Here Are The Two Biggest...And The Baddest... Winge's Peaks...In The Known World Today!... Part 2.

  

The Official Titles of the 

Two 'Biggest...And The Baddest'...Winge's Peaks...

...elatus labialis wingeulus...

...in The Known World Today Part 2

belong to...

...Will "Big Willie" Smith,

who has 'Nature's Mark of the Blessed!'

and 

Gladys Knight

who definitely has a massive sign

that God put on 

'His First Powerful Ancient Warriors,'

 The New 'Praying Mantis' Toothbrushing Method...For 2025!

Winge's Peak Of The Week!

'elatus labialis wingeulus'...The Winge's Peak...And Its Classification System... Part 2...

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Doctor Hollywood Smiles Report's First Day...At... USC Dental School!

 

At USC Dental School, 

the historically first West Coast Dental School,

is about to have its opening day for a 

whole crop of new students from all around the

 globe!

And all of the students and teachers 

are excited to start a 

new and fresh semester...or at least,

most of them!

And our favorite protagonist, 

Dr. Hollywood Smiles Report,

is still very much the sleepy head

that he's always been!

So, a couple of family members have to cause a major commotion

just to get him up!

And, after he cleans up, the young Dr., 

once again, gets a hearty meal, lovingly made by his Mommy!

"You're going to be the best Dentist in the World, 

I just know it, Son!"

beams Mom, as she watches her son 

chow down his food,

"but don't rush when you eat...

...or...you'll get indigestion!"

Now, the young doctor's belly is full, 

and he feels like he can take on the world!

So his bags are packed, and he's ready to go!

And of course, he kisses his Momma bye

and shakes his Dad's hand

And Dad says, 

"Just bring home some "A-s," boy...understood!"

And HSR salutes back, "Yes, Sir!"...

...like a serious soldier!

So, he boards the closest Uber bus

then walks some more to the school

...and HSR passes a woman 

walking her "cet poochie!"...

and he passes a nice student on campus,

And now a lady drives up to him and asks,

"Can I take you somewhere?"

"I'm not sure, Mam," he responds, as he 

keeps on moving to be on time...

Now, he finally rounds the corner, 

and just like that...

There's the USC Dental School!

...in all of it's historical splendor!

So, he steps into the School and is 

pleasantly surprised at

 the "Old School Flavor" of the interior!

"It looks like we're going to learn Dentistry...the hard way... with the

...hard seats," he takes note.

So, the first order of business is to have all of the students corralled 

and photographed with their latest media equipment!

Everyone smile!

OMG! Now my eyes have to get back!

...

"Okay!...Everyone...off to orientation," we are ordered...

But, on the way, HSR is pulled over to the side 

with some others

and he gets a chance to meet the dean of students

and, while leaving,

one of their secretaries,

, 

says, "Young Doctor HSR...I hear you come highly recommended"...

..."if you need any notes taken...

...just come to me...and I'll give 

all you want...any time!"

"Thank you, Miss!," says HSR, 

with a remembering smile!

Next, they all gather into the main lecture hall

and everybody better pay keen attention...

...or it will show later!

Then, after some introductory and welcoming remarks 

by the big shots on the 

Faculty and Administration...

...it's time for the white coat ceremony!

Everybody smile!...in Smile School!

Then, as they disburse to the next step, 

a nice lady pulls Dr. HSR aside and says,

"Gee, I see that you stand out from all 

the other students...HSR...I'm Licilla Ossai...

and I need you to always 

consciously think of your schooling and development 

as polishing and refining...

...your personal and professional brand!...

...Let's keep in touch!"

"Yes!...Let's keep in touch!" responds HSR 

as he and the class go to the next stop...

So far, so good...except now...we pay tuition,

which means ...there's a lot of this...

...and a lot of this...

Now, we get to go to the Book Store to get

OMG! About ten books!...for just one class!

And now for the fun part!

The students get to break the ice by...

...seeing their first patients!

And HSR is given a patient that's nice looking,

and the patient asks HSR, 

"What are you going to do to me, Doctor?"

And HSR

says, Good Morning, Mam!"...

..."I am going to give you a thorough, 

complete and comprehensive examination...

...checking for everything!"

And the patient asks, "Everything?"

And HSR responds confidently, 

"Yes Mam...I will leave no stone unturned...

