Thanks For My Bangin' New Smile, Dentist Man!...Now... Girls Are Calling Me Left and Right! Part 5.

"Please excuse me, People!...I have HSR on My Telepathic Line!...!...And...I'm just

and he's telling Me



"A Secret!"























































"Hair today...

"Hair Tomorrow!"
































































"I'm performing at The Club tonight!

And I'm  going to

"Break A Leg!"...

"Psst!...Hollywood!...

...Over here!"...

"Hallelujah...

for the Mind

and the Body!

And the powers of our Imaginative Spirits allow us

to see the unseeable

and to perceive and sense things so very far away!

But, 

let us not

forget to enjoy and relish

that which is

right in front of us!"

And HSR says,

"Anjelikka Kowalski!...

...Congratulations!... on your Award!

Now,

come and give me a hug!

Yeah, Baby!"
























































"The Flowers are so nice in the Garden!

...We should take a 

Walk in the there!"















































"Mother Nature has so many

healthy things to offer us!

      

She Loves us so much

And we need to appreciate

and admire Her!

OMG!, there are so many fruits and 

vegetables that She provides

for all of Us!"













































































"I'm listening to



HSR's Podcast!"!"


















































Yawn!

Oh boy,

you and your

"I like the rain, sun, snow, and sleet...but

not necessarily in that order!  "

smiles

are always available to count

sleep-inducing sheep

whenever possible!...

























































Hey, People!

Today's "Edification" shall be made

available to you

as you look over the

shoulder of my

"Old School Secretary/Typist

as she

"Gets Down!"

OMG!

It's really beautiful to see

Great Horses

"Doing their Things!"

No matter whether they run fast,

or in slow motion

or walk sideways

or even "Royally Prance"...

they are always a sight to behold!

And HSR loves 

to play with

them, too!

But...

as you probably guessed,

HSR

has his own difficulties

that he just can't seem

to 

overcome!

Wait...when a Wise Horse sees HSR coming,

does it automatically want to

giddyup away from the scene?

Warning People!...

...Last time

during

"Supermodels Who Have "Blazingly Haute" Winge Smiles!...Part 1!...,"

WE LEARNED THAT

HSR COMES FROM A FAMILY



THAT JUST LOVES GARDENS AND

GREENERY, AND HIS GRANDPARENTS



ARE THE SAME WAY!...

EVEN HIS UNCLE

LIKES MOUNTAIN HIKING!

FROM A YOUNG AGE HSR

KNEW THAT

"HANGING OUT WITH THE GREEN"

WAS FOR HIM!

HSR'S PARENTS REALLY MADE SURE THAT

HE WOULD GROW UP TO BE

A NATURE'S MAN BY

ALLOWING THE TODDLER

TO JUST ROAM AROUND

FREELY AND UNATTENDED...

...IN THE DEEP WOODS FOR HOURS!...

AND THE LITTLE TYKE 

HAD NO PROBLEMS WITH 

ANY WILD ANIMALS....PROBABLY BECAUSE...

THE CREATURES KNEW 

THAT HE MEANT THEM

NO HARM...AND...

THAT THEY COULD TELL THAT 

HSR WAS ON THEIR SIDE!...

AND WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT...

HE GREW UP...

AND NOW...

HE'S STUDYING BOTANY IN COLLEGE!

AND HIS BUCOLIC GIRLFRIEND

JUST LOVES TO PLAY FOREST GAMES WITH HIM!

AND

HSR ALWAYS JUMPS AT THE CHANCE 

TO MAINTAIN FOIALGE 

AND TO BEAUTIFY NATURE!

THEN, 

ONE SUMMER DAY, 

HE HAS A JOB CHOICE 

TO EITHER CLEAN 

THE SIDE WINDOWS 

OF AN ENORMOUS 

GLASS

SKYSCRAPER...

OR 

MAINTAIN THE MANY PLANTS 

OF STEFANO BOERI'S 

"BOSCO VERTICALE"... 

IN MILAN!...

AND NEEDLESS TO SAY...

HSR CHOOSES TO...

KEEP THINGS 

"CLEAN WITH THE GREEN!"

AND THE MANAGER TELLS HSR...

 "JUST KEEP THE PLANTS 

PROPORTIONATE IN SIZE 

AND BUSHINESS

AND MAXIMIZE THE 

CHLOROPYLL POTENCY AND ACTIVITY 

WITH THE PROPER MEDIUM AND 

FERTILIZING FACTORS...

