Do You Love Your Teeth?...Well, Tell Them And Show Them That You Do!

Party over here!...

...and you, your friends, and your "if everybody thinks the way I do, with no diversity of thought, there would be no arguments...at least with me!" smile, are totally in the celebratory mood, and at midnight, that's when the huge big screen above the DJ beams HSR's continuing big saga, last witnessed on the preface from "Teeth Jam Or Toe Jam...Which One Is Worse?"... where THE 25 YEAR OLD HSR IS SIGHTSEEING BY CAR IN SOME PARTS OF THE SOUTH, AND HE REALIZES, FIRST HAND,  THAT PLANTS AND TREES ARE MUCHO APLENTY... 

AND SO IS THE ATTENDANT ATMOSPHERIC GASEOUS OXYGEN INDEX, WHICH MAKES HIM SATURATED AND FEELING JUST FINE...

...AND WHILE DRIVING, HE LOOKS TO THE SIDE EVERY SO OFTEN, AND IS AMAZED BY THE JUNGLE-LUSH THICKNESS OF THE WOODS... 

...FOR MILES ON END, IN EVERY DIRECTION!...

AND THERE ARE VERY FEW PEOPLE ON THE ROAD...

SO, AS HE IS JUST HUMMING ALONG, AND DIGGING THE SERENE SCENE...UH-OH...HE, UNFORTUNATELY, GETS A FLAT TIRE...

HOWEVER, KNOWING JUST WHAT TO DO, AND NOT WASTING ANY TIME, HE WHIPS OUT HIS FULLY-POWERED CELL PHONE, AND...DANG!...NO BARS!...NO CONNECTION!...AND AFTER CHECKING THE CAR... THERE'S...NO SPARE TIRE, EITHER!...

...OH, NO!...

BUT, NO MATTER...INSTEAD OF JUST SITTING DOWN AND HAVING A PITY PARTY, HE GATHERS HIS THINGS AND HIS BACKPACK AND STARTS HIS TREK 99 MILES TO THE NEXT GAS STATION, WHERE HE WILL CALL FOR HELP...

BUT ALONG THE WAY, HE SEES SOME STRANGE TREES AND PLANTS THAT LOOK LIKE GIGANTIC, FEARABLE BEINGS...

HEY!... A GODZILLA TREE!..

SO, HAVING AN EERY PREMONITION THAT HE IS EMBARKING ON AN ADVENTURE THAT HE WILL NEVER FORGET, HE READIES HIMSELF AND STARTS TO THINK ABOUT WHAT HE'LL DO WHEN THE SUN GOES DOWN...

AND HSR STARTS TO REALLY PAY ATTENTION TO THE SMALL SOUNDS IN THE BIG FOREST, WHICH ARE BEGINNING TO REALLY CREEP HIM OUT NOW...AND HE STARTS TO SEE AND EVEN IMAGINE SHAPES THAT COULD MEAN BAD NEWS OR EVEN HARM...

YIKES!...

AND HE LOOKS IN ANOTHER DIRECTION, AND...ARE THOSE MORE EYES?!...

OMG!...OMG!...

IT'S PITCH BLACK NOW, WITH OWLS HOOTING, AND ANIMALS SWIFTLY SCURRYING AND SCAMPERING ACROSS THE DRY LEAVES...

NOW, HE CAN HEAR HIS OWN THUMPING HEARTBEAT, AS HE NEARLY BUMPS FACE FIRST INTO A TREE...

WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, A CAR, WHICH HE DIDN'T HEAR, SHOWS UP BEHIND HIM, SCARING HIM A BIT...

AND FEELING A LITTLE RELIEVED, BUT STILL APPREHENSIVE, HE TURNS BACK TO LOOK GOODBYE TO THE FOREST...THEN TURNS BACK TO THE CAR...AND...POOF!...IT'S GONE!...

CRAP!...

SO HSR KEEPS HOOFING IT AND TRIES TO BE BRAVE, BUT THINGS ARE GETTING DARKER, AND MORE SCARY...

AND HE PASSES A CAVE ENTRANCE, AND ONE PART OF HIM SAYS TO GO IN AND RIDE OUT THE NIGHT...

BUT ANOTHER SENSIBLE PART OF HIM SAYS, "F... NO! I'M OUTTA HERE!

AND HE LOOKS UP INTO THE NIGHT SKY TO THE RIGHT AND SEES...

METEORS IN FLIGHT, AND IN BACK OF HIM, HE SEES...

AN ELECTRICAL STORM THAT'S GETTING CLOSER!...

AND OFF TO THE LEFT, HE DETECTS AN ABODE...

AND HE DECIDES NOT TO STOP THERE, EITHER... 

SO HE WALKS A WAYS SOME MORE AND COMES ACROSS AN OLD, POTENTIALLY-PROMISING CAR...

