The Mouth Is The "True Center Of Passion!"

""RISUS EST SEMPITERNUM"...Reader..."your smile is forever!"...especially if I have



my "out-of-this-world" way!"





















































"Is it your way...

or the highway?...

Well, since you're

"Front and Center" with Hollywood

on this Blog...



I guess it's "Your Way!""






















































"Tonight,

HSR's gonna get

what's coming to him...

but don't worry...

...he asked me to do it!










































"It looks like you kept your sweet promise



Now, I'll have to keep mine!

So, per our mutual verbal agreement...

...I'll toast to that!"

"I don't know when



and I don't know where,

but...I do certainly 

 know how!"

"Hi there, Reader!...

I'm opening the

Reality Door for you!

Greetings!

Now...

...I've been watching you

as you

scroll down

and,

I want you to keep

on!"



















































"OMG! Dr. Report!...

Every time I come in our

Backyard Secret Garden,

I feel like 

Mother Nature's Daughter!

"Oh, you like my outfit?

..Thank you, HSR...

I'm glad that you notice, because

sometimes you stare at me 

so intensely that

what's on seems to not matter!"






"Hey there!

I'm the "Ready For You" Emcee!

And I'm all "Ready...Set...and Go!" for you!

Right Now!...


But...


Are you ready for Me?

Well...ready or not,

here I...

come!"




"Now, People...

This is the lurid and eye-opening testimonial part

where we get to hear

about how HSR "Tickles All Of

Our Fancies!





Go head girls and



shoot yo'



best shot!






"Muchas Gracias, Miss Emcee!

and thanks for the chance to

"Make It Plain!"...

...you know...

I've had some relationships in my life,

and

my Heart has Loved deeply!...

Sometimes...

with a profound and desperate want

that is not met!

And my Heart won't be satisfied!

But such is the "Nature of Love!"

However, I always put my Heart

on a platter 

and willingly 

serve it !

"Uh oh!

Hollywood!...

A tornado warning

for three days is in effect!

That means, "Oh no,"

we

have to hide in the storm shelter 

for three day and three nights!

Wait...that's a, "Oh, yes!""











































"Whoa!

It looks like there's a

silver lining to that lady's cloud!

And it looks like she wouldn't even mind

going through an "Earthquake"

with HSR!



That's just the way it

is around here!

Sometimes, HSR makes light bulbs go "On"

in Ladies' Heads!























































"Dr. Report!...

Cindy Tan referred me...

I'm a Gum-Shoe Private Investigator, and

I've been checking you out!

And you know what I found out?

I found out that...

...we should have met

a long time ago!"

















































"Walking in the rain with the one I Love

Feel so fine...







Walking in the rain with the one I Love

on my mind!"...















































And it doesn't go without saying

that

you and your

"The ground of the Earth made trees so that the land and the animals

can have some shade

and be cool"

smiles

are

buckling in

for the action!



















































And believe it or not,

your Revealing Episode is brought to you

through the Music, the Dance, and the Song...

...using one of India's

Favorite Stars!

"Step step, side to side!...

Hey, Hollywood!...

I'm DJ-ing at the Club tonight!

If you want to,

you can help

with the lights 

and the cameras

...and I'll deliver the Action!"



























































The Track and Field Sports

require the utmost in

focus and strength!

And many times

you can see it on the

competitor's faces!

And every once in a while,

a new technique is introduced...

that just may work!

But when it comes to mis-steps and 

mishaps...

HSR is right there

with the best of them!

Here, he ended up needing months 

and months of

regenerative and therapeutic rehab 

message 

and consistent rubbing...

...from this "tender-yet-excitatory-fingered" Professional!...

...Poor Baby!

And,

while chasing a puppy across the field, 

so it won't get hurt,

HSR ended up...

well,

we won't show you all the gore...

but,

you can probably guess

the outcome!




And you can probably guess

that this next outcome that HSR

must face,

won't be so clear-cut...

