Doctor Hollywood Smiles Report's First Day...At... USC Dental School!

 

At USC Dental School, 

the historically first West Coast Dental School,

is about to have its opening day for a 

whole crop of new students from all around the

 globe!

And all of the students and teachers 

are excited to start a 

new and fresh semester...or at least,

most of them!

And our favorite protagonist, 

Dr. Hollywood Smiles Report,

is still very much the sleepy head

that he's always been!

So, a couple of family members have to cause a major commotion

just to get him up!

And, after he cleans up, the young Dr., 

once again, gets a hearty meal, lovingly made by his Mommy!

"You're going to be the best Dentist in the World, 

I just know it, Son!"

beams Mom, as she watches her son 

chow down his food,

"but don't rush when you eat...

...or...you'll get indigestion!"

Now, the young doctor's belly is full, 

and he feels like he can take on the world!

So his bags are packed, and he's ready to go!

And of course, he kisses his Momma bye

and shakes his Dad's hand

And Dad says, 

"Just bring home some "A-s," boy...understood!"

And HSR salutes back, "Yes, Sir!"...

...like a serious soldier!

So, he boards the closest Uber bus

then walks some more to the school

...and HSR passes a woman 

walking her "cet poochie!"...

and he passes a nice student on campus,

And now a lady drives up to him and asks,

"Can I take you somewhere?"

"I'm not sure, Mam," he responds, as he 

keeps on moving to be on time...

Now, he finally rounds the corner, 

and just like that...

There's the USC Dental School!

...in all of it's historical splendor!

So, he steps into the School and is 

pleasantly surprised at

 the "Old School Flavor" of the interior!

"It looks like we're going to learn Dentistry...the hard way... with the

...hard seats," he takes note.

So, the first order of business is to have all of the students corralled 

and photographed with their latest media equipment!

Everyone smile!

OMG! Now my eyes have to get back!

...

"Okay!...Everyone...off to orientation," we are ordered...

But, on the way, HSR is pulled over to the side 

with some others

and he gets a chance to meet the dean of students

and, while leaving,

one of their secretaries,

, 

says, "Young Doctor HSR...I hear you come highly recommended"...

..."if you need any notes taken...

...just come to me...and I'll give 

all you want...any time!"

"Thank you, Miss!," says HSR, 

with a remembering smile!

Next, they all gather into the main lecture hall

and everybody better pay keen attention...

...or it will show later!

Then, after some introductory and welcoming remarks 

by the big shots on the 

Faculty and Administration...

...it's time for the white coat ceremony!

Everybody smile!...in Smile School!

Then, as they disburse to the next step, 

a nice lady pulls Dr. HSR aside and says,

"Gee, I see that you stand out from all 

the other students...HSR...I'm Licilla Ossai...

and I need you to always 

consciously think of your schooling and development 

as polishing and refining...

...your personal and professional brand!...

...Let's keep in touch!"

"Yes!...Let's keep in touch!" responds HSR 

as he and the class go to the next stop...

So far, so good...except now...we pay tuition,

which means ...there's a lot of this...

...and a lot of this...

Now, we get to go to the Book Store to get

OMG! About ten books!...for just one class!

And now for the fun part!

The students get to break the ice by...

...seeing their first patients!

And HSR is given a patient that's nice looking,

and the patient asks HSR, 

"What are you going to do to me, Doctor?"

And HSR

says, Good Morning, Mam!"...

..."I am going to give you a thorough, 

complete and comprehensive examination...

...checking for everything!"

And the patient asks, "Everything?"

And HSR responds confidently, 

"Yes Mam...I will leave no stone unturned...

...I'll check every nook and cranny...

...even the kitchen sink," 

trying to be a little humorous.

"Well, Doctor, if you're going to 

check the "Kitchen Sink"...I guess I'll....

"OMG!...No!...Wait!...I didn't mean that!...

Just the mouth, Mam!...Just the mouth!" 

shouts HSR as he almost faints!

And some other dental students and patients see what is happening...

Now, people are going to be talking about Dr. HSR 

and the first of his Dental School "Ladies Man" Escapades nonstop!

And it's not even lunch yet!...

...TO BE CONTINUED!