Friday, March 8, 2019

The Dental Hygiene Wars!...They Are For Real!... And...They...'Ain't Pretty!'...

"Dentists...Hygienists!...We Bacteria have Mutilated the Mouths Of You Man...Since... You First Evolved!...Ha Ha Ha!...Now...With Our New DNA Mutations...We're Gene-Editing...A 'New Generation' Of...


'Bigger Bio-Boots For Your Neck!"



















"Hang In there, My Dental Colleague!...

I'll Save You!...

and I'll

'Break Him  Off' a


'Proper Chunk' of His Funky Calculus!"








































































































"I'm a Lover...

...not a Fighter!


But if I 

have to choose between 

Me...

or...

the Killer Bacteria...

...well...


'Dey Goin' Down!"


















































































"Hi there, You!...

Come here and

'Gimme


a Big Hug!...

Thanks!...


Say...I made some


Noncariogenic Candy

For You!"


















































































"Hey, My Handsome,

Cavity-Fighting Doctor Report,

I made


a Sweet Vacation



for Us

when You


Take A Break

from

Your Wars!"




























































"OMGosh!...I thought I put My...


Toothbrush, Paste,

and Rinse...


In My Purse!"
















































































"My...

...You look


'Better than the Mirror'

to Me!"



































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You and Your

'the only thing better than The Movie

is


The Popcorn!'

Smiles

are

following it up

with a


Tasty Beverage!


"Wait ...show me how

you made that

Popcorn, again!


...Cool!"





















































Your Ultimately Revealing Episode

for Today is 'Handed' to you

by

Some 'Card


Sharks'

that relate to you

a Story as


they Take Your Money!

























































Ping Pong is


My



Favorite Sport!

I like the Tricks that


some People are Excellent at!...

...Wow!


Now...

I need to tell you

that Hollywood was Trained Early

and Often by

his Parents


to be a Champion!


But there was



this girl that lived

across the street

from HSR and she practiced


all the time,

and

beat Him regularly!


But to really get better,

he had to play against

Competitors who are


better and 'sneakier' than him!

But He still makes Mistakes

and loses


sight of the ball!

He's even been beaten by


A Chimp!...What a Chump!...

But HSR still



Loves a Challenge!...So...

...when these Three Ladies tried to

talk about him bad...

that got him really riled up!...

And you should have seen him


'Teach Them A Lesson!"





Okay...so HSR is

COMING OUT

A LITTLE ON TOP

THIS TIME...THIS IS

QUITE A CHANGE FOR HIM!...

BUT...

...LET'S SEE HOW LONG

THIS MIGHT LAST!...

WE'RE PICKING UP

FROM LAST TIME

IN

This Is Why, For Your Smile's Sake, 


You Should Always…


Mind Your Own Business!...



NOW...THE LEGENDARY

LENDA MURRAY

SAYS TO HSR,


"YOU HAVE A VERY

UNENVIABLE TASK,

YOUNG MAN,

TO GET THAT SCHOLARSHIP

FOR

DENTAL SCHOOL...

YOU ARE TO GRADE THE

PHYSIQUES OF THE

LADY BODY BUILDERS

AROUND HERE.

AND THEN,

YOU ANNOUNCE

THE WINNERS!

AFTER THAT,

I CANNOT VOUCH

FOR YOUR SAFETY

FROM THE ANGRY LOSERS!

SO,

LET'S

'GET STARTED!'"




SO, HSR GRABS HIS CLIPBOARD

AND

IN THE BACK OF HIS MIND,

HE REMEMBERS THAT

HE''S JUST A SKINNY

GUY WITH NOT MUCH


MUSCLE HIMSELF!

THAT'S RIGHT!

SO, WHAT MAKES HIM AN

AUTHORITY

ON THESE MATTERS?...

HE'S A

'LIGHTWEIGHT'

WHO CAN ONLY


LIFT LIGHT WEIGHTS!...

OH, BOY!...

AND YOU KNOW THAT IN

HIGH SCHOOL,

BULLIES WOULD 

CALL HIM




'PENCIL,'

WHICH STOOD FOR

'PENCIL-NECKED


GEEK!'