...or so easy!...

since he got knee-deep

in complications during

"Oh Boy!...Now, These Machines Have Some Serious Teeth! Part 1."

and there,

HSR

HAS BEEN 

RAISING CAMELS 

WITH HIS FAMILY

IN THE SAHARA DESERT

EVER SINCE HE WAS

A LITTLE TYKE!.

HOWEVER,

THIS DAY,

A MYSTERIOUS WOMAN

COMES OVER TO HIM

WHILE HE

IS

GRAZING HIS CAMELS

AND

SHE ASKS,

"I NEED YOU AND YOUR

TRUTH-PERCEIVING ABILITIES

TO ACCOMPANY ME

TO FIND THE "EMERALD 

OASIS"

IN THE DEEP DESERT,

WHERE UNPARALLELED 

AND IMMENSE TREASURES

AND 



SACRED FORMULAS  

ARE HIDDEN!"

"LONG AGO,

THE "ANCIENT ONES"

PUT ALL OF IT 

THERE,

TO BE FOUND,

ONLY BY "ONE WITH A TRUE AND PURE HEART...

WHO WILL TRULY HELP

THIS WORLD!"

BUT, HSR BLURTS OUT,

"THE "EMERALD OASIS"

IS JUST A FAIRY TALE!...

IT IS SAID TO  APPEAR AND QUICKLY DISAPPEAR 

RIGHT BEFORE YOUR EYES

IN THE 

SHIFTING SANDS!"

"BUT, YOUNG MAN... YOUR NAME IS HSR, RIGHT? SHE ASKS...

"HOW DID YOU KNOW?" HE ASKS, SURPRISED...

"YES...I KNOW YOU AND YOUR NAME FROM THE STARS...AND 


THE NEIGHBORS!" SHE REVEALS, "AND

I NEED YOU 

TO HELP FIND EXACTLY WHERE IT IS!...

...FOR US...

AND FOR THE HOPE OF MANKIND!" 

PLEADS THE WOMAN...

"IT IS FORETOLD THAT

IN TWO NIGHTS, 

A LONG-AWAITED CELESTIAL

ALIGNMENT WILL OCCUR, AND THE

TREASURES OF THE EMERALD OASIS 

CAN BE REVEALED!...TO THOSE

WHO KNOW WHERE 

AND HOW...

TO LOOK...

...BUT...

WE MUST BE THERE AND READY!" FINISHES THE WOMAN...

SO, 

HSR, 

WHO KNOWS THE AREA 

LIKE THE BACK OF HIS HAND,

AGREES, SINCE

HE IS AN ADVENTUROUS ONE

BY HIS DNA...

NOW,

HE SAYS TO THE LADY,



WHILE LOOKING AT THE STARS

"IT IS BETWEEN 

NORTHEAST AND 

EAST NORTHEAST!"

AND,

AFTER SOME OBLIGATORY PRAYERS...

THEY FINALLY START 

THE FIRST STEPS OF THIS UNSURE 

JOURNEY, WITH THE WOMAN

BRINGING THE REAR, AND HSR

LEADING THE WAY

AND, 

THEY MAKE THEIR TREK DEEPER 

INTO THE SEARING HOT SAND,

BUT,

IN A WHILE,

A GIGANTIC SAND STORM 

STARTS TO ENVELOP THEM 

BUT HSR IS

NOT DETERRED!

OMG!

THEY LUCKILY FIND REFUGE

IN AN ABANDONED TENT 

IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE,

EXCUSE ME,

IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT,

AND IT IS THERE,

AFTER A WHILE,

THAT HSR IS

COUNSELED BY THE WOMAN

TO FALL ASLEEP!

NOW, HSR QUICKLY

CONTACTS, OF COURSE...

"THE SAND MAN,"

IN NO TIME, AFTER CLOSING HIS EYES...

BUT HE STARTS TO KICK AND FLAIL SOME

AT THE START

OF HIS VIVID DREAMS...

