You!...As you read this...it's already too late...
...to not hang with us!
Have a seat...and ...I'll see if I can
get you excited about something!
"Ooh, can we help out
We're ready to
"Get involved!""
"I experience a new version of
HSR every Friday night!...
after a couple...
"'And I'm hooked on him!"
"Good Morning, Hollywood!...
Oh my!... I see that you like to...
"Rise with the Sun!"
"I'm going to be meeting the lovable HSR for the first time by
the bench
in twenty minutes...
I heard so many good things about him that,
I'm showing up early
so that my body can go through
"Anticipatory Symptomatology!
Good Day, Reader!
I'm your "Moderator Extraordinaire!"
Please, don't bow down to me, but
you can blink your eyes twice
in deference to me!...
And, no...
I do not have another sucker!...
But I do have some good things lined up for you.
and shout,
"Females!...any words to share about HSR,
and you don't have to hold back...
I mean...gimme the details!"
"Hey there, Moderator...
I just need to let HSR know
when I see him later today, that...I
shall use my years of intense training, and...
I'm going to zen
till you win, Dr. Hollywood!
"Thanks, Ms. Moderator...
I'll be blunt...
I'm taking you, Doctor Report...
with or without
olives!"
"What's up, Moderator...
So, HSR told me
"One if by land and
two if by sea
...Hollywood, love and I make three
"Good Day, Moderator...
Hollywood said that I have to go through you
to get to him!"
And the Moderator asks, "Well what would you like young lady,"
"I just want HSR to tell me if the lipstick I'm wearing now,
tastes better than the one last time...that's all!"
"That's very possible after the show!" assures the Moderator...
"We're closing the shout-outs now...
but you still can discreetly
pass Hollywood a note or a message any time!
Oh, and come join me here for a close up of the Episode,
and if you try any...excuse me, if you don't try anything...
...my dog might get you!
Standing up here,
above the big city,
gives me a fresh perspective of all of the hustle and bustle around me
and when I look over the edge,and see all of the tiny people moving about,
I'm reminded of ants and such...
but, at least, they know where they are going...I hope!...
...I, on the other hand,
know where I want to go with Dr. Report!"
There goes HSR, flying away in his jet...
I'm so glad that
"Hollywood...you've got some good news for me?
...okay...but before you tell me...
I want to
sit up straight!"
"Sure, Hollywood!...I'm Ready!...You
want to do "it" now?"
...
Well, a lot of people want to
do this blog now!...so...
as expected,
you and your
"your past shows all that you were, but your future can show all that you cannot be!"
smiles
are reminiscing about
"Low-Tech" toys...
And today's "Newest Part Of The Series" is
deliberately available only on
the "Low-Tech,"
Old-Fashioned
Etch-A-
Sketch,
which is a very versatile tool
that can help you
learn a lot, and
be safely adventurous!
"Yes, Hollywood...
I've been going to the gym...
...you can tell?"
"Some one may have to call the Medical people
for HSR....
because, ever since he was a tot, HSR could
deal with the board a little bit, but as he got bigger,
he had to put a little more
"Skin in the Game!"
But he still takes
chances, however, he
gets it right
sometimes!
Here, HSR, tries to make me believe that
he planned this
all along!...Great!
Well, as you can probably guess,
things might get
nail-bitingly scary for HSR...or maybe not...
but one never can tell,
especially this time...when he continues his path last crossed during the post,
"And The Winner Of Today's "Breff Stank" Contest Is...!"
WHERE HSR, FEELING AN "ULTIMATE ADVENTURE FEELING,"
DECIDES TO UNDERTAKE
A TRIP IN A WOODEN BOAT
DOWN ONE OF EUROPE'S THE LONGEST RIVERS,
THE DANUBE,
WHICH REALY STARTS WHERE
THE BRIGACH RIVER MEETS THE BREG RIVER
IN DONAUESCHINGEN, GERMANY, IN THE BLACK FOREST
AREA
AND HSR FORTUNATELY ARRIVES IN EARLY JANUARY
TO CATCH THE
SWABIAN-ALEMANNIC CELEBRATION FESTIVAL,
WHICH HAS MANY PEOPLE
WEARING CUSTOMARY COSTUMES,
AND WHILE THERE
THIS LADY
WHO WORKS AT THE MODERN ART MUSEUM NEARBY,
TAKES HIM THERE
TO CHECK OUT THE ART!
AND AFTER A WHILE,
HSR GOES BACK OUTSIDE FOR SOME AIR...
AND A PRETTY LADY STARTS TALKING TO HIM
AND HE TELLS HER "I WANT TO TAKE THE DANUBE
"ALL THE WAY TO THE BLACK SEA!"
AND SHE SAYS,
"MY, YOU HAVE AN ADVENTUROUS SPIRIT...AND
IN A FOREIGN LAND, TOO!...SIR...YOU'VE GOT SOME REAL...
