Why You Stabbin' Your Smile In The Back?...Dude!

See your Dentist twice a year...but not two days in a row!


Anticipating a good movie, you and your "how long does it take for a molecule of water at the bottom of the sea, to work its way up to the surface, and be evaporated into the atmosphere, and then re-rained down?" smile, quickly seize the most powerful microscope that you can find to see up close, for yourselves, HSR's continuing adventure, last podcast during, "Check Your Bad Breath Status With The New iPhone App called “HalloBreath!." AND THAT IS WHERE THE HSR GOES

SHOPPING FOR SOME FOOD, AND, HE'S 

WALKING DOWN ONE OF THE AISLES, LOOKING FOR SOME GOOD STUFF

BUT ABOUT HALF WAY DOWN, A LADY BUMPS INTO HIS ARM, 

AND WITHOUT HIM KNOWING IT, 

SHE RUBS JUST A DAB OF POTENTIATED-PURE CRYSTALLIZED SILICON DUST ON HIS ARM’S SKIN, 

AND HSR FEELS THE PSYCHOLOGICAL EFFECTS WITHIN SECONDS, 

AND IT MAKES HIM OBEY ANY AND ALL SUGGESTIONS GIVEN TO HIM BY THIS UNKNOWN LADY,

 SO, NOW, THE LADY, REACHES FOR A BOTTLE ON A SHELF AND ROTATES IT A QUARTER TURN, 

AND THIS OPENS UP A SECRET SPACE BETWEEN THE SHELVES, 

AND SHE TELLS HSR TO “FOLLOW ME, NOW!” 

AND HSR OBEDIENTLY DOES SO , BUT BEFORE DISAPPEARING INTO THE SECRET SPACE WITH THE WOMAN, 

HE GRABS SOME BROWN SUGAR PACKS 

WITHOUT HER NOTICING, AND THIS SUGAR HAS GREAT PHYSICAL AND RECUPERATIVE POWERS, SHOULD THE HSR EVER NEED THEM LATER, 

AND HE JUST MIGHT, IN THIS SCENARIO, 

SO, THEY BOTH WALK INTO THE OPENING

AND SHE TELLS HIM TO “JUMP DOWN!” 

HOWEVER, THEY DO NOT LAND ON THE NEXT STEP, THEY JUST SEEM TO FLOAT DOWN INTO AN EERY SPACE,

AS THE STORE’S SHELVES CLOSE BEHIND THEM, AND

THEN THE SCENE IN FRONT OF THEM CHANGES SUDDENLY INTO

"HSR...LOOK AT ME," SAYS THE LADY...

"I CAN HARDLY SEE YOU," REPLIES HSR, "WHAT'S GOING ON?"

"HSR...I HAVE FINALLY FOUND YOU!" SAYS THE WOMAN...

"WELL, LADY, I AM IN THE PHONE BOOK!," SAYS HSR WITH A SMILE...

"SIR, THIS IS NO LAUGHING MATTER!...I HAVE BROUGHT YOU TO THIS PLACE TO..."

"TO SAVE THE WORLD?" INTERJECTS HSR...

"NO," CONTINUES THE WOMAN..."TO SAVE THE WHOLE UNIVERSE...

AND ALL THAT IS IN IT!...JUST BEING IN THIS UNUSUAL SPACE, SHOULD LET YOU KNOW THAT THINGS ARE SERIOUS!"...

"OKAY," SAYS HSR AS HE LOOKS CLOSER AT THE WOMAN...

"WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE ME DO?" ASKS HSR...

"MY FORCES AND I NEED YOU TO TRANSLOCATE THE POWER CENTER OF THIS UNIVERSE

INTO A NEW AREA," THE WOMAN REVEALS...

"WHAT'S WRONG WITH WHERE IT IS NOW?" ASKS HSR, LIKE HE KNOWS WHAT'S AT STAKE...

"IT'S SIMPLE...THE PRE-BIG BANG CONDITIONS WILL RETURN!...

"AND THAT'S NOT GOOD!" SHE CONTINUES...

"NAWW, YOU'RE KIDDING ME!" SHUCKS AND JIVES HSR

"NO, I AM NOT KIDDING YOU," SHE SERIOUSLY DEADPANS...

"WHEN THE NEXT UNIVERSAL NEXUS RETURNS...AT ONCE...ALL ENERGY AND MATTER IN THE UNIVERSE, THROUGH THE "POWER OF INSTANTANEITY"

WILL SEPARATE FROM THEMSELVES, 

AND THE MATTER/ANTIMATTER, AND ENERGY/ANTIENERGY OPPOSITES

WILL NANO-MICRONICALLY DIVIDE...AND SINCE THEY ARE IMMEDIATE OPPOSITES...AND IN CLOSE PROXIMITY...

