Hello!...I'm happy to see you, readers!...
It's been a whole week!
Come on in and join the party!...
"Hey, Hollywood! You like the way
I'm bustin' my "never seen before" moves?...
"HSR, I thought your birthday was in May!...But It's okay, 'cause
everyday's a New Rebirth!"
"Dr. Report! Please catch me!
I'm twirling dizzy!
"Hey, Hollywood! Why you telling' people it's your Birthday...
..when you know that it's really mine!
Well, folks, it's okay to crash HSR's, or rather that other person's party...it's all good here!...
...
Watch out, people!
I'm going to spray you with some cold water
...got cha!
So, now that you're all cool in all this characteristically warm weather,
let's use that drone with a GoPro camera
and hover on over to catch HSR, in real-time,
negotiating his way through various unenviable circumstances,
just like you and your "I had some stuff to make for lunch, but I ran out of time to prepare it, so, I had to leave without my lunch--dang!" smile have to go through sometimes,
and we're talking about when the post
showed up, WHICH REVEALS HOW HSR, WHEN HE WAS YOUNG, LOVED ANYTHING THAT FLIES IN THE AIR!...
ALMOST TO THE POINT LIKE HE WAS RELATED
TO THOSE CUTE AND FURRY FEATHERED FRIENDS!...
AND, OF COURSE, HE GREW UP WITH
THE ALMIGHTY BIG BIRD ON TV,
AND OTHER HERO BIRDS THAT BLEW AWAY
THE BAD GUYS,
AND HSR WORE OUT THE DVD OF THE
"ANGRY BIRDS" WITH THEIR
SILLY SELVES!
AND YOU KNOW THAT HSR JUST WENT HEAD OVER HEELS WITH THE
"BIRDS" MOVIE
BUT HSR, AND EVERYONE ELSE, DOESN'T LIKE THE
POOPY-POOPY!
YUCK!
...
BUT ALL _ _ _ _ ASIDE,
NOW, HSR IS A BIG BOY...
BIG ENOUGH TO HAVE HIS VERY OWN AIR GLIDER
THAT HAS A TINY CARBON FOOTPRINT BECAUSE...
IT DOESN'T BURN GAS...
IT BURNS WIND!
SO, HSR GETS THE INSANE AND BIG IDEA THAT HE WANTS TO SEE EUROPE
FROM ABOVE AND UP CLOSE!
AND HSR STARTS HIS JOURNEY THE BEST WAY HE KNOWS HOW
AND THAT IS TO CROSS THE WATERS FROM OLENIVKA,
CRIMEA
BY TAKING OFF
FROM A TALL HILL
AND HE CROSSES THE BLACK SEA
GOING
DUE WEST...
OMG!...SOME
STING RAYS!...
SO, HSR FIRST HITS LAND AT CHISINAU
MOLDOVA
AND HE WINDS HIS WAY THROUGH SOUTHERN ROMANIA
AND NOW HE'S AT
RUSE PYCE
AND HE SCOPES OUT A HILLTOP TO LAND ON
SO HE CAN EASILY TAKE OFF TOMORROW...
NO PROBLEM...
BUT
SOME WAYWARD KIDS
TAKE A LIKING TO HIS PLANE AND
THEY TELL HSR TO "JUST LEAVE AND YOU WON'T GET HURT!"
BUT FORTUNATELY,
THIS LADY
WHO IS PACKIN'
AND WHO'S BEEN FOLLOWING THE KIDS
TO SEE WHAT MISCHIEF THAT THEY MIGHT GET INTO...
SHE TELLS THOSE KIDS TO
"JUST LEAVE AND YOU WON'T GET HURT!"...
SO THE KIDS VAMOOSE OUT OF THERE TO GO AND
MAYBE MESS WITH SOMEBODY ELSE...
AND HSR WALKS UP TO THE LADY AND SAYS
"THANKS A LOT FOR SAVING ME! WHAT'S YOUR NAME?"
"OH, IT'S NOTHING...I'M SECURITY AROUND HERE, JUST TRYING TO KEEP THE PLACE SAFE!...
BUT MY NAME IS AARTI, AARTI HARISHA, AND YOURS?"
"MY NAME IS DR. HOLLYWOOD SMILES REPORT, OR HSR, AND I'M FLYING MY WAY OVER EUROPE...
I STARTED IN CRIMEA."
"AND YOU CROSSED THE BLACK SEA?" SHE ASKS...
"SURE DID! AND I MIGHT BE HEADING TO SVISHTOV TOMORROW MORNING," SAYS HSR.
"WOW!" SAYS AARTI, "YOU ARE LIVING AN EXTRAORDINARY LIFE BY DESIGN, NO?"