AND LUCKY FOR HSR, HE KNOWS ABOUT FIXING CARS...SO HE DOES A LITTLE MECHANICAL MANIPULATION AND WIRE CONNECTING, WITH DUST FLYING HERE AND THERE, BUT HE WORKS FAST, LIKE HIS LIFE DEPENDS ON IT!...BECAUSE IT DOES!...

AND MAGICALLY...IT REVS UP!...WITH SOME BACKFIRE NOISES... AND HSR PUTS IT INTO "D" GEAR AND SLOWLY GETS IT UP TO SPEED, AND...HALLELUYA!...HE CONTINUES HIS "MAKE-IT-BY-HIS-WITS" JOURNEY DOWN THE DARK, DANGEROUS, AND UNKNOWN ROAD... 

AND HSR PROMISES HIMSELF...

... "I AIN'T LETTING NO SILLY LITTLE FOREST GET THE BEST OF ME!"

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Do your teeth and mouth speak for you?

Of course!

And they can speak volumes about you to others without them uttering a single skinny sentence!

That's because "it's what's up front that counts!"

Many people will offer an arm and a leg for a show-stopping and glorious set of biters!

Let's face it...or in this case...let's face-to-face it...

...your lips, teeth, and tongue are the most visible, sensitive, nerve-and-blood-vessel-rich, anatomical tissues that are immediately obvious to other people.

Your teeth and you have been intimate...

...from the very start! It's not like you two just met!

Your teeth are sort of like your own personal billboard sign... 

And if your toothy-architecture could speak, they would say that they want to be new-looking and white...just like freshly driven snow!

...your smile will love you back if you treat it special, like it's worthy of being up on a pedestal... 

Beware!...The things that want to bring your smile down are insufficient oral maintenance practices, procrastination, and microbe-impregnated oral biofilm!

Yes! This is the culprit, bacterial plaque, seen here, aided by a scanning electron microscope...

Individually, the dastardly and diverse bacterial cells are too small to see,

but when aggregated, visible, and almost "fossilized," it looks like...

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...before and after, of course...

Preventing buildups of biofilm sheets and clumps on teeth surfaces, where the toothbrush cannot reach, is floss's divine purpose!

That's right! Clear your mouth of the unswallowed food scattered around here and there, and also "sweep out" the little "animalcules" that feed on and help to "rottenize" your oral left-behind trash!

Choose and use a nice-tasting toothpaste that motivates you to want to happily perform your oral chores!

And the toothbrush, which is the most important foundation of any serious oral care program, should do the job...and do it very well...just like the Love ToothBrush admirably does!

Floss first, then brush, then rinse...with an invigorating, strengthening, and good-tasting/ good-feeling rinse...

Then those close to you...won't mind, or even may like, breathing your breath!

They don't call them "Pearly  Whites"...

...for nothing!

Shucks! The World Famous Model Extraordinaire, Naomi Campbell...

...probably has one of the most gorgeous, most high-dining, most jealousy-producing, and most whatever, well, she just knows that her stuff is "Center-of-the-Galaxy" hot! No argument here!

Her status in her almost fairy-tale life and profession demands that she keep each and every jewelry-appraised tooth at its maximized best!

So, when you show your teeth that they are important and show them that they are love-worthy...guess what...other people will show you that you...and your teeth and mouth...

...are love-worthy, too!




May you have many...sometimes you rush to be on time, and, sometimes you go slow, caring little about time...where's the good stuff when you need it?...want to feel good?--dark chocolate helps!...smiles!

The Smiles And Stuff Of These Southern California Beach Girls Just Drive This 14 Year-Old Northern Minnesota Boy Crazy! Part 1.

Your "See All" panoramic night vision goggles...

...just came in from Google Shopping, and you and your "at first, I thought that I might like to know what's going to happen tomorrow, but on second thought, if it ain't good, I don't want to know!" smile, look out from the back porch to see HSR BEFORE HE OPENS HIS FIRST DENTAL OFFICE AFTER GRADUATING FROM USMFC DENTAL SCHOOL, AND HE DECIDES TO PARTIALLY SAIL THE LENGTH OF THE PACIFIC EQUATORIAL REGION, AND HE CHOOSES WHERE HE WANTS TO START BY PINNING A MAP ON THE WALL...

AND THROWING THE PROVERBIAL DART...

TO DETERMINE HIS STARTING POINT AND IT LANDS SQUARELY AND CONVINCINGLY ON...

JARVIS ISLAND!... SO HSR LOOKS UP THE FLAG OF JARVIS ISLAND ON THE INTERNET AND FINDS...

THAT IT IS PART OF THE U.S., SO HE GETS HIS LOGISTICAL SUPPORT TOGETHER FOR THE TRIP, AND HE HAS TO DECIDE IF HE WANTS TO "ROUGH IT," AND "BE A MAN ABOUT IT" IN A SMALL VESSEL...