SO, 

HE'S ABOUT TO 

GO INTO

THE WEIGHT ROOM AREA

WHEN HE SEES

THIS YOUNG LADY!


AND SHE WHISPERS TO HSR,

"YOU GOTTA LOVE ME!...I MAKE NO PROMISES,

BUT,

IF I WIN..." THEN SHE WINKS HER EYE AT HIM!



NOW, 

HE ENTERS 

THE WEIGHT ROOM

AND HE SOON SEES


ONE OF THE CURRENT CHAMPIONS!

AND SHE ASKS HSR,

"DO YOU LIKE WHAT YOU SEE...OR DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU LIKE?"

AND HSR STAMMERS, 

"I DON'T KNOW!" THEN HE WALKS ON...


"HI THERE, TOY!" SAYS


THIS LADY, "WHAT ARE YOU


DOING LATER ON?"

"OH, NOTHING MUCH!" HE REPLIES,

AS HE 

WRITES DOWN SOME NOTES

AND MOVES ON!...


NEXT, 

HE SEES WOMEN 

WITH BIG WEIGHTS

DOING 

THIS


AND THIS


AND EVEN THIS!...


"WAIT," THINKS HSR, AS

HE SEES THIS LADY

LIFT OVER AND OVER,

WHAT IS ALMOST THE WEIGHT

OF A 


CAR!


SO NOW, HSR SEES

THAT ALL OF THESE LADIES

ARE 

'NO JOKE!'



"HEY YOU...MISTER!" SAYS THIS WOMAN...


"YOU ARE THE JUDGE TODAY, RIGHT?'

AND HSR, BARELY GETS OUT, "YES, MA-AA-AM!"

"WELL, 

I HAVE A MEAN

TEMPER TO GO WITH

MY STRENGTH!...

AND...I'M INTO


MMA, TOO!...WITH GUYS!...


SO, I HOPE YOU TAKE


ME WINNING SERIOUSLY...

...LIKE I DO!"



















































































































Love Toothbrush®                                     
























































































































"Why is it that

almost the whole

Earth is covered


  by Water,


but, we still

have to give


'Good Money' for it!"







































































































"Good Day, Reader!...


I'm here to

tell you that

there's a 'Huge, Never-ending War'


in Our Mouths!"



"People...

...please believe me,


...Okay!..."


"Bacteria in the Mouth

Take no

Prisoners!...except for those

Bad


Teeth Taken


Out!"


"And we


really can't

even see

the little


Bacterial Cells

with the

'Unaided Eye!'

And we even need something

better than a


Magnifying Glass!..."




"We need an


Electron Microscope!"


"And, yes!...

we see stuff like this..


and this


and as a matter of fact,

there's more than

700 species of

Bacteria that call

Our Mouths Their Homes!

And they are not only 

all over

Our


Teeth,


but 

they are

also on our


Tongues!

Bacteria on the Tongue

attach themselves on 

the


'Papillae!'

And they 'Clump Together'

and form


Communities!

"Eee...


Eww!"






Now,


Bacteria are

only out for Themselves!...

They will give us...

...Disease!

And because

of that,

...they should be 'Represented'

properly!

...Not necessarily like this...


...but...

reflecting more of

their Pathogenicity...

...They need to be seen

more

like this!



OMGosh!...

And this!



And, yes...even



this!...And Worse!"





"I'm a Second Life Model!...


And to 'Minimize My Mouth Battles,'

I must use My 


Second-Life Floss often!"




"That's right,

Sister,


And Hand-to-Hand Combat


has many parallels to


'Toothbrush-to-Plaque' Combat!

That's it!...Throw everything 

you got,


Girl!

And...

we must

'Bring The Battle' 


Everyday!"





"Our Theater of War,

or the 'Scene Of Our Big Party,

is


just on the 

Other Side Of The Lips!"











"Personally,

I hate Your Dental Biofilm...

And I think that

we should 


Just 'Nuke' it!"






"Get 'Locked and Loaded'

for those 'Adversaries,'

not necessarily with bullets, but


with the 

'Best Offensive Sword

Known To


Man!'...The

Tooth-pasted


Toothbrush!"



