Friday, March 30, 2018

"Teeth Jam" Or "Toe Jam"...Which Is Worse?...Part 2.

"Hi, Reader!...I'm reading the Colors of Your Mind!...I want to enlarge your

imagination...so that, you and I can see



"Closed Eye To Closed eye!



















































"Attention, Everyone...

HSR is on and


"Smoothly Simmerin'!"






















































"So,

you say that you're

"Ready To Dive In!"


but, 

not in this water?...

...then,


what do you want to

"Dive Into?!"...This Blog?"























































"You can't run...

and

you can't hide,

Hollywood!...

Start Your


Pushups!"















































"I Love my new Furry Wrap!



It warms me up quickly...


...just like 


you do!"



















































"The sweet sounds of the birds,

the gentle Wind, the

soft clinging of the Chimes...

Dr. Report,



I "Zen" You!"

































































"He'll be here

any minute now...

And when I see him...


..."Attack!"

























































"Hi, "Oh Literate One!"...

The Rains have passed,

and everything's so fresh!...

Come on and sit

or

lazily lay


next to Me!"...

























































"Dr. Smiles Report!

Hi there!


My... it's good to see you!


I saw you at the Library!


I was studying the 

plays of Shakespeare!


What were you reading?


OMGosh...I Love that Book, too!























































"HSR...

Do you like Salt

or



Sugar the best?"
















































"Hollywood!...

What would you like...


for Lunch?"














































"Reader!...

Good to see you!...

I am your "All Seeing And All Knowing Guide"

that's "Large And In Charge!"




Up Close!

Don't Come Soft...unless...

...you're a "Softie!"

Then,

in that case

Come Real Soft!

...I'mmm

lookin' at ya!








"Thank you,

Miss "Large Know It All!"



"After looking at your place, Dr. Report...


I have a couple of ideas


on how to enhance the decor...


But if you want this to be a 

"Lover's Suite"...


I'll have to try that out, too!"







"I'm grateful for the chance

to speak,

Miss "See It And Charge It With A Credit Card!"



"OMG!...

I really liked our "Dining Experience" last night!


it was hot and succulent


and tender and juicy!


and now,

I'll talk about the food!"....







"I just want to see Hollywood so much!...

Miss "I Know It When I See It!"



"You can finish crossing the bridge, Hollywood...

You can  do it!

Don't be scared!...


If you cross it,

I'll let you play with my


"Sweet Bippy!""






"Instead of using a comb,

HSR...




I just Love using your fingers!"






"Yeah!...

...that ol' HSR

just Loves him some Hairs...straight and curly!

Oh...And Reader...

As I look at you...



..."You're Beautiful!""


"Now Let The Games


Begin!"









"No, HSR,

a Recliner and a Big Screen


can't fit under here!"







"I'm trying to take your picture...


so could you look into the camera, 

instead of


staring at my..."







"HSR,

I know that your Birthday is still a

couple of months away,

but



can we start



Celebrating Early?"







Like I like to say...

you and your

"being in Love is one thing,

and being in "The Clutches


Of Love"

is another!"...

smiles

are

happily and adventurously


on the road,

with a


full tank of Gas!










Okay...We crawl


before we walk,

and we walk before

we run...

But not for HSR!

He has always had

a problem with


going fast!...

...even if he is not


in the Race!

So,

he tries the Hurdles!

but

after some



coaching,

the Coach says,

"HSR...

You are improving on your


Rolling Technique...Good!

...

But,

don't let a Beautiful Woman running


catch his eye because

"Stuff Will


Happen!"




"I'll help you with your Term Paper, Mr. Report,

but

not for "Pro Bono"...

I'll do it for



"Bono Pro!"







Your Illustrious Episode for This Week

is brought to you by

a Big Time Marching Band




which will be

acting out the whole thing!






"Miss Ely L. July


...you can come in and

see Dr. Report, now!"




Hey, Folk!...

it looks like HSR also has an appointment!...

a "Date With Destiny," hisself!

Because last time

during

"She Has A "Summa Cum Laude" Smile!,"

HSR is on break

OF COURSE,

FROM

THAT SOARING PILLAR OF STOMATOLOGY,

 "U. S. "MF" C."


