Hollywood Smiles Report: Where Dentistry Meets The Red Carpet!...: Will The Circus Be...All Fun And Games...For Doctor Hollywood Today?...

So,

THE TEENAGE HOLLYWOOD SMILES REPORT AND HIS BUDDIES

MAKE IT ON OVER

TO THE VISITING

CIRCUS

IN TOWN

TO MEET SOME CUTE CHICKS

AND HAVE SOME

INNOCENT FUN!...

AND ON THEIR WAY OVER,

HE ASKS A FRIEND,

"I WONDER IF THEY ARE

GOING TO HAVE A

"KISSING BOOTH" LIKE THEY DID

WHEN MY DAD

WAS A KID?"

AND ONE OF HIS FRIENDS SAYS,

"I'M ONLY DOING THE

PRETTY GIRLS!

AND A FRIEND SAYS,

I WANT TO SEE A LADY

FIRED OUT

OF A CONNON!

...

SO,

THEY MAKE IT THERE

FINALLY

AND THERE'S LOT OF FUN

TO BE HAD!

THEN, THIS GIRL OPENS

A DOOR, AND IS SURPRISED...

AND SHE SAYS,

"HOLLYWOOD...IS THAT YOU?

I REMEMBER YOU FROM JR. HIGH!

I'M WORKING IN THIS OFFICE...PLEASE COME

BY AND SEE ME LATER, OKAY!"

NOW, ONE OF HIS FRIENDS SAYS,

"YOU OLD DOG YOU...YOU

BEEN HOLDIN' OUT ON US, BRO!"

AND HSR SAYS, "MAN I AIN'T SEEN

HER IN FOUR-FIVE YEARS!...

...BUT SHE FILLED OUT, THOUGH!"

...

"HI, CALEB AND HOLLYWOOD...

SAYS THIS GIRL...

HEY CALEB...WHO'S YOUR FRIEND?"

AND CALEB ANSWERS, "OH, HE'S DARNELL!"

"WELL, DARNELL, I HAVE A FRIEND HERE

THAT

WANTS TO GET TO KNOW

YOU!"

SO, NOW,

CALEB AND DARNELL GO OFF

WITH THEIR FRIENDS

AND

HSR IS BY HIMSELF,

AND HE DECIDES TO GO

AND GET A HOT DOG

AT THIS VENDOR

AND THE HOT DOG AND

THE COKE DON'T LAST VERY LONG!...

"HI THERE, SIR,"

SAYS THIS GIRL, "I WAS WONDERING...

IF YOU CAN GO

ON THE ROLLERCOASTER WITH ME...

I MIGHT GET SCARED AND HAVE TO

HOLD ON TO SOMEBODY!"

"SURE, I'LL GO ON THERE WITH YOU!" REPLIES HSR...

SO, THEY GET TO THE COASTER

AND HSR

WANTS TO MAKE

A GOOD IMPRESSION ON THE GIRL

THAT HE JUST MET,

BECAUSE

HE APPRECIATES THAT

SHE LIKES TO LAUGH AT HIS JOKES...

...EVEN THE DUD ONES...

SO,

THEY STEP INTO THE FIRST CAR

OF THIS "DROP MOUNTAIN" RIDE,

AND THE ROLLER CAR STARTS ASCENDING

HIGH UP WITH A LOUD CLACKITY-CLAK...

...BUT...WAIT...

AS HE REACHES THE TOP

HE STARTS TO HOLD ON TO HER!

HOWEVER, HE CAN'T STOP THINGS NOW

AND MUST ENDURE

THE REST OF THE "ENTERTAINMENT,"

THEN,

THEY GET OFF THAT ONE AND

SHE SAYS, " I LOVED THAT ONE...NOW,

LETS TRY THAT OTHER ONE!"

...

SO,

HSR DOESN'T WANT TO SEEM SCARED

SO

THEY BOARD THE NEXT RIDE,

WHICH IS A

HEART-POUNDING, RHYTHMIC, AND

SPEEDY OFFERING CALLED

THE "BIG IN AND OUT"...

...WHICH IS GUARANTEED

TO HELP MAKE

THE FOOD THAT YOU JUST PUT IN--COME OUT!...

SO,

THAT RIDE FINISHES...

BUT,

HSR CAN'T FEEL GOOD

IN THE GIRLS SQUEEZY HUGS

BECAUSE HE'S TOO FRIGHTENED!

...

"LET'S GO ON THIS ONE, TOO!

SHE BEGS,

WHILE JUMPING UP AND DOWN WITH

HER ARMS AROUND HIM!

SO,

AFTER A BRIEF REST AND WALK-ABOUT,

THE NEXT COASTER,

CALLED "TAKE A CHANCE,"

MAKES THE HSR AND THE

THRILL SEEKING GIRL

STEP BACK A LITTLE...

BUT THE GIRL SAYS,

"I TRUST THE MATHEMATICAL CALCULATIONS

THAT WERE USED IN THE PHYSICAL DESIGN OF THIS RIDE!...

I'M A MATH MAJOR!

AND I WANT TO SAIL INTO THE SKY...WITHOUT A TRACK!...

ISN'T THAT "THE MOST," HOLLYWOOD?"

"YES, DEAR!" SQUEAKS OUT HSR...

SO, HSR BARELY SURVIVES THIS RIDE

BUT

AFTER TOO MANY BIZARRE BUMPS,

FRIGHTENING TWISTS, AND

TERRIFYING TURNS,

HSR FINALLY STEPS OUT

OF THE ROLLERCOASTER CAR

AND FINDS OUT THAT

HE HAS COMMITTED

A VERY EMBARRASSING

PERSONAL ACCIDENT!...

...BUT...

HE TELLS THE GIRL THAT

HE JUST MET

THAT HE JUST BUMPED INTO SOME ONE

AND THAT A DRINK SPILLED ALL OVER...

"I'MA GO TO THE MEN'S ROOM...

I'LL BE BACK!"

SO,

HE RUSHES TO FIND ONE...AND

AND HE DOESN'T WANT PEOPLE

LOOKING AND LAUGHING AT HIS

DEMISE!...ESPECIALLY

CLOWNS!

WELL, IT'S A DISTANCE AWAY...BUT HE

FINDS ONE...

AND HE DRIES OFF

AS MUCH AS HE CAN, AND

WHEN HE STARTS BACK...

HE SEES...YOU GUESSED IT!...

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