SO,

THE WOMAN HAS TO HOLD

HSR

TIGHT WITH WARMS HUGS

TO KEEP HIS BODY STILL

A LITTLE...

NOW, HSR DREAMS ABOUT STRANGE

THINGS

THAT SEEM TO HAVE

FLUID MEANINGS...

THEN,

HE HAS VISIONS OF HIS CAMELS

IN A MEMORABLE MOMENT



AND A GIRL HE ADMIRES BACK HOME

ALONG WITH HER SISTER



AND HIS BIG BROTHER,

WHO IS A GREAT WARRIOR...

AND HIS BROTHER SEEMS TO SAY,

"IN THE GREAT DESERT,

ONLY BELIEVE 

SOME OF WHAT YOU SEE, AND

A LITTLE BIT LESS

OF WHAT YOU HEAR,

BUT TRUST 100%

OF YOURSELF!"

...

NOW, IN HIS WINDY SLEEP, HSR

DREAMS ABOUT

A CHARACTER...WHO SPEAKS,

"I AM THE PRINCE

OF SANDLANDIA...AND SHE 

IS MY PRINCESS!"

"YOUNG MAN,"

THE PRINCE SAYS,

"PLEASE LISTEN VERY CAREFULLY...

...TO FIND THE EMERALD OASIS 

AND COME BACK SAFELY

YOU MUST TRAVERSE THE LANDSCAPE 

OF YOUR INNER SELF"...

...

"NOW," THE PRINCE CONTINUES,

IN HSR'S DREAM,

"GO AND SPEAK TO 

THIS WOMAN IN FRONT OF YOU"...

"YOUNG MAN, PLEASE COME IN"...SAYS THE LADY,

"I HAVE BEEN WAITING CENTURIES

FOR SOMEONE...THE RIGHT ONE...

TO ENTER

HERE!

PLEASE, SIR...SIT AND INHALE MY MAGIC OILS

"YOU, SIR...THE ONE WHO 

PERCEIVES TRUTH...

...I DO NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE 

ABOUT TO EXPERIENCE!.. 

BUT...

THIS WILL OPEN WIDE DOORS TO 

THE PATHWAYS ON WHICH 

YOU NEED TO GO!"

NOW, HSR THINKS TO HIMSELF,

"HOW MANY LAYERS IS MY DREAM GOING TO HAVE TONIGHT?"

AND THEN, 

THE POTION...

HITS HIM...

HARD!...

HSR TILTS BACK IN HIS SEAT...

THE WOMAN SAYS, "SIR, JUST RELAX...

AND DO NOT HOLD ANY THOUGHTS!

"OKAY"... SPEAKS HSR...

"OMG!" 

HIS DREAM BODY

IS WHACKED WITH FEELINGS SO

OTHERWORLDY...

AND HSR THINKS, "I WONDER WHERE ALL OF THIS IS TAKING ME?"...

"HSR," THE WOMAN SPEAKS...

NOW, 

HSR OPENS HIS EYES IN HIS DREAM

BUT, 

NOW...THE WOMAN LOOKS LIKE THIS!

"HSR, JUST LOOK, AT 

BUT 

DO NOT STUDY, THESE TABLETS!"...

...A FLOW OF THOUGHTS WILL EMERGE...

...JUST FEEL THEM!...

AS YOU OBSERVE!

NOW, 

TAKE ONE MORE POTION...

...HERE...

THAT'S RIGHT!"...

"DO NOT BREATHE IT OUT!

HOLD IT ALL IN!...

...THAT'S RIGH...JUST LIKE THAT!

NOW, HSR FEELS 

FAT IN THE FACE 

AND THE EFFECTS COME ON SO

STRONG THAT HE FEELS LIKE

HE IS HIT BY A 

NOW,

HE SEES

AND THEN,

"WT EVERLASTIN' _ !"

