“I Gotta Run Faster!...And...I Shoulda…Stayed Inside the Party...In The Castle!...But I...Made a Bet that...I wouldn’t get...Lost!...OMGosh!....
There’s...another Sound!”...
“Please be Careful! It’s Halloween
...and Things
may get Really Scary!...
...I know that I’ma keep
‘All My Eyes Peeled!'"
“They say that during Halloween, we can ‘be’ somebody else!...
But that
‘Somebody Else’
seems Hungry to take us over!
"Secret Agent Hollywood Report!...
Everyone knows about
Your
Annual Halloween Party,
but I hear that there will be
'Certain Intelligents'
that will 'Engage' to
Expose, Create, and Deny
Top Secrets...
...Right Then and there!...
So,
while you Guys are Partying...
I'll be on the Lookout!"
"HSR...We got word
that
You're going down
The Amazon River, again!"
"He gets
Lost in Space,
and lost at Sea, but
He is not a
...Lost Cause!"
"Is that the Same Party
that
I warned you about...Last Year?"
"For the Last several years
every time We go to this Place,
I get scared and hug You tight!...
...Can We go their again?"
""I Love this Outfit!...
It...
gets me gigs
all up and down
the month of October!"
You and Your
'I like some of the Costumes that People are wearing'
Smiles
are
liking
liking
the Party!
This
This
Halloween Fun
Episode
is
brought to you by
a Friendly
If You are
ever in a Forest,
please don't forget your
Flashlight and
fully charged Cell Phone!
Yes!...Just like a Boy Scout...Be Prepared!
HSR's Prepared, right?...Oh...He didn't get the Memo?...
Well,
He's gonna get what
He's gonna get...
...just like in,
"My Oh My!...She Is So Pretty...And...Her Teeth Are So Spectacularly Gorgeous
And White...That...
If She Wanted To...I'd Let Her...Bite...My Neck!"
So...ON BREAK FROM HIS
SECOND YEAR OF DENTAL SCHOOL,
HSR GETS SOME LAST R.E.M.
SLEEP, DREAMING ABOUT
DONUTS!
...YES!
...EVER SINCE HE WAS A KID,
AND SEEING DONUTS BEING MADE
HE HAS BEEN A BIG FAN
AND
A BIG DEVOURER OF THEM!
SO, HSR JUMPS OUT OF BED AND
GETS READY
AND RUNS TO THE
SHOP FOR SOME OF THEM...
AND ON HIS WAY,
HE SEES A PRETTY LADY...WHAT?
AND HE'S IN SUCH A HURRY THAT HE
OF COURSE,
BURNS SOME
DOUGHNUTS!..
AND ON HIS WAY IN THE SHOP
HE SEES SOME PATRONS JUST
HAVING A GOOD TIME
SATISFYING THEIR SUGAR CRAVINGS!
SO, HE BUYS SOME...
...BUT...
THEY DISAPPEAR...
RIGHT BEFORE HIS VERY EYES...AND
HIS VERY MOUTH!
OH, WELL,
...
NOW,
HSR HAS TO GO TO WORK!...
BUT AN OLDER LADY
STOPS HSR ON HIS WAY TO HIS TRUCK AND SAYS,
"YOUNG MAN, I DON'T KNOW YOU,
BUT,
I HAVE A FEELING THAT YOU ARE GOING TO NEED THIS!...
AND SHE GIVES HIM A STRANGE RING!
AND SHE CONTINUES,
"PLEASE USE IT IF YOU HAVE AN EMERGENCY!...
IT WILL PROTECT YOU!"
AND THEN SHE WALKS AWAY...
SO, HSR LOOKS AT THE RING
AND THEN HE LOOKS UP...TO THANK THE LADY...BUT...
SHE'S GONE!...
DISAPPEARED!...WHOA!
"WELL, I'LL SEE IF I NEED IT TODAY!" HE SAYS TO HIMSELF, AND,
"MAYBE SHE KNOWS SOMETHING ABOUT ME THAT
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT MYSELF!...
I'M ALSO GLAD THAT I HAVE
THIS!"
SO, HE CONTINUES ON TO WORK
AND THIS TIME
HE HAS A JOB AS A
MIRROR REPLACEMENT
TECHNICIAN...
