Friday, February 19, 2016

Be The First To Bust This Cool Dental Dance Move At Your Next Party!

THE NEWLY-MINTED THIRTEEN-YEAR-OLD HSR IS ABOUT TO CELEBRATE HIS TURNING A TEENAGER, SO HIS BIG SISTER THROWS HIM A PARTY AT THEIR CHURCH'S BIG GYMNASIUM, AND ALL OF THE NEIGHBORHOOD KIDS SHOW UP, AND THERE'S BRIGHT LIGHTS AND LOUD MUSIC...


AND AFTER A WHILE OF CRAZY DANCING AND TALKING, AND UNSPIKED-PUNCH DRINKING,



THEY BREAK FOR SOME KIND WORDS, AND MAKING WISHES, AND BLOWING OUT THE CANDLES, BUT BEFORE THEY CUT THE CAKE,


THIS ONE GIRL THAT'S TALLER THAN HSR13, GRABS HIS HAND AND TAKES HIM BACK TO THE MUSIC DANCE FLOOR, AND STARTS TO "GET JIGGY" WITH HIM AND THE CROWD GOES CRAZY, AND THEN, ANOTHER TEENAGE GIRL THAY HAS EYES FOR HIM, RUNS UP AND DANCES BEHIND HIM, TO THE CROWD'S OOHS AND AAHS AND DELIGHTS,


AND SOME MORE OF HIS COOL AND SECRET ADMIRING YOUNG LADIES, THAT DON'T WANT TO FEEL LEFT OUT OF COMMUNITY HISTORY, RUN UP AND CROWD AROUND HSR13, AND START TO WIGGLE LIKE EXCITED WORMS, AND ALL OF THIS ALERTS THE CHAPERONES, WHO TELL THE KIDS TO CALM IT DOWN A LITTLE, BUT TO NO AVAIL...


....SO, NEXT, THE CHAPERONES GET TOGETHER AN AGREE TO... aww, come on guys, don't go busting any bubbles, just let HSR13 enjoy hisself (sic) a little, because he's only 13 once, and you remember how you were at that age, with your "three-fourths of the Earth is covered by water, so why do we still have to pay a lot for it?...well, there outta be a law!" smile!
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"If you don't look toward the future while you're performing your present, your past might become improvable!"









WARNING!

NEW MOVE FOR THE DANCE FLOOR!

BE THE FIRST AT YOUR NEXT PARTY TO BUST IT OUT!





Yes! This can be done by two-year-olds on up to 100+--with glee!

One can even do it with a partner and use the arms of one or more people.

I received word back that a whole Mid West Kindergarten class did the dance and changed the names used in the song, to fit their names...and had a ball!

After much thought, meditation, and asking my brain and the universe's powers for guidance, this dance was revealed in an instant to the creator of this blog...and the rest is history.

Now Dentistry has its own choreographically-real and applicable break dance routine that's fun and also sneaks in a little bit of aerobic exercise.




So, go ahead and "break a leg (or, rather, an arm!)!"









May you have many...why do a lot of people want to live here?...


   ...please, do not put your trust in the almighty dollar, for good reason!...once, I was lead around with a carrot and stick approach, and when I finally could have the carrot, it wasn't all that good, or worth it!...smiles!

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