"Hi!...I'm Ralph Winge, D.D.S....The First Practicing Dentist On The Moon!...And, Boy!...Do I Have Some Stories For You!...Part 3...

  "I...Just Love The Moon!...I'm...Only Going...Back...To Earth...If...

...They...Run Out Of...Oxygen!"...

"I just want to

Thank all of

My Fans and...

My Designers!"

More and more,

instead of Corporations

squeezing Money 

out of our Pockets,

they are

squeezing our Phones!

"I need a break from 

...the City!"

You and Your

‘fly me to the moon, 

Literally'

Smiles 

are

still 

in Awe!

This

'out of this World'

Episode

is 

brought to you by the Dark Matter Particle...

...the 

‘Darkion?’

I don't know...

I'm not sure that it

has anything to do with it...

but

Dr. Winge was born

on a night

just before midnight!

And there was a

Full Moon!

And He has been 

fascinated with our 'Celestial

Little Brother' in the sky

ever since he could see in the sky!...

Yes!...He would spend hours familiarizing

himself with all of the features 

and landmarks

and maybe he was amazed at the

'Man In The Moon!'

Now, as a kid,

the Good Doctor

was a regular Kid that

liked to Clown Around

with his Brother

and he had Cousins that

liked to have fun with him!

And he got into trouble 

sometimes

But...

he survived!



The young Doctor Winge liked 

going to the Observatory a lot!



And as he grew, he partied some times

but 

he really looked forward to just



'hangin' out wit Da Moon!'




Of course,

he wished that he could actually



hold it, and stuff!

The young Doctor Winge would also

watch



Eclipses

on TV!

And, boy...did he ever have



Lucid Dreams!




So, you know that,

one day, he wants to really,

I mean really,

go to the Moon as an



Astronaut!



...Yeah!...




But he liked 'Pretty Dentistry,'

too!

Especially, the Smile of a nice girl



down the street, who was also

enamored with the Moon!




So,

after graduating from,

of course,

USC

Ostrow Dental School,

Winge went to, and excelled at, Astronaut

School!




Winge went through

rigorous

training, repeatedy...

to get it right!

And when the Top 'King' Guy 

at NASA

cleared 

the Doctor to go to the Moon

at first, he didn't believe it...



but... when it sank in...

everyone

was so happy!

Now, 

he could join the ranks



of some of his

many favorite

and famous

heroes and



"sheroes!" (Dr. Jeanette Epps!)





So, 

Doctor Winge

is going to be

the first 'Dentist On The Moon!'

And wasting no time...

his mission

gets ready...

and after waiting

to launch

he and the crew enter the space rocket

and then settle in

and now..

Dr. Saiph Savage,

of the extremely Top Secret

International Agency,  'ABC'

(Already Been Computed), gives

the okay

after she does her last 

critical rechecks

of the redundant Computer Backups...

and now...

HSR and his buddies...

they

blast off!...

And the primary booster 

disengages,

then,

the ship

autopilots itself

the rest of the way!

And

after circling the Moon

 a number of times,

and seeing the infinite star sights 

out of the window,

he and his crew finally

Softland!




Now,

 Dr. Winge disembarks from the module

And Boy...

is he ever amazed by

what he sees!

There must be a whole

city here!

But it's on the Far Side of the Moon!...

So this area can't be watched

by the

Earthlings!




Wow!...

What a view of the Milky Way,

unobscured by the atmosphere and lights...

like on Earth!



"Welcome to the Moon Dr. Winge!,

Let me show you 

around," greets one person...



"Here's our briefing room," continues the Guide

And a woman stops 

the Doctor and says,

"OMG! You're new here! I'll fill you in on our little Colony later, mkay?"

"I'd love that!," says the Doc.

"Oh, yes, Doctor," she says..."here's a copy of

Heidi Ruby Miller's 

book, 

Ambasadora!...She's the the most 

popular author here on the Moon!"...

as she giggles and walks away.

