Friday, February 23, 2018

My Boyfriend Just Got His Braces Off…And Now Lots of Gorgeous Women Are Shamelessly Hitting On Him—Right In Front Of Me!...Part 4.

"I'ma hit all-yalls...this world needs more Love!...and I'm the one to do it!...so take a deep breath...and...take it like a


"Real Lover!"







"I volunteer, Hollywood!...I'll


take it...and give it...like a Real Lover!...


...under two conditions! 

The first, it has to be with you...

and the second...


...I'll think of that later!"





"I Love Doctor Winge, the Dentist, for 

making the Love Toothbrush!

And because of that, he


started writing this Dental Adventure and Romance Blog!

He's the only Dentist 

who has risen to this level of

literary sophistication and 

he shares it with us weekly!

This Blog gets about 6 million 

hits a year!

Now, 

he's real, and I'm Cyber!

But,

when I see his Creation...

that Cyberboy, you know...

the "homo cybergraphicus," HSR, 

after the show...


he'll know what hit him!"






I Love this blog, too!

And I love HSR!

He knows how to treat women!

But...more specifically...

he knows how to


Love Me!"






The Cyber World and Human Dreams

have many things in common!


Both are constructs of the "Reaching Mind!"

And both can give

Direction and Intensity!

Oh...and also...

you don't need


"Protection!"





"Dr. Report!

I'm all dressed up and ready. to go..

Now,

let's just go inside and



"Lounge Around!"




"You Lucky Girl!

Well, Greetings Reader!...

I'm "The Official Bouncer and Let-er In-er!" for

Today's Blog!

All Readers must go through me

to get inside!

And...you!...reading this right now...

you can



come and slide (ouch!) on in!







"I have this new perfume called.

He Comes A-Runnin'!"

And

I just put some on...

now...


here he comes...


"Hi there, Irresistible!""








"Hey there!...

How's my Sugar Man?



You say that you got all the Sugar I need?

Ha!...

Well...


"Hey Taxi!...


We're going to the "Good Times Bakery!"







"So,

Let's go upstairs with me

and



you can prove it!"








"Wow!... you're Lucky lady...

Make him!

But you're right!

And this right here

is also the "Prove It To Me Blog!"

Yep!

The proof is in the Puddin'!

Well, hey...

for Today's Blog...

I'm the"Smooth Facilitator-Slash-Moderator-Slash-



Errthang Else!

I take "All Comers!""




So,

"Hot Stuff" Ladies In The House!...

I need to know how many ways

you plan to indulge that

Big-Chested and

Baby-Faced HSR!....






"Why, Thank you, Slash!...

Hey, Facilitator...

I like the sound of that...

It sounds so attention-getting!

But,

I must say...

"Wow, Doctor Report...


you're the only Dentist that I know who


comes to the patient's place 


and walks them back to the office for an appointment!


I must say that I do like the personal attention!


and this time, I promise to be the perfect patient!

But, I

must confess...

I did have a little piece of candy


so...

I'll be ready for your discipline

at the office, 

and


I can't wait"





"Thank you, Oh "Person Who Brings It!

Hey, HSR!...

Come on and give me some, HSR


How you gonna be so good


and then hold back on me


making me desperate and


wanting it even more!


Well, anyway...let's go inside and eat

and


I'll show you why you should change your mind!"







"Whoa...

I don't have to change...



My mind is made up!


Hollywood...when you 

look deep into my eyes


and give me your smile

and your patented 

tight squeeze


I know I'm in the right place!"







"Go on, Girl!

I don't hate the Game, and

I don't hate the Players!

But,

I do hate that

Time passes

and

HSR

has to leave my arms, too

and go to work in his Dental Office!

Because we all know that



a Man's gotta do what a Man's gotta do!

I'm just glad that I'm

"One That He Does!"




So...

What's next?"



"That Dr. Report's next!

I know that many have tried...

and succeeded!

And I


plan to be one of them, too!"








"OMG!

Hollywood, come here!


Can we "Hang?""







Now,...

you and your

"I like it when Dr. Report has client kids with no cavities!...His whole

attitude and everything...is better!"

smiles are

stretching your lucks

just incessantly

 eating the


good sweet stuff!"







"Hey, Dr. Report!...

I'm your patient Amanda!

Look at me!


Bet you can't catch me!"







Since his High School teacher wants to

expose the students more

to another completely different language,

She is having them learn Braille


And this is how the blog will

be presented today...

But the kids

and especially HSR


keep liking to peek at their


Pretty Teacher!










"HSR...I'm your "Double Spy" Contact!...




The information package, please!

What?

Is that the only way 

I can get it?


And it's going to take

at least two hours?

And you want to be my new

"Handler?""







"HSR!

I left my purse at your place,

but

I need a little sugar fix!...


What will I do for a can of soda?


Well, if you want to know,

just get one and


"Pop The Top And See!"







"Listen to your Parents!

I'm talking to you

especially, HSR!

You see,

HSR always wants to do 

what his older brother did

but,

sometimes it didn't work out!