...I'll check every nook and cranny...

...even the kitchen sink," 

trying to be a little humorous.

"Well, Doctor, if you're going to 

check the "Kitchen Sink"...I guess I'll....

"OMG!...No!...Wait!...I didn't mean that!...

Just the mouth, Mam!...Just the mouth!" 

shouts HSR as he almost faints!

And some other dental students and patients see what is happening...

Now, people are going to be talking about Dr. HSR 

and the first of his Dental School "Ladies Man" Escapades nonstop!

And it's not even lunch yet!...

...TO BE CONTINUED!

2 Ladies Named...'Rashida Jones'...Have... 'Undeniable And Morphologically-Beautiful' ...Winge's Peaks!

 

The genetically-dominant, Super-Trait sign...

...elatus labialis wingeulus...

is incontrovertibly-evident

on:

Rashida Jones, Former CEO of MSNBC

and 

Rashida Jones, Quincy Jones' Daughter, 

and Film Producer, Director, and Actress.

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Adventures Of A USC Dental Student...Flying His Glider Over Europe...During Summer Break!

 

DR. HOLLYWOOD SMILES REPORT,

WHEN HE WAS A KID,

LOVED EVERYTHING THAT COULD FLY

IN

THE



AIR...

...YES!...

AND HE STARTED WITH A SIMPLE

BALSA WOOD PLANE...

BUT HE DID HAVE SOME

DIFFICULTIES...

BUT HE EVENTUALLY GOT

BETTER AT THINGS!...

AND HE STILL HAS A SOFT SPOT

IN HIS HEART FOR THE



ANGRY



BIRDS!...I MEAN...



YOU GOTTA



LOVE 'UM!...RIGHT?

AND HE GOT GOOD AT DODGING FALLING

BIRDIE POOPEE!

BUT, ANYWAYS...

...WHEN HE GOT INTO DENTAL SCHOOL,

HE WAS ABLE TO BUY

HIS DREAM...

...GLIDER!

BECAUSE HE COULDN'T AFFORD THE GAS

FOR A FUEL-SUCKING AIRPLANE!

SO,

DR. REPORT, WHILE ON BREAK FROM U. S. C.

DENTAL SCHOOL

HE GETS THE CRAZY IDEA TO FLY OVER

EUROPE!...WHICH HE DOES!

AND HE STARTS

BY GLIDING OFF 

NEAR THE CLIFFS 

OF THE TARKHANKUT PENINSULA 

IN THE CITY OF

OLENIVKA, CRIMEA!

WHICH IS NOT TOO FAR FROM THE SWALLOW'S

NEST CASTLE!...

AND,

HE HEADS WEST

OVER THE WATERS OF THE

CHORNE SEA

PART OF THE BLACK  SEA...

AND HE PASSES THROUGH MOLDAVIA AND

THE BEAUTIFUL ROMANIA,

WHERE MANY PEOPLE SAY THAT

THE MEANING OF "ROMANCE"

STARTED!

AND NOW HE'S ABOUT TO

LAND NEAR

SVISHTOV, BULGARIA,

BY THE SPARKLING DANUBE

RIVER!



BUT TO GET THERE,

IN THE PREVIOUS EPISODES,

HE HAD TO GET PAST SOME SERIOUS HURDLES!

BUT HE'S PAST ALL OF THAT NOW.

AND CURRENTLY... OVER

SVISHTOV,

AND HE SEES A NICE HILL

TO LAND ON,

WHICH WILL ALSO ALLOW HIM

TO TAKE OFF LATER...

SO, AFTER A PERFECT

SET DOWN,

HSR GETS OUT AND STRETCHES SOME

AND REMEMBERS A GUY IN HIS HOME TOWN THAT DOES

TAI CHI!

SO HE GETS INTO THE "ZEN ZONE,"

AND MEDITATES SOME

MOVES HISSELF!

NOW, HSR RECALLS THIS REALLY CUTE BUT TOUGH GIRL

THAT BEAT HIM UP IN JUNIOR HIGH

BECAUSE HE DIDN'T WANT TO BE HER

IMMEDIATE BOYFRIEND!

MY...HOW THINGS HAVE CHANGED!

