Hollywood Smiles Report: Where Dentistry Meets The Red Carpet!...: Top Dentist Now Available “At The Drop Of A Hat” Worldwide...For A $300,000 Retainer…Plus Expenses…For The World’s Best Billionaire Smile! Part 5.

"I'm takin' over!...and...it ain't gonna be pretty for you!...that is...unless...

you're on my side...right, Reader?"

"Uhhh, HSR...you gross!...

but...

...okay...

let's try it!

"You see all those women over there

actin' "Crazy In Love?"

They're tryin' to get Hollywood's attention!

Sisters!...

do you

think that we"...?

"Good Morning. Dr. Report!

Good to see you again!

I just started a Cooking Class and

I'm learning how to make some really good dishes!

Last time, you said that you always Love my cooking!

and that you even like to help out...

especially...

when I'm wearing...

my "Little String" apron!

"Hollywood, my Love...

I'm putting on weight for you...

Do you

think

that it's going to

the right places?

"OMG!...Reader...

You surprised me!

You shouldn't

sneak up on people like that!

You liable to get...well...

this ain't the time and place...but...

Anyways!...

Welcome to this here "Love Free For All,"

But,

it ain't all free, because...

you are required to

push back hard!

Like you mean it!...yeah...just like that...My, you're good!"

"I used to try to get ready for HSR...

But, I found out that...

it's no use...

Now,

I've learned to just

take him as he comes!"

"So, you want to take me up in the Mountains for the weekend?

I don't know...because

I'm scared of bears and stuff!

What?

You say it's by

a small city that's safe?

with a couple of "Romantic Restaurants?"

And the neighbors mind their own business?

And I won't need to bring much?...

Well...

...I'm ready right now!"

"Hey, People!

I'm The Official "Make It Easy" Facilitator and

"Go To Person" for your eventful stay here today!

It's not going to be uneventful, because...

"Stuff's Gonna Happen!"

I won't let you down, but,

I will lay you down,

right behind me...

to get you comfy

as you watch

the adventures!

Now,

would you like to strap in?

Oh... excuse me...

not that...

but this kind of

strap in!"

Ladies!...time to free your heart's desire...

and

"get your things all out of bunch!"

Time to give it up!...

to HSR!

"Young Lady!...your turn...

and I must say that

you sure do "glow

with a magnetic confidence!""

Thank you, oh, Official One...

...with Sugar on Top!

...Hi there, HSR!

You sure are a Wild Man...and we're in the Wilderness!

I'm glad that I saw you last night, because

when I woke up this morning,

well...

between the comfort of my new pillows

and your warmth

I didn't even know where I was!...

...then

I realized that...

I was safe and warm in your arms!"

"Thank you, Facilitator!

I come to HSR in his dreams!

Sometimes,

he calls my name out,

and,

other times,

I just tap him on his shoulder

and show up

but...

no matter how we always meet again,

I'm always awake for him!"

"Thank you, Miss Facilitator...you know

I think that I saved HSR's life!...

I found him hiding in a cave,

and he was sleeping and cold and shivering

just away from the Danube River,

so I

helped him struggle and walk back to my place,

and I nursed and cuddled him,

over some days,

back to health!

And

you should have felt,

I mean...

seen,

the way he

thanked me profusely!"

"OMG!...

...if what you say is true...

and I have my sources to verify...

I thank you...

profusely!"

"That last one sort of brought a

tear to my eye!

I cain't live without His Love...

"Dat's fa reel!""

"OMG!

Dr. Report...

What brings you back to Australia,

"The Down Under Place?"

Wait!...don't tell me!

I think I know why...

...You just like the way

"Land Down Under" sounds!"

"Hi there, and

I just wanted to thank HSR

for putting the right oil

in my yacht engine!

tell him that I also

just love the way he

"Rocks My Boat!""...

"Sir, HSR!...

You're so "Royally Sweet!"

...However,

I don't know why, but

the Palace Guards are suspicious

and jealous of you!

And they are coming this way...

...right now!

So, quickly!...

hide under my dress!"

Hey!..

you and your

"I believe that the clouds

have messages for us

and we need to

learn to decipher those messages! "

smiles

are saying,

"Wow...those clouds look like they are in a

Sardine Can!"

The Full Compliment of your Personal Episode Today

is brought to you by

Of Course... a Horse...

You remember

"The Famous Mr. Ed," right?

Well, this special horse is

going to tell us

the whole of Today's Adventures!

"Hollywood always tells me that

he can't keep his hands off of me...

...so,

I'm just here

so that he can

keep it up!"

