A Big “Bad-Nasty” Gang of Bacteria Just Bum-Rushed On This Cute Little Baby’s Tooth And…Oh, No!...

Everybody in the pool!...

The last time we prefacely talked about "The Top 5 "Biggest, Baddest, And Most Lethal" Sets Of Teeth On Earth!", I saw your "thank you very much, Mother Nature and Father Time, for giving us a chance to live here on Earth!" smile looking at the skinny, 98-pounds-when-dripping-wet, 14-YEAR-OLD HSR, AND THERE, HE IS JUST LEARNING HOW TO SWIM IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD PARK POOL, AND THE LIFEGUARD/TEACHER

DOESN'T TAKE ANYTHING LESS THAN AN ALL-OUT EFFORT, AND HE LIKES TO SEE KIDS WORK HARD AND SWEAT IN THE POOL...

AND THE GUARD CAN TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SWEAT AND JUST WETNESS FROM THE WATER...

AND HE DIRECTS JOHNNY AND RAY TO SWIM ACROSS TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE POOL, BUT JOHNNY AND RAY ARE NEW TO THIS AND HESITANT...

BUT THE LIFE GUARD KNOWS THAT FEAR IS A GREAT AND IMMEDIATE MOTIVATOR, SO HE PULLS OUT...

...A FAKE-BUT-REAL-LOOKING SNAKE!

AND TOSSES IT IN THE WATER!...

AND ALL OF THE KIDS SCREAM AND SWIM ACROSS IN ALMOST RECORD-BREAKING FASHION!

"I ALWAYS KNEW THAT YOU ALL HAD IT IN YOU!...SEE WHAT I BROUGHT OUT OF YOU!...LOOK, OVER THERE!...

ALL OF YOUR PARENTS ARE IN THE BLEACHERS CLAPPING FOR YOU IN AMAZEMENT...

THANKS FOR MAKING ME LOOK GOOD!" THE LIFE GUARD TELLS THE KIDS...

"NOW, NEXT...LET'S DO SOME DIVING! ARE YOU ALL EXCITED?" HE ASKS.

THE POOL ALL OF A SUDDEN GETS VERY QUIET...SO QUIET THAT YOU CAN HEAR A

A WATER DROP...DROP!...

"LISTEN UP! YOUNG MEN!...

"I WANT YOU TO DIVE LIKE THIS!...



"AND YOUNG LADIES!...

"DIVE LIKE THIS!"



"OKAY... LET'S MAKE SOME SPLASH!"

AND IT'S STIILL VERY QUIET...

"JOHNNY!...YOU GO FIRST!...MAKE ME PROUD!"

SO JOHNNY CLIMBS THE MANY DIVING BOARD STEPS, THEN RUNS TO THE EDGE...

AND...



"GOOD, JOHNNY...YOU WENT FIRST...YOU'RE THE BRAVEST OF THE GROUP!...WE'LL WORK ON THE FINESSE OF THE ENTRY!"...

"RAY! YOUR TURN!"...

AND RAY SOBS BACK WITH SOME UPSET TEARS, "WHY YOU ALWAYS PICKIN' ON ME?"...

AND THE LIFE GUARD ALMOST GETS AN UNDERSTANDING LOOK, BUT THEN SAYS..."WHERE'S MY SNAKE?"

NOW RAY SCURRIES UP THE LADDER, AND STARTS HIS DIVE, BUT...



ALL "H" BREAKS LOOSE AT THE END!...

SO, MARLA WALKS UP TO THE TEACHER AND TAPS THE TEACHER'S LEG, THEN THE TEACHER LOOKS AROUND, THEN DOWN, AND SHE ASKS...



"CAN I DIVE NEXT CLASS?"...

"SURE, HONEY!"...

THEN, AN ENTHUSIASTIC WILL RUNS UP TO THE TEACHER AND VOLUNTEERS, "HEY TEACH!...I CAN DO A SWAN DIVE RIGHT NOW"...

"WANNA SEE?"...

"YEAH!" SAYS THE TEACHER...

"GOOD BEGINNING FORM, WILL!...

"HSR! I HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN ABOUT YOU!...LET'S MAKE HASTE!"...