HE HELPS PEOPLE WHO
BROKE
A MIRROR
OR,
IF THEY JUST WANT A REPLACEMENT GLASS.
SO, HIS FIRST JOB IS TO REPORT TO
A CASTLE!...
...ON THE FAR SIDE OF TOWN... WHERE...
HE'S NEVER BEEN BEFORE!
AND HSR MAKES
IT ON OVER,
AND HE FINALLY GETS THERE...WHOA!
BUT THEN,
ALMOST IMMEDIATELY, WITHIN SECONDS!...
...AS IF ON CUE!...
...IT GOES FROM HAPPY AND
SUNNY, TO...
AN
EERY DARKNESS!
SO, HSR GETS OUT THE TRUCK WITH SOME NEW MIRRORS
AND WALKS
A GUSTY AND UNWELCOMING PATH UP TO THE
FRONT AREA
AND HERE'S THE FRONT DOOR
...SHUCKS!... IT OPENS...
BY ITSELF!...
SO, HSR,
WITH WIDE EYES,
WALKS IN
...SLOWLY AND GINGERLY
"HELLO, SIR!...
SAYS THIS LADY...
WHO COMES FROM NOWHERE...
MAKING HSR ALMOST JUMP OUT OF HIS SKIN!
"UH...HELLO THERE, MAM!...
AND YOU ARE?" HE ASKS
"MY NAME IS NOCOLI, NOCOLI GREYCASTLE
AND THIS IS MY SISTER,
DARKNIA!
AND, SIR, WHAT IS YOUR NAME?"
"MY NAME IS JUST PLAIN OLD HSR!" HE SAYS...
"AND WHAT DOES THE "H" STAND FOR?" NOCOLI ASKS,
"IT DOESN'T STAND FOR "HAUNTED"," SAY HSR,
MAKING THE TWO SISTERS LAUGH LIKE...
THEY'RE HALLOWEEN CRAZY!...
"I LIKE YOU, HSR...YOU HAVE A STRONG CHIN...AND A NICE...
NECK!...
MAYBE YOU CAN STAY AFTER A WHILE!" NOCOLI SAYS AS SHE
WINKS AT HIM...
BUT THE SLIGHTLY SHAKING HSR SAYS BACK,
"THANKS FOR THE INVITE, BUT,
I HAVE OTHER CALLS...HOW MANY MIRRORS NEED FIXIN'?"
"I'M NOT SURE...BUT LET'S GO TO OUR FIRST ONE...
RIGHT THROUGH THIS
DOOR," NOCOLI SAYS...
AND SHE WAVES HER HAND, AND A COUPLE OF DOORS
MYSTERIOUSLY OPEN!...
THEN, THEY GO INTO THE FIRST ROOM
AND TURN LEFT AND GO INTO ANOTHER ROOM
AND ON THE LEFT WALL, THEY SEE THIS
"THAT ONE LOOKS FINE TO ME!" SAYS HSR...
THEN DARKNIA SAYS, "STEP A LITTLE CLOSER TO IT, PLEASE!"
SO, HSR STEPS A LITTLE CLOSER, AND SOMETHING SEEMS TO BE ON THE
OTHER SIDE!...
"WOW!" EXCLAIMS HSR, "EITHER THAT'S A LOT OF DUST MOVING OR, "
"SOMETHING'S ON THE OTHER SIDE!" CONTINUES NOCOLI!
THEN WITHOUT WARNING...THE MIRROR
JUST BREAKS BY ITSELF!"
AND HSR JUMPS BACK,
BUT, TRYING TO STAY COOL, HE SAYS,
"I HAVE A MIRROR RIGHT HERE FOR IT!
SO HE TURNS AROUND AND BENDS DOWN TO GET ANOTHER MIRROR,
AND, WHILE HE DOES THAT,
HE DOESN'T SEE IT, BUT, THIS APPEARS
AND IT SAYS, "DARKNIA...HE'S BETTER THAN THE LAST ONE!"
THEN IT DISAPPEARS!...
AND HSR TURNS BACK AROUND WITH THE NEW MIRROR, BUT ASKS,
"DID YOU SAY IT'S BETTER THAN THE LAST ONE,
BECAUSE I HOPE THIS ONE IS!"