And his sister is no one

to fool with!


But,

as you can probably tell,

Both Parents knew that 

unpredictable things


happen...

and..

they didn't send HSR to

a good PreSchool


for Nuthin!"

So, they gave him a choice!...

"Be a Dentist...

or we both...

take you in the Ring!"

...And the "Rest Is History!"





So, today,


HSR wishes to,

again,

scour the city's and countryside's

happenings with his

visual and audio telescope!

Yes!

This laser-assisted


technology allows him to hear

the sounds being produced by what he sees

through the lens!

and this preface is a

continuation of the thread from

"Can You Tell A...Smile By It's Cover?...,"

...

"HOLLYWOOD, MY DEAR

WHAT ARE


SOME OF THE THINGS THAT

YOU SEE

WITH YOUR SILLY LITTLE

MICROSCOPE?"

"TELESCOPE!...IT'S A TELESCOPE, SWEETIE!"

SAYS HSR, "AND, NO... I AM NOT A

PEEPING TOM,


LOOKING AT LADIES

THROUGH THEIR WINDOWS!...I JUST

LIKE WATCHING THE FUNNY THINGS THAT

HAPPEN IN THIS CRAZY CITY,

FROM THIS INSANE PERCH


THAT'S MY MOMMA'S HOUSE!"...

"WELL, GO AHEAD AND KNOCK YOURSELF OUT!...

I'LL BE IN THE BEDROOM RELAXING, MKAY,


DEAR!,"

SHE PURRS.

NOW,

HSR SWINGS HIS TELESCOPE AROUND

JUST LIKE A CAPTAIN


OF THE SEAS!





"OH MY!

WHAT A NICE


GARDEN SETTING!






"OH NO!

A MUGGING IN


REAL TIME!





"OH,

I'M JUST CALLING MY 

GIRLFRIEND'S


BOYFRIEND!" SHE SAYS...







I GUESS THERE'S 


NO SWIMMING TODAY!








YOUNG MAN!...

THAT TANTRUM 

WON'T MAKE THINGS


ANY BETTER!







HEY GUYS...

CAN WE


SOLVE THIS VERBALLY?







OKAY...

A FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD

CRAP GAME...


BUT...

UPON CLOSER EXAMINATION!...

I GUESS THERE WON'T BE ANY 


CHEATING!...




WELL,

LET'S TRY THE PARK!...






AWW, THIS IS


TOO SWEET!






GOOD JOB!...

BUT,

YOU MIGHT WANT TO


WATCH WHERE YOU'RE HEADED!






NOW, 

I KNOW THIS GUY IS FROM


MIT!






WAIT!...

IS THIS


FOR REAL?





I WONDER IF THIS 

"FAST-ON-THE-FEET" GUY

ALSO 


DOES BOXING?






TO GET TO KNOW HER

ONE MUST


WALK A MILE...

IN HER PANTS!









BLOCK PARTY!...

I WANT TO


GO THERE!






BUT, OF COURSE!

WHAT'S A WORLD


WITHOUT LOVE?





"HI, HOLLYWOOD!" SAYS THIS LADY

WHO CLIMBED 

WAY UP,

"I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU...

...CAN  YOU KEEP THE WINDOW OPEN

SO I WON'T FALL WAY 

WAY

DOWN

AND


TALK TO ME?"






THEN,

 HOLLYWOOD'S GIRLFRIEND

QUICKLY RUNS OVER AND 

SLAMS THE WINDOW SHUT, 

(OMG! DOES THE GIRL FALL WAY, WAY DOWN?)

AND HIS FRIEND SAYS,

"HEY BIG BOY!... 

I HAVE A


PLEASANT SURPRISE FOR YOU!"




























Love Toothbrush®                                           















"Some hot sauces are the spices


of life!  "




















OMG!...

This beautiful day is so nice!


I'm with my cute boyfriend, and

he has some pretty eyes



And,

yes!

He just got his braces off!

and now

he looks soooo good!

And his anatomically-optimized smile melts me



everytime!


So, we get a little busy


greeting each other into the New Day!

And it's "Scrumpcious!"

Now, we take a shower, and

Wow!...

It gets way more


Scrumpcious!

And after a long time...

we finally get ready!

Yes!...

we have a "Juicy Relationship!"

And I am so glad to have him!

I remember when we first met



in high school!

I had so many dreams


about him!

And all the other girls

just couldn't


get enough of him!

And now...

we are at a restaurant, and

I have to go 

to the Ladies Room,

and

this woman,


slyly slinks over and sitsin a 

booth next to us,

and waits for me to

go to the break room,

and then,

she says to my Man,

"Hi...remember our good times high school?

Well, I learned some New Techniques

that will totally "electrify you!"

Here's my number!"

Then she


gets up and barely leaves,

and that's when I come back!

Now,

I see that note for him

and I grab it and

"tear it up!"

...into extremely small pieces...

Just like that!

I'm tellin' you!...

These "Bs"

out there are Crazy!.