CARBONS AND STEELS!"...
THEN SHE ASKS, "HAVE YOU KISSED
A GERMAN WOMAN HERE, YET?"
AND HSR CAN ONLY GET OUT, "I...I...I..."
THEN SHE MOVES IN FOR THE
"SOFT KILL!"
AND HSR IS, OF COURSE, TOTALLY BLOWN AWAY!
...
SO, WHEN THEY FINALLY COME UP FOR AIR...
...
SHE SAYS, "I JUST WANTED TO SHOW YOU THAT
GERMAN WOMEN ARE VERY PASSIONATE!"
"I SEE!" IS ALL THAT HSR COULD GET OUT...
...
"WELL, SIR, THE BOAT WHARF'S OVER THERE!
...AND SIR"...
AS SHE BLOWS HIM A
GOOD ONE,
"ICH LIEBE DICH!"
AS SHE
PROUDLY STROLLS AWAY!
SO, HE STANDS UP AND TRIES TO CALM DOWN!...
AND SAYS TO HIMSELF,
"BOY SHE IS SWEEEET!"
THEN, HE GOES TO THE BOAT PARK AND HE MEETS A WOMAN
WHO SAYS, "YOUNG MAN, YOU'RE GOING DOWN
THE RIVER HERE TO ITS END?...I LIKE YOUR SPIRIT!
HOW ABOUT YOU USE THAT BOAT OVER THERE...
FOR FREE!"
AND SHE CONTINUES,
"I WANT YOU TO LOVE AND EXPLORE OUR COUNTRY, SIR, AND
BE CAREFUL!"
...
SO, AFTER THANKING HER AND TALKING A LITTLE BIT MORE,
HSR TAKES OFF DOWN THE DANUBE ...AND
GOES A WHILE AND SEES MANY PRISTINE SIGHTS
HERE AND
HERE...
AND
AS IT'S GETTING DARKER,
HE COMES ACROSS
AN ISOLATED ISLAND!
AND AS HE SLOWS DOWN BY IT
A LADY COMES OUT AND SEES HIM AND SAYS,
"HI THERE, SAILOR BOY...IT'S OKAY TO TIE YOUR BOAT
AND COME ON UP FOR SOME SHELTER
BEFORE IT GETS TOO DARK!"
"THANKS A LOT, MISS!" SAYS HSR...
AND OVER SOME HOT CHOCOLATE
SHE SAYS, "MY NAME IS MISCHA!" AND
HSR SAYS, "MY NAME IS HOLLYWOOD!"
AND SHE SAYS BACK, "WELL, IF YOU SHOW ME
SOME AMERICAN WAYS"...
"I'D BE GLAD TO SEE SOME OF YOUR GERMAN WAYS!" GRINS HSR!
...SO THE NEXT MORNING, MISCHA
WALKS OUTSIDE TO LOOK AT THE WATER
FLOWING BY THEIR ISLAND...
AND HSR JOINS HER AND LOOK AROUND AT THE PRETTY
WATER, AND AS HE STRETCHES
WITH THE MORNING SUN, HSR SAYS,
"YOU SURE DO HAVE IT NICE HERE!"
AND MISCHA SAYS, "EVEN THE WATER
SINGS
A LITTLE SWEETER WITH YOU HERE, HOLLYWOOD...I
THINK I'LL WHIP SOMETHING UP
IN THE KITCHEN...
SO, MISCHA GETS BUSY
THEN, WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT...
YOU PROBABLY WOULD!...
TWO MORNINGS LATER, MISCHA SAYS TO HSR,
I KNOW THAT YOU'RE A RESTLESS,
TRAVELING MAN, HSR, BUT,
WHEN YOU'RE BACK THIS WAY...
YOU'RE ALWAYS WELCOME!"
SO, IT TAKES A COUPLE OF HOURS,
AND A COUPLE OF FALSE STARTS,
BUT HSR FINALLY SEPARATES FROM HER,
AND HE'S FINALLY ON THE WATER AGAIN
WITH ITS PEACE AND QUIET...
AND HSR REMEMBERS HOW HE USED TO
GO FISHING A LOT!
AND HSR PRAYS AGAIN FOR A SAFE JOURNEY...
AND THE PRETTY SKIES SHOW THEMSELVES
LIKE THEY DO NO WHERE ELSE!...
THEN,
SUDDENLY,
SOME CLOUDS JUST QUICKLY "GIVE IT UP!
AND HSR DECIDES TO PULL OVER TO
THE SIDE A BIT,
AND PULLS THE BOAT UP
OUT OF THE WATER...
BUT, RIGHT THEN, HSR
HEARS A WOMAN CALLING,
"HELP ME, PLEASE!!"...COMING FROM THIS
CAVE...
