A Black Dentist, A White Dentist, And A Mexican Dentist Were Sitting At A Bar…And …! Part 1.

Your "I'm just ecstatic when things are going my way, like now..." smile, is comfortably seated in your soft but firm swivel/rocker/recliner, positioned and laid as far back as relaxingly possible and watching the curved big screen AS THE DENTAL SCHOOL FRESHMAN HSR JOGS BY AN AD KIOSK ON CAMPUS, AND ONE AD ON IT THAT CATCHES HIS EYE READS "REFEREES NEEDED FOR COMMUNITY FOOTBALL GAME. NO EXPERIENCE NECESSARY. ONLY BASIC KNOWLEDGE OF THE GAME NEEDED. REPORT TO STADIUM FRIDAY AT 11:30 AM" AND HSR NOTICES THAT TODAY IS FRIDAY AND THE TIME NOW IS 11:00 AM, SO HE SAYS TO HIMSELF, "I THINK I'LL GO ON OVER AND GIVE IT A TRY. IT'S JUST ON THE OTHER SIDE OF CAMPUS." SO HE MAKES IT ON OVER TO THE NEW CHAUNCEY JAY MULTIPLEX CONVENTION CENTER AND ARENA 

JUST IN TIME, HOWEVER, INSTEAD OF SEEING BIG BRUTES PRACTICE TACKLING EACH OTHER HARD...

HE SEES THAT THE PLAYERS ARE SERIOUS, AMAZONIC, HYPER-ATHLETIC FEMALES

THAT ARE PUSHING AND SHOVING EACH OTHER AROUND WITH CONTROLLING TECHNIQUES, LIKE THEY HAVE SOMETHING TO PROFESSIONALLY PROVE, AND A GENTLEMAN, THAT LOOKS LIKE HE COULD BE A COACH OR ONE OF THE SPONSORS, WALKS UP TO HSR, EXTENDS A HAND, AND TELLS HSR, "HI THERE, YOUNG MAN! LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE SHOWING UP TO REF FOR TODAY'S GAME...HERE'S A REF SHIRT...PUT IT ON NOW...WE'LL TALK ABOUT COMPENSATION LATER, BUT IF YOU DO A GOOD JOB TODAY, THERE'S A LOT MORE AHEAD FOR YOU IN OUR NEW LADIES FOOTBALL LEAGUE...JUST TRY NOT TO MAKE BADS CALLS BECAUSE THE LADIES ARE SORT OF ROUGH...AND I WOULDN'T WANT THEM TO MAKE MINCE MEAT

OUT OF YOU...SO, THANKS A BUNCH, AND LET'S GET THIS GAME STARTED!" AND THE GUY HANDS HSR A NEW WHISTLE WRAPPED IN PLASTIC AND A LARGE SHINY COMMEMORATIVE COIN, SO HSR CALLS THE CAPTAINS OF BOTH TEAMS OVER FOR THE COIN TOSS, AND, OF COURSE, IT COMES UP "TAILS," MEANING THAT THE PINK TEAM RECEIVES FIRST, AND THE WHITE TEAM, THE LOS ANGELES COUGARS, HUDDLE 

TO PLOT A STRATEGY, THEN AFTER THAT, HSR DIRECTS BOTH TEAMS TO LINE UP FOR THE OPENING KICK, THEN THE COUGARS KICK OFF TO THE PINK TEAM, THE SAN DIEGO BEES, AND THEIR STAR PLAYER, JACKIE ROBINSON, RECEIVES THE KICK AND SECURELY TUCKS THE BALL IN AND SHE IMMEDIATELY FAKES THREE PLAYERS OUT, AND THIS ALONE BRINGS ALL OF THE WILD CROWD TO THEIR FEET,

