The Last Secret Baby Tooth! Part 11.

"With my Sunny Gif here...I'm checkin' you!...and HSR out!...Come in!...My Blog is your

Blog!...

...I want to feel your Reading Eyes...



...All over me!"

"Thanks for the surprise, Hollywood!...

I liked it!"

"Agent Report!...

I'd Love to

show you why

Blogostovia is better than

Blogoslovakia for your

Overseas Headquarters!"

"Yes, I'm your Dentexa, 

but I'm also your

Body Guard!"

"You're joining me just

in time to reach

the

Mountain Plateau where

everything here takes place!...

That's it...

we're almost there!"

"I just like eating Cotton Candy!

It tastes good and all...

but...

Don't tell my Dentist!"

"Now that

we're all here

let's get

"All Laid Back"...

on My Mountain

Plateau!...and Make it Groovy!"



















































"I'm just watching HSR



cut the grass!"




































...Hollywood!...

I was thinking about you...

when I tried on this dress!

At first, 

I didn't know

how it would feel...

But it feels light and it

is as if

what

is covering me,

is just passing by

only to leave!

But,

the fabric is still around,

offering a fun coverage!

Do you want a strong wind to

make my

Dress do a "Marilyn Monroe?""












































...HSR!...

People say that I'm

showing it!...

...That's Right!.

Not only

do you

Blow My Mind,

But...

You

Blow My Hair!











































"If you get between

Me and My Hollywood!... Then

it's on!"











































"I do want to

sail away

with you

in a Big Boat

But 

I want to

stay 

inside the Harbor!"

Now that you're

all prepared and

out of the House...

you and your

"I like planning for the Future, but I Really Love Living For The Moment!"

smiles

are

trying to stay awake in

a

Calculus and Exponents

Class!









































The Symphony of Words that

you will be

getting today

is being told word for word

by

our Talkative Cell Phone Friend!












































"I just can't believe

the pretty Eyes

that



My Doctor has!"...









































"You want to take

My Hand



out of My Pocket?"

It's Summer...

It's Hot...

And why should

Fido have all of the

Fun?

Yes!

Hollywood to 

the Rescue!




WAIT!...

WE ALL KNOW THAT IT'S USUALLY

...HSR THAT NEEDS A RESCUE!...

AND HE IS

REALLY NEEDED ONE IN

"Meet "Dentexa!"...The First Digital... Dental Personal Assistant! ,"

AND BEFORE THAT

IN

"Smiling And Laughter…Open Up Wide, Say Aah, And Take These Medicines Now! Part 3."

WHERE HE GETS

THE COLOSSAL IDEA

TO HOOF IT TO

BANFF LAKE



IN ALBERTA, CANADA,

AND TO GET THERE




HSR AND SOME OTHERS

BOARD A BIG BUS

AND THE LONG TRIP

STARTS OUT LIKE 

A REGULAR

RIDE...

WITH THE DRIVER

PAYING 

FULL ATTENTION

TO THE ROAD!...

AND 

THEY ARE MOVING ALONG 

DOWN THE THOROUGHFARE

AT A GOOD PACE...

BUT,

ONE TIME,

THINGS GET A LITTLE

BIT TOO

OOPS!...

BUMPY!

...WHOA!

THEN, 

AFTER A WHILE,

A NICE LADY 

SAYS TO HSR,

"HI THERE, SIR...

PLEASE COME TO THE BACK WITH ME!...

SO, 

THEY BOTH GET UP 

AND WALK 

TO THE BACK

AND SHE PRESSES A SECRET BUTTON

AND A 

PRIVATE CHAMBER OPENS UP

AND THE 

OTHER PEOPLE ON THE BUS

CAN'T BELIEVE THEIR

EYES!

NOW, 

HSR SEES

"THE GOOD 

STUFF!"

"BEFORE WE GET STARTED...

WHAT'S YOUR NAME, SIR" SHE INQUIRES...

"I'M HOLLYWOOD...

...HOLLYWOOD SMILES REPORT!...

AND, 

I JUST GRADUATED 

FROM DENTAL SCHOOL!" HSR BEAMS...

"DENTAL SCHOOL?" SHE SAY,

"WELL, THEN...

YOU

PROBABLY GIVE

"GOOD MOUTH!"

...AND THEY BOTH LAUGH!...

"I'M LAKOTA, LAKOTA BRILL!...

WHY DON'T WE 

MAKE OURSELVES 

MORE COMFORTABLE?"

"SOUNDS GOOD," SAYS HSR...

SO, THEY

GO A LITTLE WAYS MORE BACK 

AND

OMG!

