The Smiles And Stuff Of These Southern California Beach Girls Just Drive This 14 Year-Old Northern Minnesota Boy Crazy! Part 1.

Your "See All" panoramic night vision goggles...

...just came in from Google Shopping, and you and your "at first, I thought that I might like to know what's going to happen tomorrow, but on second thought, if it ain't good, I don't want to know!" smile, look out from the back porch to see HSR BEFORE HE OPENS HIS FIRST DENTAL OFFICE AFTER GRADUATING FROM USMFC DENTAL SCHOOL, AND HE DECIDES TO PARTIALLY SAIL THE LENGTH OF THE PACIFIC EQUATORIAL REGION, AND HE CHOOSES WHERE HE WANTS TO START BY PINNING A MAP ON THE WALL...

AND THROWING THE PROVERBIAL DART...

TO DETERMINE HIS STARTING POINT AND IT LANDS SQUARELY AND CONVINCINGLY ON...

JARVIS ISLAND!... SO HSR LOOKS UP THE FLAG OF JARVIS ISLAND ON THE INTERNET AND FINDS...

THAT IT IS PART OF THE U.S., SO HE GETS HIS LOGISTICAL SUPPORT TOGETHER FOR THE TRIP, AND HE HAS TO DECIDE IF HE WANTS TO "ROUGH IT," AND "BE A MAN ABOUT IT" IN A SMALL VESSEL...

OR "DO IT RIGHT," AND USE HIS DENTAL SCHOOL BUDDY'S "COMFORTABLE YET SEA-WORTHY ACCOMMODATIONS,"...

AND SURPRISINGLY, HSR OPTS FOR THE FORMER, BECAUSE HE WANTS TO GET THE "GUT FEELING" OF THIS ADVENTURE, AND ALSO, BY GOING THE MINIMALIST ROUTE, HE MAY COME UPON DEEPER UNDERSTANDINGS THAT CAN BE ACHIEVED NO OTHER WAY, LIKE A SEASONED AND SAGACIOUS MONK...

ELEVATES HIS MILE-HIGH, ETERNITY-LINKED CONSCIOUSNESS...

SO, AFTER SETTING SAIL UPON THE WIDE-OPEN OCEAN, AND BECOMING ONE WITH THE SEA AND THE SKY...

HE DROPS ANCHOR JUST OFF OF JARVIS ISLAND, THEN HSR DIVES DOWN TO WITNESS THE VARIETY OF AQUATIC ANIMALS, AND IMMEDIATELY HE IS STRUCK BY THE INNUMERABLE MASSIVENESS OF ALL OF THE COLORFUL BEAUTIES!...

"HEY, THAT ONE'S SORT OF LIKE THE NEMO AND DORY CHARACTERS!...

"AND THIS ONE, WITH A FAMILIAR PROBOSCIS...I'LL BET THAT IT NEVER NEEDS A NASAL DECONGESTANT...JUST SNIFFING SAND WILL CLEAR AWAY ANY OBSTRUCTION!...

"WHOA!...WHAT YOU SEE THROUGH IS TOTALLY WHAT YOU GET, WITH THIS SPECIMEN!...

"HEY BUDDY!..YEAH, YOU...WITH THE TEETH!...

..."SHOO AWAY!

"OMG!... A SEA ANEMONE THAT LOOKS LIKE A...SEA ANEMONE! YUP, THIS IS A PG-13 RATED BLOG!

"DANG! THERE ARE A LOT OF DIFFERENT FISH AND THINGS IN THE SEA!...

"I WONDER IF THOSE LAST TWO EVER "INTERSECT?"...

"GOSH!...THIS JELLY LOOKS LIKE IT COMMANDS, AND EVEN DEMANDS RESPECT, AS IF IT WANTS PASSERS-BY TO BOW DOWN TO THE MAJESTIC MASTER!"... THINKS HSR...

...SO AFTER SEEING THIS FIRST SET OF ONLY-SCUBA-VIEWABLE SURPRISES, HSR GOES BACK UP TO THE BOAT TO TAKE A BREAK!...
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Agua Epithelio...

...a handsome and strapping young man from Covill, Minnesota, off of Lake Superior, who happens to be a great swimmer, decided to send in an application for a summer life guard position in Venice Beach, California, a month ago, and this day, after walking a mile to the P.O. Box, he sees a letter from Venice Beach Ocean Rescue Association and opens it...

And, guess what...it says that he has an appointment...to try out for the position!

Aqua knows that he can qualify as a life guard for Venice Beach. He's already a life guard for Grand Portage Marina 

swimming area. And he's the Minnesota State Swimming Champ. And he's already saved 22 people!

His mom calls him Aqua because ever since an early age, he loved moving around in the water.

Now, Aqua is totally on cloud nine, and he is already envisioning himself sunning and funning on the beach and having a great and memorable time, 

and saving pretty girls from the unpredictable waters...

...and maybe even protecting beautiful women from the UV ravages of the sun by applying SPF suntan lotion on them, like this lifeguard is doing

So, the day comes, and his bags are packed, and he is ready for this new adventure!

His flight is finally arriving at the airport.

And after checking in at an Extended Stay America nearby, he heads straight on over to Venice Beach!

And it does't take long for him to see some of the sights that make Venice Beach...Venice Beach!

It's like a Zoo...people are everywhere, in all shapes, colors, and sizes, with varying degrees of musculatures,

and entertainment value!

"I don't think that I'll have many dull moments around here!" Aqua Epithelio thinks to himself.

Whoa! How does that guy even mount his unicycle?

Then Aqua suddenly feels someone tapping on his shoulder and he turns around and sees...

...a girl of his dreams!

"Hi there, you handsome man! Can you apply some lotion to the middle of my back?" she asks sultrily.

And Mr. Epithelio, who immediately gets a feeling like this...

 is about to say, "Yes, Mam! Immediately!" But...

...all of a sudden, a lot of people point to a swimmer nearby in distress!

And she's about to go under..

So, Aqua immediately rips off his shirt and jumps in the water and..




TO BE CONTINUED...



May you have many...when was the last time you shared an "epitome smile?"...if you lived here everyday, overlooking the ocean,

would you be happy?...there's nothing like a freshly flossed, brushed, and rinsed mouth!...smiles!