Leave me and my Man alone!

So,

now, after our meal,

we go to the Car Maintenance Place

to get an oil change!

...

"Good Day, you two!

What can I do you for?"


"Well, I'm overdue for an oil change," I tell him.

"If you want your car to keep going," the guy says,

"you've got to keep the engine oil fresh!"

"Okay...let's do it!" I tell him.

So, 

I sign the paper work,

and,

the guy calls out,

"Emma...

we got a "Quickie Lubie" right here!"

"Sure Sam," this lady says,


"as soon as I finish this hot wiring!"

"Well folks, 

I guess I gotta use the girls in back 

to get you out of here soon!"

So,

me and my Boyfriend walk back and

see this "crew!"


"We love doing Lube Jobs, so the pistons go in and out

with no problems!" says one of them!

"Personally," says another, "I like going

zero to sixty in...

twenty minutes!"

And the third one says,

"We want you to come back again and again

so we can do it over and over!"

So, 

those ladies do their job quickly and efficiently,

all the while 

checking out my Man!

I don't want to set them straight now,

because I don't want them

messing up my car!

And when they finally finish,

one of them bends 

way 

way

over by

the front tire, and says,

"You should get your break pads

changed soon!

Yes, you should come back and see us sometimes," as they oogle

at my boyfriend!


but you should leave your sister at home!"

"Thank you ladies," I sternly tell them,

but

he's my Boyfriend!"

"Okay...if you say so!" says one of them...

Now, we drive away

and...

what's this!...

I'm finding four, no

five slips of paper that they left in the

car for my Boyfriend to

reach out to them!

Wow!...those Hussies!

I ain't never going back there!

Well,

I  start the car and leave

but right next door

at the open air cafe

these women are making catcalls



and those calls aren't

for me!

"Hey, would you like to

go to the beach?" I ask my Boyfriend...

"Sure, Dear...I just Love you in

your bikini!"

And I smile...

But,

when we get there,

there's a whole lot of


this...

and a whole lotta 


that!

But,

I'm confident with 

my own body, so,

I slip off my clothes to show my 

bangin' 


bikini,

and we walk out to the water,

but

this girl,

on purpose,

bumps into my Boyfriend's arm!


and 



another girl in the water says,

"Hi there, Romeo!...I remember you!

But,

a wave gets her


and gets that   _____ch good!






Now, 

who are these people 

trying to get my Boyfriend's


attention?"

So,

we decide to go back in the water,

but,

this lady surfer passes by him and says


"You should go deep in the tube with me, Boy!"

And I think...

"The nerve of that girl!"




And later on...

What's this!

My boyfriend says,

"It looks like she's drowning!"


And I say, "No, she's not!...

...and don't give her CPR!...

She's just faking it!"

...

So, 

finally...

my Boyfriend says,

"Hey Honey, ya wanna go home 

and watch a movie?"

And I say, "Sure!"

...

But when we get home,

we watch the movie

a little bit, 

and then we 

decide to lay down


and 


wouldn't you know?...

...the 


"Sparks Start To Fly!"
















"You better keep Yo' Man "leashed up" and "on empty," Gurl!

'Cause once I tap him...


he ain't even gonna be thinkin' 'bout "Chu!"










May you have many...


...It works, Hollywood!...

For two nights,


I went to sleep expecting to dream about

you...and us!


Of course, we did

this, that,

and the other thing...


but then it starts to get crazy,

because, 

you want me to be


"In Stereo!"...



..."The Bright Lights!


and the Big City!


I used to give a blanket approval...and Love!...to this area!


And I really liked that song "Downtown!"


But, as I matured


I'm finding that not everything so pretty and luminous...


You have to watch your back...and your front!


But,

I still come down here because 


where else is the true nexus

of Civilization!"...




..."I'm so glad that we happened to meet

in the Ukraine last week!


and now,

that we're back  in the States,


there are so many things 


I'd like to do to you...I mean


with you!...



...smiles!









"Are you sure that

you want us to do this?


Because once it starts, 

you can't stop!


And, anyway,

you always say,


"A little  _____  never hurt anybody!"...

Come on!"







"Well,

I love puttin' a hurtin' on Hollywood

because



because his bad little self

deserves every last drop!"







"OMG!,

HSR...

Your "Realities"

even exceed



my "Fantasies!"






"Dr. Report,

The Bentley is ready outside,

and yes...

I have the


Grey Poupon!"







"So,

 you ran right on over here

after the Show?

Well,



I won't disappoint!"

















 "HSR took me to his place...and it was great!...but...

you can't pry his address out of me


even with 

a Crowbar!"                                           








Hollywood...

You're the "Love Of My Life!"

Do I ever want to leave you???"...

...




"No way!"





















"Hi, Erica!


You say that you want me to join you

in your

"Winter Wonderland?"



"Yes, My Sweet Dollie HSR!


Sure it's cold outside, and

and the snow is picturesque!...


But,  

the most fun for us is going to be


keeping each other warm!"













































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