SCHOOL OF DENTISTRY!...AND

HSR IS ENJOYING THE BEACH


IN EUROPE, SPECIFICALLY,

DECHI BEACH, BY THE HOOK OF


HOLLAND!

AND HSR MEETS A LADY

NAMED BENTHE

AT AN OUTDOOR CAFE...


SO, THEY TALK A LITTLE 

AND HSR TELLS HER 

THAT HE WANTS TO RIDE

A BIKE 

ALL THE WAY 

TO ROTTERDAM!

SO, 

SHE TELLS HIM WHERE A BIKE SHOP IS....

THEN, 

SHE ASKS HSR, 

"DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?"
  

"NOT IN HOLLAND!" HE SAYS, 

MAKING HER LAUGH A LITTLE...

"WELL, HSR,

BEFORE YOU GO, 

I'D LIKE TO 

GIVE YOU SOMETHING, 

SINCE

YOU'RE NEW TO MY COUNTRY!"

NOW, 

BENTHE WALKS AROUND AND 

LOOKS HSR IN THE EYE

AND SULTRILY AND ROMANTICALLY PLANTS 


A

"COME BACK FOR ME SOON"

KISS

ON HIS CHEEK!

"MY OTHER CHEEK IS JEALOUS!"

HE JOKES,

SO,

SHE REPEATS IT

ON THE OTHER CHEEK!

"HSR,"

SHE SMILES, "...I COULD SPEND ALL DAY WITH YOU!...

...AND ALL NIGHT! HA HA!...

I COME HERE ALL THE TIME,

SO,

IF YOU'RE EVER BACK HERE

LOOK ME UP...AND DOWN!...

THEN,

SHE GIVES "THE WINK AND THE


MAKING HSR


BLUSH!...

SO,

HSR GIVES THE SAME WINK BACK

AND

STARTS TO WALK DOWN


THE STREET

AND HE PASSES BY SOME FRIENDLY



BIKE PEOPLE

ON THE



WAY

TO THE BIKE SHOP, AND

ON THE WAY, HE MEETS A LADY THAT LIKES TO WALK

AND



TALK

ABOUT TIRE PRESSURES AND BRAKING DISTANCES

AND THAT IT'S NOT GOOD TO GO



ALL OUT...AND...

SHE WANTS TO MEET HSR AT THE SAME PLACE



TOMORROW...




"PEOPLE AROUND HERE ARE REALLY "CARBON-FOOTPRINT CONSCIOUS,



AS THEY GO ON



ABOUT THEIR DAY!" THINKS HSR...

AND,

AFTER SOME WALKING

THROUGH THE CITY,

"HERE IT IS!" SAYS HSR


SO, HE WALKS INSIDE...

"HI SIR, HOW MAY WE HELP YOU?"

SAYS THIS



LADY...

"HI THERE...

I JUST NEED A BIKE

TO TRAVEL THE COUNTRYSIDE!"

EXPLAINS HSR....

"NICE," SAYS THE LADY,

"WE HAVE PLENTY TO CHOOSE FROM,

LIKE THAT

ELECTRIC ONE OUT THERE,

THAT CAN HAUL MAJOR


"A!""

"NAW," SAYS HSR, 

" I JUST WANT A PLAIN ONE FOR NOW."

"OKAY!"

THEN THE LADY SAYS, 

"WELL, 

JUST GO ON IN THE BACK...

...KEESHA

WILL HELP YOU."

"THANK YOU," SAYS HSR...

NOW, 

HE WALKS BACK 

AND SEES KEESHA.


"HI THERE, MISS KEESHA!," SAYS HSR...

"I CAN TELL 

RIGHT OFF THE BAT THAT 

YOU'RE AMERICAN!" SAYS KEESHA, 

"AND SOME OF THESE LADIES 

HERE ARE 

GONNA SNACTH YOU UP, 

AND BLOW YOUR MIND, 

IF YOU DON'T WATCH IT, BOY!"

"THANKS FOR THE WARNING, KEESH!" 

SAYS HSR...

"YOU JUST MET ME AND 

YOU'RE ALREADY CALLING ME "KEESH!...

YOU SURE ARE 

TAKING SOME LIBERTIES!" LAUGHS KEESHA...

...

OKAY, 

SO, HSR IS PROCESSED THROUGH AND 

HE GETS A GOOD STURDY BIKE!...