SO, HSR, WHO WAS HIDING BEHIND SOME OTHER KIDS, HOPING TO BE FORGOTTEN, NOW HAS MILLIONS OF...

BUTTERFLIES IN HIS STOMACH, MOVING FASTER AND FASTER...

"CAN I DO MY DIVE NEXT WEEK WITH MARLA...PLEASE...SIR?"

AND THE TEACHER LOOKS FOR A SECOND LIKE HE MIGHT AGREE AND SAYS, 

"WELL...HSR...

"NOT A CHANCE!...GET ON UP THERE...RIGHT NOW!...

SO, HSR GETS OUT THE WATER ALL MAD...

AND WALKS TO THE DIVING BOARD, THROWING HIS SHOULDERS AND HE'S ABOUT TO CRY...

BUT ONE OF HSR'S ADMIRERS...

SAYS, "I'LL BE WAITING FOR YOU WHEN YOU FINISH, OKAY, YOU BRAVE BOY!"

NOW HSR SEEMS TO HAVE "NEW LIFE"...

AND HE CLIMBS UP THE LADDER WITH A DETERMINED AND ALMOST SCARY LOOK...

AND  HE SLOWLY WALKS TO THE EGDE OF THE PLANK...

...THINKING, "IS THIS HOW VICTIMS OF PIRATES ON THE HIGH SEAS FEEL?"...

"I'LL SHOW 'UM!"

SO, INSTEAD OF TWO OR THREE BOUNCES, THEN DIVING...

HE TAKES ABOUT FIFTEEN...AND WITH EACH BOUNCE GETS HIGHER...AND HIGHER...

NOW, HE'S BY SOME BIRDS...

AND NEXT TIME...BY SOME...

CLOUDS!...OMG!

AND HSR FINALLY DIVES!...

AND SOME SPECTATORS LOOK ON IN AMAZEMENT!...

AND HE DOES SOME FLIPS, TWISTS, AND TURNS, TO THE BEST OF HIS FIRST-TIME ABILITIES...AND...

HSR HAS EVERYBODY WONDERING WHAT KIND OF POSSIBLY HORRIFYING ENTRY

INTO THE WATER HE WILL MAKE...

BUT NO MATTER...HE'S THINKING ABOUT HIS NEW FRIEND!
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"Be fearless...but also wise about things!"

















Isn't Baby Victoria just adorable...

With her big, prophesying, and pretty eyes...

And her cute little nose...and her very squeezable and abundantly-soft arms and legs!

But...

Believe it or not, her beautiful and burgeoning teeth...

are under a constant threat from "Lurking-in-the-Dark-Alley Critters"...

I'm begging you...Don't go down that road!

Yes, inside the mouth is dark...don't believe me...

Just close your lips, then peek inside yo' mouth!

So keep her teeth, and yours, pollution-free--you know, get the plaque off!

Don't let these pretty pictures of oral biofilm microorganisms fool you!

They "ain't warm and cuddly"...

That yucky stuff is always growing

on that baby's, and our, teeth...

And if that "Smack" grows to sufficient quantities,  that "Mouthlava" can erupt and take over, and wreak major havoc on the enamel

And kick some tooth a_ _ , 

...in a mean and major way!

I wonder if plaque bacterial cells have, just under their surface membranes,

...biological needles that are just sharply and intentionally waiting to poke at us, and devastatingly injure our cells?

The biofilm cells in our mouths and in other areas, communicate with each other through methods like Quorum Sensing,

and they can "Share" and "Like" and "Email" to each other, their made-for-survival-and-adaptation DNA and RNA fragments!

And overcome our body's natural defenses!

Yes!

They molecularly build their devious and dastardly Weapons Of Mouth Destruction using just simple, off-the-rack amino acids...that just happen to be floating around...

and mix and combine them...

...all in an effort to ultimately poop out

teeth-destroying bunk and junk...

...that builds up and collects...

...with sequelae that will definitely make us, and that baby, so so sorry!

So Mom, and Dad, and Caretaker...please clean Baby Victoria's teeth frequently...

on a daily basis, until they all grow in...

And that way, the Big, Bad-Nasty mouth-forces-equivalent, to this love-to-brawl, "Dark Alley Group of Ne'er-Do-Wells"

...can't get their dirty paws, jaws, claws, switch blades, and acidic fingers on our, young, beautiful, and full-of-promise toddler's blossoming dentition!