AND SHE FIERCELY AND ENTERTAININGLY JUTS AND JUKES ALONG HER DIFFICULT PATH, SOMETIMES HAVING TO SCAMPER BACKWARD, AND RUNNING THIS WAY AND THAT, AND SHE ALMOST FALLS DOWN A COUPLE OF TIMES, WHICH MAKES THE CROWD GO EVEN MORE WILD, AND JACKIE BOBS AND WEAVES PAST THE OTHER PLAYERS, AND MAKES SOME OF THEM GRAB THE AIR WHERE SHE USED TO BE, MAKING THEM LOOK INEPT, AND SHE DOES THIS ALL THE WAY TO, AND PAST, THE GOAL LINE, AND JACKIE TOPS HER OPENING 96-YARD KICKOFF TOUCH DOWN RETURN SPRINT BY NONCHALANTLY TOSSING THE BALL TO HSR INSTEAD OF A WILD TOUCHDOWN DANCE, WHICH MAKES PEOPLE THINK THAT SHE'S MADE IT TO THE END ZONE MANY TIMES BEFORE, LIKE IT'S OLD HAT, BUT NO MATTER, BECAUSE THE CAPACITY CROWD AGAIN GOES WILD FOR HER, AND THE HSR CAREFULLY THROWS UP A VIGOROUS TOUCHDOWN SIGN

AFTER HE REMEMBERS THAT THERE WERE NO FOULS AND THAT THE WHOLE PLAY WAS CLEAN, AND HE THINKS TO HIMSELF, "MAN, THESE GIRLS ARE PLAYING FOR KEEPS, AND THIS IS JUST THE START OF THE CONTEST! I BETTER KEEP MY HEAD IN THE GAME AND MAKE THE RIGHT CALLS, BECAUSE I DON'T WANT ANY OT THESE SCARY PLAYERS LOSING IT...

...AND COMING AFTER ME!

“Go ahead and configure and reconfigure the necessary foundational matters, so that more blessings come your way!”

Dubbed “The Biggest Dental Convention In The World,” no one knew that the weather outside would be so extreme!

But, inside the convention hall, the air was conditioned to perfection!

And there are three dentists who went to school together, and were actually in the same class, and they decide to head to the entertainment lounge after a long academic lecture, and an informative convention floor walk-around, to talk about life and old times... and to tell a few truths...and maybe to tell a few lies!

So there they are, a Black dentist, a White dentist, and a Mexican dentist sitting and drinking at the bar…

…and the White dentist says…

… “My wife left me for another man”…

…and the Black dentist says…

… “My wife left me for another woman”…

…and the Mexican dentist says…

… “My wife left me for a transgender”…

And the Black and White dentists ask, …

… “Well, is the transgender a new man, or a new woman?

…and the Mexican dentist says…

… “Both!”

So they throw back a couple more shots, and laugh a little more…

And the Mexican dentist asks the White dentist…

… “Hey, whatever happened to that gorgeous secretary you use to have?...

…and the White dentist says…

… “She ran off with a guy with dreads! And meds!”…

…and the Mexican dentist asks the Black dentist…

… “Whatever happened to the beautiful receptionist at your office?”...

…and the Black dentist says…

… “She made me leave my wife…to get married!...not to me, but to my wife!

And when the White dentist asks the Mexican dentist, “What’s up with that gorgeous body building assistant you have?”

…the Mexican dentist responds, “Had! She ran off with a pro basketball player, and she’s now all over Instagram and the Internet, and, oh, I’ll bet you can’t guess her name in a million years!...Caramel Shakes!

The Black and White Dentist both ask, “You have her picture on you?”

And the Mexican dentist says, “Oh yeah!” Then he pulls out his phone and shows them a flick of the statuesque and seductive Miss Shakes…

The Black and White Dentists, after a good first and second look, slap each other five, and shout “…”

TO BE CONTINUED…

May you have many…when you’re the best dancer on the dance floor, you know it!....a true martial artist sees things and analyzes vulnerabilities always in a martial arts way!...if Mother Nature ain’t happy, ain’t nobody happy...smiles!