Thursday, July 9, 2026

homo wingeulus* 'Kings Of Futbol'... World Cup Games!'...They 'Gots' The Winge's Peaks!


Futbol!...The Beautiful Game!...

Excitingly brought to you by the Best in the World!...

And it seems that many of the 

'World's Best' have a mid-upper-lip

Winge's Peak, elatus labialis wingeulus, 

that genetically runs in families!



Here are some of the 'Biggies:'



Lionel Messi, 5-7, 150



Folarin Balogun, 5-10, 150





Lamine Yamal, 5-10, 159




Vinicius Jr. 5-9, 161





Pele, 5-8, 154





Diego Maradona, 5-5, 150



J J Okocha, 5-9, 185


N'golo Kante, 5-6, 155




Lionel Mpasi, 6-0, 192


Aaron Wan-Bissaka, 6-0, 194



Weston McKinnie


Liberia President George Weah, 6-1, 198





 I'm sure that there are more Winge's Peak-endowed 

homo wingeulus Futbol Players

participating in these famous World Cups, and when I 

find out, I'll share them with you!



*All people who have a mid-upper-lip Winge's Peak are considered

direct decendents of the early humanoid species, the homo wingeulus 

version of homo sapiens!




 By Ralph C. Winge, D.D.S.   USC Dental School


For all Photos and Gifs seen here, no copyright infringement is intended.



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