Hip hip hooray!





May you have many...do you think that everyone needs a little bit of help, even billionaires?...can an ever-sophisticating mind heal the body?...wanna grow?--look in the mirror--and ask some questions!...smiles!

Three Rich Handsome Guys Just Asked Me Out For A New Year's Party Date!...On The Same Day...That My Dentist Finished "Fixing" My Teeth Curves!...

You and your "explore the world and Nature, and find out new things, then share the new knowledge with the world!" smile are all tucked under the warm covers on the living room couch, and you take a sip of hot Hot Chocolate and...the movie starts...and this new version, staring HSR, of course, HAS A 26 YEAR OLD HSR ON A VERY PRISTINE AND QUIET LAKE



AND HE IS TAKING HIS OWN SWEET TIME, JUST MOSEIN' ALONG...



IN HIS PROFESSIONAL KAYACK...

AND THINKING ABOUT THE WATERFALL...



THAT HE'S ABOUT TO CONQUER!...

AND ALL OF A SUDDEN, HE HAS FOND MEMORIES OF HIS FAMILY WHEN THEY FIRST...

GOT INTO KAYAKING...

AND HSR FELL HEAD OVER HEELS REALLY HARD FOR THE SPORT...

AS A LITTLE ONE, HE EVEN CELEBRATED CHRISTMAS WITH A COOL

TREE ORNAMENT!....

AND HE WOULD PRAY, PRAY, AND

PRAY SOME MORE TO GET HIS WISH OF HIS OWN KAYACK!...SOONER THAN LATER!..


THEN ONE DAY, AS YOU CAN PROBABLY GUESS,

AFTER BEING A GOOD KID AND A GOOD STUDENT,

HIS DAD TOOK HIM DOWN TO THE LAKE FOR NO APPARENT REASON

AND SURPRISED HIM!...WITH HIS VERY OWN KAYACK!

BOY, OH BOY!

NOW,

HE CAN CHECK OUT ALL PARTS OF THE LAKE AND BE A REAL WATER RANGER!...

AND AS HE GREW OLDER AND...

BIGGER, HE BEGAN TO SEE THE BEAUTY IN ALL WATERS...

AND HE WOULD LEARN HOW TO DO SOME TRICKS...

LIKE ROLLING SAFELY WITH HIS KAYACK...

AND AS HIS CONFIDENCE GREW HE WANTED TO GRADUATE TO "SHOOTING THE RAPIDS!"

AND HE STARTED OUT WITH SMALL JUMPS AT FIRST...

THEN HIS BRAVERY GREW...

AND HE COULD NOW PERFORM WITH GREATER EASE AND FINESSE

WATCH OUT!

NOW, HE'S A REAL PRO...WITH HIS GO-PRO CAMERAS

...BEAMING HIS ADVENTURES TO THE MANY ADVENTURE-STARVING, VICARIOUS-LIVING INTERNET VIEWERS...

BUT TODAY...

HSR IS MEDITATING BEFORE

HE MAKES AN EVEN BIGGER JUMP...

SO, AFTER PUMPING UP HIS PSYCHE...

HE TAKES THE DIVE!...

AND WHOA! WHAT A RUSH!

THIS IS WHAT LIFE'S REALLY ALL ABOUT!...

SAY YEAH, BOY!..

SO, HAVING SURVIVED THAT WITHOUT A SCRATCH...

HE GIVES PRAYERS AND THANKS TO HIS "SUPREME PROTECTOR!"

KNOWING THAT WATER CAN BE SO VIOLENT, AND YET, SO...

PEACEFUL!..

BUT HSR IS ALREADY PLANNING HIS NEXT WATERFALL JUMP...

DOWN THE VERY RISKY "BOTTOMLESS WATER GORGE,"

BUT LET'S GET ONE THING STRAIGHT...HSR MIGHT BE CRAZY...

BUT HE AIN'T STUPID...

ENOUGH TO TRY THE "SUICIDAL"

ANGEL FALLS!...

THAT IS...

UNLESS!...

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"The wise get wiser...and the stupid get...well...self-culled from the herd?"


















"Gladys!"...

"I like that blue color on you," I cheerily say.