ALL OF THE STUFF IN THE UNIVERSE BASICALLY WILL SELF-ANNIALLATE...

LEAVING NO RESIDUE

THEN, THERE WILL BE A BIG VOID,

 "AND WE WON'T KNOW HOW LONG THIS ABSENCE OF EVERYTHING WILL LAST,

BEFORE ANOTHER SO-CALLED BIG BANG, OR ANY OTHER TYPE OF MACRO-GALACTICAL  CATACLYSM, UNFOLDS...

AND IF THIS HAPPENS AGAIN, WHAT ARE THE ODDS THAT YOU AND I WILL EVER MEET AGAIN?" SHE CONCLUDES..."SO, HSR...YOU MUST..."

"JUST HOLD ON A MINUTE, LADY...I'VE STUDIED ASTRONOMY, ASTROLOGY, AND THE UNIVERSE, AND I KNOW THAT THE UNIVERSE HAS A SHAPE LIKE THIS!...



"HSR...I KNOW THE DIAGRAM OF WHICH YOU SPEAK, BUT

THERE'S STUFF ALL OUTSIDE OF THAT GRAND OVAL...DON'T BE FOOLED!"...

"OKAY, THEN...WHERE IS THIS CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE NOW...I'M READY TO MOVE IT!...LET'S GO!" BOASTS HSR...

"I LOVE AND NEED YOUR ENTHUSIASM, HSR...BUT YOU NEED TO KNOW THAT YOU MUST DO THIS WITH YOUR WITS,

BECAUSE YOU WILL BE EXTREMELY VULNERABLE WHILE IN TRANSPORT!" SHE WARNS"...

"WELL, HOW WILL I KNOW WHICH WAY TO GO?" ASKS HSR...

THE LADY SAYS, "THE CENTER WILL GUIDE YOU...IT ALWAYS FOLLOWS THE PATH..."

..."OF LEAST RESISTANCE," FINISHES HSR, "THEN I JUST HANG ON FOR THE RIDE, JUST KEEPING STUFF AWAY FROM IT, RIGHT?"

"MORE THAN THAT, HSR...THERE WILL BE COMPETING

EVIL

FORCES

AT EVERY TURN, TRYING TO GUIDE THE CENTER THEIR WAYS..YOU MUST STAY VIGILANT!"

"WELL, IF I HAVE NO OTHER CHOICE, WHEN DO WE START?" ASKS HSR...

"THERE IS NO TIME TO WASTE!," THE LADY WARNS, "GO NOW INTO THIS CENTRAL STRUCTURE

"AND YOU WILL SEE A SPHERE...HOPEFULLY, IT WILL BE A CALM WHITE

THEN ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS GRASP IT WITH YOUR HANDS

AND THINK OF DIVIDING YOURSELF IN TWO!"

"DIVIDE MY SELF IN TWO?," DISBELIEVES HSR...

"YES, IT WILL AUTOMATICALLY HAPPEN WHEN YOUR HEART IS PURE...

"AND TWO IS ALWAYS STRONGER THAN ONE!" SHE REVEALS..."GO...NOW!"

TAKING A DEEP SWALLOW,  HSR STEPS CLOSER TO THE CUBE, THEN TURNS BACK AND ASKS

"LADY, WILL I SEE YOU AGAIN?"

"WOULD YOU

 LIKE TO?" SHE RETORTS...

THEN, WITHOUT ANSWERING, HSR STEPS INTO THE CUBE...

AND HE FEELS HIMSELF GO TO AN ETHEREAL PLACE...FAST!



THEN THINGS STOP...

HE SEES A SPHERE IN FRONT OF HIM...A RESTLESS ORB...



"THERE IS THE CENTER, RIGHT THERE!...I MUST TRY TO CALM IT," SPEAKS HSR, "AND MAKE IT WHITE!"

HSR THEN MEDITATES...LIKE...

AND GRADUALLY THE ORB LIGHTS UP



AND TAKES NOTICE OF HSR

AND IT SEEMS TO CALM ITSELF, AND ITS UNQUESTIONABLY IMMENSE ENERGY, ON DOWN



AND JUST LIKE THAT...THE SPHERE SENSES PURITY... THEN IT



BECOMES RECEPTIVE!