OR "DO IT RIGHT," AND USE HIS DENTAL SCHOOL BUDDY'S "COMFORTABLE YET SEA-WORTHY ACCOMMODATIONS,"...

AND SURPRISINGLY, HSR OPTS FOR THE FORMER, BECAUSE HE WANTS TO GET THE "GUT FEELING" OF THIS ADVENTURE, AND ALSO, BY GOING THE MINIMALIST ROUTE, HE MAY COME UPON DEEPER UNDERSTANDINGS THAT CAN BE ACHIEVED NO OTHER WAY, LIKE A SEASONED AND SAGACIOUS MONK...

ELEVATES HIS MILE-HIGH, ETERNITY-LINKED CONSCIOUSNESS...

SO, AFTER SETTING SAIL UPON THE WIDE-OPEN OCEAN, AND BECOMING ONE WITH THE SEA AND THE SKY...

HE DROPS ANCHOR JUST OFF OF JARVIS ISLAND, THEN HSR DIVES DOWN TO WITNESS THE VARIETY OF AQUATIC ANIMALS, AND IMMEDIATELY HE IS STRUCK BY THE INNUMERABLE MASSIVENESS OF ALL OF THE COLORFUL BEAUTIES!...

"HEY, THAT ONE'S SORT OF LIKE THE NEMO AND DORY CHARACTERS!...

"AND THIS ONE, WITH A FAMILIAR PROBOSCIS...I'LL BET THAT IT NEVER NEEDS A NASAL DECONGESTANT...JUST SNIFFING SAND WILL CLEAR AWAY ANY OBSTRUCTION!...

"WHOA!...WHAT YOU SEE THROUGH IS TOTALLY WHAT YOU GET, WITH THIS SPECIMEN!...

"HEY BUDDY!..YEAH, YOU...WITH THE TEETH!...

..."SHOO AWAY!

"OMG!... A SEA ANEMONE THAT LOOKS LIKE A...SEA ANEMONE! YUP, THIS IS A PG-13 RATED BLOG!

"DANG! THERE ARE A LOT OF DIFFERENT FISH AND THINGS IN THE SEA!...

"I WONDER IF THOSE LAST TWO EVER "INTERSECT?"...

"GOSH!...THIS JELLY LOOKS LIKE IT COMMANDS, AND EVEN DEMANDS RESPECT, AS IF IT WANTS PASSERS-BY TO BOW DOWN TO THE MAJESTIC MASTER!"... THINKS HSR...

...SO AFTER SEEING THIS FIRST SET OF ONLY-SCUBA-VIEWABLE SURPRISES, HSR GOES BACK UP TO THE BOAT TO TAKE A BREAK!...
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Agua Epithelio...

...a handsome and strapping young man from Covill, Minnesota, off of Lake Superior, who happens to be a great swimmer, decided to send in an application for a summer life guard position in Venice Beach, California, a month ago, and this day, after walking a mile to the P.O. Box, he sees a letter from Venice Beach Ocean Rescue Association and opens it...

And, guess what...it says that he has an appointment...to try out for the position!

Aqua knows that he can qualify as a life guard for Venice Beach. He's already a life guard for Grand Portage Marina 

swimming area. And he's the Minnesota State Swimming Champ. And he's already saved 22 people!

His mom calls him Aqua because ever since an early age, he loved moving around in the water.

Now, Aqua is totally on cloud nine, and he is already envisioning himself sunning and funning on the beach and having a great and memorable time, 

and saving pretty girls from the unpredictable waters...

...and maybe even protecting beautiful women from the UV ravages of the sun by applying SPF suntan lotion on them, like this lifeguard is doing

So, the day comes, and his bags are packed, and he is ready for this new adventure!

His flight is finally arriving at the airport.

And after checking in at an Extended Stay America nearby, he heads straight on over to Venice Beach!

And it does't take long for him to see some of the sights that make Venice Beach...Venice Beach!

It's like a Zoo...people are everywhere, in all shapes, colors, and sizes, with varying degrees of musculatures,

and entertainment value!

"I don't think that I'll have many dull moments around here!" Aqua Epithelio thinks to himself.

Whoa! How does that guy even mount his unicycle?

Then Aqua suddenly feels someone tapping on his shoulder and he turns around and sees...

...a girl of his dreams!

"Hi there, you handsome man! Can you apply some lotion to the middle of my back?" she asks sultrily.

And Mr. Epithelio, who immediately gets a feeling like this...

 is about to say, "Yes, Mam! Immediately!" But...

...all of a sudden, a lot of people point to a swimmer nearby in distress!

And she's about to go under..

So, Aqua immediately rips off his shirt and jumps in the water and..




TO BE CONTINUED...



May you have many...when was the last time you shared an "epitome smile?"...if you lived here everyday, overlooking the ocean,

would you be happy?...there's nothing like a freshly flossed, brushed, and rinsed mouth!...smiles!