"You Have to..Fix My Tooth...You Have To...Fix It...Now!...And...I'll Have Insurance...In...
"Now that's the Director...
I need to work with!"
"It's Too Bad that I have to land
back on
"Whoa!...All these Waves
are Jammin!'
You and Your
‘being Mentally Cray-cray is just a frame of Mind...
…No?’
Smiles
are
maintaining a Safe Distance!
This
'can you please hurry up and do My Mouth, okay!'
Episode
is
brought to you by those who are
‘Infinitely Impatient Patients!’
“Let Me first Preface
by saying that
I love My Patients
and I am
so Passionate about
Dentally-treating them
that,
when I think about it…
I’d probably do it for Free…
...Well..
..not Quite Free…
...but you know what I mean!
And we,
as Practicing Dentists,
with
Offices to support
and
Financially Profit from,
usually can hum to the frequencies of
our ‘Clinical Personalities!
As we go about performing
the flow
of the productive work,
and things,
for the most part,
we like it when it all
runs smoothly,
with some satisfactory predictability…
However,
in a small number of cases,
a patient or two may
present themselves as
‘obstacles ‘
to achieving an
efficient work pattern.
Now,
I can understand
when Patients
have some
minor complications
every once in a while,
yelling loudly
on the cell phone
in the chair,
but then...
there are others that
are definitely not
‘good fits’
with my Practice Philosophies!
And when things get
too out of hand,
those Patients
are encouraged,
verbally and in writing,
to find their Dentistry elsewhere!
And Show them the Door!
So, yes...there are some people that
I would like to see
leave My Office,
not only sooner or later,
but
Sooner and Sooner Than That!
And dental Offices are
'Smoke-free Zones!'
Some complain about
how they are
wrongly treated by
the Receptionist every visit!...
Others may think that the
World is unfair to them,
so they must
‘Return the Favor!’
And some of them
may actually be ‘too coo-coo
for Coco Puffs!”
And some come up
with all kinds of reasons
for
not
paying on their accounts!
Of course,
Open Hostility
is an
Immediate Disqualifier!...
And some patients say that
everybody is Rude...
when
they are the Problem!
And I have some 'Flabbergasted Colleagues' that
share some of these
Same Issues!
I can understand Disruptors of Technology, but not
Disruptors of my Office Business!...I give them all
referrals to satisfy Legal requirements....
So,
however
the unruly Patients
walk out of the Door,
as long as
they are gone...
...that's all that Matters!
“If you know what’s good for you, don't act out...
...in the Dentist’s chair!"
A Lifetime of 'Dentophobia' has made my
Mouth like This!
A BILLIONAIRE
IN THE TECH INDUSTRY OWNS
AN ISLAND NEAR THE COUNTRY OF BERMUDA,
WHICH IS A BEAUTIFUL
PLACE,
HOWEVER IT IS
ONE OF THE ANCHORS
OF THE
STORIED BERMUDA TRIANGLE, AND
HE HAS
AN ISLAND
MORE THAN 300 MILES
AWAY FROM
BOTH
THE MAINLAND AND BERMUDA,
WHICH PUTS IT WELL WITHIN
THE MYSTERIOUS TRIANGLE...
THE MOGUL BOUGHT THE ISLAND
SIGHT UNSEEN,
AND HAS YET TO VISIT IT!...
...AS A MATTER OF FACT...
THE ISLAND REALLY MIGHT NOT EVEN BE THERE!...
MAYBE THE STRANGE
PREVAILING FORCES
OF THE AREA
MIGHT
ACCOUNT FOR A 'FUZZINESS'
OF THE EXACT COORDINATES!...
...WHO KNOWS!...
WHEN ASKED BY THE PRESS
IF THE ISLAND HE JUST BOUGHT WAS REAL...
...THE BILLIONAIRE ANSWERED,
"IF IT'S NOT REALLY THERE,
IT WILL BE AN
OUTLANDISH NFT!"
BUT
REALLY...
...HE WANTS SOMEONE TO
CHECK THE ISLAND
...NO,
NOT THAT ISLAND...
BUT...SOMETHING
LIKE...
...THIS...