NOW, 

AS HE 


RIDES, HE THINKS ABOUT

TIMES PAST WHEN HE HAD A BIKE LIKE


PEE WEE HERMAN!

AND WHILE TRAVELING EAST, HE GIVES A HIGH


FIVE TO A FELLOW BIKER!

AND HE REMEMBERS A SCENE FROM ONE


OLD MOVIE AND 


ANOTHER!...

SO, 

HSR PASSES SOME PEOPLE


 ON THE ROAD


AND

ONE LADY SAYS THAT 

"SHE "NEEDS TO GET PUMPED"...


WITH SOME AIR 

IN THE TIRES!...

BUT, 

HSR 

DOESN'T HAVE A PUMP!...

SO, 

HE KEEPS ON GOING...

SOON HE PASSES AN 


AIRPORT!...

AND THEN

HE SEES...

OMG!...  

THE

THEEPOT!


AND, 

AS IT GETS DARK,

 HE SEES OTHER 

SPECTACULAR STUFF!


NOW, 

WITH HIS NIGHT LIGHT ON


HSR FINDS HIMSELF 

JUST SORT OF 

LOST

AND 

REAL TIRED AND 

TUCKERED OUT 

AND 

HE'S HERE!...


...BY SOME RED LIGHTS!

"WHERE AM I?" 

HSR ASKS HIMSELF!...

THEN,

ALL OF A SUDDEN,

A WOMAN SAYS,

"HEY, YOUNG MAN...

THERE IS AN 

EMERGENCY ON THE STREETS!


BRING YOUR BIKE IN,

AND 

COME WITH ME 

TO GET OFF 

OF THE STREETS!"

NOW, 

HSR SAYS, 

"AN EMERGENCY?...

WELL, 

THAT'S VERY NICE OF YOU...

TO OFFER SHELTER!

...I THINK I'LL 

TAKE YOU UP 

ON THAT OFFER!"

...







"COME ON IN," SHE SAYS, 

"I'M NOT SURE WHAT KIND OF EMERGENCY IT IS 

BUT, 

JUST TO BE SAFE, 

IT'S BEST TO BE INSIDE!"

SO,

HE LOOKS AROUND THE PLACE,

A LITTLE

AND HE SEES SOME


 WOMEN...

"IF YOU WANT TO,

HAVE A SEAT OVER THERE FOR A MINUTE!"

SAYS THE LADY WHO LET HIM IN...

"OKAY," 

SAYS HSR AS HE TAKES A SEAT...

THEN,

HE MOVES A LITTLE

CLOSER TO THE WINDOW,

JUST TO GET AN INNOCENT LOOK OUTSIDE!



THEN, 

ALL OF A SUDDEN,

SOME WOMEN ON THE STREET 

START TO GATHER AROUND 

HIS "WINDOW!"...

NOW,

HSR CAN HEAR SOME OF THEM SAY,

"I WANT HIM!," 

AS THEY POINT 

AND GIGGLE TO EACH OTHER

THEN, 

A NUMBER OF THEM 

WALK FROM THE WINDOW,

AND

THEY SEEM TO BE 

GOING TO THE FRONT DOOR 

OF THIS PLACE!

AND IN A MINUTE OR TWO,

HSR CAN HERE THE PEOPLE SPEAK 

AT THE FRONT DESK,

"WE WANT TO PAY FOR THAT GUY IN THE WINDOW...

...HERE'S THE CASH!

AND A LADY SAYS, 

NONE OF THE GUYS ARE WORKING NOW!"

AND THE WOMEN SHOUT BACK TO HER, 

"WE SAW HIM...

...AND HE'S JUST THE ONE 

WE'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR!

HERE'S THE MONEY...

PLEASE GIVE HIM TO US!"

...

NOW,

HSR IS FINALLY 

PUTTING TWO AND TWO TOGETHER, AND

HE THINKS TO HISSELF,

"AWW, MAN...I'M IN A 

"GOOD LOVE MARKETPLACE!...AND 

THOSE WOMEN 

COMING FOR ME ARE

GONNA TAKE OUT SOME OF THEIR

FANTASIES, AND FETISHES

OUT ON ME!"

