Hey!...MWA!..."Moufs With Attitude!"...

Keeping warm with a hot brew?...yes!...unless you're in Jamaica!.

Strap your "I've been through the cold, and I've been through the warm...and I like the warm better!" smile in, because we're about to go for a wild ride trying to keep up with HSR, who is continuing his preface adventure from the blog post, "Make Your Teeth Their Cleanest!...Right Before Bedtime Fun!," BUT THIS TIME, INSTEAD OF SUMMER CAMP, WE'RE GOING TO THE...

"WINTER IN THE WOODS WEEK!"...AND THAT'S WHERE...

ALL KINDS OF FRIENDS...AND SNOW ANGELS...ARE MADE!...

AND WITH SNOW EVERYWHERE, IT'S EASY TO FIND SOMETHING TO DO...

SNOW MAKES EVERYTHING IN LIFE "SLIDE BETTER!"...

I TELL YOU...

CITY KIDS JUST DON'T KNOW HOW TO ACT AROUND THE WHITE STUFF!...

AND HSR'S THERE, HAVING A MEMORABLE TIME, DOING TRICKS THAT HE WOULD DO IN THE STREETS BACK HOME...

EXCEPT NOW, IT'S IN THE "SLIPPERY STUFF," WHICH MAKES MOVING ABOUT MORE EASY...AND ADRENALINE PUMPING!...

WHOA!

DO THEY SAY "GNARLY" ANYMORE?...

BUT HSR MAKES A MISTAKE!...

AND IT'S A BIG ONE!...

AFTER LOSING CONTROL, AND ENTERING INTO THE TERRITORY OF THE TREES, HE

JUST BARELY SURVIVES AN "ULTIMATE CLIFF DESCENT!...

BUT, FORTUNATELY, HE NEGOTIATES HIS WAY WELL DOWN THIS WALL...

AND COMES OUT OF IT UNHARMED!...

BUT!...

NOW...HOW IS HE GOING TO GET BACK TO CAMP?...

WELL, HE'S GOT TO EITHER CLIMB BACK UP THAT DANGEROUS MOUNTAIN FACE HE JUST LEFT, OR...

GO AROUND THIS ONE!...

FORTUNATELY...AS A REAL BOY SCOUT SHOULD, WHEN IN THE WILD...HE ALWAYS CARRIES A COMPASS!... 

SO NOW, HSR HAS A FIGHTING CHANCE TO MAKE IT BACK!...

FREEZE!...

LET THIS "CHIEF OF THE BEASTS" TAKE HIS OWN SWEET TIME GOING BY!....

OKAY!...

BUT, NOW HSR MENTALLY GOES OVER THE STAY-ALIVE SKILLS THAT HE MUST USE...

SO THAT HE CAN BE ONE OF THE "FITTEST WHO SURVIVES!"...

AND THAT MEANS THAT THE FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS IS DECIDING...

WHERE AND HOW TO SPEND THE NIGHT!...BECAUSE THE SKY IS DARKENING!...

OH!...AND DID I FORGET TO MENTION, THAT...IT'S STARTING TO SNOW AGAIN!

SO, HE SEES A VIABLE TREE THAT HE COULD CLIMB

TO STAY OUT OF THE WAY OF WILD ANIMALS!...

BUT, BEFORE HEADING UP THERE, HE QUICKLY MAKES A SMALL FIRE USING FLINT STONES 

TO GET WARM AND "FIX UP  SOME VITTLES!"

SO AFTER THAT, HE MAKES IT UP THE TREE...

AND NOT A MOMENT TOO SOON, BECAUSE

HE HAS SOME VISITORS...PROBABLY ATTRACTED BY THE FIRE AND SMELL OF FOOD...

AND HSR STAYS PERFECTLY STILL, SO THE BEAR WON'T THINK ABOUT CLIMBING UP THE TREE TO JOIN HIM FOR A SOCIAL VISIT!...

OH BOY!...

THIS GUY LOOKS LIKE HE'S JUST TRYING TO GET HOME HIMSELF!...

WAIT!...IS THAT OWL WINKING AT ME...AS A PROMISE NOT TO TELL THE BEAR THAT I'M A COUPLE OF TREES OVER?...

WELL THANKS, BUDDY!...

I JUST KNOW THAT THOSE GUYS BACK AT THE CAMP..

ARE JUST KICKIN' BACK, AND HAVE IT "MADE IN THE SHADE!"...

WHILE I'M STUCK OUT...WAIT...

ARE THOSE SOME...

I AIN'T ABOUT TO BE NOBODY'S LUNCH MEAT!

SO, I FALL  ASLEEP IN THE TREE FOR SEVERAL SHORT CAT NAPS...

HAVE ANY OF YOU READERS EVER SLEPT IN A TREE BEFORE?...

IN THE...

WELL, THEN,  YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE!...