NOW, THE WOMAN SAYS,

"SIR, TO IMPLANT

THE NEEDED SUBLIMINAL NEURONAL CONNECTIONS

...DRINK THIS 

AND HSR SWALLOWS EVERY LAST DROP!...

IMMEDIATELY HE SEES

HIS CONSCIOUSNESS ASCENDS!...

AND HE NOW SEES 

A PICTURE OF HIS GRANDMOTHER

AND A PICTURE OF 

...HER GRANDMOTHER!

MEANWHILE...BACK ON REAL EARTH,

HSR IS 

SWEATING PROFUSELY IN HIS SLEEP!

AND THE WOMAN, SEEING THIS,

THINKS, 

"HSR IS GOING THROUGH A LOT...

I MUST KEEP HIM CONNECTED 

TO THIS REALITY!"

SO, TO COOL HIM, 

SHE UNCOVERS HIM, 

AND,

SHE 

WORKS HIM!...

TO REMIND HIM THAT HE IS 

STILL...

A STRONG MAN!

...

NOW, HSR,

STILL IN HIS FRENETIC DREAM

SAYS, 

"OH, 

THAT'S MY 

CAMEL, ALYA!"...

NOW, 

THE MAGICAL OIL WOMAN SAYS

"WATCH THE PATHS AND MESSAGES OF THESE

ORBS!

...MANY PEOPLE WILL TRY TO INTERCEPT 

YOU AND YOUR TREASURES

ON YOUR JOURNEY!

BUT...THEY ARE NOT TO SUCCEED!...

I AM SENDING SHAA

WITH YOU 

AS BACK UP...

...TO APPEAR ONLY WHEN NEEDED!

REMEBER, HSR...YOU ARE "THE PERCEIVER AND DISCOVERER 

OF TRUTH...WHO WILL!...HELP SHOW THE TRUTH APPARENT!

NOW, RISE WITH THE SUN 

YOUNG MAN...

AND START YOUR 

JOURNEY OF DESTINY!

THEN,

HSR'S DREAM ABRUPTLY

COMES TO AN END!

YET, HE STILL SLEEPS!

BUT, 

JUST THEN,

A RED FOG

EVILLY ENTERS INTO THE TENT!

AND THE WOMAN KNOWS 

THAT 

SHE MUST ACT QUICKLY!

SHE HAS SEEN THE FOG BEFORE, AND SHE

KNOWS THAT NO ONE PERSON IS A

MATCH FOR THE ENVELOPING 

CRIMSON CLOUD...

BUT,

TWO PEOPLE CONNECTED...

HAVE SUPREME IMMUNITY!

SO,

SHE SHOUTS, 

"BE GONE 

YOU EVIL HAZE!"

THEN, 

SHE REALLY "BONDS" 

IMMEDIATELY!...

WITH HSR ONCE MORE!

...YES!...

AND IT WORKS!

NOW, 

THE RED FOG

IMMMEDIATELY SENSES THIS 

INTIMATE CONNECTION...

AND ANGRILY...MOVES ON, 

UNSATISFIED...

WITH THAT...

HSR, STILL IN THE SLUMBER,

SLEEPS IT ALL OFF

ONE WHOLE DAY MORE,

UNDER THE STRONG 

AND RECURRING

HOTNESSINGS AND PROTECTIONS 

OF THE WOMAN, 

FROM THE RETURNING RED CLOUD,

AND FROM THE THREATS OF THE 

WINDS OF THE 

WHIPPING 

AND HOWLING 

SNOW STORM!

AND FINALLY, 

HSR WAKES UP AND SEES

THE WOMAN...AND SHE ASKS,

"HOW DO YOU FEEL?...

YOUR SLEEP WAS RESTLESS!"...

WITH DANGERS ALL AROUND!

AND HSR SAYS,

"THAT'S STRANGE, BECAUSE I HAVE

AND FEEL MORE ENERGY

IN MY BONES THAN EVER!"..

.BUT WHAT'S THIS...UNDER ME...

POKING ME!"...

