Friday, June 25, 2021

Ballet Gifs...That...Make Me...Really Smile!...Part 2!....

"Right Now...I feel...So Light!...And... 

...So...Supremely...Enlightened!"...








































  





"Welcome to...


...My...World!"
































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that

the three main sources of

Bacterial 


Nutrition are 

here, here, and here!"



































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for


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You and Your 


‘I bet that the Ballerinas just Love the strong Guys that 



lift them up’ 


Smiles 


are 


trying to get in shape 



to become one!



























































This

"smooth and masterful Dance'

Episode 

is 

brought to you by a

Choreographer of the

Balletic Arts!

























Ballet!...

Especially...the Ballerinas!...

...Oh, Yes!...Wow!...

I can sit and watch them fly around 

and flutter all day!...



And the more...

...the...

...merrier!




The way that they effortlessly perform 

very difficult and 

muscularly-demanding


movements


with the greatest of ease...is just...

...past Awesome!


Many stories 

have been interpreted on the 

Ballet Stage


with loads of emotions, 

and pains, 

and...


...tears--from my eyes...

...so Splendidissima!




Controlled chaos segueing into a 

simple and peaceful and settling calm...


Then, 

all of a sudden, 

a whirling human tornado 

whips into existence...


...and when this "electro-physical phenomenon" subsides, 

supreme balance is maintained and immaculate artistic integrity remains eloquently intact!




Many aficionados believe that 

an undeniable illusion is created 

when 

the Ballerinas are up on their toes, 

with help from the pointe shoes


creating an extra-long leg look

with culminating curvatures 

that look Super Good and 


'breath-gasping!'




Misty Copeland 


is 

so good at her game,

with her flexibility 


and naturally 

'zero-percent-body-fat'


and all...

that...

...it seems like she just


...at will...

...plays and toys around with her 

'just-can't-help-but-be-perfect' 

moves...

...like a True...


and Weightless...

...Angel!




OMG!...the way she spins...

...if her shoes were 

drill bits...


she could bore and disappear 

right through the floor!

Yes!...




The discipline and practice to achieve the perfect positioning and form...

...with supreme elegance and grace!...


..."My, oh, my!" is all that 

I can murmur!




...I take my hat off to the Gravity-Defying 


Grand Ballerinas...

...that "make 


Love to our eyes!"




I just know that she has massive Followers and 

Groupies wherever she


first-class travels 

around the world!




And the long-stem Roses and Flowers...

Gosh!...All of those post-performance petals!...


...there are so many, 

given with Love, that...

...one can just play


like a kid with them!




I say, truthfully, that 

I can't wait for my next 

'Culturally Uplifting' 

exposure to the 'Grand and Group Complexities'

that make Ballet Companies 

one of the most beautiful parts 

of our Human Existence!




Oh, yeah...and I hate to see 

any Great Performance...

...come to an end!





...



Back again!...And I am thinking...

...of all of the

Elegant

moves that are part

of the Beauty

and

Grace here,

I really am taking 

a liking to

the high


leaps and


the aerial 


height that's


full of Play and

Spontaneity!




Mikhail Baryshnikov


is one of 


my

All-Time 


Favorite Danseurs!

He and some other

Performers can


almost


'Reach the Stars'

with their Amazing 


Elevation!


Some Practitioners express 

an ‘amalgamation’ of ‘Normal’ 

Ballet with Modern 

Movements. 



I must say that it is ‘experimentation’ that 

energizes us to Diversify! 

And to many of their feats, I still 

say “Wow!”



They call these 


Fusions

and 'Mash-ups.'




But, it is the Pure version of Classical Ballet that 


has me totally enthralled!




 I know that some of these motions require the dancer to exert 


Super Human efforts, 

all the while showing 

an easy, nonchalant,


and 'far away' facial expression.




I need Ballet to 

keep taking me 

to those 


...pas de deux...Magical Places, 

where everything is...

...'Electrified!'...and...  


...Just Fine!










































Love Toothbrush®                                      




























“There’s nothing like sitting in the Front Row 


with the Balletomane


during Major 



Performances!”











































 

Adequate Stretching and Preparation must be done 



before perfroming the strenuous and demanding Ballet 



Movements!





You have that right!


Any person who can


carry another person


around


like that on his shoulders...


...has My Vote!