THEN, 

LAKOTA LOOKS

INTO HSR'S EYES 

AND SAYS

TO HSR,

"LET'S RELAX SOME!"

AND, 

FOR THE REST

OF THE RIDE 

THEY DO

JUST THAT!

BUT, 

ALONG THE WAY,

HSR LOOKS OUT THE WINDOW

AND SEES

"OMG!,"THINKS HSR

AS HE 

GETS BACK TO LAKOTA...

AND FOR A SHORT 

SQUIRT...I MEAN SPURT,

HSR 

DREAMS 

THAT HE HAS TO

GET OUT AND 

HELP!

BUT NOW 

THAT THEY ARE 

FINALLY AT 

BANFF,

LAKOTA STRETCHES 

AND WAKES UP

HSR,

AND SHE SAYS,

"I LOVE YOU,

DR. REPORT!...

...AND I'M GOING TO MISS YOU!...

I'M HEADING FURTHER NORTH TO

MOUNT ATHABASCA!...

MAYBE WE 

MEET AGAIN!"

NOW, 

THEY TAKE A LONG TIME 

PHYSICALLY 

SAYING GOODBYE!...

SO,

AFTER ALL THAT, 

HSR TAKES HIS BACKPACK

AND 

EXITS THE BUS...

OMG!...

IT'S 

BEAUTIFUL!...

SO,

HSR

HIKES A WAYS

AND WHOA!

THERE'S THAT BEAUTIFUL

LAKE!

NOW, 

HSR

FINDS A GOOD SPOT 

AND STARTS TO 

SET UP HIS TENT

NOW,

HSR GOES DOWN TO THE LAKE 

AND TRIES A TRICK HE LEARNED 

FROM A FRIEND!...

SO, 

HE GETS CLOSE TO THE WATER,

AND PUTS HIS THUMB IN

AND WIGGLES IT,

AND 

OMG!...

HE GOT A BIG ONE!

NOW, 

HSR HAPPILY MAKES 

A COOKING CAMP FIRE!

"HI THERE!" SAYS THIS 

WOMAN, "I'M A LITTLE LOST

AND A LITTLE SCARED!"

"WELL, LITTLE LADY...

COME AND HANG WITH ME 

IF IT SUITS YOU!

SO THEY COOK THE FISH AND 

EAT A MEAL,

AND SHARE JOKES AND STORIES

AND A LITTLE LATER,

THE AURORAS

BECOME

APPARENT!

THEN SUDDENLY,

A BUTTERFLY 

FLIES AROUND

AND LANDS ON

HSR'S

FINGER!...

WHICH IS A WONDERFUL SIGN 

THAT THE WOMAN 

UNDERSTANDS!

AND THEN,

SHE 

LOOKS IN HIS EYES!...

AND ONE OF THEM SAYS,

LET'S CHECK OUT

THE INSIDE OF

THE 

TENT!

...

WAIT!...

SOMETHING NEARBY

KNOWS...

WHAT'S UP!...


...


SO THE MORNING COMES

AND

HSR WAKES UP

BUT

THE LADY IS GONE!

SO,

HSR PACKS UP HIS TENT

AND TREKS A LITTLE

TO THE LAKE AND HE SEES

SOME BOATS...

AND A WOMAN

THAT WORKS THERE,

OFFERS TO TAKE

HSR AROUND THE LAKE...

FOR FREE!

SO,

THEY BOARD THE BOAT

AND PRACTICE A LITTLE



AND NOW,

THEY SAIL



AWAY!

"THIS IS YOUR FIRST TIME HERE?"

THE LADY ASKS...

"YES!...AND I LOVE IT HERE!"

SAYS HSR, "AND

THIS LAKE IS

JUST



TOO BEAUTIFUL...JUST LIKE YOU,

YOUNG LADY,"

WHICH MAKES HER SMILE!

"YOU SHOULD REALLY

COME HERE," SHE SAYS,

"IN



JANUARY...IT'S TOO NICE, THEN...!"


AND THEY KEEP



GOING

AND

THEY PASS BY A HOTEL



AND OTHER THINGS,

LIKE A

TOUR BOAT

AND THEY GO UNDER A

BRIDGE...

AND THEY SEE SIGHT 

SEEING PEOPLE IN THE SKY

AND

PEOPLE ON A CLEAR-BOTTOM

VANTAGE POINT, AND

ANOTHER BOAT RENTAL



PLACE!

...

THEN,

HSR SAYS,

"I'MA TAKE

A LITTLE SNOOZE!"

