Saturday, November 15, 2014

Car Grills That Look Like Teeth!


ALL ABOARD, ANY AND ALL COMERS, VOLUNTEERS, THRILL SEEKERS, AND SPACE CADETS (NOT THE LOONEY KIND, THOUGH) WILLING TO GO DEEP INTO OUTER SPACE WITH THE PIONEERING ASTROTRAVELING HSR, TO VISIT THE ORBITING SPACE STATION, EXPLORE THE FAR SIDE OF THE MOON, CATCH ALIENS FRESHENING UP IN A METEOR SHOWER (JUST KIDDING!), WATCH EVENTS COME TO FRUITION ON THE EVENT HORIZON, ADD BLUE AND YELLOW RINGS AROUND THE RED PLANET MARS JUST TO MAKE A MILKY WAY FASHION STATEMENT (IT’S AUTUMNAL EQUINOX FASHION WEEK, AFTER ALL!), AND FINALLY REACH AND LAND ON, THE SPHERICAL OBJECT THAT USED TO BE KNOWN AS PLANET PLUTO, SO ALL OF US CAN SET UP SHOP, COMPLETE WITH A COMPATIBLE ATMOSPHERE, BIOSPHERE, AND BLOGOSPHERE, so we can beam HD signals in real time back to Earth, and get Pluto classified as a planet again, and to also prove to your “I don’t want to visit the stars, I just want to be one” smile, that the Mars bar is really the best candy in our solar system!   



"Get on board...or get out of the way!"


Ever since Man invented the wheel and adapted it to facilitate moving big and heavy things around, there have been people who wanted to make that travel happen in style!

Which reminds me of my motto: “All things with Love, and all things with Style!"

Well, many cars have been made to appeal to “The Macho” motivations in men, and, as with many things in and of this world…looks are everything!

When humans, and dogs for that matter, brandish their teeth and growl, a “Watch Out!” message is unambiguously conveyed. 

Certain carmakers want to send that same “proceed with caution around me…or else” feeling in the frontal designs of their cars.


And I must admit, that those “mean-looking” cars still evoke a visceral response, even if they are non-operational and are rusting away in someone’s backyard.


Take a look at some of these grills that I think show "Major Attitude!":




A 1953 Buick Skylark





A 1953 Desoto Firedome





An unknown type of car with a "Floating Grill!"





Smile...you're on candid car!





Minis have always been my favorite!





Eyes...nose...lower lip hanging open...





BMW with lower jaw fangs!






Okay, stop it...you're starting to scare me now!





Don't cut in front of this GMC...unless you want to get your...!








Get a kick out of these and others on Google by punching in “car grills that look like teeth.”




May you have many…hey, driver, there's a souped-up road hog quickly gaining on us from behind; I say: let him pass...I'll bet that Rapunsel, with her super long hair, had to use a lot of water to cleanse her locks...there's nothing like the air of anticipation, like just before the conductor is about to start the opening number played by the Grand Symphony Orchestra in the opulent and historic concert hall.…smiles!

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