"Oh, stop the small talk, Lisa, I can tell when something's up with you, so tell me!"

"Okay, girlfriend!...I've got a big problem!"

"You gonna bore the life out of me again," Gladys smirks back.

"No! But, check this," I continue, "I just finished treatments with my handsome Dentist this morning!

"Big deal, I'm bored already!" says Gladys.

"Shut up, already! Well, I just got the last finishing touches on my teeth curves...and guess what?" I ask Gladys...

"What...you got a new boyfriend?" Gladys fires back.

"No!...Three!...possible ones...that want to get next to me now...It's like my Dentist unleashed the "Natural Magical Powers" of my teeth!" I reveal to Gladys.

"Ain't nobody gonna want you with that spinach

on your teeth!" says Gladys.

"Oh, thanks! I'll get it off! Well anyway, I know that I have good genes and all of that, I mean, guys can see that I have "Model-Good" looks on the outside,

And now, I'm finally finished fortifying my grill, girl!...To make me complete!" I tell Gladys.

"If you ask me, I know that you ain't all there," retorts Gladys.

"Forget you!...but I can't forget my hero Dentist!"

"I can still remember the day when he first walked in and saw me...He didn't give up on me!"

"He looked me in the eyes and promised me that he couldn't make me the most beautiful woman in the world...

..."But"...he said..."I can, however, make you...the most beautiful woman that you can be...

"But, hey," the Dentist comments, "you're already stratospherically way up there

on the "Gorgeous" and "Adoration" charts, anyway, young lady!"

He also said that he could make me and my smile the "most irresistible to behold!"...

...and powerful enough to put almost any guy in a stupefied trance!

And I asked him "How could you separate the two?"

"You mean stupefied and trance?" he asks.

"Haha, no. How can you make regular teeth Magical?" I return.

"Let me 'splain it to you simply," he starts...

"If your dental lines and curves strictly follow the rules, laws, and the dimensional ratios of Nature, which I would be happy to  help you comply with...you'll not only stand out in a crowd...you will draw a crowd around you"...

..he says as he stares deep into my eyes."

"Well," I confess to him, "I would like a little more attention...My last boyfriend left me because he wanted more space...I know that he actually wanted more space from my teeth and breath...that's why!"

I continue, "So, Doctor, there's a difference between just fixing teeth the regular way, and, as you put it, the Magnetic Way?

The Doctor responds, "But of course!"

"Simple math...the laterals are precisely smaller than the centrals in width...

...and the height to width ratio in Nature is a difference of nearly 25% on the Upper Centrals... 

These spacial relationships actually reflect the way Nature planned it!

These add the Spark of Beauty and Aesthetics and...

...as you might know, the human eye is drawn to difference or imperfection...

however, and get this, if there is no imperfection, the eyes go on searching and searching for imperfection...

So in that search for imperfection, if there is none to be found,

...then our minds keep going on and on...into a "Trance State of Search"...

...where we go into a continuous loop...and sort of "go duh!"...

So...

...when people start staring at you and your teeth...and I guarantee you that they will...and they "go duh!"...Don't blame me or yourself!...

It's just the "Nature Of Things!"

These "Golden Proportions" are seen in all of Physical Nature...Look it up on the Internet!...you'll see!

And then he said, "My work with you is done now... at least for six months!"...he smiles...

"Now go outside in the sunshine...

And show your "Sunshine!"" smiles the Dentist as our appointment concludes.

So, I now take a look in the mirror...

and it looks "normally-good" to me...

But as I walk outside on the street outside of the office, people are glancing at me as I walk by...

...and some of them twice

...I could get used to this new attention!

And I tell Gladys, "For the first time, I threw my head back and smiled and laughed out loud, 

almost like I was a little cray cray!"

"And, Gladys," I try to shake her up...

"Ho, Hum...what now!" she speaks out.

"Of all people...I saw my ex... right there!...and he couldn't keep his big eyes off of me, and asked could we still "see" each other!"

"And you said yes?" Gladys asks.

"No! Not him again!... because I know that he's now going steady with a person I know!"

"I'm moving on!"...

"So if you've got something to say...just talk to my hand!" I told him!

"So, after all that, I make it on over to the mall...and a guy comes up to me

...and says "Hi! I'm into Real Estate. I'm a broker and I specialize in the sales of Large Castles

...around the world!"