AND HE DOES



JUST THAT

FOR A WHILE,

AS SHE PADDLES!

AND AFTER

SOME MINUTES,

SHE WAKES UP HSR

AND SAYS,

"WE CAN

STOP IN MY PLACE HERE

AND GRAB A

BITE TO EAT,

IF YOU'D LIKE?"

"SURE," SMILES HSR

SO THEY GO INSIDE

AND A LITTLE TIME PASSES,

AND SHE ASKS HSR

TO HELP COOK BY SAYING

"WOULD YOU

LIKE TO

PUT SOME

MEAT

IN THE OVEN?"

Love Toothbrush®                                           































































































"May

Beautiful Light

Shine on Your

Pretty Face!"































In an earlier Episode,

The Dentist

barely escaped a Mountain that just



"Blew Up!"

Quick Background: 

Our favorite Dentist 

is going to do

one thing 

for the first time 

in this harrowing adventure…

...he is going to fall unconscious! 

OMG!...

This arduous and difficult journey

all started 

when he disobeyed 

a very strange woman 

who brought a very strange young boy 

into the Dental Office 

with a very strange Baby Tooth...

...to take it out!

The Dentist succeeded in finally 

getting it out,

after much wrestling with it,

but it flew off somewhere 

in the Treatment Room!...

However...

the very strange old woman

warned and implored 

the Dentist to

"leave it lost...do not retrieve it!...

for it has unmentionable powers

that must not fall into

the wrong hands! Please...

just forget about That Darn Baby Tooth!"



So, 

the Dentist heeded her words...

...for a little while!

And then, 

after the woman 



and the little boy left,

and the Dentist was about

to go on a break...

he saw something "sparkle"

under the chair

in a hard to reach place!...

Whoa!...

It was 

the tooth!...

Now...

he was warned by the woman, but 

he was a little curious, too!

So, 

he bends over to touch it 

and maybe 

pick it up,

and right then...

..."poof!"

...the Dentist vanishes!...

into thin air

and 

...into another

dimensional Space and Time!

Yes, 

this Tooth has Untold Importance,

and maybe this Dentist,

unbeknownst to him,

is needed to save

something very important!...

maybe like...

all of Existence itself!...

Really!

This Tooth...

belonging to a Set of Twenty,

is one that

seemingly

has special meanings and powers...

...so much so that 

other evil forces

and people now  

are mightily plotting the Dentist's  

imminent and painful demise 

to gain this

"Last Secret Baby Tooth!"

Yes, 

since being interdimensionally transported,

the Dentist has been caught 

between many rocks 

and hard places, 

one right after the other 

(like him choosing to 

jump off of a cliff...to 

save his life!)…

But, 

how he manages to keep slipping 

and wiggling his way through,

to keep surviving,

we don't know…

but, 

finally…

it seems like his luck and blessings 

may have 

finally run out…

unless…!

Last Episode,

after defeating a vaporous being

that morphed into a man,

all while falling at

ever-increasing speeds

into an endless dark abyss,

the Dentist thinks,

"I need to act,

to stop my

deadly fall!

And, to do so,

I must turn my sword downward

with force

to curve my falling path

and stop my fast decline

and start

to head upward again…

but the speeds that

I have attained,

and the curving

I need to do,

to stop my possibly splattering

on the bottom of this

forsaken ravine

are producing unbearable

G-Forces upon me…

…to the point to where

I feel myself

blacking out

in this difficult, windy turn"…

Then,

I loudly shout out

a soul-deep and body-tightening scream,

as I protectively clutch and squeeze

the Baby Tooth and the Sword,

knowing that this is

the probable end!...

…and I thank the Tooth

for giving me more excitement

than I could ever imagine,

and I thank the Sword for saving me

more times

than I could ever remember,

and then,

I close my eyes…

I don’t want to see

what will happen

to me next anyway!...

…and as I black out...

I seem to see no visions appearing…

just quiet darkness…I'm blacked out!

…for what seems like an eternity…

at least it seems!

It feels like Time fluidly passes on,

but I can’t tell…

I’m knocked out!

Yes..it feels like a lot of it has passed…

but now…

…I slowly gain

a growing

consciousness...

I might have slept for an eon, or two!

...I feel rested…

OMG!

…I'm waking up!