"WELL ANYWAY," SHE CONTINUES, "THERE'S A PLACE TO EAT RIGHT OVER THERE...LET ME GET YOU A TREAT!"
"SURE!" SAYS HSR...
SO THEY WALK ON OVER
TO
AN EATERY
AND ON THE WAY, HSR PICKS UP A WOUNDED BIRD
THAT WANTS TO PLAY "KNOCK KNOCK!"
"OKAY BUDDY, I'LL PUT YOU BACK DOWN...GET WELL SOON AND FLY, NOW...YA HEAR!"
AND THE BIRD SQUAWKS AND SCRAMBLES AWAY!
AND AFTER WALKING A LITTLE MORE, HSR PULLS OUT A SMALL BOTTLE OF HONEYSUCKLE,
THEN OPENS IT AND
BLOWS SOME SCENT INTO THE AIR...
AND IN ABOUT THIRTY SECONDS
GUESS WHAT SHOWS UP TO EAT RIGHT OUT OF HIS HAND!...
"OMG!" SAYS AARTI...
"YOU SURE HAVE A WAY WITH WILDLIFE!"
SO THE HUMMINGBIRD FINISHES THEN FLIES AWAY, AND HSR AND AARTI GRAB A SEAT IN THE DINER...
AND AARTI ORDERS, "A LARGE SAUSAGE AND A SMALL COFFEE" AND
HSR IS ABOUT TO ORDER, BUT
AARTI'S RADIO GOES OFF AND SHE HAS TO LEAVE IMMEDIATELY
TO TAKE CARE OF AN EMERGENCY..."IT WAS SO NICE MEETING YOU, DR. REPORT,
AND KEEP HAVING A SAFE TRIP!"
"THANKS AGAIN, HARISHA," SAY HSR...
SO HSR FINISHES AARTI'S ORDER THEN STARTS TO RETURN TO HIS GLIDER...
"HELLO THERE, SIR!
"WOULD YOU LIKE TO TAKE A RIDE IN THE COUNTRYSIDE
WITH ME AND MY PUPPIES?"
"GEE, THAT SOUNDS NICE, BUT I NEED TO CHECK ON SOME THINGS RIGHT NOW!" RETURNS HSR...
"MAYBE WE MEET AGAIN, LATER!" SHE FINISHES...
"YEAH, MAYBE," SAYS HSR...
SO, HSR MAKES IT BACK TO HIS GLIDER,
AND HE RELAXES A BIT
THEN HE TIGHTENS SOME SCREWS AND
DOES A LITTLE MORE MAINTENANCE ON HIS "PRETEND JET"...
"EXCUSE ME, SIR! I SEE YOU FLY DOWN FROM THE SKY EARLIER...
AND I HAVE A BIG BROTHER WHO IS IN OUR SKY PATROL, AND
AND I CAME TO BEG YOU TO
JUST, PLEASE, BE CAREFUL UP THERE!...BYE!"
"THANK YOU, MISS...THAT'S VERY THOUGHTFUL!" SAYS AN APPRECIATIVE HSR...
AND AFTER A LITTLE MORE TOOLING AROUND, HSR
TAKES A LITTLE NAP
AND HE DREAMS ABOUT DOING DARING THINGS
AND
JUST "THRILLIN' OUT!"
THEN, HSR REMEMBERS A FRIEND FROM THE PAST
AND THEN HE STARTS TO REMEMBER HIS
FAVORITE PET CHICKEN "MARTY!"
"YOO HOO, YOUNG MAN,
SAYS THIS LADY, "IT'S ABOUT TO GET DARK,
AND I WANT TO SHARE SOME OF MY DINNER
WITH YOU!"
"OH THANKS!" SAYS HSR, "COME ON INSIDE MY GLIDER!"...
SO THEY GET INTO THE GLIDER FOR SOME PRIVACY...
"MY NAME'S HOLLYWOOD...AND WHAT'S YOUR NAME, YOUNG LADY?"
"MY NAME IS BISERA BRANIMIRA!"
AND
SHE GIVES HSR SOME STRONG BULGARIAN BREW
WHICH HSR DRINKS IT LIKE IT'S NOTHING
THEN SHE SAYS, "LET'S PLAY THIS INTIMACY TECHNIQUE CALLED
"THE FOX AND THE HOUND"...
AND THAT'S WHERE FIRST I GET...
WELL, LET'S JUST DO IT!"
BUT FIRST, THERE'S SOME OF THIS
AND THEN THERE'S SOME OF THIS
AND HSR FEELS A LOT OF ACTION GOING ON
BUT THE BREW HAS HIS MIND GETTING CLOUDY
HOWEVER, HE ALSO FEELS SOME SWEET MUSIC
IN HIS EARS...