AND DARKNIA SAYS, "I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING!"
SO HSR LOOKS A LITTLE DISBELIEVING
AT BOTH OF THEM...
BUT...HE DECIDES TO MOVE ON...
"DO YOU HAVE ANOTHER MIRROR TO FIX?" HE ASKS...
"BUT, OF COURSE!" SAYS
NOCOLI...
SO THEY WALK DOWN THIS HALLWAY
AND THEY PASS BY A DOOR
AND HSR SAYS, "WHAT'S BEHIND THAT DOOR?"...AND
DARKNIA SAYS, "I DON'T THINK YOU WANT TO KNOW!"
AND HSR SAYS, "MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT!"
SO, THEY WALK SOME MORE, AND HSR SEES A WINDOW,
AND...
WHAT'S THAT!
"OMG!" THINKS HSR!
BUT THEY KEEP WALKING...
"WHO'S THAT?
SAYS HSR, AS HE RUBS HIS CROSS IN HIS POCKET!
"OH, I DON'T KNOW...SHE JUST COMES AND GOES," SAYS NOCOLI...
AND THEN, THEY PASS A LOT OF THESE
AND THIS STRANGE "LIVING ART!"
NOW, THEY GO UP SOME
AND GET TO ANOTHER ROOM...
BUT THE LADIES DON'T GO IN!...
...
AND DARKNIA SAYS, "HSR...WE ARE
FORBIDDEN TO GO
INTO THIS ROOM...
SO, YOU MUST GO IN THERE
BY YOURSELF AND
DEAL WITH THE TWO MIRRORS!...
WE'LL PAY YOU...A...A...A MILLION DOLLARS...GO, NOW...
GO!"...
SO HSR,
THINKING ABOUT
PAYING FOR
USC DENTAL SCHOOL ALL AT ONCE,
LOOKS AND WALKS IN
THE ROOM
SLOWLY
AND SEES
THIS... AND HE FIXES THAT ONE
UP THERE IN
NO TIME FLAT!...
THEN,
HE TURNS AROUND IN THE ROOM AND SEES,
"OH NO!...
SOME REAL GHOSTS!
BUT THEY DON'T LOOK HIS WAY
OR BOTHER HIM!...
AND HSR REMEMBERS A FRIEND THAT MET A GHOST, BUT
STILL CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
SO,
HSR LOOKS AT ANOTHER WALL
AND SEES
A LOT OF RESTLESSNESS!
"OH, THERE'S THE OTHER MIRROR!" HE SQUIMISHES...
SO, HE GOES UP CLOSE TO IT...
"HEY, THERE'S NO REFLECTION...
IT LOOKS LIKE AN...
EERY SPACE!"
BUT, HSR MAKES THE MISTAKE OF
TOUCHING THE APPARENT GLASS!
BIG MISTAKE!
NOW
HSR SEES PEOPLE INSIDE THE MIRROR
LOOKING AT HIM
AND THEY SAY, "WELCOME!" AND
HSR IS NOW,
SUCKED IN!
OH NO!...
"WHERE AM I GOING?!...
I'VE GOT DENTAL SCHOOL COMING UP!"
OMG!...PLEASE
STOP!...
WHAT THE...!
BUT, NOW...
...IT'S TOTALLY BLACK
AS HSR CLUTCHES HIS CROSS AND RING!
BUT NOW, HE STARTS TO HEAR SOME VOICES!...
AND PEOPLE...
YIKES!...HE LANDS RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM!
"WHO ARE
THESE GUYS!"
AND, NOT WANTING TO FIND OUT...
...HSR RUBS HIS CROSS AND,
WHOA!
HE TRANSPORTS AGAIN!...
NOW, HSR GOES INTO AN UNKNOWN WORM HOLE!...
"AT LEAST I'M GONE FROM THERE...
BUT WHERE WILL I GO
NEXT?"
...
SO,
THIS GIG OF
CHANGING MIRRORS TO
PAY FOR DENTAL SCHOOL
HAS HSR
'GOING THROUGH CHANGES'...
SPECIFICALLY...NOW...CHANGING DIMENSIONS
WITHIN THE MIRROR!