But,

before I open my eyes,

I decide to

take an inventory of my body…

…I feel like I am on a soft bed,

I barely wiggle my fingers and toes;

all of them

seem to be okay…

…the air around me

is a warm room temperature…

I take in a slow shallow breath,

to be unnoticed…

I think I’ll slowly open my eyes,

ever so slightly,

so that

if any one

is watching me now,

hopefully,

they will not know

that I am awakening…

So,

I'm laying down flat on a bed looking up,

I see… an opulent ceiling with

chandeliers,

and the noises around me…

are pulsating rhythmic beats…

I figure that I am in a

huge harem

mansion

in the desert

with many belly

dancers

all around!

Taking my hand, I slowly

feel for the Baby Tooth Pendant,

around my neck…

and to my amazement…it’s still there!…

...along with another small pendant…

that holds the Sword!…

So far…so good,

I have Sword Protection,

and

I have Baby Tooth Direction!

I open my eyes up all of the way

and sit my body up on my elbows

and look around…

it is a Harem…full of

beautiful wiggling belly

dancers…

and we’re probably

in the middle of the desert

in this tall and wild tent

with debauchery all around….

I turn to another direction,

and I see tables

full of food and drink…

and more nubile and agile

dancers!

I move to the edge of the bed

and lift my self to stand up.

In a loose-fitting, flowing gown,

and some easy-feeling slippers

with the toe parts curving up,

with small things

at the tips of

both shoes,

I slowly walk over to the table…

And

I remind myself that

I am

just a guest here…

and that things can

turn deadly

in a moment’s notice!...

It feels inside of me like

I am going to meet the person

who runs this place

sooner than later…

…I reach out my left hand,

and pick up a

rich-looking glass goblet,

and put it under the running liquid

in an ornate, gold fountain…

But before any of the liquid

can fall into the glass,

so that I can quench

my currently very deep thirst,

one of the writhing dancers

bumps me with her

ample and undeniable hips…

I turn my head her way…

she is seductively sashaying…

and she has sharp and hypnotic eyes

that look like there is

something scary behind them

and that

she should be kept at a distance,

and maybe even feared.

She sensually writhes her arms

in waves

and

ends her movements

by artfully pointing to something

that is behind me…

It’s almost like

I don’t want to,

but...

I turn around, and…!

I see a person

dressed almost like me

in an opulently flowing gown,

but that face… 

…his… 

…his face

repeatedly

changes quickly

into another face…

…and some of those faces…

…belong to the people I know…

It then opens a

mouth-like opening and speaks,

”You have done well to still

have the Dentite Tooth intact and in Prime Condition!…

But,

while other forces

would rather you destroy the Tooth,

which will upset the balance of things…

…I, on the other hand…

…I implore you to proffer

that Primary One to me!...

 so that the Destiny of the Historic Set

can heretofore

be Gloriously

Cemented!…and

I shall…

attain my Rightful Place...forever!

Now, quick, you!...

Give me the The Last Secret Twentieth Dentite!

It took three million years

to magically mix,

biologically engineer,

and collect all of them!”

Now,

the speed of his

changing faces quickens…

“Tooth Sayer!”, he barks

with a serious and deep

vocal earthshaking rumble,

“Give it! And I'll share Power with you…

…Or...

...I take it…and you shall End!"...

As a second or two of silence passes,

everyone’s eyes in the room

are transfixed on us. 

I look around,

wide eyed…

“You’re taking too long Tooth Sayer,"

the man says impatiently...

"I’m making your mind up

for you now!” he warns

with a table-shaking growl...

"Part Man, part Monster...

It’s a 

"Manster,"

I say to myself...

The Manster now takes

one of his hands

and grabs

the sword handle

on his side.

The Manster

now pulls it out of the sheath

slowly…

but it’s long…

too long…

Almost five extra feet long!

Now,

I take a deep gulp,

and feel that something around my neck

is warming up!

I raise my hand

to touch the Tooth and the Sword necklaces…

The Sword pops from there,

and becomes long...and it

levitates out in front of me,

to my left side,

blade up, shiny, and ready!

I grip the sword well,

as if shaking the hand

of an old dear friend,

then I

quickly whip it

in two small

wrist flips…

putting all of the people here

on notice, too!

“Where are the other Nineteen Teeth,

and what kind of power will they

all bring

together?,”

the Dentist asks.

“You question me,

the Powerful One?,” the Manster blurts out,

“They’re protected in another dimension,

almost like the one

from which you just came!”

Hear this, Tooth Sayer, I give you this one chance!

Give it up, now!"

...

I tell myself,

"I must attack to win…

and I must not hesitate…

even if I see the face

of a family member

on this humanoid Manster!

Now,

they each gain

their fighting stances,

indicating their mutual dangerousness.

The Dentist tries to switch hands

and use the mighty Sword

with his right hand, his dominant hand…

…but every time he tries to

toss the sword to his right hand,

the sword jumps back to the left,

and each time,

the Dentist follows up

by taking a deadly swing!...

