Continuing the preface to the blog post, "Go 'Head Girl...And Twerk Dat Smile!," we now catch you turning from Netflix, to the new "WEBAD" channel, with your "yes! I'm dancing in the dark to some cool and mellow music--now that is what I call the tasty icing on my big fat cake!" smile watching attentively, AND THIS IS WHERE WE FIND HSR PURSUING A NEW ADVENTURE IN HIS HOT AIR BALLON...
...WHERE HE STARTS FROM HIS FORMER COLLEGE, POINT LOMA UNIVERSITY...
...IN SAN DIEGO, WHICH GIVES SPECTACULAR ARIEL VIEWS, AND HE CONTINUES NORTH UP THE COAST, AND HE LANDS AND SPENDS HIS FIRST NIGHT IN THE AREA OF THE AGUA HEDIONDA LAGOON...
...AND HE WAKES UP FRESH THIS NEW MORNING AND IS ABOUT TO TAKE OFF...ON SCHEDULE...BUT WHEN HE CLIMBS IN THE CABIN OF THE BALLON AND TAKES OFF, HSR FINDS THAT AN ATTRACTIVE WOMAN AND HER DOG HAVE STOWED AWAY IN HIS BALLON...
...AND THE STARTLED HSR WAKES THE WOMAN UP AND ASKS, " HEY THERE! HOW...WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING IN HERE?" AND THE WOMAN ANSWERS, "THE SAME THING THAT YOU'RE DOING...CHECKING OUT THE BEAUTIFUL SIGHTS...JUST LOOK AT CARLSBAD VILLAGE BEACH THERE!"...
..."BUT SIR...WHAT IS YOUR NAME" SHE ASKS, AND HE SAYS, "MY NAME IS HSR, DR. R" AND SHE CONTINUES, "WELL, DR. R, YOU SHOULD MAKE THE BALLON GO HIGHER, BECAUSE WE'RE ALMOST ON THE WAVES!" AND THE DOG BARKS ONCE IN AGREEMENT, AND HSR, SEEING THIS, LETS MORE HOT AIR INTO THE BALLON TO ASCEND MORE AND HE SAYS, "LOOKS LIKE THERE'S A LOT OF HOT AIR TO GO AROUND HERE" AND SHE SIDE GLANCES AT HIM, BUT HE CONTINUES, "WELL, ANYWAY, WHAT IS YOUR NAME YOUNG LADY?" AND SHE SAYS BACK, "MY NAME IS SUGAR, SUGAR ROSE, AND THIS IS MY DOG "FURRY." AND FURRY LIGHTLY BARKS ONCE AND STICKS OUT HIS TONGUE AND BREATHES...AND NOW THEY GAZE WITH WONDER AS THEY PASS OVER CAMP PENDLETON...
AND SUGAR ROSE POINTS AND SAYS, "OH LOOK!...A WHALE!...
AND MISS ROSE SMILES AND SAYS, "YOU KNOW DR. R, I THINK THAT WE MAKE BEAUTIFUL VIEWS TOGETHER!" AND HSR ROLLS HIS EYES AND JUST GETS ON WITH THE TRIP, THINKING ABOUT DUMPING THEM OFF AT THE NEXT STOP, THEN ROSE PULLS OUT SOMETHING FROM HER PURSE, AND SAYS, "DR. R! I HAVE SOME TREATS FOR US...I KNOW THAT YOU MIGHT BE GETTING HUNGRY! OKAY, HERE'S SOME CELERY AND COCONUT-ALMOND BUTTER...PROBABLY YOUR FAVORITE, NO?" AND HSR KNITS HIS BROW WHILE HALF-SMILING, AND THINKS TO HIMSELF, "HOW DID SHE KNOW THAT?"
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...WHERE HE STARTS FROM HIS FORMER COLLEGE, POINT LOMA UNIVERSITY...
...IN SAN DIEGO, WHICH GIVES SPECTACULAR ARIEL VIEWS, AND HE CONTINUES NORTH UP THE COAST, AND HE LANDS AND SPENDS HIS FIRST NIGHT IN THE AREA OF THE AGUA HEDIONDA LAGOON...
...AND HE WAKES UP FRESH THIS NEW MORNING AND IS ABOUT TO TAKE OFF...ON SCHEDULE...BUT WHEN HE CLIMBS IN THE CABIN OF THE BALLON AND TAKES OFF, HSR FINDS THAT AN ATTRACTIVE WOMAN AND HER DOG HAVE STOWED AWAY IN HIS BALLON...
...AND THE STARTLED HSR WAKES THE WOMAN UP AND ASKS, " HEY THERE! HOW...WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING IN HERE?" AND THE WOMAN ANSWERS, "THE SAME THING THAT YOU'RE DOING...CHECKING OUT THE BEAUTIFUL SIGHTS...JUST LOOK AT CARLSBAD VILLAGE BEACH THERE!"...