But...HSR...can't do that!





So...why does he still


have my Vote?...maybe...


...he's Family...


But he's really 


stretching his Luck!




Just like in,


"OMGosh!...Oh, Please, Oh, Please, Oh, Please!... Tell Me...Why!...It Costs...  


...An Arm... And A Leg...To...  



...Fix A...Tooth!"

and previous to that,

"OMGosh!...Dentist/Researcher Ralph Winge, D.D.S....


Performs...Secret 


CRISPR Experiment* to...



Improve...Dental DNA..."



But...Oh No!...Now ...A... Terrible...'Mouth Thing'...



...Is Happening!...


which is where,

HE IS

ACTUALLY BEHAVING HIMSELF

AS A STUDENT AT

USC DENTAL SCHOOL, AND

THE CLINIC IS BUSY 

AND

HUMMING ALONG, WITH

YOUNG DOCTORS 

TREATING PATIENTS

EVERYWHERE, AND

HSR IS FINISHING HIS PATIENT


AND

AFTER THE PATIENT LEAVES

AND THE AREA IS CLEANED UP,

ONE OF THE


ASSISTANTS SAYS.

"WELL, IT'S TIME FOR LUNCH NOW...

I'LL SEE YOU

IN AN HOUR!"




"OKAY," RESPONDS HSR...

WHO IS A LITTLE TIRED,

AND HE

DECIDES TO JUST LAY IN

THE DENTAL


CHAIR FOR A WHILE,

BUT...

ALMOST IMMEDIATELY,

AS SOON AS HIS HEAD

TOUCHES DOWN...

...HIS CONSCIOUS MIND

IS

'SWITCHED OFF!'

AND HE IS

NOW

AT THE


MERCY OF THE

'MYSTERIOUS

AND UNPREDICTABLE

DARK MATTER OF THE

SUBCONSCIOUS MIND!'

AND LATELY,

THAT 'SAME MIND'

HAS BEEN THROWING

'CRAZY CURVEBALLS'

HIS WAY!




BUT HE STARTS OUT,

THIS TIME, THINKING...

NOT JUST ABOUT



PRETTY SHIPS...

...BUT...

ABOUT...

...PIRATE


SHIPS!

THEN...

HIS DREAMY ATTENTION

GOES TO A

SPECIAL CASTLE

THAT HE HAS

NEVER

SEEN BEFORE



AND WHILE IN THERE

A WOMAN

SAYS TO HIM,


"FLEET COMMANDER REPORT,

THE AIR SHIP IS HERE

TO GIVE YOU A RIDE

TO THE PORT

FOR YOUR NEW SHIP!

AND...

...COME BACK AND

SEE ME



SOMETIME, OKAY!"



"OKAY," SAYS HSR...



SO,

AN AIRSHIP


PULLS UP NEXT TO THE



'CASTLE'

AND HE JUMPS IN

AND THEY FINALLY GET TO A

'SHIP SUPERMARKET

IN THE



SKY!'

AND...

AS

HE LOOKS AT

THE VARIOUS SHIPS, A

LADY SAILOR

COMES UP TO HIM

AND ASKS



HIM,

"HI THERE...SHALL I CALL YOU, 'CAPTAIN?'"



"HI THERE," RETURNS HSR, "SURE,

YOU CAN CALL ME CAPTAIN, BUT...

I DON'T HAVE A SHIP YET!...



AND THE LADY SAYS, " I CAN SHOW

YOU ONE THAT CAN DO

A WHOLE LOT OF THINGS,

BUT,

OTHER PEOPLE ARE

LOOKING AT IT TOO,

SO,

YOU



MAY HAVE TO ACT QUICKLY!"




SO THEY WALK

TO THE PLACE

THAT HAS THE

'SUPERIOR SHIP'...

...AND ...

"BOY...IS IT A BEAUTY!,"



SCREAMS HSR!




MEANWHILE,

ANOTHER SAILOR,

OFF TO THE SIDE,

WHO CAN'T TAKE



THE SHIP,

GIVES HSR

'THE EYE!'




SO, NOW...

CAPTAIN HSR

TAKES POSSESSION OF

THE SHIP,

AND HE ASKS THE LADY 

IF SHE CAN

SAIL WITH HIM, AND

BE THE 'FIRST MATE!'...




