"I Have...Always Loved You...
Hey!...Let’s…Have Your 'Virtual People'…
Call…
…My 'Virtual People!'”
“Doctor!...We
Sincerely Hope That
You’re Ready to Solve this
Urgent
Issue
between Us…
…Once And For All!”
“Some Humans Aren’t Satisfied with
their
‘First Life’…
…So…
...They Make
And...
‘Live’
a ‘Second Life!”
“Dr. Ralph Winge is the Only Dentist
that ‘Stretches’ the
Way He Does
Into
'Dental Life'
And
into 'CyberLife!'"
“It seems like we
Have
‘Perfect Days’
Out Here in Cyberspace!...
And we do!...
Listen!...I would tell You...
What we do...
when...
Your Computer's ‘Off’...
But...
...that’s for Me to Know
And You to Find Out!”
"We Second Life Ladies
have
Lucid Dreams, too!"
"There's Doctor Winge
coming this way
Right Now!...
It's Time
for Us
Cyber Girls to
'Show Him A Lesson!'"
"Okay, My Dear!...
It's Time
For The Opera!"
"Doctor Hollywood Smiles Report!...
My 'Virtual Assistants'
finally called
Your 'Virtual Assistants,'
And...
Perfect 'Virtual Beach' Spot!"
You and Your
'Second Life is a State of Creation and a
State of Mind'
Smiles
are
just choosing
to
Be Happy!
The SL 'Episode of the Year' is
brought to you by
a
Cutting Edge Band!
But Things are
A ‘Little Bit Different’
For this Post…
I…Dr. Winge,
aka ‘Big Time,’
and the Elucidator and Final Arbiter
of this Blog,
asks the Question…
Why Does Hollywood have All The Fun?...
For This Post, I’m going to take HSR’s place
and see
what Kinds of Shenanigans
‘Sweep Me Up!’ and
take Me Away Down the
take Me Away Down the
Proverbial River...
So Now,
I’m just walking down the street
on a Nice Sunny Day, and I get to this Park
And, I remark,
“Wow…There sure is
a Nice and Beautiful,
yet Mysterious, Shade-baring
Tree!...
Tree!...
...I think “I’ll ‘Cop A Seat’ under it,
and ‘Kick It with Nature,’
for a while!...So, I lean back a little,
on the Surprisingly Comfortable,
with an almost spongy, and soft, accommodating Bark!...
AND
I LOOK UPON THE PARK AREA, AND
I NOTICE THE BIRDS FLYING AROUND AND CHIRPING,
AND THE WIND RUSTLES AND PLAYS TAG
WITH THE JUMPY LEAVES
AND BRANCHES,
AND BRANCHES,
AND THE SUN, YES, I CAN’T FORGET ABOUT HIM…
HE WARMS ME, THEN,
THE SHADY-SHADE COMES BACK
TO TANTILIZINGLY COOL ME ONCE AGAIN,
THEN I NOTICE A SQUIRREL RUNNING ACROSS THE GRASS OVER THERE,
AND NOW A LADY WALKS BY
AND SHE SAYS,
“HI THERE…IT LOOKS LIKE YOU
HAVE THE BEST SEAT IN THE HOUSE!”
“YEAH,”
I SAY BACK,
“I’M STARTING TO SETTLE IN
REAL GOOD HERE!,”
AS SHE CONTINUES
WALKING… NOW,
I HALF-CLOSE MY EYES
AND TAKE SLOW MEDITATIVE BREATHS, AND SOON,
MY EYELIDS
START TO FEEL REAL GOOD
WHEN I SHUT THEM, AND
I SAY TO MYSELF,
“AWW, MAN!...I FEEL LIKE THIS REST
JUST MIGHT BE A GREAT ONE!”...
...SO I TAKE ANOTHER
REAL DEEP BREATH AND
EXHALE IN SHORT SPURTS
AND ON MY SECOND DELIBERATIVE
BREATH, I CAN FEEL MYSELF
‘GOING DEEP’
INTO SLEEP,
AND I SEE RICH COLORS
WAVING ABOUT,
AND NOW
A VISION COMES... AND IT'S
THE
WOMAN I JUST SAW
WALKING BY!...
AND I ASK HER,
"I JUST SAW YOU WALK BY...
AND YOU'RE IN MY DREAM!"
AND SHE SAYS,
"YOU'RE RIGHT!...I JUST SAW YOU, TOO,
BUT I SAT DOWN
NEXT TO A TREE
AND THEN I TOOK A REST,
AND NOW I
SEE YOU
IN MY DREAM!...SO I GUESS THAT
WE ARE BOTH
IN
EACH OTHER'S DREAMS!"
SO, I...DR. WINGE, SAY,
"WOW...THAT'S PRETTY COOL!"
BUT THEN
THIS VISION
SHOWS UP AND SAYS,
"I AM
MOTHER NATURE'S 'QUEEN OF THE LANDS!'...
...AND I COME TO YOU TWO
WITH A MESSAGE!...
YOU AND YOUR PEOPLE
ARE HARMING MY LANDS!...
YOUR MINING FOR MINERALS
IS ONE THING...
BUT YOUR
STRIP MINING IS STRIPPING AWAY
TOO MUCH SURFACE!
AND
YOUR
NEVER-ENDING
PILES OF
TRASH
ARE POLLUTING
ALMOST EVERYTHING ON LAND...
AND THE
OCEANS!...
EVEN WAY ON THE BOTTOM!...
...PLEASE...I BEG YOU...STOP!"...
"TAKE HEED YOU TWO!...
I AM THE SYTHE OF THE SKIES!," SAYS
THIS FORCE OF THE EARTH, "YOU ALL
ARE
MAKING THE SKIES AND AIR
TOO POISONOUS
TO BREATHE!...IF YOU KEEP THIS UP,
THE FUTURE OF
HOMO SAPIENS
WILL NOT BE ASSURED!"