Then,

he passes by a cavernous interior

and they walk down one hallway

"And here's our Mess Hall...and 

we do serve Gourmet Food here!"

Then, 

they go down another hallway

and as they are walking, 

a person comes on the PA System and says,

"Jupiter Update!...

Thanks to our Observatory Scientists,

we have just discovered the 

"Counter Rotational Asteroid"

that was predicted...

...Let's give them a Thumbs Up, crew!"

And the Doctor can hear people

applauding!

Now, another person stops the Doctor 

in the hallway and asks,

"Are you the new Dentist here?..My name is X69!"

And the Doctor responds, "Yes! I'm just arriving!...Would

you like to be my first patient?"

"Maybe...maybe not...I can go 

either way, you know!," then she smiles, "maybe tomorrow!"

So, now, another guy says, 

to Dr. Winge, 

"This way, please, to your Dental Office, Sir!"

""Wow," 

exalts the Doctor when he sees this!

"You'll find Your facilities to be 

State Of The Art, Doctor!



Do I have an Assistant?" asks Winge.




"Not yet, but soon!" says the guide.




"Here are your headquarters, Doctor...

and your bedroom...

and  a study room...

and your viewing 

area!

"Now, Sir...the last part of our orientation...

...since we



are cramped for space,

you will be partnered up!...

And,

since your 

'Biotic Profile' 

shows that you have

Strong Heterozygotic DNA...

You shall be Partnered with"...

"Thanks, Sam...

I'll take it from here!" interrupts this woman...

"Doctor," She says straightforwardly,

"...let's get

started,

right away!"

And Dr. Winge thinks...

"Umm!"

...

"Doctor Winge...

...I have a 

Short Meeting to

attend to...

...Let's

meet in the Space Viewing Room 

in a little bit!" says the

Lady...




So, with a little bit of

Free Time on his hands

he thinks,

"I'll make it

on over to the 

Dental Spot!"



So, as he

walks down some hallways,

a Group of People

are talking and

...They turn around and see

Doctor Wingee...

...and they  say,

"Hi There!....

Hey!..You're the New Dentist 

in Town?...Well...

We're gonna

 make some Appointments!"

...for

All Three 

at once!"

"Wow!..That's going to be interesting!"

smiles the Doc 

as he keeps 

on walking...





Then...as he proceeds down

this hallway, a Big Screen

comes on

as he approaches one,

and 

it's

the Computer Whiz...



...Doctor Saiph Savage!...

And She asks,

"Settling in

pretty nicely,

Doctor Winge?"

"Yes, Doctor!...Good to

hear from You!...It's a 

long way 

from

Earth,  however,

the Speed of Light

is so

'Voraciously Fast'

that

our Communications are still

almost Instantaneous!"

"Well...I gotta go but,

I'm

sending You

a Care Package!...Until...!"

as Doctor Savage signs off!

Now,

as Doctor Winge

strides down

this Way...

This Woman

in an office,

that He passes by,

seems

Pretty Upset!...

And, 

a little further down...

he passes by some

maybe...SpaceX Stuff!...

"Sir!..."

says this Lady

in the Hall, "I'm the

Psychiatrist at the 

Base here,

and

I don't remember

having 'Profiled' 

You Yet!...

...What do You think About

Black

Holes?"

"Ha!,"

laughs Doctor Winge...I try

and stay

at least light Years 

away from Them...

for...

...obvious Reasons!"

"I can Profile You right now, Sir...

...right behind this

door!"

"I can't do it now,"

says Doctor Winge...

"Well, Doctor...

report to My Office

first thing

in the Morning!"

"Yes, Mam!"

He replies!...

And as He walks away,

She looks at Him and thinks,

"He sure...

...is a Strange One!"

OMGosh!...Right at that moment,

an Alarm goes off!

And this Woman runs up to Winge,

and says,

"I have been Shadowing You,

for Your Safety!...You are to leave with me 

in the 

Space Jet

...At Once!...We must Run!"