AND SHE SAYS,

"SURE, BUT...



I'D LIKE TO BRING A COUPLE

OF OTHER FOLK TO

HELP YOU SAIL...

...AND...

I'D LIKE TO GET AN

'HONEST PERCENTAGE'

OF ANY GOLD AND

VALUABLES THAT WE FIND!"




"THAT ONLY SOUNDS FAIR!" SAY HSR.



AND

AFTER A LITTLE WHILE

THE SHIP AND CREW ARE

READY TO SET SAIL!

AND BOY...DO

THEY LOOK



GOOD!

AND THEY CUT

A NICE FIGURE

ABOVE THE



CLOUDS!



BUT...AS THEY LEAVE...

...AN

ADMIRER



SEEMS TO BE SAD THAT

HE IS GONE FOR NOW!...




SO,

AFTER THEY SET SAIL,

EVERYTHING'S GOING

ALONG PRETTY NICELY,

AND ADMIRAL HSR

IS ENJOYING A

NICE MEAL IN



HIS SHIP'S CABIN!

NOW,

 THE SHIP'S COOK

TELLS THE CAPTAIN

THAT HE MISSES

HIS



'HOME TOWN,' AND THAT

ONE DAY,

HE WANTS HIS OWN

PIRATE



SHIP, TOO!



HOWEVER,

AFTER A WHILE,

A CREW MEMBER

SENSES THAT SOMETHING



IS UP!

NOW, SHE

ALERTS THE OTHER



CREW MEMBERS,

AND THEY SEE

AN ENEMY SHIP

ACROSS THE



WAY...

SO THEY...

GET

'READY...TO RUMBLE!'

AND

THEY GIVE IT

THEIR



'BEST SHOTS,'

AND EVENTUALLY



THE

ENEMY  'FLEES!!'




"CAPTAIN, ADMIRAL REPORT!"

SAYS THE



FIRST MATE, "WE RAN THEM

AWAY REAL GOOD, SIR,

AND THE WORD WILL SPREAD THAT

WE ARE NOT

TO BE 

'MESSED WITH!'...SIR...WHERE 

WOULD YOU LIKE 

US TO SAIL 


...NOW?"





"LET'S HEAD...

...DUE WEST...LIKE

'THE WILD WILD WEST!'"




AND THAT...



THEY DO...!




HOWEVER...

JUST BEFORE SUNSET

A CREW MATE RUNS UP TO

CAPTAIN REPORT

AND ALERTS HIM,


"CAPTAIN,  THERE'S

A HOSTILE SHIP

APPROACHING

OFF THE



STARBOARD BOW!"




"OH THE  _____  NO!" SCREAMS

THE CAPTAIN!...




BUT THE FIRST MATE SAYS,

"IVE FOUGHT THEM BEFORE

AND I KNOW THAT



THEY CAN BE BEATEN!...BUT STILL...

WE MUST BE VALIANT!"




SO, OF COURSE,

THERE IS A

'CLASHING OF THE CREWS'

AND



WHILE THEY 


CLAIM THEIR VICTORY,

THE CAPTAIN THINKS ABOUT THE


GIRL

BACK HOME!....

BUT...

...JUST THEN...

"DOCTOR REPORT, YOU'VE BEEN 

SLEEPING WAY 


PAST LUNCH," SAYS

THE ASSISTANT, 

"I WOKE YOU UP WHEN

YOU STARTED 

MOVING TOO MUCH!

AND...

...I HOPE...

THAT...

...'IT WAS GOOD!'"



AND, 

AS DR. REPORT

GETS 

BACK TO HIS

DENTAL SCHOOL CLINICAL WORK,

HE THINKS,


"YES!...THAT DREAM

SURE WAS GOOD!"



...



THAT SAME AFTERNOON,

HSR DOES SOME

CROWN WAX-UPS

AND CASTINGS OF COPINGS,

THEN

AFTER AN AFTERNOON OF

BUSINESS

HE HEADS TOWARD HOME

AND A DENTAL SCHOOL FRIEND

OFFERS HIM A RIDE,

AND SHE SAYS,


"HOW'S IT GOING,

MY HANDSOME CLASSMATE!"



AND HSR SAYS,

"EVERYTHING'S COOL...BUT..."



AND SHE ASKS, "BUT WHAT...TELL


ME!"