SO, DO THESE TWO BUILDINGS

AND 

LATER ON, 

FOR THE REST OF THE SUMMER,

YOU CAN CHOSE TO WORK ON 

THE "BOTANICAL SKY TOWERS"...

OR 

THE "GARDENS OF THE GALAXY"...

WHICH ARE BOTH 

SELF-CONTAINED CITIES 

IN A PRINCIPALITY BETWEEN 

ARGENTINA AND PARAGUAY," 

SAYS THE MANAGER...

...

SO, 

HSR PLOTS HIS STRATEGY 

TO EFFICIENTLY COMPLETE THE PROJECT, 

"I'LL TACKLE THE TALLER 

OF THE TWO BUILDINGS FIRST!," 

HE SAYS...

SO, 

LOWERING HIMSELF 

WITH ROPES

FROM THE TOP 

OF THE BUILDING

ON THE PROVIDED MOBIL SCAFFOLD,

WHICH GOES AROUND THE WHOLE BUILDING,

NOW, 

HSR

IS JUST TRIMMING AWAY 

ON THE TOP FLOORS,

AND YES,

HE DOESN'T FORGET TO 

CHECK OUT THE GREAT VIEWS 

FROM WAY UP...

AND, 

AMONG THE PLANTS,

HSR SEES SOME REGULAR 

FICUS AND IVYS, 

AND SOME UNUSUAL TREES, TOO!...

"HI, MISTER TREE TRIMMER!," 

A COUPLE OF CUTE KIDS BECKON, 

AS HSR IS BUSY 

DOING HIS JOB...

WELL, HI, KIDS!," 

SAYS HSR...

AND A LITTLE FURTHER ALONG, 

HE SEES

SOME PEOPLE THAT

ARE JUST

WATCHING HIM

DO HIS JOB

WITHOUT SAYING

MUCH AT ALL!...

"HI THERE, SIR!,"

SAYS THIS LADY...

"MY MOM SAID THAT 

A HANDSOME MAN WOULD JUST 

DROP IN ON ME TODAY!...

ARE YOU HIM?"

AND HSR SAYS, 

"I JUST MIGHT BE HIM!...BUT I'M

TRIMMING THE FOLIAGE 

AROUND 

THIS WALL OF THE BUILDING!...

MAYBE WE CAN TALK 

AFTER I FINISH TODAY!"

"WELL, IF YOU CAN, 

MY NAME IS BETHANY...

I'M IN 4545

ON THE 45TH FLOOR!

I'LL MAKE YOU SOMETHING SPECIAL!...

AND WHAT'S YOUR NAME?"

MY NAME IS 

HOLLYWOOD SMILES REPORT,

AND I'M ON BREAK FROM 

DENTAL SCHOOL IN THE U. S."

"OKAY, HOLLYWOOD,"

SHE SMILES, "I'LL

SEE YOU LATER! "

SO HSR CONTINUES ON

BUT WITH A LITTLE MORE

HAPPINESS...

"SHE SURE IS A LOOKER!" HE THINKS...

NOW HE SEES THE CONTENTS OF ONE PATIO...

"THIS IS LIKE A REAL JUNGLE!

THE OWNER 

GETS LOTS OF OXYGEN 

FROM ALL OF THIS!" THINKS HSR...

NOW...

AS HSR MOVES 

A COUPLE OF PATIOS OVER

ONE PERSON 

RUNS BY PRETTY QUICKLY!

AND DOWN SOME MORE

HE HEARS A WOMAN SINGING TO HER

ALMOST NEWBORN!

THEN, 

TWO MORE FLOORS DOWN...

"HI, MISTER," SAYS THIS LADY,

MY PLANTS 

DON'T NEED TRIMMING, PLEASE..

THEY ARE FOR MY MIGRAINES!"

"OKAY, MAM!" RESPECTS HSR...

SO,

HE HAPPILY MOVES ON...

"PSST!," SOUNDS THIS WOMAN.

"BE CAREFUL OF MY NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR!"

"WHY IS THAT," HSR ASKS...

"YOU'LL SEE," SHE RESPONDS...

SO AFTER FINISHING THE TRIMMING, 

HSR MOVES OVER AS IF 

IT'S NO BIG DEAL...

OMG!

"HI THERE, SAYS HSR...

TO THIS PERSON!

"I'M JUST PLAYING MAKE-BELIEVE!...I HOPE

I'M NOT SCARING YOU!"

"HEY, IT'S ALRIGHT IN YOUR OWN HOME!"

SMILES HSR!

AND SHE FINISHES, "THANKS FOR 

UNDERSTANDING, SIR!"

AND LATER ON, 

HSR SEES A PRETTY 

PLANT!