WHILE AT THE SAME TIME, TRYING TO STAYING AWAY FROM THESE!...

SO MORNING COMES AND HSR IS SET TO JOURNEY BACK TO CAMP...THE LONG SCENIC ROUTE WAY, THAT IS...

AND HE HAS TO GET PAST THIS TIGHT SPOT IN THE MOUNTAIN...

OH NO!...HE STARTS TO SLIP!...

BUT, FORTUNATELY, HE PUTS HIS SNOW BOARD UNDER HIM AT THE RIGHT TIME...

AND HE BEGINS BOARDING DOWN THAT SLOPE NOW, LIKE IT OR NOT!...

AND NEAR HIM...IS THAT AN...?... OMG!...

AVALANCHE!...

SO HE RACES FOR DEAR LIFE, BUT

THERE'S NOW A BIG SNOW BUMP AHEAD, AND, HSR IS SUDDENLY AIRBORNE!

FLY, HSR, FLY!

AND WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT!...

A PASSING TRUCK IS PERFECTLY POSITIONED SO HSR LANDS SQUARELY AND SAFELY...

 IN THE BACK OF THAT TRUCK!...

AND THE SURPRISED TRUCK DRIVER LOOKS BACK AND OPENS THE BACK WINDOW AND ASKS, "THAT WAS QUITE A LANDING, KID!...

"WHERE YA' HEADED?"

"I'M GOING BACK TO "SNOWY PEAK CAMPGROUNDS," A RELIEVED HSR STATES...

"THEY MIGHT BE LOOKING FOR ME...CAUSE I GOT LOST YESTERDAY"....

AND THE DRIVER SAYS, "WHOA! YOU'RE A REAL WILDERNESS GUY TO HAVE MADE IT UNSCATHED OVERNIGHT!...WE'RE CHOCK-FULL OF BEARS AND WOLVES 'ROUND THESE PARTS!...

"WELL, YOU'RE IN LUCK, YOUNG MAN...I JUST HAPPEN TO BE GOING UP THERE TO DELIVER THIRTY PIPING HOT PIZZAS!...

"GREAT!"...CONTINUES THE DRIVER...

"I'LL CALL ON MY CELL AND TELL THEM THAT YOU'RE SAFE AND ON THE WAY BACK...

"THEY'LL LIKE THAT!" CONCLUDES THE DRIVER...

"THANKS A BUNCH, SIR!" SMILES HSR, AS HAPPY AS A LARK IN A WORM-FULL PARK!

AND JUST BEFORE A SEARCH PARTY LEAVES THE CAMP PROPERTY TO FIND HSR...

THE SEARCH CAPTAIN GETS THE CALL THAT HE IS ALREADY FOUND AND DOING JUST FINE!...AND IS ON HIS WAY BACK!...


HOORAY ONCE MORE! WITH A TEAR OF HAPPINESS!...



SO HSR SHOWS UP WITH THE TRUCK DRIVER, AND THE THIRTY HOT PIZZAS...

AND EVERYONE'S SO GRATEFUL THAT...

THERE'S A BIG "HUG FEST" AND A BIG CHOW DOWN!...

AND HSR SETTLES ON DOWN AND HURRIES TO JOIN SOME OF THE OTHER CAMPERS TO, ONCE AGAIN, GET THEIR FINGERS AND TOES "TOASTY BY THE FIRESIDE!"...

                                        

OMG! IT FEELS SO INVITINGLY GOOD!...

"HEY, HSR...HERE...COMING RIGHT UP!...YOUR "CUPS-RUNNETH-OVER" FAVORITE!...

  

GOOD TO HAVE YOU BACK, GUY!" SAYS MACE, A CAMP COUNSELOR...

BUT THERE'S JUST ONE MORE SMALL THING BEFORE WE ALL GO MUCH FURTHER!...

...AND THAT IS...

...SNOWBALL FIGHT!...

WHERE NOT EVEN YOUR BEST FRIEND IS TO BE TRUSTED!...

WATCH OUT, BEHIND YOU!...

WHOA! SHE GOT YOU GOOD!

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Lots of times in this "Cold, Cruel World," people sort of get upset and "lose it" over certain matters...

And our teeth, lips, and tongues are the main parts of our bodies that convey our frustrations verbally.

These mouth parts started showing and expressing our attitudes since we were kids!...and on into adulthood!

Yes...I see...fighting back against that annoying irritant?

Okay...

The tongue, then, may be the "fork and facilitator of the curse!"

Wait...Is "The Dahling" Miss Monroe saying,

something that starts with "Kiss .......!?!"

I wonder if her next word might be "...My...?"


Linguists may interpret this lip muscle action here as conducive to pronouncing an "S-h" sound

...but, personally, in both of these contexts...

I don't think that they are saying "shush" or "sheet!"