SO HSR SAYS, " I HAD A SNOOZE

AT LUNCH TIME TODAY...AND

I HAD THE CRAZIEST DREAM!"





"YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK?" SHE ASKS...




"WHAT IS THAT," AKS HSR...



"I THINK THAT YOU SHOULD

DO THE SAME THING

TOMORROW AT LUNCH AND

PICK UP

WHERE YOU

LEFT OFF!" SHE HINTS...




"THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT

SLEEPING IN A

DENTAL CHAIR,"

 SAYS HSR, "THAT'S

DIFFERENT FROM

A BED OR SOFA OR

ANYWHERE ELSE!"




"SO, HSR," SHE SAYS

AS SHE DROPS HIM OFF AT HIS PLACE,

"SEE IF YOU CAN

GAIN SOME

VALUABLE INSIGHTS OR EVEN

SOME FUN TIMES!...BUT...

IF THINGS GET

'TOO HAIRY'  JUST



WAKE UP...OKAY!"


"OKAY..I'LL TRY!"

SMILES HSR,

"SEE YOU TOMORROW!"




SO,

WHEN HE FINISHES HIS

LAST MORNING



PATIENT, HE

TELLS HIS ASSISTANT,

"I THINK THAT I'LL

REST AGAIN

IN..."



"...YOUR FAVORITE CHAIR,"

SHE



SAYS, "I'LL SEE

YOU AFTER LUNCH, HONEY!"




"OKAY...WAKE ME UP

IF I OVER SLEEP AGAIN!...SEE YOU" SAYS HSR...




NOW,

HE HOPS INTO

HIS FAVORITE CHAIR


AND HE TAKES A

DEEP BREATH AND

CLOSES HIS EYES,

BUT HE

DOESN'T

FEEL HIMELF

GO

STRAIGHT INTO HIS

SLUMBER...INSTEAD,

HE THINKS ABOUT A

ROMANTIC NIGHT

ON


THE SHORES,

AND THEN

VISIONS OF

A


STRANGE CIRCUS!





AND EVEN SOME


HAPPY DANCERS SHOW UP!







NOW...

SOMETHING SAYS,

"HI...YOU'RE BACK!...

...AIN'T THAT RIGHT MACK?"

(SMACK!)


...HA HA!"...






"HELLO, HSR," SAYS THE NEXT

MANIFESTATION...

"I JUST HAPPENED TO

BE PASSING BY

YOUR AREA OF THIS


SUBCONSCIOUS COSMOS,

AND THOUGHT 

I'D JUST DROP IN ON YOU!....

...SIR, LIFE AND DREAMS ARE...

NOT JUST ALL

'FUN AND GAMES!'

YESTERDAY WAS FUN, BUT

TODAY...WE SHALL...

...HAVE 'GAMES!'

...YOUR ASSIGNED TASK 

FOR TODAY

IS TO START

ON ONE SIDE OF

THIS VALLEY


AND JUST GET

TO THE 

OTHER SIDE...UNHARMED...NOW...DOES

THAT SOUND 

...TOO HARD?...OH...AND

YOU CAN USE ANY IMPLEMENT 


TO PROTECT

YOU THAT YOU

CAN 

'DREAM UP!'...

...GOOD LUCK!"





SO,

 HSR FINDS HIMSELF

IN THE


'THICK OF THE VALLEY,' 

AND

THINGS GET 

EERY 

RIGHT 

FROM 


THE START, AS HE STARTS HIS WALK!





"SIR...IF YOU FEED ME

I CAN 


GUIDE YOU

THROUGH TO YOUR DESTINATION!"




"SIR...BE VERY CAREFUL

ABOUT


WHO YOU TRUST 

DURING YOUR

TRAVELS!"





NOW...

WHAT SEEMS TO BE A MOVING SPIRIT

SAYS,


..."SIR...GRAB YOUR 

'SWORD OF YOUR DREAMS...NOW!"





SO, HSR CONJURES

UP A SWORD...

IN A 


...HURRY!...


AND...NOT A MOMENT TOO SOON...

BECAUSE...


THIS BEAST


ATTACKS FROM ONE SIDE...

...AND...

THIS ONE

EMERGES


FROM

THE OTHER


SIDE!




HOWEVER HSR 

DISPATCHES THEM 

WITH THE 

GREATEST OF EASE!


