Okay!... So you got 20,000 Bitcoin
for Christmas!...
...Well...I got
20,000 cashed out...
Bitcoin!..."
"Give Me a Break!" says
the exasperated Dentist,
Doctor Eugene Molaar,
about some of his Patients,
"Christmas Time is
not just about Competing Presents and
whatever,
but some of them
didn't get the message, and
they
can get really
hostile about
who gets what...
...and their Giftings and Their Braggings!"
"In one instance,
one kid says to another,
"I'm going to get a
whole lotta presents
on Christmas!""
"Now a girl comes up to him and says,
"I'm gonna get
more Presents than You!""
"And here...a guy says,
"Well, I'm going to climb
the two tallest peaks in one day!"
And the other one responds,
"My gift is to ride with Jeff Bezos
in Space
for a
Short Ride!""
"In another scene,
the Big Brother yanks, "This
Babe Ruth
Glove
is mine! Now let Go!"
"And the younger Brother says, "No!...I...
Found it under the Tree First!""
"Now, next up,
I can't believe that one guy says,
"For Christmas,
I'm getting the First and Only
24 carat Designer
Running Shoes, ya Hear!"
And the other guy now says,
"Well, be that as it may, but...
I'm getting a
signed copy of the
Extremely Rare
Zee Nike Airs!...Ha ha!""
"Now,
this Jetsetter hints
to another,
"I Know that your
Little Penthouse with
No View,
isn't better than
My Bermuda
Beach
House I just got!""
"OMGosh," says this Lady, "I'm getting
a
One-of-a Kind
Maybach
Concept Car!"
And he responds back,
"Well, I'm Getting
A Maybach
in Red with
Automatic
Everything!"
And these guys are
Pillow fighting to see who
goes on a Christmas Charity Date with
a
local Weathercaster!"
"So,"
concludes Doctor
Eugene Molaar,
"it seems that many people,
including some of my patients,
who celebrate Christmas,
will continue
their One-upmanship,
no matter what we do otherwise,
because of our
'Human Competitive Natures!'
...And this is really...you know...
too bad!"
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