SO NOW,

HSR, 

WALKS PAST AN OPEN DOOR 

AND SEES A LADY


AND SHE SAYS TO HIM,

"HEI KOMEA!

HALUAISITKO...

...KUULKAA YKSI FABLE?"

AND HSR DOESN'T UNDERSTAND, SO 

HE KEEPS WALKING...

NOW  HE
SEES A DOOR,

AND HE DECIDES TO 

GO INTO THAT ROOM...

...HE TIPTOES INSIDE,

AND

 HE'S NOT SURPRISED TO SEE ...

A BED!

SO

HE DECIDES TO 

GET UNDER THE BED AND HIDE!


AND

JUST AS HE 

MAKES IT UNDER THERE,

HE HEARS TWO PEOPLE 

COME IN THE ROOM AND 

JUMP ON THE BED!

.....

NOW HE HEARS THEM 

SAY THINGS LIKE,

"Jeg vil sætte mustard på din hotdog!"

AND

"Ik wil warme chocolademelk en marshmallows!"

WHILE, 

ALL OF THIS TIME,

THE BED SHAKES WILDLY

WITH "EARTHQUAKES OF AMOUR!"

AND, 

AFTER A WHILE,

THINGS SETTLE DOWN, AND

THE TWO PEOPLE LEAVE....

"NOW'S MY CHANCE 

TO GET OUT OF HERE!," THINKS HSR...

SO, HE GETS FROM UNDER THE BED,

AND STANDS UP, 

THEN 

WALKS TO THE DOOR 

AND OPENS IT

A LIITLE 

AND STICKS HIS HEAD OUT TO SEE


DOWN THE HALL...

BUT...

OH NO!

....

"THERE HE IS," THOSE HUNGRY WOMEN SHOUT

AND POINT TO HIM...

"LET'S GET HIM!"

SO, 

HSR RUNS BACK INTO THE ROOM

BUT

HE CAN'T SHUT THE DOOR!

NOW THE WOMEN BARGE IN,

AND THIS ONE SAYS,

"DON'T WORRY, BABY...

I JUST


WANT TO WATCH!"

NOW THIS LADY SAYS, 

"I JUST NEED TO 


HOLD HANDS AND HUG!"

AND NOW...

SHE SAYS,


" I JUST WANT MY MONEY'S WORTH!"


AND LASTLY,

THIS ONE GRINS,

"RIGHT NOW,

I JUST WANT TO LIVE


ONE "POP" AT A TIME!"

...

NOW...

A BIG PART OF 

HSR IS 


SO 

VERY FRIGHTENED!

BUT, 

A TINY 

YET SIGNIFICANT  

PART OF HIM

THINKS



"..."

                         














"I thought that I lost you,

HSR...

but now...


I feel much better!"


















Love Toothbrush®                                              

























"When you think about it...all you may have is ...your Word...


and...

your


Smile!"






















One of the most important properties of

Living Things is that

these "Life Forms"

grow and


proliferate!

Living Cells can,

of course, even grow on rocks!



...like Moss!

But in this running stream environment,

Moss doesn't grow abundantly

on the rocks underwater!



So living things grow where they can.


These tiny little "Animalcules"

can really do well

in places that are warm and undisturbed,

as long as there is also some nutrition.


Microorganisms so inclined,

may find an ideal niche in Films,

or Biofilms.

Dental Biofilms come dressed up as

Plaque



Build up,

or "Teeth Jam!"

AKA "Southern Butter!"




"What are you



doing?"





And "Some Small New Friends"

can grow

between the toes on our feet...

better known as "Toe Jam!"



Which is not to be confused with

the



"Jam" that we liked as kids!





So,

the Question is:

which is worse,

Teeth Jam or Toe Jam?

It's good to know!




Well, Teeth Jam Build Up can cause gums to swell



and bleed easily!...

and eventually


tooth loss!




"Hey...why you



showin' dis  ____!





Here,

sadly,

the Dental Plaque has hardened into



Calculus!


Now,

it has to get scraped



off!




And OMG!...Here



the Teeth Jam has "Won The War!"





"Excuse me, Sir,

that's disgusting...

now...


I gotta"...!




And Toe Jam run amok can

make things



really unsanitary!



"OMG!, Doc!



I just ate!"



Bacterial infections

and



fungal infections



can predictably occur!