HSR TAKES HIS HAND AND

REACHES UNDER THE CARPET

ON WHICH HE LAYS

AND HE UNEARTHS AN

UNEXPLIANABLE CRYSTAL!

"OH MY GOSH!...HSR,

YOU HAVE FOUND THE

"ROCK OF VISION"

THAT WILL REFLECT THE LOCATION

DURING THE ALIGNMENT!...

WE, INDEED,

ARE BEING HELPED RIGHT NOW!"

SHE EXCLAIMS...

"BUT...WE MUST LEAVE AT ONCE!" SHE SAYS...

"YES, WE MUST!"



HSR SAYS

WITH A DETERMINED AND CONQUERING VOICE!...

BUT

JUST THEN...

HSR'S INNER MIND

IS WARNINGLY JOLTED BY A VISION

OF SOME "SAND PARA-HUMAN" THREATS

THAT LAY AHEAD!

"WE MUST BE CAREFUL!" WARNS HSR...

AND AFTER SOME WALKING

HSR ENCOUNTERS SOME ENEMIES

AND MUST

VANQUISH THE ANOMALIES!

GREAT!

AND AFTER MOVING FARTHER ALONG...

HSR ENCOUNTERS A HUGE MONSTER,

BUT,

HSR IS QUICK ON HIS FEET

AND WITH HIS SWORD,

TO SLASH THE UNDERBELLY



OF THE BEAST!

THEN SUDDENLY,

THE SKY GOES DARK

LIKE SOME ATMOSPHERIC POWERS

WANT TO JOIN THE FRAY!

"HSR, THE WOMAN POINTS OUT...

LET'S HIDE IN THERE 

FOR A WHILE!"

"GOOD IDEA!," SAYS HSR ," THINGS SEEM TO BE

GETTING WORSE

AS WE GET CLOSER!"

SO THEY AND THE CAMELS

GO IN THE CAVE

AND HSR LOOKS BACK AT THE ENTRANCE...

"HSR! LOOK AT THAT!" THE WOMAN SAYS...

"SOMETHING DOESN'T SEEM RIGHT, HERE!" 

SAYS HSR...

"YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT THAT, YOU TWO!" SAY THIS

UGLY CREATURE!

THE TREASURE THAT YOU SEEK 

IS VERY CLOSER TO HERE...AND

YOU MAY HAVE IT!...

JUST LEAVE THE WOMAN WTH ME! 

HA HA HA!"

"NEVER!" SAYS HSR,

AS HE PULLS OUT HIS SWORD!

"THAT'S FINE WITH ME, TOO!" 

SAYS THE CREATURE.

THEN, 

HE CALLS OUT, 

"RONOCK! HERE'S SOME FOOD FOR YOU!!

AND TO THE OTHER SIDE,

A VISCIOUS MONSTER EMERGES!

BUT HSR 

STANDS READY!...

                             

Love Toothbrush®

"Keep your body

together!...

It's all that

you

have!"













































































At first glance,

Man

and woman

have many body parts in common...

But...

Not all of them!

And those differences make

all the difference in the World!

Humans don't increase in numbers

like the way bacteria

split in two...

and fungi grow

and give off

spores to form more of themselves!

...

It goes without saying that

we Humans

have a very different way

of increasing our numbers!

And, while we won't get into

the specifics as to how it's done...

(Hey, you guys...

this ain't that

kinda blog!)

...we will say that

of all of the body parts

involved in Passion, that are legal on most

streets to use,

are

parts of the face and arms

aka

PDA

or

Public Displays of Affection!

like hugging

and holding

and maybe a little

pecking

and

short and sweet ones!

But...socially...

any thing more than

3 or more seconds ...

"Get A Room!"



But why is

"Lip Locking"

so popular, and a starting point for

"Lots of Other Things?"

Well, let's see!

...

From a survival Point of View...

we can go less than three weeks without food...

and...

we can choke for about three days without water...

but

only about three minutes without air!


"Excuse me...