ISLAND...OUT...
FOR ANYTHING OUT OF THE ORDINARY!
NOW, THE ISLAND IS PICTURESQUE,
LIKE BERMUDA,
BUT IT HAS
HARDLY BEEN SEEN
BY ANYONE,
BECAUSE OF THE THICK FOG
FROM THE PERPETUAL WIND SYSTEM
THAT CAN
'SHOW UP IN SECONDS'...
...WITHOUT EXPLANATION!...
AND...
DISAPPEAR THE SAME WAY!
SO,
SOMEONE RECOMMENDED
A CERTAN USC
SCHOOL
OF DENTISTRY
STUDENT
FOR THE JOB,
PROBABLY BECAUSE
EVERYONE ELSE SAID,
"NO!"
SO,
THE BILLIONAIRE
CALLS
THE DENTAL STUDENT,
AT THE SCHOOL AND THEY WORK OUT THE DETAILS
ON THE PHONE...
"WELL, THANKS
FOR THE OPPORTUNITY
TO LIVE ON AND EXPLORE
YOUR RARE ISLAND
FOR ONE MONTH
DURING MY SUMMER VACATION,"
SAYS THE STUDENT....
"MY PILOT WILL PICK YOU UP
FROM THE
AIRPORT TONIGHT!"
RESPONDS THE BILLIONAIRE...
SO,
THE DENTAL STUDENT
GETS HIS GEAR AND ARRIVES AT THE
AIRPORT, AND MEETS THE PILOT,
AND THEY
HURRY UP AND GET IN THE SKY
AND WHEN
THEY FINALLY GET THERE,
THE PILOT SAYS,
"DON'T YOU KNOW THAT
THIS TRIANGLE IS A
BLACK HOLE,
BECAUSE
THINGS GO IN,
BUT...
NOTHING
COMES OUT!"
THEN SUDDENLY,
IT STARTS TO
RAIN WITH
THUNDER
AND LIGHTNING!
AND THE STUDENT
KNOWS THAT THE
PILOT WILL SLOW
THE PLANE DOWN
CLOSE TO THE WATER,
AND HE WILL
JUMP OFF
WITH HIS GEAR
NEAR THE ISLAND,
AND PADDLE ON IN...
BUT...
SINCE THE WEATHER
IS LIKE THIS
THE PILOT DOES
ONE OF THESE...
AND THE STUDENT
FALLS OUT
WITH
HIS STUFF...
SO,
HE HAS TO
SWIM REAL
HARD TO
GET TO THE SHORE
WITH HIS GEAR!
NOW,
HE WALKS AROUND
THE ISLAND
AND FINDS AN EMPTY PLACE,
AND HE
PUTS ON SOME
CANDLES...
NOW,
AFTER DRYING OFF
AND STUFF,
HE GOES OUTSIDE THE CABIN AND
LOOKS AT THE
BIRDS...
...AND HE LOOKS
AT ALL THAT FOG...
AND TO ANOTHER SIDE,
HE SEES A
SHIPWRECK!...
...BUT...WHAT'S THIS!...
THE SHIP SUDDENLY AND ACTUALLY
RIGHTS ITSELF,
MAKING DEEP AND SCARY BOWEL SOUNDS
IN THE PROCESS,
AND
THIS!...
AS HE WITNESSES
ALL OF THIS,
HE ASKS HIMSELF,
"IS THAT FOG COMING FROM
THE GROUND
THE ROUGH
A PERSON OR THING,
THAT HE CAN'T QUITE
MAKE OUT,
COMES TO HIM AND
SAYS,
"SIR, YOU AND THIS ISLAND,
AND EVEN THIS WORLD
MAY BE IN FOR
SOMETHING UNEXPECTED!...FOLLOW ME!"
SO,
SHE TAKES HIS HAND
AND
HE FOLLOWS HER
FOR A SHORT WALK TO THE
SHORE,
AND THE PERSON SAYS,
NOW, THE
DENTAL STUDENT
CAN'T BELIEVE HIS EYES
AS HE
May you have many...
...Smiles!
...Where did it just Go!"
"This is the Deeply Subgingival, Morphing Microbe
that
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