"And why are telling me all of this," I ask.

"Because, even though I am seeing you for the first time...right here and right now...

...I want you to be part of my future family!...

You're just what the Doctor ordered!" he gushes.

"Why...are you sick or something?" I inquire.

"No, but, I'm finally getting my own castle...

And I would love for us to raise a royal family!

I've dreamed of beautiful castles 

...ever since I was tiny!...

We'll even have our own Royal Crest!

My parents are the King and Queen of Inchantedlandia, just north of Leitchenstein,

...and it has the mountains with the most snow in the world!...

and it keeps getting more!

But, they have been urgently waiting for me to get married and carry on the lineage" he pleads.

"Gladys...I was, of course, taken awayback by such directness, but we talked and I took his number.

And then, I met this cute second guy when I went to the bank"...

...and this man, who was in the International Investments area, keeps looking at me, and later, he comes over to me"...

and says, "Hi there, my name is Florenwing."

"Of Florenwing Fashions?" I perk up and ask.

"Yes! I see you from way over there, and it's very very obvious, that you have that...that..."juiced-up" and intangible vibe and radiation all about you!," and he continues...

"And, immediately, I know that you are the perfect woman to be the model/spokesperson for my new ultra-luxury and form-fitting lines for the curvy

and the svelte-ty

globally-aware woman!"says Florenwing, sounding desperate to close a megadeal!

I tell him, "Oh my gosh, I'm saving up to buy one of your pieces, right now!"

And he banters back, "If you become part of our team, you can get all you need for free, but we need to do lunch...I don't want to let you, and all of these great opportunities, slip away!"

So, of course, I act like I really don't care...but I slowly snatch his card!...then leave...

Oh, yes, and Gladys...please bear with me on this last one...I've got to tell you about this third guy I met today!

I was walking to the front door at "All Week Fitness," you know, getting ready to do my squats and stuff to keep my thighs and my "lumps" toned and ready...

And I noticed this guy dropping off his brand-spanking-new Bentley 

...to the fitness valet!

And he sees me, then takes two more looks, then walks over to me

and introduces himself, "Hi my name is Keevan Molaar...

"and I just got a New Car right here, and...

...maybe you're my New Love!

"I'd like for you to be the first lady and hopefully...

the only lady that I let "Ride With Me!"...Tell me...

"Are you in movies...

because you look so...so...

breathtaking!" he adamantly observes.

"There's something...that sets you apart from all the other women I see...but I just can't quite put my finger on it yet!" he tells me.

Why, thank you...but no, I'm not an actor." I tell him.

"Well," he says, "I'm a lawyer in solo private practice, and last night I just won my clients a four billion,

 with a "b," dollar judgement!"

"And the clients gave me a 30% cut, which is $1.2 billion, 

so I'm set now"...

"But, I'll keep practicing!

..."I'm buying my parents a new house...

..."and I'm ready to start making a family...

"I love your look and...

"I know that we will make many beautiful babies together," he also adds...

"But, I'm not trying to buy your Love...I'm trying to Love 

your Love!" finishes Attorney Molaar.

"And, Gladys, he started just standing and staying next to me, and big smiling for a while...like he was proud to be next to me!," I profess to Gladys.

"Hey, Lisa, I'm Googling that Molaar lawyer right now!...

'''and you're right...He did a small class-action lawsuit against Milliteek Industries and it ballooned big time, and boy...wait...does he have a cute brother?" probes Gladys.

"Help me Gladys," I beg her..."I need to know which man I should go out with to the New Year's Party!"

"You should invite all three of them and...let them fight over you!...

..."just like in the good old days, girl!...

"then your heart will let you know...

"But, I'll help you through this...

...under one condition!" gambles Gladys...

"And what is that..., you hustla'?" I snap back and smile at her with my Big New Fireworks Smile!

Gladys takes a deep breath, then tells me, "That you help me meet the two you don't want!...

...and...

...give me the name of that Dentist, girl!" rejoices Gladys!

"Gimme...

...Five!"






May you have many...the wind and the rain are Mother Nature's "washing machine?"...quick--think of  something!...if the "news" bothers you too much, just read this blog!...smiles!