Would you like to see

a "Worse Case Scenario?"


"Oh, please, oh, please, oh please...


No!"



Well then,

please keep practicing adequate

Oral and Bodily

hygiene...

...frequently!


If those toes play in the dirt...



...then,

you know what to do

after, right?




And,

after eating food or


dessert,

floss, brush, and rinse to


freshen things up before


"Beddy-Bye Time!"





Oh yes,

and

take extra care

if you have a

Dental


Grill


and if you like to wear




"Toe Grills!"


That's right...

minimize



"The



Jam!"...so that

you are more

pleasant to be around!



Well...



...to each, his, or her, own!

Wait!...is that the possible mixing of Teeth and Toe Jam?


"Uugggh!"





"Mmmmm...

I might

be able to get a


Scientific Paper

out of that!"






"Doctor...



I want to see more!"



"Well...



I don't!"













"Rolling stones


and Pandas, 


gather no "Jam!"


















"Hollywood!...

The Judge is banging his Gavel

and agrees!...


We are all

"Guilty of Love!"



"Aceasta este legea Romantismului!"












"I want to put my Jam


på din jordnötssmör!









Vänligen blogga lite lebende bilder!













May you have many...


..."I perceive your strong presence, HSR,




with all of my senses!

But,

I must be careful

because,



once

I lay my eyes on you,

I then

must have



"Big Scoops Of You!"








"Hey there,

"My Sweet and Buttery Hollywood!"


You left some stuff at my place!...

Oh, you did it on purpose?...


...as an excuse to hold me again?


Well, I'm going to hold you more!"...











"This Open Ocean is so...

so..


Serene!


It's so open!...

So many possibilities!


I can even do so many

possible things!


Oh no!


I dropped my plastic plane!

It just has my phone number...

but I wanted to put a 

Finder's Message on it! 


I wasn't ready to send it!


Well...

if whoever finds it, calls...

they won't get the message"...




..."Come here


and


remove my


Lipstick!"...


...smiles!












































"How'd you get to be Beautiful?


I told you that it was, "My Way Or The Highway!"

And you let me have


My Way while we were on My Highway!"
































































"Arah and my Little Ones!

There's HSR down there!

Let's catch up, and


warn him about the dangers that await him

in his Next Adventure!"

















































"Hollywood...

I can hear you on my ear piece!...

Okay...

I'll have



lunch with you only 

under one condition...

and that is

that


I have Dinner with you, too!"




















































"HSR!...

Now that  your work is done...

Do you still want to fit me into

your favorite "Empress's New Clothes"

that you made for me?



"I'm Game Now!""












































"Hey Folk!

I've been reading this Blog for years!


Dr. Winge's Weekly Adventures  

have an impact on me and how

I see Dentists and Dentistry

and how and why 

"Living With Love" is so very important!


Plus,

I like all of the colors 

when I see everything 

on the Big Screen!


And I like to see myself

on these pages, too,

I admit!















































Meanwhile...back at the Disco...











































"Wow!...

This Party is Huge...

I'll have to find a way to get



HSR's attention!"
































"I think I'll stand in that line 

where some Women are waiting to


take Pictures

with Him!"


































"Justina!...


Wow!...

I'm glad that you could make it to My Party!"


"Sir Hollywood Smiles Report!...


You know that I wouldn't miss it for the World!

But,

can I


speak to you in private,

just for a sec?"


"Sure, Justina...


Let's go into the VIP Suite!"





































"Dr. Report...

Smooches!...


Are we still on for


 next week in Finland?"


""Hey, Vibea!...

of course!

But, it's going to be


'All Work and No Play!"













"Of Course!...

Just


like last time!"

































"HSR...

Some of the Girls at

our dancing class say that

sometimes you have

"Two Left Feet!"


Two Left Feet!"



"Well 

Thanks for having My Back, Heretia!


I'll Thank You!!"














































"Come on...

...My Mind!

Figure out a way!... 

to make 

Me

"Irresistible" to 


HSR!




































"Hey, HSR...


Over here!"


"Let's take a stroll!

...

And 

after they walk awhile,

holding hands,

she takes a seat 

and says,

"Everything feels so

Natural when I'm with you!


Can you tell me that

exciting story again...

about the


Lions and the Tigers?"














































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