"HEY, BOY!

SHE SAYS, WANT TO SEE SOME MAGIC?"

AND HSR, 

WHO IS HANGING BY A ROPE AND HARNESS,

SAYS, "SURE!"

"LOOK AT MY PET PLANT!" SHE SAYS AND POINTS...

AND HSR LOOKS..."WHOA!,

IS IT REAL," HE ASKS HER...

"YES, I AM!" THE TREE SEEMS TO SAY!

"I FOOLED YOU!...

....I'M JUST THROWING MY VOICE...

I'M A VENTRILOQUIST!"

"YOU REALLY HAD ME THERE!" ADMITS HSR...

SO HE KEEPS GOING, AND

WHAT'S THIS!

"HELLO, SIR!" THESE TWO PEOPLE SAY...

WE'RE PLAYING ADAM AND EVE IN

A PLAY...WANNA WATCH US PRACTICE?"

"OKAY!" SAYS HSR...

NOW,

EVE GETS INTO HER PART...

"ADAM, MY BEAUTIFUL ADAM...

WE 

LOVE 

ALL DAY AND NIGHT!"

"AND ONCE MORE AGAIN, MY EVE, RIGHT NOW!" 

SAYS ADAM...

"YES, WE SHALL...BUT FIRST...I'D LIKE FOR

US TO KNOW MORE!" SHE ASKS...

"I'D LIKE TO KNOW THE SOFT TOUCH 

AND THE ERUPTING JOY

OF YOUR SKIN...

NOW, COME HERE!" ADAM BEGS...

"YES, I'M COMING DEEP INTO YOUR ARMS...

AND AFTER THEY 

FINISH YET ANOTHER WHIRLWIND...

...SHAKING EVEN ALL OF THE 

GROUND, LEAVES, AND THE TREES!...

EVE REACHES UP 

AND PLUCKS

A FORBIDDEN FRUIT FROM THE 

TREE OF KNOWLEDGE OF

GOOD AND EVIL!

THEN, 

THEY BOTH PARTAKE!

AND AT THAT MOMENT...

...TOO MUCH BECOMES KNOWN 

TO BOTH OF THEM!

AND THEY ARE IMMEDIATELY BANISHED

FROM THE GARDEN!"

THANK YOU FOR HEARING 

OUR PRACTICE, SIR!"

"THAT'S OKAY...AND...

YOU GUYS SURE DID WHIP UP A STORM!"

GRINS HSR...

...

SO,

HE MOVES ON,

BUT,

HE NOW HEARS 

ONE OF THEIR NEIGHBORS SAY

"THOSE EXHIBITIONISTS ARE ALWAYS DOING THAT PLAY!"

NOT ONE FOR POLITICS,

HSR JUST MOVES ON AND SEES ANOTHER

PLANT GROUP

AND ITS 

LOVING CARETAKER!

"I THINK THAT'S ENOUGH FOR TODAY!"

THINKS HSR...

SO, 

HE PUTS AWAY HIS TOOLS AND 

ALMOST GOES BACK 

TO HIS PLACE,

BUT THEN,

HE REMEMBERS ABOUT THE CUTIE IN 4545

AND HE PRIMS UP A LITTLE AND 

AND KNOCKS ON HER DOOR!

AND SHE OPENS THE DOOR

"COME ON IN, HOLLYWOOD,

SHE SAYS, " I HAVE SOME THINGS ABOUT READY!

COME AND LOOK!

AND HSR SEES

A GREAT

EVENING IN

THE MAKING!

"I'M GOING TO TURNS THESE FOODS OFF FOR WHILE,"

SHE SAYS...

THEN, 

THEY MOVE 

CLOSER

AND, 

SOON

OUT OF NOWHERE!...

A

WHIRLWIND 

ERUPTS!

Love Toothbrush®

"In Party Town...

...when the Sun sets...

the action

might just be

beginning!"

"Dr. Delyla Dentina...

...ever since you added

your "Golden Proportion Prescription"

to my teeth,

Multitudes of Opportunities

have opened my way!

And I just want to say "Thank you!"

And the Wonderful Dr. Dentina replies,

"You have had The Beautifulness of

your Smile all of this time...

I just added a Stylistic Flair

for an Undeniable and

Knee-Jerk

Emotional Reaction to

your Pearly Whites!"

"Tell me, Dr. Dentina...

Who made

your Smile so...

so...

"Irresistible...if I may ask?"

"Cyril Alexander, " Doctor Dentina replies,

"I'd like for that to remain

mysteriously confidential!"