"But Remember...


Waste Not...Want Not!"




"Yes!... You're 

on the


Path to Victory!"







But Remember to

Floss First

and


thoroughly rinse


at the End!"









"Excuse me, 


Sir...what are you working on?"





"I've been Researching

the use of Nano-wavelength 

Radiation to control

this Oral Staph and Strep!


I'm Zapping this 


Sample right now!...

...Here it goes!...

'BZZZZT!'


Now,

I'll see



if the

Electron Microscope

shows any



Difference!"
















"All is Fair

In Love and War...


But This Is War!...

























“Look…We’ve been over this 

sooo

many times!...

If you want to win the War, 

You have to 

permanently diminish their numbers!...

Otherwise,  

You're


Just Wasting My Time!...

...Look!...

I Command You To Do It...

...And 

...Do it Right!...

Do You Understand?"



"Yes,


Sir!"



"And,

Yes, 


Sir!







"So there You Have It!...

Peopling are Regimenting

and

Recommitting Themselves...

on a Daily Basis!

And we must,

in Our Attacks in These Wars,

use

'Militaristic Precision'

and have a 'Winning Purpose

and

Singularity of Mind!'

Anything less...

...and We will be


begging for


Mercy!










































"Hey, Doc!...

Can you Email the

Plaque in my Mouth

this Picture


So I can

scare Them Off!"















































































































































































May you have many...




..."Hollywood, I'm listening to

your Podcast when you were

'Deep In Your Dental Wars!'

And...

I must say,

that



You're my Hero!"...



..."So, you say that

You are 'Best Buds' with

Dr. Olah Orala?'...

Okay!...Good!...


For the Parade, I'll need you

to make my Grill...


match My Outfit!"...




..."Yes!...Just a couple of more Spins

of My Magic Wand,

and


...Here it is!...

My Sword...for

the




Hygiene Wars!...Yay!"...





..."I believe in

'The Power Of Karma!


And I have practiced it for 

a Long Time!


Now...

it seems that some of it

is coming

Back To Me!


I won a 

New Car 

in a Raffle...and...


And I am just appointed

Tenured Professor

at the University!


I tell you...

with the rate

things are 

going for me now,


I better



Keep Sharing That

'Good Karma, Baby!...



...smiles!










































































































"HSR!... I brought some of

My Toughest Friends to help you



Defeat The Enemy!"

































































"My Good Little Ones!...

...We Need To...


...Keep Meeting Like This!"...!...






















































































Meanwhile...Back Over Here...


...And Here..



....And 



Here!...



































































































Dental Hygiene Wars!



























































































This is the food 

that is going to

cause Today's

Dental 


Hygiene Wars!

And the Consumer won't be 

'Cleaning The Mouth'

for a while!

Bacteria will


just love it!































"Yes!... and...

remember...


Don't Fire 

until 

You see

the

"Reds Of Their Eyes!"...







































"Dang!...They

want me to

take care of

All of This 


Myself?"





































"Seek Out The Target

That you Desire...Now!...


...My Precious Arrow!"


























"Nobody Bothers 

Me 

because


My Sting Hurts 

Like There's No Tomorrow!"































"With My New Laser Contraption 

here,

I can


Vaporize hundreds of them at a time!...

But...

...there are Billions of them!

...It'll take me Years to get them all!

Shucks!...


...There's gotta be

a Better Way!"




























“I’m throwing 

Lethal Doses 

at them 

of My 


EM Pulse Blasters!"
















While 

'Diving Into A Furcation Involvement,

I've learned how to

Hold My Breath


for 90 seconds!"

































Please... 

brush all the time 

when you have braces...

or... 

the Bacteria will


Rearrange Your Face!"

















































"My Dentist/ImmunologisT

used CRISPR on me

and



only Zombies want to be seen with Me!

I'ma 

Sue Him Good!"


































































































































"I'm going to keep on

Flossing, Brushing, and Rinsing

because



I don't want to

lose the

Dental Hygiene Wars

In My Mouth...For Sure!"





































































































































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