NOW,
HE ENDS UP IN A ROOM
AND A
...VARIABLE
FORCE...
PROBABLY...THE
'QUEEN OF THIS QUEENDOM'...
STANDS BY A TABLE
AND SAYS,
"NOW THAT YOU ARE IN MY
'DIMENSIONAL TEXTURE,'
I WANT YOU TO SEE
WHAT PEOPLE
'DO'
IN MY MIRRORS,
AND TELL ME IMMEDIATELY,
IF YOU SEE ANYTHING
THAT
I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT!"
SO, OF THE MANY
MIRRORS ON THE WALL,
HE TAKES A LOOK
AND NOTICES
A WOMAN AND
HER MAKE UP
AND A GUY
DOING
FACIAL GYMNASTICS...
..PEEK-
...A-BOO!...
AND IN THIS MIRROR...
HSR IS FEELING,
..I THINK THAT THIS
LADY
IS IN LOVE!"...
...PRACTICING
IN THE MIRROR...
IS GOOD PRACTICE!
"OMGOSH!...
IT'S THIS
HANDSOME
GUY!...
...I'M TELLING YOU...
...PULL ASIDE AND...
AND LET HIM PASS BY!"
"YES...
MIRRORS SEE THE
HAPPY AND
THE SAD!...
...AND THE
BEAUTIFUL...
...AND...
GRACEFUL!
WHOOPS!
...ERROR!"...
THEN...OUT OF NOWHERE,
HSR
LET'S OUT A LARGE
'HOMO CYBERGRAPHICUS' BURP!...
AND ALMOST IMMEDIATELY,
SOME PEOPLE LOOKING
INTO THEIR MIRRORS,
SENSE THAT
SOMETHING...
IS GOING ON!
NOW, PEOPLE
ALL OVER
SUSPECT SOMETHING'S WRONG...
AND THAT THEY MAYBE
ARE BEING SPIED ON!...
SO,
THIS GUY DOESN'T
TRUST
HIS MIRROR
BEING SHATTERED!
"I DO NOT KNOW
WHAT YOU ARE MADE OF,
OR ARE DOING,
BUT
YOU'RE
MESSING THINGS UP AROUND HERE...
...GO NOW!...
...AT ONCE!"
AND...ONCE AGAIN, HSR
FINDS SAFETY IN
ESCAPING,
AS HE
RUBS HIS CROSS
AND CHANGES
DIMENSIONS WITHIN
...THE MIRROR...
...AND...
..AFTER PASSING A 'PROVERBIAL PORTAL'...
...HE TRIES TO KEEP
..AFTER PASSING A 'PROVERBIAL PORTAL'...
...HE TRIES TO KEEP
SOME WORKING
RUDIMENTARY
COGNITION,
IN HIS SUBCONSCIOUSNESS...
AND AFTER A BIT...
INSIDE,
HE FEELS THAT HIS
'CORPOREAL SELF''
IS
ABOUT TO
in Jest!"
"I Really Hope that
"I Really Hope that
You have a Lot of Fun
at The Halloween Party,
Doctor Report...
...My favorite Dentist!"
"Will do, My Dear!' returns the Dentist...
And He starts out a night
which may have
warning signals
all over it,
But the Dentist at this time,
is oblivious...
and...while approaching the Castle,
A Woman of Mystery advises,
So, You're willing to take
Your Chances here, Sir?...
"I'm just going to Party and Have a Good time,"
He confesses.
"I'll just say, 'Watch yourself...and...
...Do Not Be Swayed!"
Now, as He walks on...
...closer to the Action,
a Lady says,
I'm Taking Everyone's
Picture of their
...Thank You!...
Okay...There's the Door!...
But...
Before He
can Knock...
"Hey, come on in!...Glad You can Make It!...
And Hey.
...You have quite the Outfit on, Sir,"
the Greeter finishes...
"Wow...what...
Architecture!"
And immediately,
the Dentist sees
that
is Live!
This Party
is Live!
And People are Getting a Real Feel
about
everything happening!
that there's a Wager that
if You can survive a night in the
Forest out back,
and show up unhurt
tomorrow morning,
You'll be a Rich Man!"