SO, HSR QUICKLY GOES IN THERE
AND HE CALLS OUT, "ARE YOU THIS WAY?"
AND THE WOMAN SAYS,
"YES, KEEP COMING!"
AND HSR PERSISTS PAST SOME MORE ROCKS
AND HE FINALLY GETS TO HER
AND FINDS HER PARTIALLY UNDER A ROCK
WHICH HE PROMPTLY REMOVES
THEN SHE GETS UP AND
PROFUSELY THANKS HSR,
"YOU SAVED MY LIFE, MISTER!...
I MIGHT NOT HAVE MADE IT THROUGH THE NIGHT...
PLEASE...
COME WITH ME TO MY PLACE, SO I CAN
RETURN THE FAVOR!...
SO, AS THE SUN GOES DOWN FOR
A NAP OF ITS OWN
HSR AND HIS NEW FRIEND
EXPERIENCE THE VIBRANT AND
ATTRACTIVE NATURE BETWEEN THEM
AND THE SKY...
AND THE DANUBE!
"Some times, you just have to take it...before you regret not taking it!"
Oh my...what a Sun!
It sure does brighten the Sky!
And the whites of our
eyes,
and the whites of our teeth brighten our
faces!
Yes!...Those "Pretty Little White Ones" (PLWOs) have been,
are,
and always be
"all the rage!"
If the Sun had teeth, you know that they would
shine!
Actors,
CEOs, and "Big Time" people all
have their "Frosty Chiclets" coming "out the
Ying Yang!"
When, not if,
we take a look in the mirror,
"Whaddayasee?!"
Oh no!
Hey...let's make things right and brighten things up
(I know, easier said than done!)
But after things have been rehabbed...
"We can celebrate
the Lights!"
"You, young lady!......your lips are pleasantly full,
and possibly very seductively delicate!
Please...I need to
see your
enamelights!"
Come on!..."give it up"
like
this lady!...
The Whites of the Eyes and
the Whites of the Teeth
Are the Light Spots of our faces...they brighten
the real estate
inside the
"Aesthetic
Quadrilateral of the Face!"
Ways to brighten the elements of your Beauty Quad
can include wearing clothes with a darker
color to contrast your teethy whites!
Brown or darker color hair can have
a desired effect, also!
Darker skin tones
along with a darker lipstick
automatically can give a great springboard to
"sparking up the whites!"
Being around pretty foliage can mix and match
with your "Little Teethies!"
When the lights are low,
one doesn't have to have the whitest teeth to
"make the good things happen!"
Ladies!...
you already know that lipstick can
frame
your pretty teeth!
After a nice lip liner,
coat with a
stick!
Then...
...maybe, using a clean index finger,
remove the lipstick that
would otherwise
end up on your teeth...
sort of like this...
OMG!...Then you may have to
take emergency measures!
Oh, yes...Now you're ready!...but...
is the World ready for you!
For some evolutionary reason,
people like to see the smiles of
others
especially if they are
"Top Shelf!"
Seeing facial perfection can make some people sort of
...giddy...and
silly sometimes!
Wow!...is this the start of a
trend?
"With great teeth, and great looks, and a couple of other things,
I can personally help to bring out
the Super Strength in you
that you might think you don't have!"
Your mouth and your smile
should be "all that!"...
should be "all that!"...
It's the gateway to your inner self,
and your "personal
microphone" with which to speak to the World!
So, People!...
Make Your Dental Lights Shine!
They really can be "Life Changers!"
Yes!...
...The world is waiting...
for you to...
"Unleash
your Glow Factor!"
See what nice "Pretty Little White Ones attract!...
Make him wait!?...!"
"Pretty teeth, and some other things,
"Gets The
Girl, Every Time!
"Oh!...
...and you over there!...
You are "Cool and Relaxed" Beautiful...
even when your...
"enamelrific" smile is temporarily hidden!...
May you have many...
Coming of Age in this time
has me thinking about a lot of things
like my needs and my wants
and should I work real hard and
make investments of my time and money
and the people that I should be close to,
and who I should stay away from...
...I took a class on "What's Important in Your Life!" and guess what?
I'm doing some meditative soul searching...and...
the more I think about it
the more the signs point to the fact that I should, day by day,
keep knowing and loving...My Doctor!
"Hollywood, My Sweet Cheeks!...
Of course there are fifty people showing up, but
when they are all galavanting around, and making impressions,
we'll just go to our room!"
"My sweet little Holly-Molly...
I've got so much to give you!"
...smiles!
"Dr. Report, I'm Sofia de Buteo, your new psychoanalyser, and I need to tell you that
you may want to mostly do things
that you can do twice or more!
After that intense workout session with "Big Hollywood"...
this feel so good!"
"Dr. Report wants to trade my flower for something...
...I...
wonder what it is!...