"I can understand, Doctor," replies Cyril,

"You're the Best!...

I mean, you have

such a long line of people

everyday...and that's just

to get into your Waiting Room!"

"Well, as you know, I have

hand-picked Associates that help me!

Otherwise, I couldn't

make it through the day!"

"Well, Thanks again for my

New Smile! And I'll see you soon,

Dr. Dentina!"

"Bye bye, Mr. Alexander," says

Dr. Dentina!

So, now..

I'm on my way to work!

And the day is just

starting out great!

But, wait!...

What's this?

a nice older lady is walking

across the street, and

some of her groceries fall out of her bag,

and roll down the street!

Gosh!...and some cars are honking!

...

So, after looking both ways,

I run to pick up

some of her groceries rolling between her

and me, then

I greet her

right there in the street

and we safely walk

and make it to the other side!

"Whew...safe!" I think to myself!

"Thank you, Sonny...you're

so sweet," she cries

as she then continues on her way.

So, now, I walk a couple of blocks down

to the bus stop, and

What's this!...

A pretty Bentley

pulls up along side me

and this lady says,

"Sir, I'm really grateful for you helping out

my Family Member back there!...

The least I can do is

give you a ride to where you're going!...Please

hop in...I'll take you there!"

"Why thank you, Miss!...I'll

take you up on that," I tell her, "I'm

going to the Winge (pronounced Wing) Plaza

on 4th!"

"Great!" she answers, "that's a couple of minutes away!"

So I get in and we take off

and that Bentley Beast

swoops away

with

a large reserve of

Hungry Power!

Now she says,

"I'm Dr. Stacy Lovelow! But you can



call me Ci Ci!"

And at the same time,

she gives me her card,

which I tuck in my pocket.

I tell her, "I'm Cyril Alexander, and

I work in Future Analytics!"

"You know, Cyril," she says, "I'm going out of the

country for two weeks on business,

but

when I come back,

maybe we can do some

Sweet Things together!"

"Sounds great!," I tell her.

So,

we get there...too soon...

"Here's my card," I say, "give me

a call when you're ready!"

"I stay ready, Honey!...And I'll



see you when I get back!"

...


Now, I get out of the car and

gently close her door

and she gives me a wink and a smile...

...which I quickly return!"

And I give a quick and sincere



stance of my Newly Weaponized Smile!

So, now,

I happily



head straight to the

front doors of

Winge Plaza!

And before going in

I

give the heels a good clickin'!

"Good Day, Mr. Alexander!," greets Arnold of

Corporate Services, "Hope you

have a Nice Day!"

"It's starting out

pretty well" I say.

Now,

I pass three ladies at the main desk...

And one of them says, “Hi there, Mr. Alexander!

Have a nice day!” and the other two

give flirting, girlish giggles.

I reply back,

“Good morning, ladies…and thank you!”

Now,

I walk to the elevator button, and press it,

and I start to think about the businesses

that I’ll be working with today.

The elevator doors opens, and

while I step in, the smiling elevator attendant asks...

 ...which floor I need, and

I say "The 50th, please!"

And as I ride up,

I take out Ci Ci’s business card and look at it.

It reads,

“Unlimited Assests Management, Where For A Fee, You Don’t Lose A Dime,”

President and CEO Stacy Lovelow,

Doctorate in Finance, Monaco, France.”

“Whoa!," I think...

She’s definitely Big Time!”

As I leave the elevator,

the attendant says,

"One day you tell me

 the name of your dentist, okay!"

I reply, "Sure, she makes the world

a smilier place!"

And wouldn't you know it,

as soon as the door opens,

and

I exit the elevator and

round the corner,

I almost bump into Reebee,

a hot co-worker that has her eyes on me,

or maybe it's just my smile...

but

anyway... she says,

"Oh, excuse me Mr. Alexander, ha,

we almost bumped!...

I know you have insurance!," with a big smile.

"Aww, Reebee,

you know you're the best!

And Good Morning!

I have to make a couple of calls,

but I'll get back to you!" I respond...



"Promises, promises, Mr Alexander!" she lets out.

So, I get to my desk, and have a sit down

in my comfortable and

ergonomic executive chair, and get busy.

But before I could make it to my second client call,

our group secretary alerts me that

I am to report to

the V.P. of Future Analytics Research,

pronto.

So, I go up to

the 65th floor,

and I check in with the secretary there,

who greets me, "Good Morning, Mr. Alexander!"...

...then I sit down in the reception room....

and the receptionist,

I notice,

takes a couple of glances my way

and asks me,

"Do you know a dentist by the name of Dr. Dentina?