And so they run, and 

the Doctor asks,

"Where to?"

And She says,

"To the Portal over 

there,"

She points!

And as they run down the hall fast,

this person

just watches!...

Now the Doctor asks His Guard

what the Emergency is...

And She says,

"I'll tell You later!"

Then,

they reach

the

Port and They get on

the Ship,

and they

Thrust On Out Of There!

...

So, 

the Dentist and the Female Moon Officer, 

raise on up out of there, 

however, 

they do not fly 

far away from that area…

they enter into a Recess in the Terrain…

and when they land 

at the bottom, 

there are underground caverns 

visible this way and that!

“I didn’t know that there were caves down here,” 

says the Dentist. 

“Some of our Lunar Geologists,” 

says the Officer, 

“propose that subterranean lava flows of magma 

formed these caverns 

during the Moon's past Geologic Activity!"

...Now

the Lady says, 

“There is an 

Emergency Lockdown happening, 

and I know that you are the 

New Dentist, 

so you're a Priority Asset 

and I removed you from the Threat!”   

“Thank you very much for distancing Me!” 

He says, 

“What do you think the threat is,” 

HSR asks…  

“Oh, we get these Lockdowns 

every once in a while," she counts...

...Sometimes it’s a Systems Malfunction, or 

even a pet tripping an alarm...

...So, tell me, Doctor…

...what do you miss the most about Earth”

 

“Sometimes I miss the Hum 

and the Lights of the 

City, and  

the Malls, 

and, to be Honest, 

I also miss 

looking at the…

...Moon!...What do you wish to see again on Earth,” 

asks the Dentist. 

“I really 

like 

Drone  

Racing!"

Then, right at that time,

a message comes over

the Comms and

declares the Emergency over.

Now the Officer says,

"Well, Let's make it

on back to Base!"

So, 

they fly back

and she says, "If you ever want to

just look at the Stars,

hey, 

let me know!"

"Sure thing,"

smiles Doctor Winge...

And when he's back, 

"I think I'll check out the Dental Office now,"

thinks the Dentist.

Now, when

he 

gets there,

an Assistant opens the

door and says,

"So you're the New Dentist!...Please, 

come in,

...Doctor Winge!"

Love Toothbrush®                                      

When the 'Lunarians' see Man landing on the Moon they say, 

"There goes the Neighborhood!'"

Remember, on the Moon, you can’t just yank your mask off and shout, “I’m 

sick of all this!"

Oh, boy is that ever true! If you commit...

stick with the Program!

But HSR likes to waffle!...He even has a 

'Waffle Iron!"

But some things are

going to develop,

and maybe splash on him

and run down his shirt!

The Evidence is forthcoming

in the Post,

OMGosh!...Strange Tongues...Are...  

...On The Loose!...

and before that,

in

"Dentist/ Physicist Discovers 

'Her New Twin'... 

...In a Parallel Universe!...   

...But..."

and previous to that,

DURING

"Let’s See…A Really Hot Hermes  Bag…

...Or...

12 'To Die For' 

New Dental Veneers?...



...Hmmm…

...This Is A Tough One!",'

AND IN THAT 

SITUATION,

HSR,

FROM

USC DENTAL SCHOOL,

WITH HIS

LATEST AND GREATEST

HIGH-POWERED,

HIGH DEFINITION,

400X ULTRAZOOM

OCULAR BINOCULARS,

IS

HIGH UP IN THE SKY

IN A HELICOPTER

AND HE IS

CHECKING OUT THE

BEAUTIFUL COAST OF

FOGGY SHORES

HIDDEN BEACH

AND HE IS

TOTALLY BLOWN AWAY WITH

THE VERDANT GREENERY

OFFERED UP BY THE

'COCONUT-PREGNANT'