 Uh oh...it's officially time...to wash out the mouth with soap!

Young lady, let's march straight to the bathroom and get that toothbrush!

The Snarl...a social facial expression that's been with us ever since we could...snarl!...

...Sure, it conveys a dislike...well...


Okay!...And this one...I'm staying out of her way...but beautifully, I must say...

...it looks like she's been flossing!

This next one...oh, shucks!!

...it's going down...

...and it's going Viral!

"Break out the cell phones!"

According to some mental health specialists...

...blurted out, first responses

tell our true, and unvarnished perceptions and feelings, and may help us to immediately and efficiently dissolve internal distressful frustrations and dissonance!

But, hey, people!...being a "Potty Mouth" is a choice!

So, let's put the brakes on!

Little impressionable kids may be listening!

Choosing to use above-board and civil language, instead of epithets from "the gutta," can be thought of as a communicative art form...and some people are good at biting their tongues...

and zipping up their lips...

instead of "flying off the handle!"...

...to decrease any negative fallout and possibly-regrettable cascading consequences in said situations!...

So, remember, "don't be usin' doze" bad words!...

Or I'ma tell...

..."Yo' Mama!"

May you have many...I looked up into the clear, cloudless sky, and a raindrop hit me in the face--an unexpected kiss form Mother Nature!...even carbon leaves a carbon footprint!...I like having my needs fulfilled more than my wants!...smiles!

Wow! 50 Shades Of Lips! Part 3. (Goth Edition Part 1.)

Last time we covered "Wow! 50 Shades Of Lips! Part 2. (Olympics Edition)," your "okay, I know what to do when Nature calls, but what invariably happens when we call on Nature?" smile, picked up on the action of HSR AND HIS FRIEND, CALEB, AND THEY ARE FLYING OUT FOR A COUPLE OF SHOWS IN MILAN TO HELP OUT A WORLD FAMOUS, YET TIGHTLY-WOUND, TYPE-A-PERSONALITY FASHION DESIGNER 

AND CALEB AND HSR DON'T TALK DURING THE WHOLE TRIP BECAUSE ...

THEY'RE TOO BUSY SAWING LOGS!...

THEN, AFTER THE UNEVENTFUL FLIGHT, AS THEY WERE PASSING THROUGH THE AIRPORT AREA, A CUTE CUSTOMS AGENT PULLS HSR OVER FOR A PROLONGED FRISKING,

AND AFTERWARD, SHE SLIPS HIM HER PHONE NUMBER IF HE WANTS A "MORE INTIMATE AND MORE DETAILED EXAMINATION!"...

AND CALEB NOTICES THE EXTRA ATTENTION THAT HSR JUST GOT, AND HE SAYS, "HSR, SHE DIDN'T EVEN USE GLOVES ON YOU!...

HER WARM HANDS PROBABLY FELT GOOD TO YOU, EHH!"

THEN, THEY GRAB A TAXI AND HEAD ON OVER TO THE HOTEL...

AND THEY SEE SOME BEAUTIFUL SIGHTS IN THE ONE AND ONLY HISTORICAL MILAN, LIKE

AND 

AND

THEN, THEY ARRIVE AT THEIR HOTEL 

AND SOME CUTE GIRLS AT THE CHECK-IN DESK SMILE BIG AT CALEB AND HSR AND ASK...

"OH, YOU'RE WITH THE FAHION SHOW!"

AND THEY ADD, "WE'RE GOING TO MAKE YOUR STAY IN MILAN THE BEST YOU EVER HAD!...

...HERE'S SOME TICKETS TO OUR COMPLIMENTARY MUD BATHS AND MESSAGES...

THEY'RE GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE BRAND NEW ALL OVER AGAIN!"...

"WELL THANKS," SAY HSR AND CALEB...

"MAN, HSR, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO STAY FOCUSED," WARNS CALEB...

"CAUSE ALL OF THESE SUPER GORGEOUS WOMEN ARE COMING AT US LEFT AND RIGHT!...

AND HSR ANSWERS, "YOU BET, CALEB, I'MA HAVE MYSELF A GOOD 'OL BORING TIME!" PLAYFULLY WINKS HSR!...

NOW, A LADY BELL HOP 

THEN HELPS THEM WITH THEIR BAGS TO THEIR ROOM...

AND AFTER A WHILE IN THEIR ROOM JUST TALKING AND LAUGHING...

THEY GET A KNOCK ON THE DOOR ...

AND AFTER OPENING THE DOOR, TWO BEAUTIFUL WOMEN WALTZ ON IN AND ASK, "WE'D LOVE TO BE MODELS IN YOUR SHOW TOMORROW...

AND WE'RE READY TO DO ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, FOR THE CHANCE!"

AND HSR START TO STUTTER, BUT CALEB IS JUST CHESHIRE SMILING!