Because,

I notice that you have the

"Starlights Smile Teeth Curvatures Package!"

"Well, yes, I do!," I continue,

"And I see that you opted for her

"In Motion Smile Package."

I could recognize it on you

right away!"

The executive assistant then confesses, "Dr. Delyla Dentina

has shown me how the architecture of the teeth

creates and synergizes

with the energy, impact, and the emotions of the viewer.

Oh, Mr Alexander...I want to ask you..."

And,

just at that moment,

a discreet buzzer lights the secretary's phone up,

and she says,

"Mr. Alexander, let's talk more later...and nice speaking with you!

Dr. Lola is able to see you now.

Please...through the double doors."

"Thank you very much! Your smile's a winner, young lady,"

I exclaim to her,

as I get up out of my chair

and head to the richly appointed oak doors.

The floors are shiny marble, straight from Italy,

I can tell.

And the view from 15 floors higher

makes a big difference.

Now,

I walk to the V. P.'s entrance,

and I slightly pull on one of the doors,

but both of the very heavy paneled doors

open together

with the greatest of ease.

"Wow!,"

I exclaim to myself,

"is this place laid out or what!"

as I walk into the office...

"You, hoo, Mr. Alexander!...

...I'm on this side!

Hi there...I'm Dr. Lola, V. P."...

And I respond back, "Hi there, I remember you...

I met you

a couple of months ago!"

"Good!" she says and adds,

"I have noticed your newly inserted algorithms, and

how they seem to  better predict

clients' actual sales numbers by almost 400%...

And your simple sales tips

for all of our clients

have significantly increased

their Net Profits!

I want to thank you

for your progress,

and,

the Board of Directors has noticed this too!...

they just quadrupled

your pay scale, too!

...I need you to work directly with me...

...if you don't mind...

so that we can continue to

pleasantly surprise our existing clients,

and to deepen our roster of large multinationals!"

"Your new office is now on this floor right next to mine,

just in case I need your input,

quickly..."

"Why thank you, Dr. Lola!

All of these good things are

happening so very fast!" I admit.

"Oh, please, call me Geena.

I'd say that things are coming along quite well, too, Mr. Alexander!

How about we talk about it

over lunch...at Ronaldo's!"

"You mean the one at

the "Top of the World" Building?"

on the 80th floor that rotates?," I inquire wide-eyed.

"Yes...that's the one!" says Doctor Lola, and she continues,

...

"Why don't you go check out your new office

and get comfy.

I'll see you at lunch

with another V.P. in a bit,"

Dr. Geena Lola assures me...

and she gives me a sweet, sparkling smile

that goes well with her sparkling eyes!

"Let's eat together at lunch then," I smile back!...

...

Now,

I walk into a nice hallway

and I reach my Reception Room...

OMG!


And now,

I enter the actual Office Suite, and

"Somebody stop me from fainting!,"

I exclaim, when I see this!...

"Top of the Morning to you,

Mr. Alexander!,"  says this Lady, "I'm

Vera...your new Executive Assistant!

I am here to get or give you

what you want

when ever you want

and however you want it!

just as long as you keep coming...

...with those Algorithms!"

"Well, thank you, Vera...

Nice to meet you!...

Now," I smile, 

as I take off my jacket,

"Let's make up some more Good Algorithms!""

May you have many...

..."I like being out here, 

where

I can feel HSR's spirit

and Many Things 

are made clear...

But I seek so Many Answers

to My Questions!"...

..."Love is in the Air!...

Oh, Yes, Yes,

Love is in the Air!

Love is more needed than Oxygen!

Sure, 

we need to breathe 

every few seconds or so...

every few seconds or so...

Oxygen gives us

Aerobic Power

so we can

run after and

chase Love!

But,

when we finally do

catch It...



we might be out of Breath!!"...










..."Many people just don't understand me

However, I do not blame them...

...they think that there is 

way too much 

complexity 

about me!...

...smiles!

"I know that it's still Winter and everything,

but, 

I can't wait

for the Flowers!"

"The Show and everything

is over now!...

...until next Friday!"

"Hi there, Lovelies!...

You know...I tried 

one of the

toothbrushing techniques

that the Creator of this blog

invented,

called the Winge Slide, 

and

...I Love it!

...especially on the lower teeth

as I slide on up! 

and when I look at the above gif...

it reminds me of gently brushing my hair!"

Meanwhile...Back at the Ranch!...











































Where's my cellie...

I need to call HSR and...

have him bring

Some Cookies!"






















































































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