I can't go one minute

without Love!"



Thank for your input, Miss...


But first things first!

The Brain

is the chief organ,

which allows us to process all inputs and execute

the necessary functions!

It's like the

"Big Man On Campus!"

And one can't feel feelings

without the brain!


But...

out of all of the other

external structures of the head...

the Mouth is tasked with

the most functions!...

like communicating through

verbal language

and eating

plus drinking

and even for some play and

teasing!

Of course,

we have breathing in

and out!

...

Now, the mouth parts seems to

have a lot, if not more,

afferent nerves and 

nerve endings per unit centimeter

than any other body part!

So, no wonder that a sensuous kiss

can 

make some people faint!

It's like sensory

overload!

Also, during a prolonged kiss,

is all the oxygen used up?...

making people feel hypoxic?

It's a known fact that

when the body needs more oxygen...

the heart

beats a lot faster!

"My boyfriend makes my heart go

"Pitter-Patter, for sure!"

And the mouth can be used 

to send signals for others 

to

accurately interpret!

Sort of like putting the pedal 

to the metal to 

get up and go!

So,

The Mouth,

with all of its anatomical

and physiological functions,

not only helps us to live 

and enjoy

everyday 

life!"

"Hey!...

...I'll drink

to that, Boyee!

"I think that the Human Mouth is

very important for us!

I mean 

can you imagine not eating, drinking, breathing,

or  speaking,

if I have to!"











"HSR really is

my

Center of Passion!"

May you have many...

..."Aaah, yes!...It feels so good 

to be up and about

with my new, fully articulatable,

HSR Doll Body!

That old one was whack!

I think I'll go outside 

and walk around the neighborhood!

Gee!

The Sun's warmth 

feels so good!"...

..."Hi there, Handsome!

You live in the same building as I?"

asks this Lady...

"Good Day, Miss...

I guess I do!...My name is Dr. Report! 

And your name?" inquires HSR.

"My name is Veronica...

"I see you are on your way out, Doctor...

I'm in #116...

So 

if you ever need any sugar or something...

stop by anytime!" Veronica smiles!

As HSR walks

further down the street,

a little poodle warms up to him.

Now, the dog's owner

observes, "Whoa, Mr.!

My dog can spot a man

with a Kind Heart

...a mile away!...My name is Sophie!"

"Hi, Sophie! My name is HSR," says HSR.

"Well, Mr. R, I hope to see you later," says Sophie 

as she twists away...

Then, 

a fine Doll of a Woman

walks along side HSR and asks,

"Excuse me sir...but...

were we ever Lovers?"

"OMG!," bursts HSR, "I don't think so

because, 

I don't think that I would have ever let you go!"

"Well thank you Mister...you sure know how to feel 

a girl good!...

Well, I'm off to work, Sir!...

See you!"







"All these pretty women around," thinks HSR, "

I must be at the right place

at the right time!"

Now HSR turns right and

walks through a park!

"Hi, there!," says this

woman, my name is Jane, and

you sure are big and strong!...

almost like a Tarzan!...

Would you like to play

my game called,

"You Tarzan, me Jane," a little?"

"OMG!...I'd love to Jane!...I even have a loin cloth!

But, 

I can't do it right now," admits HSR.

"Well, maybe in the future...I'm here a lot... Bye Bye, Tarzan!"

So, now, HSR walks a little more

and 

whistles a happy melody!

"I think I'll go to the Mall," thinks HSR.

And when he gets to the Mall's Food Court...

"Young Man," says this Lady, 

"You have beautiful eyes and 

a really strong chin...

You must do Modeling!" she guesses.

"Naw, I am a Dentist!" admits HSR.

"Well, I'm terrified of Dentists," says the Lady, 

I had a bad experience once!"

So,

 HSR gives her a business card, and says,

"I specialize in Dentophobias...

Gimme a call one day, 

if you'd like!"

Now,

the Lady just rolls her eyes and leaves!

Now HSR walks through Macy's...