"Hollywood,

hey...

all of my roommates

are gone for the day!...and

we have the place all to ourselves!...

And there's plenty of food in the fridge!

You say that food is the

last thing on your mind?...

...well..

"Let The Peace Process Begin!""

Warning!...

Everyone within a three city-block area

may want to take cover,

or better yet...

get in a storm shelter

because the

"thinks-he-knows-it-all" HSR

is at again!...

This time

as an "Alchemical Chemist!"

And that simply means that

he starts like this...

but ends up like this!...

Exhibit A...

Notice that the smartest person darts

out of the room

before all "H" and shrapnel

break loose!

I'm telling' ya!

...call in sick for Chemistry Class!

You'll be

glad that you did!

"WT_!"

And there's one kid that wants to grow up

to be daring and

envelope-pushing

just like Dr Report!

And...from the looks of things

he's

off to a

very good

"Nuclear"

start!

But, truthfully,

Chemistry,

especially the "Dramatic" kind,

fascinates almost all of us!

...

And how HSR is still with us,

is fascinating , also, to a lot of people

because

like when he was in

"Top Dentist Now Available “At The Drop Of A Hat” Worldwide...For A $300,000 Retainer…Plus Expenses…For The World’s Best Billionaire Smile! Part 4.",

and

HSR was just having a GOOD TIME

WAY UP IN THE SKY,

WHERE THE ATMOSPHERE

MEETS OUTER SPACE

IN HIS SPECIAL GONDOLA

SUPPORTED BY A HYDROGEN ION BALLON,

WHICH CAN TAKE HIM UP

ALMOST TO "THE HEAVENS!"...

AND HE IS WATCHING PREDATOR VS

ALIEN! (WHOA!)

ON THE SCREEN,

AS HE JUST MINDLESSLY MUNCHES

AWAY!...

AND HE DOES A ZERO GRAVITY

TRICK

BUT,

ALL OF A SUDDEN...

AN EMERGENCY ALARM

GOES OFF,

WHICH MEANS THAT...

THE CABIN IS IN TROUBLE, AND

IS LOSING PRESSURE!...RAPIDLY!...

SO, HSR, WHO IS ALWAYS READY FOR

SOMETHING LIKE THIS,

DONS HIS PRESSURIZED SUIT AND PREPARES

TO JUMP OUT OF HIS LUXURIOUS,

NO-RESPOSIBILITIES

MAN-CAVE..."DANG!"...

SO,

NOW HE'S OUT IN THE HIGH SKY!...

WITH THE SURFACE

OF THE EARTH

QUICKLY COMING UP TO HIM!"

AND HSR DEPLOYS HIS CHUTE

AT THE RIGHT TIME...

BUT, HE SEEMS TO BE

IN THE WRONG PLACE, BECAUSE...

LOOKING DOWN

HE'S GONNA BE STRANDED FOR DAYS

OR EVEN WEEKS

IN A TROPICAL RAINFOREST

WHICH SEEMS TO

GO ON AND ON

FOR MILES!

SO,

LAST TIME,

IT RAINED A LOT!...

AND SOME REALLY STRANGE

THINGS HAPPENED...

AND THIS TIME...

IT

RAINS A LOT

AGAIN!...

(IT'S A RAINFOREST...DUH!)

NOW,

HE CRUISES OVER THE RAINFOREST CANOPY AND

FINDS A NICE PLACE TO LAND...

AND AFTER BEING STUCK IN A TREE

FOR A WHILE...

HE FINALLY FREES HISSELF!
...

NOW,

"WHICH WAY SHOULD I GO?"

HSR ASKS...

...

SO,

LAST TIME,

HSR FIGURED OUT

WHICH WAY TO WALK

BACK TO CIVILIZATION,

BUT,

HE ALSO DID SOME

HEAVY TRIPPIN'!...

SO,

THIS NEXT DAY HE CLIMBS

DOWN FROM THE

HALF WAY COMFY TREE

AND HE SEE SOME

FIRE ANTS

RACING TO THEIR NEXT TARGET!

"LET ME SEE THESE GUYS UPCLOSE,"

SAYS HSR...

SO,

HE LOOKS CLOSER, AND

SOME OF THE ANTS

TRY TO

SPIT ON HIM!

"I GUESS THAT'S THE SIGN TO...

MOVE ON!" HE SAYS TO HIMSELF!.

THEN,

HE WALKS AWHILE

AND SEES A PRETTY, MISTY WATERFALL

"YEAH,

I THINK I'LL GET SOME

GOOD OL'

H TWO OH, NOW!"

