This 5-9, 211 speedster who can scamper
a 4.38 or less in the 40, who also has a thick
muscular neck, not only won the Super Bowl LX
played last Sunday, he was unanimously
declared the game's Most Valuable Player
because he was the only
consistent offensive performer in a
heavily-weighted defensive contest.
He made a couple of long
penetrating runs while thanking his teammates
for
their great contributions. The last time a running back
won a Super Bowl MVP was 28 years ago in
1998 when Terrell Davis went wild with a
mind-bending 157 yards and three TDs.
This very recent feat was not too
difficult for Kenneth Walker III
because he has a mid-upper-lip Winge's
Peak, or elatus labialis wingeulus, which is
the confirmatory sign that he has the
'Super-Humanity-Power' Genetics Traits
among his chromosomes, this makes
him a homo wingeulus or super-homo sapiens.
Oh yes, and in case you didn't know,
Terrell Davis has a mid-upper-lip Winge's Peak
too...along with all of the top 16 NFL all-time
Some of Kenneth's highlights here!
Elucidator of elatus labialis wingeulus, and
expositor of newly-proposed Ancient East African species homo wingeulus,
Ralph C. Winge, D.D.S.,
USC Dental Graduate.
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