"Hello, Sir,

May I 

take your measurements?" a Sales Lady asks.

"What do you need them for, may I ask," asks HSR.

"To salivate over them...no...just to

try a nice suit on you!...

...You're a dashing Man, you know!

and, Mmmm...

you smell nice!...what's the

name of your cologne?" asks the Lady.

And HSR says, "I didn't put on any!...you

might call it "Eau de Sweat!"

Now,

the Lady giggles a lot 

and bats her eyes, and says,

If you ever need a 

suit, 

I'd Love to wrap you up in one!"

So, Doll HSR 

walks back to

the Food Court to

get a bite to eat...

"Hollywood, is that you?" asks this 

woman.

"Wait...are you Jenna?" asks HSR

"Yes, I am!... and I'm still waiting for that 

good stuff that

you promised me in High School!

Instead, you got with that

cloth and clay girl named

Rebecca Kerin!

She thinks that she's "All That!"

And she is!...

but...

Well, any way...

Here's my number!" says Jenna.

Now, HSR passes by a Kung Fu School

"Hi there young Lady," asks HSR,

"are you a Kung Fu Expert?"

"I practice Kung Fu, but I

am still learning!" she says.

"Well, how long have you been doing it?" asks HSR.

"At least 15 years," she admits.

"Well, can you beat up a big

football linebacker?" asks HSR?

"I may not need to...the linebacker and I might even become...

the best of friends!" sages the Lady!

"Well, do you give lessons? asks HSR.

"Only if you are ready to work the hardest that

you have ever worked in your life!" warns the Lady.

"I'm going to need to 

think about that one!" reacts HSR.

Then,

while on the move,

HSR gets whistled at by a group of pretty

sisters!

And further down the street

he spots a store 

and decides to go inside for 

"a little fun!"

so he walks in,

and there's a crystal ball

on a table, and some chairs...

and a woman sultrily slinks in an takes a seat

across from HSR.

"Good Day, Sir!

You would like some information?"

"Yes, I would" says HSR.

"You do realize that you may leave of your own free will

at any time?"

"Yes, I do!" says HSR, "I'd also like to know what's 

going to happen to me tonight!"

"Well," says the Fortune Teller,

"Right off, you may meet 

a beautiful someone 

that you may not be able  to resist!"

"However you must be careful...or

you will

be overtaken by her charm and wit!"

"Tell me, Miss Teller," asks HSR,

"I'm ready now...but... Is that such a bad thing?"

And she responds, "Only if you like doing things, but



you don't know why!" she completes.



Then, that Lady leaves,

and another Woman comes in

and she asks,

"Sir, would you like to be a "New Man?"

And HSR says, "Yes!"

"Then, 

look deep into my eyes," she commands.

And when HSR does, he sees

a question... 

in search of an answer!

"Sir...would you like for me to be your best friend?" asks the Woman.

"Only if I can be your best friend," smiles HSR!

"Have you ever experienced the 

"Gaia" of your mind...

where... 

you are interconnected

with all?"

"I'd Love to try!" confesses HSR.

Well, now...when I 

snap my finger,

your Spiritual Flood Gates will open!...Are you Ready?"

"Yes!" pronounces HSR

Now, 

she snaps her finger...

and...

"Gaia" pervades the whole store!

and...

...the next morning!...

The Woman snaps her finger and 

HSR opens his eyes

and boy!...

does he ever feel so reinvigorated 

as he wakes up to the sight 

of the two Beautiful Smiling Ladies!

And this Lady asks,

"How do you

feel, Sir?

"I feel like making another appointment

with you two...

...ASAP!

The "Gaia" gives My Mind a

Sharpness and clarity!"

cries



HSR!...

...smiles!









"The Show is over,

and it's dark outside!

Let's go bundle up, mkay, Hollywood!"

"Hi, Dr.  Report...

I'm a Freshman here at

U. S. "MF" C.

OMG!

I'm your

First Patient ever?"