..."BUT SIR...WHAT IS YOUR NAME" SHE ASKS, AND HE SAYS, "MY NAME IS HSR, DR. R" AND SHE CONTINUES, "WELL, DR. R, YOU SHOULD MAKE THE BALLON GO HIGHER, BECAUSE WE'RE ALMOST ON THE WAVES!" AND THE DOG BARKS ONCE IN AGREEMENT, AND HSR, SEEING THIS, LETS MORE HOT AIR INTO THE BALLON TO ASCEND MORE AND HE SAYS, "LOOKS LIKE THERE'S A LOT OF HOT AIR TO GO AROUND HERE" AND SHE SIDE GLANCES AT HIM, BUT HE CONTINUES, "WELL, ANYWAY, WHAT IS YOUR NAME YOUNG LADY?" AND SHE SAYS BACK, "MY NAME IS SUGAR, SUGAR ROSE, AND THIS IS MY DOG "FURRY." AND FURRY LIGHTLY BARKS ONCE AND STICKS OUT HIS TONGUE AND BREATHES...AND NOW THEY GAZE WITH WONDER AS THEY PASS OVER CAMP PENDLETON...
AND SUGAR ROSE POINTS AND SAYS, "OH LOOK!...A WHALE!...
AND MISS ROSE SMILES AND SAYS, "YOU KNOW DR. R, I THINK THAT WE MAKE BEAUTIFUL VIEWS TOGETHER!" AND HSR ROLLS HIS EYES AND JUST GETS ON WITH THE TRIP, THINKING ABOUT DUMPING THEM OFF AT THE NEXT STOP, THEN ROSE PULLS OUT SOMETHING FROM HER PURSE, AND SAYS, "DR. R! I HAVE SOME TREATS FOR US...I KNOW THAT YOU MIGHT BE GETTING HUNGRY! OKAY, HERE'S SOME CELERY AND COCONUT-ALMOND BUTTER...PROBABLY YOUR FAVORITE, NO?" AND HSR KNITS HIS BROW WHILE HALF-SMILING, AND THINKS TO HIMSELF, "HOW DID SHE KNOW THAT?"
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“Don't chew more than what you have bitten off!“
She is the type of woman that guys…would not write to their
mothers about…
…and maybe not even take home to meet the family!…
…but guys would certainly chat and text to their
friends about her…
…please, make no mistake about this!...
She exudes high-end everything…
Over-the-top ostentatiousness…
…the car…
the clothes!...
the diamonds!...
…the perfume!...
And her body…
…speaks, no, shouts, for itself…
…she looks like a billionaire’s girl friend!
And she swears that she’s surgical-enhancement free!...
Is she Mother Nature’s most sought after daughter?
So, she pulls up in to the parking lot of the megadentist that is highly recommended to her…
One Dr. Randy Gingivich…
He only works one day a week now, and is about to retire…
…and a lot of people want to get their work done by him
before he moves to the Caribbean, to cool out to the max, and where everything
is, as he puts it, “super beautiful”…
...especially the sunsets...
Now, she walks her way into the Doctor’s office!
Yes, everybody knows her...she's Jessica R.!
So, she's in the dental chair now, and the Dr. walks in...and his mouth drops open!...
"There you are, Doctor. I have searched for you far and wide...and now I finally see you...I am so beside myself," she confesses.
"Well, you could have just simply found me on the Internet," replies the Doctor.
"Ooh, I like your fire, Doctor. But I am here because I hear that you have the best technique...and have had for years...anyway, I want you to show me how..." as she sort of wiggles the words out.
"Well, you could have just simply found me on the Internet," replies the Doctor.
"Ooh, I like your fire, Doctor. But I am here because I hear that you have the best technique...and have had for years...anyway, I want you to show me how..." as she sort of wiggles the words out.
And she finishes with, "I'm "DTF" with you right now!"
Then, Dr. Gingivich thinks he is almost having a Fred Sanford moment, calling for "Elizabeth!"...and...
Jessica purrs, "Please, Doctor, let me take a deep breath and then we can get started!
"Oh, yes, and Dr!..."DTF" only means "Down To Floss!”
"Sir, are you turning red?"
"Well, tell me...what else do you think I could have been talking
about?," Jessica innocently, yet winkingly, inquires!
So, without answering the question, the Doctor wipes his brow and thinks, "Whew!" and settles back down, and...
So, without answering the question, the Doctor wipes his brow and thinks, "Whew!" and settles back down, and...
May you have many…see no evil, speak no evil, and hear no evil--and most importantly--do no evil!...ah, yes, salads--the kaleidoscope of the fruit and vegetable worlds!...excuse me--may I have some seconds and maybe even thirds of that delicious food? Thank you!…
smiles!
Evidently, this highly accomplished dentist didn't spend all of his time demonstrating the proper way to floss!
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