THEN THEY, OH BOY, INITIATE THE HYPERSTIMULATING "FOX AND HOUND" TECHNIQUES
AND
HE HEARS BISERA MOANING SOME ROMANIAN STUFF LIKE
"SUFLETUL MEU TE IUBESTE"
AND
"EU SUNT UD...PLOUA!"
AND
"EU SUNT IN CERURI"...
THEN THINGS GET
"FOGGY" FOR HSR
WITH WAVES AND
MORE SPLENDID AND UNENDING WAVES OF MOTION
...
AND THEN, HSR
ALL OF A SUDDEN WAKES UP...
AND IT'S MORNING...
...A BRIGHT AND SUNNY MORNING, AS A MATTER OF FACT,
BUT...
BISERA BRANIMIRA'S GONE!
AND WHEN HSR STARTS TO MOVE AROUND SOME
HE FEELS A LITTLE WORN OUT THERE...
BUT,
NO HANGOVER!...
"WAIT...SHE LEFT ME A NOTE...
"THANK YOU DR. REPORT!
AFTER FOXING AND HOUNDING TO COMPLETION FOR A "GLOBALLY UNHEARD OF"
FIVE TIMES!
AND ON THE SIXTH ATTEMPT
WE FOUND THAT OUR RESERVOIRS OF ERUPTIVE LAVAS WERE...
TOTALLY AND HOPELESSLY DEPLETED,
SORRY THAT I COULDN'T STAY...
I MUST FLY TO MOSCOW EARLY TODAY...
I'LL REMEMBER YOU FOREVER!...
OH, AND I TRIED TO GET THE FOG OFF OF THE WINDOWS,
BUT THERE WAS TOO MUCH!"...
SIGNED, BISERA"
...
"OH MY GOSH! EXCLAIMS HSR, "THAT "FOX AND HOUND" TECHNIQUE
THAT WE DID
WAS, OMG!... KNEE-WEAKENINGLY STUPENDOUS!"
SO, AS HSR FINALLY TAKES OFF INTO THE FREE AND WILD BLUE YONDER AGAIN,
YOU KNOW THAT HE HAS AN
"EAR TO EAR" GOING STRONG!
"Do good unto others...and then...interestingly see what good comes back to you!"
"Love" and "Happiness"
are some of the most loaded words
in Clinical and Academic Psychological circles,
because they debatably mean so many different things to so many people!
How we react in the real world to good things that happen to us
may not be so accurately predictable...
...and maybe we might do "This" or "That" when we
"Emotionally Peak in a Happy Way!":
"OMG! I got it! The lady selling her house sold it to me and my family...
instead of an "investor!"
"I finally won first place in
building sand castles on this beach!"
"Can you believe it...I found a guy...
that my mother actually likes!"
"Yes! My millie-feuillesm creation just made it into the Final Round of the
U. S. National Dessert Contest!
"Aww, _ _ _ _! I just
won Powerball!
"Wow!...I can't believe that
the climax to this story is so
climax-tical!"
"I love it when you say...
Let's do it again!""
"Oh, don't mind me...I'm just
singing to the sky!
"So...uhh...how long are you going to make me wait...
before we begin?"
"So, you want me to just drop my life and go around the world with you for one year...okay...I will,
only if you
hold me close, and never let me go!""
"Mmmmm! My boyfriend just gave me an aphrodisiac smoothie and...
I...I...Oh My Gosh!...
...
Now, as I look over some of these "feel good and feel great" reactions
to what may be "nice news" to receive,
I notice a wide variance in facial and mouth expressions...
I see that, on one side of the spectrum,
some people smile very widely,
and on the other side of the spectrum,
during their physical and emotional peaks, others
may have a motionless, and expressionless facial reaction at the peak of things!...
...or even a
strenuous grimace!
...and...
with or without
lip biting!
So, in answer to the article's title above...everyone does his or her own
"This" and/or "That" type of "Peaking Facial Expression,"
which also may be subject to partial or full change
depending on the time, place, and set of circumstances!
...
But the take-away here...
...people, is that life is too short, so
when and where ever you can,
keep those "Peaks of Love And Happiness"...
coming!
May you have many...Dr. Report, for my Art Finals, I need to have you pose in the snow in your Speedo swim suit, but
you need to show your "six pack" for it to work,
and I promise afterward, we'll run back into the RV and
I'll make you hot all over again!...Hollywood--so, you say I look so scrumptious today that
you would walk a "country mile"--but
do we have to walk a whole mile?..."it's been a pleasure partying with you all--I love dancing and freeing my body--
no matter whose party it is!--see ya next time!"...smiles!
Wait!...Before you go...
What do you think this woman is "deliciously" saying?
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