"DOCTOR WINGE...AS YOU ARE
A SYMBOLIC PATIENT
OF THE WORLD,
AND I AM
THE 'RELATIONSHIP EXPERT OF HUMANITY,'
YOU PEOPLE
NEED TO STOP
YOUR BLOODY
WARS!"
"THE EVIDENCE OF YOUR
NOT CARING ABOUT THE EARTH
IS
INCONTROVERTABLE,
I SAY... AND IF YOU DO NOT STOP...
...A 'WORLD STUNNING EVENT'
WILL HAPPEN!...
...THE NEW COMING
OF THE DAY OF
WORLD RECKONING!...FOR ALL!
"Some of My Most Liberating Moments come in
My Dreams! "
"First Life...
Second Life!...
As Long as
There is Life!...
Can I get an "Amen!"
And I need to
give a 'Shout Out'
to My Creator...Bless Her Heart!...and
a Shout Out to the Dentist
that Puts Me On Stage...where I like to be...
...Doctor Ralph Winge!"
You got that Right, Girl...
He has me in
all of these
Crazy Scenarios!...
And I've come to
Expect Them!
But when things get
'Too Strange'...
...I Feel So...So..."
"It's almost like Dentistry and Second life
are Blessed to have the Good Doctor!
Where else
can
you get a weekly fill
of Adventure and
Drama
like this!
I Mean...we go to
Outer Space
And Deep Under
Water
Water
And We have Successes
And Failures and
We have fun
And
We get scared
and it just doesn't stop!
Just Listen to some of
what some
'Seconders'
have to say!:
"When ever HSR
is out on
the Waters,
I follow the Story Intensely!"
"I like playing Cards
with Dr. Winge,
But when things get intense...
...He doesn't Play!"
"I really like it when
He Calls Me
His Fancy Dancer!"
"There are So Many
SL Ladies out there,
and
first Laid His Eyes
on Me,
And now You can, too!"
"I'm Falling
'Heels over Head'
for You!"
"The Power of the Meditator...
is in the Mind!"
"You're really
'Better than TV,'
because
You're So Interactive!"
"I now have the
Best Smile
in My
SL Neighborhood!"
"We have one of the
Greatest Jobs as
Hollywood's
frequent and
'Non Obvious'
Body Guards!"
"I'd Love o meet HSR or
Doctor Winge
In the Forest!"
"You just Might!...
Because they both are
Such Natural Men!"
"Yes!...
I am a Conquerer!...
And I win
with
The Power Of Love!"
"Doctor Winge Respects Me...
Sister of 'Mother Natural!"
"I Love
all of His Posts that
have a Halloween Theme!"
"Dr. Winge!...
Thanks for DJing our
SL Party!
You've
Got The Beats!"
"Wait!...
You're going to do
What at The Party!"
"Now that the Party's Over
There's an After Party
at My Place!"
“Doctor Ralph Winge,
as Queen of the
Second Life Universe
around these Parts,
You are Hereby and Hence Forth,
and From Now Until Eternity,
Designated as The
‘Royal Second Life Dentist’ throughout the Galaxy!...
Now, Please...
...without further ado,
take Your Place Upon
Our Humble Throne for You…
…And
let the
Feast Begin!”
....
n
May you have many...
...“Doctor Smiles Report!...
Thanks for
Stopping By!...
Now…
…’Let The Games Begin!’”...
...'Life can see and sense what is
'Nonlife!'
But Life cannot see itself
as NonLife
because
Life is all that it Knows!
Now if I were to use my tools,
My Products might be called
3rd Life!
and if that is the case,
will there
ever be
a 4th or even a 5th Life?"...
...“Yes, My Little Tweetie!...
Ever since Hollywood got here…
Even the Sunny Days…
…are More Lovely!”...
...“I am an
‘Enlightened Avatar!’
And…
…by Definition…
…I can take…
…What Ever Comes My Way!”...
...smiles!
“The Beauty of Being A ‘Second Lifer’
Is that
‘First Lifers,’ make Us
Yet,
We can Influence and Affect
First Lifers
In Ways that
They can’t do
Among Themselves!”
“If We were not Created….
would we have
...'Come About,' Anyway?”
Meanwhile...Back At The Place Where Second Life Women......Don't
'Play Dat!'...
Dental Hygiene Wars!
“This is the Kick
that I used
to
Knock Out
The Head Of a
Dental Biofilm Gang
'Los Locos Dientes!'"
"No, No, No!...
Movies and Popcorn...
After Work...
...Not Before!
"Today's therapy
between Teeth
Numbers 1, 2, and 3
is a Real
'Conflagration!'
But...Hang On!...
I'll
Get You To Safety!"
"I'll just keep on
'Gnashing'
until
Who do we have Here?...
…My new Girlfriend?”
”I better put out
This Fire!...
I don’t want a
Whole Bunch of Those Things
Coming Out!”
“My New ‘Wingnium Coated’ Scaler
Decimates
Full Swaths Of Them…
…In One Fell Swoop!”
“We are
Souls…
…Seeking
A…
…Spiritual Dentist!”
“I Eavesdropped on
Last Week’s Saliva Post!...
And now…
My ‘Bacterial Saliva’
Is So Strong
That…
This Patient’s…
Gums
‘Melt Right In My Mouth!’”
“With My
New ‘Bioactive Bullets,’…
One Shot...
Will ‘Take Out A Whole Quadrant!’”
"Hey, Mister Germs!...
You can Either
'Go Back Where You Came From'...
...Or...!"
"These Cookies are
Fabulous!
You have
any More before
I go
Back To Work?"
"Doctor Winge!...
We Love You!...
...See You Later!"
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