AND THE TWO WOMEN SAY, 'WELL, LET'S JUST POUR YOU TWO A LITTLE WINE...

...A CHATEAU FROM 1901...IT'S DREAMY GOOD!

BUT, JUST THEN...

... THE FAMOUS DESIGNER WALKS IN AND SEES ALL OF THIS, THEN...

SHOOS AWAY THE TWO WOMEN, TELLING THEM, "GO ON TO JACKIE AND FINALIZE YOUR FITTINGS FOR TOMORROW!"...

THEN CALEB SAYS, "HEY, IF THEY ARE ALREADY MODELS IN THE SHOW, WHY DID THEY ACT LIKE THEY WEREN'T?"

"THOSE TWO JUST WANTED TO BOY-TOY YOU GUYS, THEN THEY WOULD WANT TO MONOPOLIZE ALL OF YOUR TIME...

"THAT'S WHY I HAD TO LET THE OTHER TWO GUYS BEFORE YOU GO...THEY WOULD NEVER LEAVE THE HOTEL ROOM WITH THOSE WOMEN...THOSE TWO ARE ADDICTING AND SWEET, BUT THEY'LL WALK RIGHT OVER YOU...BEWARE!," WARNS THE DESIGNER.

AND HSR THINKS, "WELL...I USUALLY WOULD VOLUNTEER FOR THAT KIND OF ABUSE BUT MAYBE NOT THIS TIME!!"

THE DESIGNER CONTINUES, "TOMORROW'S SHOW IS AT 3:00 PM SHARP, AND WE START PREP AT 9:00 AM...

"MY LIFE AND REPUTATION DEPEND ON THIS SHOW...I NEED YOU TO DO ABOVE YOUR BEST!...STUDY THESE TAPES!...WE HAVE SOME REALLY DEMANDING MODELS TOMORROW...UNDERSTOOD?"

"YES, SIR!, " SHOUTS HSR, AS HE JUMPS TO HIS FEET AND SALUTES...

THEN THE DESIGNER ROLLS HIS EYES SOME AND SLIGHTLY SMILES AT HSR, THEN LEAVES, SAYING, "MAKE ME PROUD AGAIN, YOU GUYS!"...

AFTER THE DOOR SHUTS, CALEB POPS IN THE DVD AND THEY SEE THIS KIND OF STUFF

AND THIS...

AND THIS...

AND CALEB SAYS TO HSR, "WE BETTER TREAT THOSE LADIES LIKE PRIMA DONNAS BECAUSE WE DON'T WANT THEM

...ANGRILY GANGING UP ON US!"... 

BUT JUST THEN, THERE'S ANOTHER KNOCK ON THE DOOR...THIS TIME LOUDER!

THINKING IT MIGHT BE THE DESIGNER AGAIN, HSR OPENS THE DOOR...

THIS TIME, TWO OTHER WOMEN BARGE IN...AND ONE OF THEM IS BRANDISHING!...

"SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN, YOU TWO!" SAYS THIS WOMAN...

"I'LL BE SUCCINCT...I NEED YOU TO SABOTAGE THE FASHION SHOW TOMORROW...!

BECAUSE, IF YOU DON'T..."

NOW, CALEB AND HSR LOOK AMAZED AT EACH OTHER...

"WHAT THE"...

                                          

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The human lips...

...have always, throughout time, been front and center!

They have some of the densest numbers of nerves to help them feel things!

Yes!

The mouth complex is one of the Top Erogenous Zones of our bodies!

Hip hip hooray!

Lips are used to speak, eat, flirt...

...and are used to adorn the face, influence people's minds, and so much more!...

And to some people, specifically-placed piercings are a must-have...and must-use!

Some, like here, want a "middle of the road" approach!

Coordinating with fashions to look fabulous many times is a statement...

...that must be made!

Many people say and believe that "we are how we look!"


Now with these spiked lips, is the pleasure...

worth, or even better, than the pain?

Some of us love to live in the "Now and in the "Wow," and even in the "Oww!"...

And in the heat of the night...

...it's better to give than to receive!

Hey!...Anybody like some chains...

...to go with that whip!?...that's right...keep your prey close!



Talk about smoking' hot!

...what kind of "dreamy smoke" is that, anyway?


Oh, s---! A split tongue!... And if each side of it can move independently in different directions...Yo!...

...in tandem with the metal "stimulators" that she's packin'...well...the excitement that this person's lover will feel will be mind-bending, fingernail-digging, and...maybe hallucinogenic!

And the ceiling might need repairs, too!...from the receiving person "knocking hard up against it" so much!

Lucky person!...Others are getting jealous!

TO BE CONTINUED!...

May you have many...once we can communicate telepathically, will the writing arts become dead?...I want to buy some more lifetime, so where do I sign up?...when you really think about it, sometimes the questions may have the answers right within them!...smiles!