WHEN THE HSR WAS IN COLLEGE, HE WAS INVITED TO CELEBRATE AT A POPULAR BUT ROWDY AND BELLIGERENT FRAT HOUSE, BECAUSE OUR SCHOOL’S WOMEN'S SQUASH TEAM WON THEIR 5th NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP, SO THE MUSIC WAS LOUD, THE LIGHTS WERE DARK, AND I WAS ASKED TO PICK SOME PUNCH FROM ONE OF TWO LARGE BOWLS ON THE TABLE AND I CHOSE THE ONE TO THE RIGHT, AND THE FRAT GUYS SHOVED A LARGE OLD WORLD-LOOKING SILVER GOBLET WITH ALL KINDS OF CARVINGS AND RELIEF PICTURES ON THE SIDES, INTO MY HAND, AND FORCED MY HAND TO DIP THE GOBLET DEEP INTO THE PUNCH BOWL, AND RAISED UP THE GOBLET OUT OF THE BOWL, AND PLACED IT RIGHT CLOSE TO MY FACE AND THEY TOLD ME TO DRINK IT, BUT THEN THESE THREE REALLY PRETTY BLOGGER CHICKS GRABBED MY ARM AND PULLED ME AWAY AND OUTSIDE, AND THEY TOLD ME THAT THE PUNCH WAS SPIKED, AND I TOLD THEM, "WELL, TELL ME SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW!," AND THEY WARNED ME THAT "THE STUFF IN THE PUNCH WILL MAKE YOU HATE THE THINGS YOU LOVE, AND MAKE YOU START LOVING THE THINGS YOU HATE," SO I TOLD THEM THANKS A BUNCH, BECAUSE I'M NOT QUITE READY TO HAVE MY WORLD TURNED INSIDE OUT, WHICH IS INFINITELY WORSE THAN UPSIDE DOWN, SO THEY INVITED ME OVER TO THEIR DORM ROOM TO LISTEN TO SOME OF THE LATEST GRUNGE MUSIC, BUT THAT'S NOT MY TYPE, SO WHEN WE GOT OVER THERE, I ASKED THEM COULD I GO OVER THEIR LATEST BLOG POSTS, AND THEY HAPPILY SAID YES, SO THE STORIES WERE AMUSING, AND WE LAUGHED AND HAD FUN INTO THE NIGHT, AND HOURS LATER, I JUST SORT OF FELL ASLEEP IN THE ROOM, AND IN THE MORNING, ONE OF THE FRAT GUYS BURST IN THE ROOM AND SAW ME WITH THESE THREE LOVELY LADIES, ONE OF WHICH WAS HIS GIRLFRIEND, AND HE GOT THE WRONG IDEA LIKE I HAD A SUPERHUMAN APPETITE, AND GOT UPSET AND TOLD HIS FRIENDS WHAT HE THOUGHT WENT DOWN, AND AFTER THAT, ALL OF THE GIRLS PASSING ME BY AT SCHOOL WOULD SMILE WIDE AT ME, AND ALL OF THE GUYS WOULD GIVE ME A HIGH FIVE AND A THUMBS UP, BUT FOR THE LIFE OF ME, I COULDN'T FIGURE OUT WHAT THAT GUY THAT BARGED INTO THE ROOM STARTED TELLING EVERYBODY, but your "okay, so I wasn't born yesterday, but I'm still innocent" smile, still tries to tease me like I really knew what was up, but remember, I, the HSR, am virtual, and to many, I only exist on the cyber side of things!
“Sitting in my car in a parking lot, feeling the warm nutritious sun on my face, and also feeling a cool cross breeze in the car cabin, I laid my seat back a little, took a thankful deep breath, and immediately started daydreaming deeply!"
Ain't nothing like feeling good and getting down on the dance floor!
That usually brings a smile!...
...so smiling...while dancing to a song about smiles...equals exponentially potentiated happiness!...
...resulting in a thickly insulated layer of grooviness!
Here's a dance-friendly uptempo selection that I have admired for some time:
Shaniece- I love your smile
And an edgy rap version that may have you whistling and nodding along:
Bobby Valentino featuring Little Wayne- Your Smile
An easy going, feel good, country anthem that will have you tapping your feet!
Uncle Cracker- Smile
Avril Lavigne- Smile
Get funky...get punky...with this marchable beat...play it again and repeat!
Avril Lavigne- Smile
Wow, there seems to be a plethora of good songs about the world's most famous facial expression!
I'll research some more, and bring back only banging songs to you...no time wasting!
I'll research some more, and bring back only banging songs to you...no time wasting!
May you have many...a wise man once said, "don't stand up when you can sit down, and don't sit down when you can lay down!"...show me a person with peanut butter, and I'll show you a person with jelly, bread, and a butter knife!...now tell me the truth: is there such a thing as "too much of a good thing?", really?...smiles!
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