SENSING IMMEDIATE AND CATASTROPHIC DOOM, THE HSR FUMBLES
WITH, AND HURRIEDLY PRESSES, THE ELECTRONIC QUICK-START BUTTON ON THE JET PARTS
OF HIS SNOW SKIS IMMEDIATELY, BECAUSE THE SNOW ABOVE HIM HAS ALL OF A SUDDEN
BECOME LOOSE AND IS NOW A MEGA-AVALANCHE THAT QUICKLY AND SUPERGRAVITATIONALLY
APPROACHES HIM, SEEMINGLY WITH GROSS INTENTIONAL MALICE AFORETHOUGHT, AND WITH
THE ADDED SPEED OF THE JET SKI TRAVEL, THE HSR, APPARELLED IN THE SEASON’S
LATEST DESIGNER DOWNHILL SKIING FASHIONS, IS NOW ABLE TO OUTRUN THE SNOWY
MENACE WITH MINIMAL BALANCE-CATCHING DIFFICULTY, BUT HE IS NEARING THE BOTTOM
OF THE MOUNTAIN, AND THAT IS WHERE THE SNOW THINS OUT TO NOTHING, SO THE HSR
NOW HAS TO CUT THE JETS OFF, AND LET THE RACING SNOW CATCH UP TO HIM A LITTLE,
AND EVEN LET THE LEADING EDGE PASS HIM BY A LITTLE, SO THAT MORE SNOW CAN BE
THROWN DOWN IN FRONT OF HIM TO HELP KEEP THE RIDE SMOOTH, hey wait…I think I
better stop here because, the imagination, just like that snow, is quickly
becoming unsustainably thick, and your “I’m flying my professional stunt kites…watch
these difficult maneuvers” smile wants me to do the same death-defying stunt
over again because you thought it was fun to see me almost get creamed!
“I like talking in large numbers like billions and trillions, because it makes me sound authoritative!”
Believe it or not!...
…It’s coming to a face that you might not expect!
Because of new advances in the holography sciences, coupled
with the computational and intuitive design powers of the computer, and the new "Smile Ghost" App, these potentially disruptive developments, even though the smile complex looks supremely authentic to
the observer, is still digital, it’s virtual, and you can photoshop it in real
time…to look absolutely natural, and as bright as some freshly fallen snow...or not!
You will be able to load the new Smile Ghost app up to your cell phone to
“augment” your selfies and open up a whole new world of imaging…
…who said that you only have to have one visible set of teeth!...
Now, you will be able to fine tune your digitized dental look and match it, or clash it, with your unique outfit for the day!
The possibilities are endless!
We are in talks now to license this new Smile Ghost tool, so it can also
be used with the head-mounted Oculus Rift Virtual Reality Headset, Samsung's Gear VR Spectacles, the
Microsoft 3D HoloLens Interface Goggles, Sony's SmartEyeglass Developers Edition 1 Optical Unit, and Apple's new iEyes…
…and we have invented innovative technical adjuncts to work
in series and in parallel with all of them, to make the resulting visuals look and feel
fully integrated and functional around the mouth, with unmatched esthetics to
boot!
This technology is highly customizable and variable,
allowing your teeth look to match that of your favorite romantic Hollywood or Bollywood star or even
a diabolical villan (think Halloween Zombies!)!
…and you can even update all of the smiles of your friends
on social media, and have a ball…
…you’re only limited by your imagination!
So, you are urged to ask your dentist about this emerging,
but still experimental technology!
With our thorough and near-completed beta testing of Smile Ghost, we should be able to eliminate any embarrassing image sputtering, which may make your smile flicker on and off with false colors!
Then, the smile really would look like a bona fide undulating apparition!
And there’s one little catch that you should know about, before
plopping down a thick grip of moolah for this here newbie…
…The food that you masticate MUST also be holographic!
May you have many…have you ever “gone meditative” on
somebody during an argument?...at least once, you should see a reversed waterfall,
by either inverting the image on-screen, or laying upside down on the couch, but
preferably the former, just in case your crazy friends barge in!…a college
professor said something that got me to thinking, “don’t let your education get in
the way of learning!”…smiles!
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