SO, AS HE WALKS DOWN, HE SEES

ONE

BIRD, AND THEN

ANOTHER

NOW,

AT THE WATERFALL BOTTOM,

HE SEES

A NICE SHOWERY MIST!

...

A BIRD SUDDENLY

MAKES A BIG NOISE AND

HSR TURNS TO THE SIDE

THEN THE BIRD

PEEKS THEN, JUMPS OUT THE HOLE

AND LOOKS AT HSR

LIKE IT'S TRYING TO GIVE A

MESSAGE!

THEN HSR HEARS

A TWIG SNAP!

THEN

HE TURNS AND SEES

A WOMAN!...

THEN HE RUBS HIS EYES

TO MAKE SURE ...

BUT

SHE'S NOT THERE...OR...

SHE NEVER WAS!

SO,

HE WALKS OVER TO

WHERE SHE

MIGHT HAVE BEEN

AND,

ON THE WAY HE

...JUMPS BACK!

SO HE GOES AROUND...

VERY CAREFULLY!

AND HE WALKS BY A

A PRETTY BLUE ONE!

AND, OH NO!

WAIT!...THAT'S JUST

AN ORCHID!

WHAT'S THIS?

ANOTHER BUCKET ORCHID?

MAYBE...

JUST MAYBE...

I'LL TRY SOME MORE OF THE

"TRIPPY JUICE!"

BECAUSE,

I'M LOST!...

IN THIS EFFIN' JUNGLE,

AND WHO KNOWS!...

IF I'LL EVER GET OUT!...

SO,

HE FINDS ANOTHER TREE NEARBY

TO COOL OUT ON

THEN, HE IMBIBES SOME OF

THAT "ORCHID SAP!"

AND,

IN THE SNAP OF FINGER,

SHOWS ITS INITIAL

PHARMACOLOGICAL

STRENGTH!

"WALK DOWN MY

HALL," SAYS THE

PSYCH LADY!

"HSR...

PLEASE...LOVE ME...

LIKE THE RAIN!" SAYS

THIS REAL LIFE-LIKE IMAGE!

IF HSR HAD A MIRROR...

HE MIGHT SEE

THIS!

THEN,

AN IMAGINARY CLOUD PASSES BY

WHICH SMELLS JUST LIKE

JUICY BACON!

NOW,

THE SAP GETS INTO SECOND GEAR!

"THE SUN SHO IS

PRETTAY!"

IT LOOKS LIKE I'M GOING SOMEWHERE!

...BUT WHERE?

"HERE!" SAYS A VOICE AND IMAGE,

"COME WITH ME DOWN INTO THESE

CLOUDS!"

AND HSR THINKS,

"NO!"

"YOU CAN SEE YOUR GIRL

FRIEND, IF

YOU COME WITH

ME!"

"NO!"

AGAIN THINKS HSR,

IN THE BATTLEGROUND OF

HIS HALLUCINATING MIND!...

"YOU CAN WATCH TV ALL NIGHT!

AND

VIDEO GAMES

ALL DAY WITH YOUR

GIRLFRIEND...

YOU AND I

SHOULD SEE EYE TO

EYE, YOU KNOW...

...COME INTO THE

CLOUD...

I'LL

EVEN GIVE YOU A

SMOKE!...HERE!"

NOW,

HSR THINKS, " I GOTTA

RUN AWAY FROM THIS DUDE!"

THEN,

THIS NEARBY BIRD SQUAWKS,

"UH OH,

_ _ _ _ GOING DOWN!...

AND THIS ABOUT-TO-GET-HUNGRY

BIG CAT THINKS,

"IS THIS DUDE GOING TO

FALL TO THE GROUND...OR WHAT?"

Love Toothbrush®

"If you don't go inside of it, you may never know what whatever it is, is like!"

"Yeeee Haaa!"

says

Billionaire Klaus "Little Nose" Von Gangstermeister

as he races and

swoops swiftly

down the mountainside!

But,

just then,

an errant

Go Pro Snowboarder

gets close

and Klaus takes a spill

but he is otherwise

able to continue!

Then,

after,

Klaus attends a Birthday Bash

with plenty of this

going on!

And Klaus goes outside to do some

crazy stuff,

but,

unbelievably,

he doesn't even

acquire a scratch!

Then,

later that day...

he goes to the gym to exercise,

and there are a lot of cute girls

there!

...

"My," says Klaus,

"That Young Lady there

is totally serious!

So,

the Secret Billionaire Klaus

asks another lady does she need a "spot!"

And she answers, "That's nice of you...

...your place or mine?"