"That's Really True?" asks the Dentist...
"Sure Is!" says the Lady...
So, the Dentist goes out
of the Party,
to the Sign-up table, and
...Signs Up!...
However, this Partier says,
"I'm warning You...don't do It!"
"She's right!...
...Don't do It!"
But the Dentist is ready to pay for Dental School,
So,
He's told to exit the place
down this
Hallway, and
an Apparition says,
"I hope that You Join me when
You get back!"
And this 'Thing'
just watches as he walks by...
Next, He exits the Castle...
And this Initial Greeter says,
"Be careful, Sir...You may just
get what 'You deserve!'"
So, he leaves the place,
looking back only once...
...and the Back Area
does not look Normal...
Suddenly...
...this person asks,
"Do You have a
Rock and a Paper?"...
"Nope!" he shouts as he
starts to
runs into the Forest..
...hoping that He has made
the right Decision!...
"Hey," he shouts, "what
are these Creatures?"
And he runs some more
across the
Darkening Landscape...
Next,
the Dentist
sees a Strangely Luminous Person
seated
amongst the Trees,
and it speaks,
“I’ve been waiting for You!...
...I ask You,
are You
satisfied with what You have,
or do You seek
much More?...
...Because...
You need to be careful for what You Wish
and acquire,
because what You receive
is
inextricably attached to
‘Collateral Baggage,’
which may not work
in your favor!...
...I hope that I have shed some
appropriate light
on that Subject!”
Then, with that,
the Luminous Person evaporates into the Darkness…
As the Dentist continues,
he notices that
the bark
looks a little different...
Now, after he gets past this
Fallen-Branch Bridge...
He Thinks He sees
a
Hungry Skeleton!
There We go again,
running
near Top Speed!...
And After Having
Great Help from his
Flashlight
the batteries finally
run out...
Then
the Dentist swears that the
Forest looks at him
Like This!
And as the Fog Sets In,
Visions shoot by
just enough
so He could see Them!
And while negotiating the Grimy
Cloud,
this Conjure voices,
"I've been waiting for You...
...All of You!
...I have some Very Big Plans!"
Now the Dentist thinks,
One thing that's not going to
be Part of Her Plans...Is Me!
So, he takes
off again
through the dense Eery Fog,
while navigating past
Trees like these!...
And after
hearing
more Ominous
Rustlings
in the brush,
the Dentist,
already short of Breath,
keeps up a 'Surviving Pace'
against more
Foggy Dangers,
thinks,
"I just want to hit some
Open Area...and...
A Quick
...Ride out of here would be Nice!"
May you have many...
..."All of Our Adventures in Life...
are Individualized...
No Two are the same.
And maybe it's better
that way
because with 6 billion People
We'll never run out
of Journeys to Share!"...
..."You're My Best
...Trick and Treat!"...
..."No, My Get Up...
doesn't come with a Broom!"...
..."During this Season,
Things can 'Sneak Up' on You!
Some Things You don't want surprising You
But if It's Hollywood,
I expect It!"...
...Smiles!
Just because We like to be
Something else during Halloween,
doesn't mean that...
"You'd be Surprised at
How many Loose Teeth
'Pop Out'
when Kids jump Scared!"
"By The End Of The Night...
"Doctor Report, To Understand Me More,
..."Um...I Doubt It!"...
Dental Hygiene Wars!
... You have a Problem with that?”
..."Um...I Doubt It!"...
Dental Hygiene Wars!
“I know that there’s an Open Book Exam at the Institute today,
but I don’t feel like it today!...
"My Host just...
Regurgitated Pepto-Bismol!"
“I’m a Free-lance,
Special Projects Hygienist.
Plus,
...I Charge a Lot!”
This Bacteria,
Shielded by hard-to-penetrate
Mucopolysaccharides
can produce
100,000 offspring
every second in the Mouth!
“I’m so glad to be a Hygienist!
My Fellow Soldiers have My Back,
I can choose any WBDs
(Weapon of Bacterial Destruction)
I want, but
there’s Plenty of Work to be Done,
so,
to the Gingival Battlefield,
Here I Come!”
These Human Nanomachines will never Set Up Shop
In My Sulcus!"
See What You...
...Done Started!
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