PALMS, AND

THE  THICK

AND EXPANSIVE

FERNS,

AND

THE DEEP AND CLEAR AGUA,

WHICH RANGES FROM

A GORGEOUS LIGHT-DIAMOND

BLUE,

TO A ROBUST, KELP-FORESTED

AQUAMARINE,

TO A MYSTERY-PROVOKING NAVY,



THAT SEEMS TO HAVE

PLENTY OF

'FORBIDDEN SECRETS'

UNDERWATER

THAT IT YEARNS TO SHARE,

AND

NOT TO BE OUT DONE,

THE SUPER FINE SAND GRAINS

OF THIS

PRISTINE AREA

ARE SO

PINK

THAT

THEY SEEM TO BE

MADE FROM SOMETHING

THAT MUST BE

EXTREMELY FUN TO PLAY WITH,

ALL THE WHILE,

THIS UNDISTURBED AREA

IS TEEMING WITH WILD LIFE…

SEALS,

DOLPHINS,

BIRDS OF MANY SORTS,

AND ONLY ONE

SOLITARY

NON-MOTORIZED SAIL BOAT

SAFELY ANCHORED OFFSHORE IN THE DISTANCE,

AND

ALL OF THIS

IS A TESTAMENT THAT

THIS ISLAND IS REALLY

IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE,

AND SHOULD STAY SECRET

FROM THE

'ALL-KNOWING,'

SATILLITE-GPS FINGERS

THAT

STRETCH AROUND THE WORLD!

...






BUT... 

ALL OF A SUDDEN...

HSR'S HELICOPTER

IS CAUGHT UP 

IN SOME MAJOR CLOUDS AND WIND 

OVER THE ISLAND...

AND THEN

HIS 'PERCEPTIONS' 

OF THE STORM...

SEEM TO SHIFT...

INTO THE...

...PURPLE 

SPECTRUM!

THE HELICOPTER STILL

HAS STABILITY,

HOWEVER, 

HSR HAS 

NO IDEA WHERE HE IS!...

"WOW!...LOOK AT THOSE WAVES!...

THEN THE

STORM

SEEMS TO CLEAR AND...

...WHAT'S THIS!

...A STRANGE ISLAND...

WITH STRANGE WATERS

ALL AROUND!...

SO, 

AS HE 

SAFELY SETS

DOWN THE COPTER,

HE NOTICES SOME

WATERFALLS

AND TREES

AND... 

MORE WATERFALLS!...

AND

MORE

TREES!...

BEING TIRED AND BEAT...

HE GETS OUT OF THE COPTER AND 

SITS DOWN BY A LAKE

THAT SEEMS OKAY

TO LAY BY...

AND SOME 

'WILDLIFES'

MAKE THEMSELVES

...KNOWN!

HEY!...

WHAT'S

THIS?

NOW...

...AS HE CLOSES HIS EYES,

HE CAN TELL THAT

'THINGS

...ARE ABOUT TO GET INTERESTING!'

"THE 'DESTINY MAN' 

HAS FINALLY ARRIVED,"

SAYS THIS

'POWERFUL APPENDAGE' 

OF MOTHER NATURE!...

SO, AS HSR ENTERS

INTO HIS REST,

HE RELAXES AND

COUNTS HIS BLESSINGS...

AND 

AS HIS DREAMS

START TO FLOAT...

"I SHALL 

COVER HIM

FOR PROTECTION AGAINST

SOME OF THE 

FORCES OF THE NIGHT!"....

"NOW...

HE IS READY...TO ENTER...

...AND...BEGIN...

HIS... 

...FULFILLMENT!"

...

NOW, 

IN A DREAM LAND UNLIKE 

EVER BEFORE, 

AND ON A PHYSICAL LAND 

LIKE NEVER BEFORE, 

HSR’S MIND 

TRIES TO MAKE SENSE OF IT All...

NEXT HE DREAM-RESOLVES, 

“I THINK I’LL GO BACK 

TO MY CHOPPER AND 

RE-ADJUST MY BEARINGS!” 