Some of the dancers now

take out darts and swords



from their hair

and waists

and throw them at the Dentist…

Now, the Doctor,

swinging 360 degrees around,

with blurry-quick

and renewed vigor,

and with much big help

from His Sword Mate,

slaps each dart and dagger

back to the women

that threw them,

causing them to fall hurt.

...

Other dancers 

and some guys

now

take up swords and other arms,

so now

the Dentist must fight

people all around him,

while running between tables and

knocking

over chairs!

What's this!...

The fountain is knocked over

and

what he thought was

Wonderous Quenching Water

is really a vile super caustic

and burning

Acid,

because it starts sizzling

against anything it touches.….

In this Violent and Deadly Fight,

every time

he slashes

one of the belly dancers, they

disappear!

and this keeps happening

until only the

Manster

and the Dentist

are the only ones left!

Now they both

dig in their stances,

like Samauri...

looking to end this

Biggest Of All Battles!

Now,

the Dentist

takes the 

Offense and

Surges a Supercharged Spirit

into his Sword...

which shakes and startles

all of the land

around!...

And they battle for

Three Days

and Three Nights!

and the Weather is

terrible...

but...

at the End

of the Third Night....!

TO BE CONTINUED!...

"You say that you

want to

"Get Started Early?"

Well,

let's go inside first!"...




















May you have many...




..."Hollywood is

coming up

to My Peak

And 

When He Reaches

The Top

With Me

OMG!...

That's

Him

on the Horizon Now!"...

..."Hello, Dr. Olah Orala!

HSR wants me to

give you a message...

And that is...

May You

Have A Nice Day!"...

..."Hey, there!...

I'm just Kicking' Back

And making up

Hypotheses

as I go along!

Some times

I wonder

why We Wonder at things!...

We could never 

make the 

Big Bang

Repeat!

Because It's 

All Rhetorical Anyway!...

...smiles!

"I don't know why my Second Life

Creator just

plopped me in the

middle of this Desert!...

but,

thanks for pulling

over 

and stopping

and giving me

a Ride!

You wouldn't 

happen to have

any Water, would you?"

"Okay, Hollywood...

Now that you're through...

I want to get into 

Your Head!...and 

fondle

Your Mind!"

 Please don't get it wrong...

it is still the Survival Of The Fittest 

out here in this world...

...the Jungle part of Earth 

where we are 

has just been paved over 

with concrete...that's all!...

...so stay armed 

with Constant Battle Readiness!...

...and...

...Love as much as you can!...

"HSR...

This is a

nice party 

and all,

but,

now let's go to My

Place for some

Individual Attention!""

 Meanwhile...Back at The Place That Always Makes You Feel Better!

"Psst!...

...Did you want to see me?"

"There you are Agent Report!...

You really are

a "Spy in the Shadows!"...

And you're 

more handsome than

that Spy 

"James

Whatshisname!""

"Flattery will get you everywhere,

but nowhere right now...

...what do you desire?"

"Just a little Information

on the new

programming languages

 that Google, Facebook

and Amazon are 

switching to for 

Continued Dominance!"

"Come on, now!...

Their new 

Programming Languages are

common Knowledge...

and Proprietary!...

Everyone knows that!...

What's the real reason that

you want to see me?"

"Okay...I'm Busted!...

I just really want some 

Talk with you!...

...and to maybe 

"Double-Agent"

with you in the 

future!

I must say that

you make

Espionage

'Anticipatory' again!"

"I'ma have to think about that!...

Are you from

Blogoslovakia or

Blogostovia?"

"Neither... 

...I'm from Bloganistan!"





"OMG!...

Well, then...

in that case...

I'll see if you like

My Spy Books!"










































Agent Report is

about to connect with an

Undercover Spy

at an

out of the way

Museum!


And once inside

...from nowhere...

this lady shows up

behind Our Agent

and says,

"Agent Report...please follow me upstairs!"

And, once there...

"Agent Report...

I had the Micro SD Chip for you...

but Someone took it from me!...

I know that this puts 

both of us

in a very precarious 

position!...

It looks like that Billion

Dollar pay off 

will have to be canceled!...

But, what shall I do?

And Agent Report says,

"This whole thing is

a setup from the start!...

We have to leave...now!

I saw some Enemy 

Assets 

outside!...

Let's go!" 

says Agent Report,

as they get away!

"Hey... How do you like  my



Friday Dental Hygiene Outfit!"

The Best Dental Comic Book!