Want Some Real…'Dental Fake News?'…Well…Come On In!…

"We Can...Put A Head On Your Body...And...

...A Smile....On Your Face!...That's...Not Even Yours!...

And We Can Do So Much More!...Tonight!...

...On The 9 O'Clock News!...



...Wanna See!"...

“These Days…. 

...Believe what you See and Read Online…

...‘At Your Own Risk!’…

...And…

You don’t even have to

Believe This Blog!....   

But...

one Thing’s ‘For Sure!’…

...and that is… 

All of the Things that we do here...  

...are Done with Love!"









"A Lot in Dentistry...

...and in Life,

is made up of 'Illusions!'...

...That which is actually Perceived!...

People want a

nice-looking Smile

and Teeth...

...but...

they may need 

'Enhancements and Fakes' 

to achieve that 

'Desired Look!'...   

 So, 

what People see 

on another Person,  

may not be 

what 'Really and Truly is!... 

...But...

...we want to look good 

in Our Mirrors, 

as We 

...constantly Reconfirm and Reaffirm Our 

'Supposedly Real' Identities!... 

Fake Hair, 

Fake Eyelashes, 

Enhanced Body Parts, 

Fake Teeth...

Is anything...

'All Natural' anymore...

...without an Asterisk (*)?"

In this Dog-Eat-Dog World,

We have to

Put Up A 'Good Facade!'...

...Or... 

...We Might Miss Out!"...








This Lady thinks,

"I can Tell that 

He Loves Me...

...when He Looks 

Into My Eyes...

...And into My 

Colored Contact Lenses!"

"Just Look Your Best...

...and...

... ( _______)  

The Rest!"

"Fake the Look!... 

...Photoshop if You Must!...

..You won't get a

Second Look

Or

a Call Back

if you don't

'Out Shine'

the Others!...

...One Must Be

the

...'Best Object Of Desire!'"

“I took a Creative Writing course, and 

some of the News 

that I hear makes 

Me laugh, 

because…  

 …I find it 

‘Very Creative!’”

"Only that which

is

'Seen and That Seems To Be'

is all that Matters!...

Because,

We cannot See

what can't Be Seen!"

Good Day There!...

You know...

We as a Species



have always been

attracted

to 'The Sensational!"

Whether it's 'Authentic' News,

or

News with

some

'Artistic License Sprinkled In,'

we just

can't seem to get enough!

Like...

a Reporter 'Acted Like'

There were

'Strong Winds'...but...some

People in the background

walked like 'Nothing Much' 

was happening!

Also, 

'Martians,' from Mars, don't know

how

to drive yet!...Huh?...

And were there really swarms of

UFOs over

Milwaukee the other Day?

And...

it...

doesn't stop there!

Recorded here, is a human running faster

than

a

Small Car!

And another Video 

shows that a 

Dead Man

actually

Wakes Back Up!

"Wait!" she says.

...That's Not True!"

I think that That

is Impossible, too!...

But...

... this right here

might be

'The Real

Thing!"

"Now There's also 

'Fake News' in

Dentistry,

of all Places!

"Believe it, or not...

...there is a condition 

called 'Polymastica,'

where

a person opens and closes all day

like this, and

they just can't stop!"

"A Boxer got hit in the mouth so

many times, yet,

never needed Root Canals or

other Dental Work!"

"Teeth or, No Teeth...

This Person

always can

'Gum' 

this Thick Steak

into small pieces

before swallowing!"

"Wow!...It must

take Hours

for all of

that Meat

to get

'Pulverized enough to Swallow!"

“Second Life Characters also 

are not immune to 

‘Intentional Embellishments’ 

either!...   

…I mean…

...just how 

many Teeth does One Need 

to get a Point across?"





"Do You really

expect Me to

believe all of this?"










"But...Wait!...

There was this

One Lady who

worked at a

Kissing Booth and

Made a Million Dollars over

Three Years,

charging $20 a 'Pop.'

and some paid more,

from

50,000 people, and

She got

300 Marriage Proposals

and many

Repeat Customers!"







Talking about 'Speaking



Nonstop,'

a woman

could master any' Foreign Tongue' quickly, and

now,

she

knows how to

speak 62 Languages...Fluently!"







'This Angry Dog

made a Big Mistake

growling at this guy...who growled

Back!...

and the Dog Quickly

'Acquired Some Sense and

'High-Tailed It Out Of There!'"










'One person...and there may be more...

had three sets of teeth, so

when one set 'Fell Out'

it was replaced with another

set,

until some



'Super Permanents' were left!"






"Aww...Dang!...

That's Messed Up!"

"Now...

this Person's Bite strength

is so strong 

that

after five or six bites of the 

Chewing Gum...

The Gum...

...just 'Gives Up!'

“Now,

 this Woman, 

in disbelief, says that, 

“I can’t fathom that 

the Girl over there, 

is more desirable 

than Me,

...to My Boyfriend…

...Just because She comes from 'Major Money,'

 and She showers him 

with expensive gifts…   

…He... 



...dropped Me like a 

‘Hot Potato!’”



















So, just remember...

Some Strange and Questionable

Things

all around Us...

don't have to make sense...

...they



just have to

Entertain!"















































































May you have many...




..."You want to

'Take Me To The Casbah?'...

Where...and...What...



is That?"...

...“'E' equals 'M'…'C'…'Squared,' 

so…  

…run Your Fingers 

Through My Hair!”...

..."“The Term ‘Fake News’ 

has been mentioned in the news a lot lately…   

…but...

…it has always been around!...   

Disseminating ‘Doctored’ or ‘Engineered’ or ‘Alternative’ 

Information has been used by Entities 

to sway groups of People 

to think one way or another. 

...It may be equated to 

‘Propaganda’ or even 

‘Framing The Narrative!’…

So, 

don’t automatically believe 

everything on the Internet!...    

But…

...Bottom Line…

We all must view the 

‘Oceans of Information’ 

that We come across 

with ‘Discerning’ Eyes and Ears and Minds!"...