SO HE FLOATS BACK TO HIS HELICOPTER 

AND 

GETS A WATER BOTTLE OUT 

TO TAKE A DRINK, 

BUT IT IS EMPTY…

...SO, 

HE WALKS OVER 

TO THE DREAM LAKE AND 

GETS SOME OF THE LAKE WATER 

AND TAKES A LONG, 

THIRST-ENDING SWIG…

...WHICH MAKES HIM SIT DOWN 

AND THEN 

LAY DOWN, 

WHEREUPON 

HE IS SOON PSYCHOLOGICALLY PERCEIVING 

COMPLICATED, 

YET SIMPLE, 

CIRCULAR-SPATIAL 

PROGRESSIONS! 

THEN HE LOOKS TO THE SIDE 

AND SEES SWEET PURPLE LEAVES 

FALL INTO THE 

PATIENTLY WAITING ARMS OF GRAVITY, 

THEN HE LOOKS UP AND SEES 

MORE LEAVES, 

THEN HE LOOKS THE OTHER WAY, 

TO SEE WHAT THE BRIGHT LIGHT’S 

ARE ALL ABOUT, 

AND 

THERE’S A 

FULL MOON, 

LOOKING LIKE IT’S OPENLY SPYING ON HIM!...

...THEN…SOME SHAKING AND RUMBLINGS OCCUR, 

AND PINK CLOUDS FORM RIGHT 

IN FRONT OF HIM,

WHICH BEGIN TO MAKE A VOICE, 

A MEAN-SOUNDING VOICE, 

WHICH BARKS, 

“YOU!...

...WHY DO YOU ENTER MY 

‘SPATIAL PARADIGM?'...ANSWER ME, I COMMAND YOU!...

...HOW DID YOU 

‘SLIT’ A GAP'

IN SPACE TIME, 

AND GAIN ENTRY WITHIN?”

“I WAS JUST FLYING MY CHOPPER 

WHEN SOME STRANGE WEATHER CAME UP,” 

ADMITS HSR, 

“AND THAT’S THE TRUTH!...SORRY!..."

“SILENCE AT ONCE,” 

IT BARKS, 

AS HSR JUMPS BACK A LITTLE...

IN FRIGHT! 

“WHAT’S GOING TO HAPPEN TO ME, 

MISTER CLOUDS?”  

“DON’T YOU DARE CALL ME THAT AGAIN!...

...TAKE THIS!”

 

NOW, A COALESCING 

‘FORCE BALL’ FORMS AND INTENSIFIES, 

AND 

IS ABOUT TO 

HEAD HSR’S WAY…  

BUT… 

…JUST IN TIME…

...THIS ‘SPECIAL ONE’ 

NOW APPEARS AGAIN, 

WITHOUT NOTICE, 

AND SAYS, 

“I HAVE YOUR BACK, YOUNG WARRIOR!”

May you have many...

...Smiles!

Meanwhile...Back In Tooth Fairy Land!...

 "All year, I have been waiting for the Tooth Fairy...

...Prom At The Winge institute!"

Dental Hygiene Wars!

"My teacher told us that

there are bacteria all over

our bodies!...

...Please Help Me!"

"Don't worry!...He...

...wouldn't hurt a Fly!"

"These Antibiotics...

...are hurting Me!"

"Hey, Tongue!...

Make some...

come this way!"

The Bacteria in the Mouth

are 

munching on that

Chocolate Snack!

"I told you what 

I will do to you

the next time I

catch you in 

My Pateint's Mouth, Right?"

The Winge Institute For The Oral Sciences

The Winge Cyber/Virtual Dental School

We're Turning Dentistry Upside Down!

The Dentist Who Loves You Back

The Weekly Dental Entertainment Program

The Second Life Dentist

The World's Best Dental Adventure Blog

Dentistry And Second Life

Second Life-Dental Blog

Fairy Tales Of The Mouth

A Thousand And One Dental Bites

Dental Comic Book

My Mouth Made Me Do It

The Biggest and Baddest Dentist in History

The Dental Blog That You Can Read To Your Kids