SO,

HSR SHUTS THE GLIDER

AND STROLLS DOWN INTO TOWN

AND AFETR SOME SITE SEEING

OF A HISTORIC

MUSEUM,

AND A REAL SUN CLOCK

A LITTLE LATER,

A NICE LADY ASKS HIM,

"HI THERE, SIR!

MY NAME IS





TSVETINA TSEKOVA!

I NOTICED THAT YOU ARE JUST WALKING AROUND...

AND THAT YOU ARE PROBABLY NOT FROM HERE...

MAYBE I CAN

SHOW YOU SOME OF THE GREAT PLACES IN BULGARIA!

I PROMISE...

NOT TO BITE!"...

"WELL, I NEED A BITE!...I'M FAMISHED," LAUGHS HSR...

SO AS  THEY WALK,

THEY PASS A CHURCH

AND A PARK

AND THE MEMORIAL OF THE SEVEN SOULS

THEN THEY WALK DOWN A NATURAL PATH

"IT'S SO NICE THAT YOU CAN GLIDE ALL OVER COUNTRIES,

HSR...

AND YOU DON'T SEEM TO BE HESITANT

OR SCARED IN THE LEAST!" SAYS TSVETINA...

AND SHE ASKS,

"IS THERE A SPECIAL LADY IN YOU LIFE, SIR?"

AND HSR SMILES, " I HAVE MANY "SPECIAL LADIES"

IN MY LIFE...BUT NONE LIKE YOU, MISS TSEKOVA!

...



WELL, THEY FINALLY

GET TO A NICE PLACE

TO EAT...

AND TSVETINA

IS SO FUNNY THAT SHE HAS DR. REPORT 

JUST

LAUGHING

UNCONTROLLABLY!

BUT, NOW TSVETINA SAYS,

"HSR, IT'S BEEN SO NICE TALKING WITH YOU

AND LEARNING ABOUT YOUR ADVENTURES!

BUT I'VE GOT TO GO TO

MY JOB NOW!

BUT,

I MUST SAY, HSR, THAT

YOU MAKE IT VERY EASY

FOR ANY WOMAN TO SAY,

"OBICHAM TE!""

"WELL THEN, OBICHAM TE, BACK TO YOU, BABE!"

HE SMILES, AND THEY BOTH GET UP

AND HSR GIVES HER A BIG

AND HAPPY HUG!

AND THEN HSR WAVES BYE

AND WATCHES HER AS SHE WALKS AWAY,

AND THINKS,

"MAN! TSVETINA IS SO "TSWEET!"

AND SOMETHING TELLS ME THAT

I

SHOULDN'T LET HER GET AWAY!"

THEN,

HE PAYS AND LEAVES A BIG TIP

AND WALKING AGAIN OUTSIDE

HE SEES A BALLET HOUSE AND HE

SITS DOWN FOR A PERFORMANCE..

AND OH MAN!

HE IS JUST 

BLOWN AWAY BY THE ELEGANCE

AND THE

MASTERY!

AND, OF COURSE, YOU KNOW THAT IN THE END

PEOPLE WENT

BONKERS!

SO AFTER CALMING DOWN SOME

HE STARTS TO HEAD BACK TO HIS GLIDER

BUT ON THE WAY,

HE SEES A NIGHT CLUB...

AND DECIDES TO CHECK IT OUT!

AND HE'S GLAD THAT HE DID, BECAUSE

"THEY CRAY-CRAY

JUST LIKE 

BACK IN THE "USSA!"

AND ONE WOMAN ASKS HIM TO DANCE

AND SHE'S

ALL OVER THE PLACE!

"SHE'S PROLLY A HOSPITAL ADMINISTRATOR!" HE THINKS...

SO, AFTER A WHILE,

HSR THINKS HE BETTER GET BACK...

SO HE LEAVES

AND IT LOOKS A LITTLE INCLIMATE

OUTSIDE!

SO HE GETS TO THE GLIDER,

AND...

HEY, WAIT!...

WHAT'S THIS?

OMG!

A WOMAN WITH A MASK

IS INSIDE!...

AND SHE SAYS,

HI THERE!

I'M THE PRIMA BALLERINA WITH THE BALLET COMPANY, AND

 I SAW

YOU TONIGHT...

AND I BROUGHT EVERYTHING

THAT YOU MIGHT NEED OVERNIGHT, SIR...

...MAY I

WHISPER IN

YOUR EAR?"