NOW HSR GRASPS IT



AND STARTS TO THINK OF HIMSELF DIVIDING...

OMG!

"I FEEL MYSELF SPLITTING...

I'M ALMOST FULLY PULLED APART...

I'M...

"HEY!...IT'S YOU AGAIN, YOU'RE THE LADY FROM BACK THERE!" A SURPRISED HSR SAYS, SEEMING HAPPY...

"I'M ONLY HERE BECAUSE YOU CHOSE ME IN YOUR MIND TO BE HERE," THE LADY LETS IT BE KNOWN...

THEN, WITH THE TRANSLOCATING OF THE UNIVERSE'S CENTER STARTING TO AUTOMATICALLY HAPPEN 

HSR AND THE LADY BOTH TRANSFORM TO TRAVEL 

AND WITH THE ORB SAFE BETWEEN THEM, 

THEY TRANSMIT PURITY OF THOUGHT AND PEACE AND LOVE

THEN, POOF!

THEY ARE READY TO TRANSLOCATE

OFF THEY ARE NOW...TO THE SECRET PLACE!

THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE'S NEW HOME!...

...WHILE STILL SIZZLINGLY IMMERSED IN THE HOTTEST OF ANY ASTRONOMICAL  HEAT

HOWEVER,

 UNBEKNOWNST TO HSR AND THE LADY,

AND CLOAKED AND CONSPIRING WITHIN A DIABOLICAL AND SINISTER DARK MATTER CLOUD

AN ENEMY AWAITS FOR THEM 

TO COME CLOSER!

                                                                                           Love Toothbrush®                                                        

"Close your eyes and imagine...or...open your eyes and see...either way!"

Hey!...

Why "you be stuntin' on" your own smile?...Huh?...

Why you wanna 

"Stab it in the Back?"

Huh?

Don't you love your teeth?

Duh!

Come on...

...Get it together, buddy!

First of all, you forget to floss often...

...then when you do remember, you gotta use the proper technique!

Don't saw your gums with a dangerous method like this!

OMG! You'll be bleeding all over the place...in no time flat!

Instead,



...rub up and down on the sides of the teeth...also, the finger tips here should be a little more closer together, for better control!

If you don't get the stuff out from between your teeth, the rotten and rotting stuff there will start to smell almost like

...funky nuclear waste!

And if you don't

brush often enough

and "suds it up"

you will be remembered...

for the wrong reasons!

Don't wanna rinse?

Rinsing is like insurance against "Breff Stank!"...

...so you don't have to go like this...

...and other people won't have to go like this...

in front of you!

Gag me with a spoon!...

...or in this case a big lollipop!

Really, there's too much sugar in our lives...it's everywhere!

Should it be reclassified as a drug?

Sugary snacks can make us creep down to the fridge...

...in the middle of the night!

...or get those extra cookies...

 out the cookie jar!

Stop sneaking' around...

It's okay to moderate!

And the worse place to eat sugar is....

in the bed!

At night, those bacteria eat the sugar

...nonstop!

and hot, burning, and bubbling

acids come out of bacteria's "other end"

Yes, in a "flossy way," get rid of that "poopy and stenchy bacteria!"

Sodas taste great on a real hot day, but

acids and high fructose corn syrup...which are cheaper and sweeter than regular sugar...can do some serious damage over time...

Drink sodas and juices through a straw if you can

so the teeth don't get bathed in that stuff!

More teeth hatin'?

Don't break your stuff!...or that broken tooth

may have to 

come out!

Smoking that good stuff is popular

in some circles...

...so is drinking coffee and tea 

but smoke particle pigments and dark chromatic liquids can impart stains and dirty layers of exogenous film

that may be difficult or

impossible to remove!

Protect yourself when engaging in contact sports 

with a mouth guard...

Oh yes...and don't go pickin' fights...

you might be really sorry that you did!

And all you beautiful people...who think that you can just, in the heat of the night--or day-- be a promiscuous and "serial kisser"...

...watch out!...you might microbiologically "pick up" something" that you might not be able to get rid of!

And most of all...keep your smile in tip-top shape by...

just minding your own "B-Wax" business!...

Ouu wee!...this guy must not have 

gotten the message!

Believe it or not, your smile loves, needs, and is totally dependent upon you!

So, put away the sharp and sabotaging knives...and excuses...

and show your "Friends-With-Benefits thirty-two" some

Love Back!





May you have many...be thankful for the good things that come forth, because they didn't have to...find time everyday in this chaotic world to "connect with the good!"...which is stronger, "no" or "yes?"...smiles!