HOWEVER, 

AFTER A WHILE 

OF WALKING...

...HSR FEELS SOMETHING IN THE


MYSTERIOUS VALLEY AIR!





"SIR...EACH FOE

THAT YOU FACE

IS NOW


MUCH STRONGER

THAN THE LAST!...

SO IF YOU WISH TO 

LEAVE THIS DREAM

WITH A 

'SOUND MIND,'

YOU MUST

MAKE IT


TO THE END!"







SO, NOW...

...NOT WANTING TO

MISS DENTAL SCHOOL...

HE FIGHTS 

ANYTHING IN HIS 

PATH

WITH A


'RENEWED VIGOR'

AND... 

HE SHARPENS HIS

PERCEPTION

FOR 

'ANY AND ALL'


UPCOMING THREATS!...




...




NOW, THESE

DREAM SEQUENCES HAVE

THE USC STUDENT HSR 

THINKING,

"IT SEEMS LIKE I 

HAVE TO FINISH MY

CLINIC WORK

SO I CAN GET BACK TO GAINING

A MESSAGE FROM

THE DREAMS THAT

I HAVE IN THE 

DENTAL  CHAIR!"




SO THE NEXT DAY,

HE QUICKLY FINISHES HIS WORK


SO THAT HE CAN

GET TO THE 

BOTTOM OF THINGS...

IF THERE IS A BOTTOM!...



"WOW," SAYS HIS ASSISTANT,



YOU WERE SUPER EFFICIENT TODAY!...

...DURING LUNCH TODAY,

ARE YOU GOING TO DREAM

ABOUT A SPECIAL LADY?"




"IT'S WAY MORE COMPLICATED THAN THAT,"

HE CONFESSES, "IT'S LIKE

I'M UNCOVERING SOMETHING

BIG...BUT I CAN'T SAY FOR SURE!"



"WELL," SAYS THE ASSISTANT, 

"YOU GO ON AHEAD AND...

...SAVE THE WORLD!"



AND THAT'S ALL THE PERMISSION 

THAT HE NEEDS TO

HOP ON IN THE RECLINER

AND


ENTER


INTO HIS IMAGINARY


CEREBRAL SPACE!...





"DOCTOR REPORT...COME IN...

SAYS THIS PERSON

FLYING A SPACE SHIP NEAR HIM...

"COME ON AND FIRE...


...IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOUR HAND?"



NOW, HSR 


SEEMS TO MOVE

HIS MECHANICAL HAND


AND HE PRESSES THE BUTTON TO SHOOT AT

THE ENEMY


WHICH MAKES IT


BLOW TO SMITHEREENS!




"GOOD SHOT HSR,

BUT 


THERE'S ANOTHER ONE 

BEHIND THE FIRST ONE!"




"THANKS FOR LOOKING OUT, JOE,"

SAYS


HSR AS 


HE 

DISPATCHES


THAT ONE TOO!


BUT THEN HSR SEES AN

ENEMY 

BEHIND JOE'S SHIP!



"HEY, JOE!...THERE'S ONE ON

YOUR TAIL!




"THANKS, HSR,"

SAYS COSMO JOE


AS HE

MAKES THE ENEMY


SORRY!





BUT NOW,

WITH THE ENEMIES ALL GONE,

HIS SPACE SHIP IS

STALLING, AND HE CAN'T


GO ANYWHERE!



THEN,

THIS VISION EMERGES OUT

OF NOWHERE

AND SPEAKS,

"I HAVE MY 


EYES ON YOU!...YOU'RE COMING 

WITH ME NOW...

...AND...

...YOU CAN'T FIGHT IT!"




SUDDENLY, 

THE SHIP'S CONTROLS


'GO NUTS!'




"I'M GLAD THAT YOU


HAVE YOUR SEAT BELT ON!"






























May you have many...

...Smiles!















































"You're not getting my

Bag of Baby Teeth!"



























































My Host is eating a 

Baklava!


Soon, I will be Too!"













"I'll toy with you first, then I'll


'Lower the Boom!'"
















A Hygienist Fighter

dreams of Her

Vacation that starts Tomorrow!
















"Don't beg for Mercy!...

You aren't worthy!"













"That's right, Miss Hygienist...


...come to Poppa!"





























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