After which, Klaus gives her a big hug

and just laughs it off!

Then,

he passes by two friends,

and they whistle and wink at him

and say,

"Hey, Klaus, you should stop by our place later

and we can show you a new routine!"

"Well, let's just see about that!"

smiles Klaus,

as he continues on...

Then ,

he goes to the tread mill and warms up

but,

...oh, no!

Klaus brings the house,

or rather, the weight station,

down...loudly!

Yet, he still emerges unscathed!

Not even a sore spot!

So, after a little more

stuff and excitement,

Klaus

finally gets in his car

and does some

donuts!

And as he nears home,

Klaus's Grandmother calls him

and tells him that

his younger brother, Adalgar,

went out drinking

and he and his girlfriend got too serious

and she injured his

lower lip,

and it needs stitches!...Right now!...

So,

the Billionaire Klaus wastes no time calling

the only Dentist he knows...and trusts!

Dr. Olah Orala!

"Dr. Orala! Hi there!

...We've got a serious problem!" says Klaus "Little Nose" von Gangstermeister!

"Klaus!...Good to hear your voice!

...Are you hurt?" asks Orala.

"No, not me...it's my brother!...

His girlfriend bit his lip

too much...

and tore it open!" says Klaus!

"I'll be right there, "At A Drop Of A Hat!"" promises Dr. Orala...

and Klaus hears the Doctor mumble

something to his staff

in the background,

and then the Doctor comes back on

and assures Klaus,

"I'm headed your way, now!...

But Klaus...I always remember you being the

risk taker!...and

you rarely get injured!"

"Isn't that the truth, Doc!

acknowledges Klaus, "Now, my

Little Bro gets a little amorous, and

"Pow...Right In The Kisser!""

"I'm out the door, now," says Orala,

"Expect me soon!"

So,

Dr. Orala leaves his humble

abode

and

on his way out he

glances at one of his latest

art acquisitions

and the Doctor "Zens" a minute or two

with

a garden assemblage

and then he spiritually connects

with

the clouds

and "El Sol!"

Then,

Dr. Orala

glides

to his personal airport

and tries out his new personal jet

to get to his destination!

Now,

he settles into the cockpit

area...

and his assistants just love the

pretty views!

and

with the speed of things

these days...

Dr. Orala lands in about ten minutes!

And makes haste over to Klaus's place

in less than 30 minutes,

in a specially-made and "Tricked-Out"

Mobile Office that has a

really streamlined, versatile, and functional

interior!

"This won't bother much," consoles Doctor Orala,

as he places some self-dissolving sutures,

and he also gives a short course of

antibiotics, "After the swelling goes down,

you shall be back to normal,

and as good as new!...and please tell your Lady Friend

to...you know..." winks Dr. Orala!

And Adalgar smiles and says,

"Thanks, Doc!

So, what do I owe you?"

And Dr. Orala smiles,

"It's cool...I'm

on retainer...and I attend to your every Dental Need...

No matter Day or Night!"

...

So, everything turns out okay,

but,

you can bet

that Adalgar's Girlfriend is still going to be

somewhat aggressive, because

they both like it that way...

but now...just not

with the lip

too much!

"Careful out there

y'all!"

May you have many...

"Oh give me a home

where the buffaloes roam...

and I lies with Hollywood all day!...

..."I love to paint with water colors!

all you do is add a little color to some water

and paint Nature in the pose that you desire!

Ya know what?

Next,

I'm going to see if I can

use HSR as my canvas!"...

..."I've been debating people about

what "Freedom" is

and what it really means

...and if it is a right

or is it really a privilege?

I do know that, without it

life may not be the best

that it can be!

And is "Freedom" given...

or is it taken?

I guess that if you are

powerful and blessed enough to have it though...

it's a moot point!"...

..."Dr. Report!...I'm here!

Our chartered jet is reserved and waiting

But they need to know if you want to go to

Monaco or Venice first!

Oh, you want to go to Trinidad?

That's cool!"...

..."HSR...

I am part of your subconsciousness

I'm awake when you're awake

but I'm still awake when you're asleep!...

keeping away all the stuff that's not

right for you!"...

...smiles!

"Oh, hi, Sir...

I'm just a customer

waiting for my Hollywood

to call me on your phone!

I don't use cell phones anymore...

because...

(Ring, Ring, Ring!)

Please excuse me, Sir...

"Hi Hollywood...

I'll be outside in a sec!""

We were at

Rowena Dumlao-Giardina's Mega Travel Party!..

and

...we found HSR's wallet

that fell out of his pocket

at the party last night,

and we called him, and