Thanks For My Bangin’ New Smile, Dentist, Man!…Now Girls Are Calling Me Left and Right! Part 4.

“THANK GOODNESS FOR DENTISTRY! AND FOR MY GREAT DR. DENTINA,” SAYS CHARLES ADAMS, THE PROTAGONIST OF THE BLOG SERIES BELOW, BUT ENOUGH ABOUT THAT COOL DUDE FOR NOW, BECAUSE THE HSR, WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS WHOLE BLOG SITE IN THE FIRST PLACE, IS TRYING TO FIGURE HIS WAY OUT OF A DARK AND COLD MEDIEVAL-LOOKING CASTLE, 

BY GOING ROOM TO ROOM, AND HOPING THAT HE’LL FINALLY FIND THE MAIN EXIT, BUT EACH TIME HE ENTERS ONE ROOM WHICH INVARIABLY CONTAINS AN UNEXPECTED AND MENACING MONSTER...

AND HE, SO FAR, HAS BEEN ABLE TO EXTRICATE HIMSELF AND ESCAPE OUT OF EACH ROOM, AND INTO ANOTHER ROOM, BUT THE NEXT ROOM HAS ANOTHER TYPE OF YUCKY LIVING THING, AND EACH NEW THREAT

SEEMS TO WANT TO KEEP HIM THERE AND DO UNSPEAKABLE THINGS TO HIM, SO, WE NOW FIND THE HSR TRYING TO GET AWAY FROM SOMETHING LARGE THAT SLITHERS AND DRAGS ITSELF ON THE FLOOR, BUT THE ROOM IS DARK SO HE CAN’T SEE ANYTHING, AND HE SLOWLY AND CAREFULLY, AND BLINDLY WALKS, TOUCHING THE WALL ALONG THE WAY, AND NOW, AS HE FINALLY FINDS THE DOORKNOB OF A NEW DOOR TO GET OUT OF THIS ROOM, HE FEELS A WET AND SLIMY TENTACLE,

CREEP UP HIS LEG UNDER HIS PANTS, SO HE SCREAMS LOUDLY LIKE A SAPRANO, THEN KICKS THE TENTACLE WITH HIS OTHER FOOT, BUT ANOTHER TENTACLE GRABS THAT OTHER FOOT, SO NOW HE’S IN A BIG VAT OF TROUBLE, BUT FORTUNATELY, HE HAS HIS HANDS ON THE DOOR KNOB OF THE DOOR TO THE NEXT ROOM, SO, HE TWISTS THE KNOB AND THE DOOR SWINGS OPEN, LETTING IN A LOT OF LIGHT, 

WHICH SCARES AND MAKES THE SLITHERING AND TENTACLED MONSTER AROUND HIS LEGS, QUICKLY LET GO OF THE LEGS, WHICH IS A GOOD THING, SO HSR HIGH STEPS IT OUT OF THERE INTO THE NEXT ROOM, WHICH HAS ENOUGH LIGHT TO SEEM LIKE IT’S OUTSIDE, BUT IT’S NOT, SO HE’S GLAD, AT LEAST, TO GET TENTACLE-FREE, BUT WHAT WAITS FOR HIM NOW IS A, …sir, dentist...uh...hello...and just hold your horses, and wait a second, now…you’ve got me holding my breath with heavy anticipation, and I don’t like to be scared like that, so my “I had the greatest time last night listening to the Philharmonic Orchestra play Mozart’s First Symphony in D Minor” smile, wants to get some ice water, grab a sit-down, and start fanning myself like crazy!

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“We are all safe, especially if we can live in good health tomorrow!”

My name is Charles…Charles Adams. And first off, I thank my dentist, Dr. Delyla Dentina, who stylized my new smile so magnificently, that I’m a brand new attractive me!...And now the eyes of many women perk up when they look my way…and I must admit that I do like the added attention!

I still dress rather preppy, with selections from Brooks Brothers and Sacks Fith Ave...

...and the like, but my new teeth whiteness and arrangements potentiate the vibes and looks that I give to women.

Well, anyway, this morning, I am just now stepping out of a brand new white Bentley,

which belongs to a beautiful business women who is dropping me off to work.

I just safely helped a family member of hers, who desparately needed help in crossing the street.

Dr. Lovelow, as she drops me off in her white luxury car, says she’ll be out of the country for two weeks, says, “Charles, I’d love to use some of your predictive analytic services that you provide, you handsome man!”

I know Dr. Stacy Lovelow has to be a millionaire! She didn’t tell me what she does for a living, but she did give me her card, and instead of looking at it now, I just slip it into my suit pocket, and say, “So nice to have met you today…and have a safe trip, Dr. Stacy!”

And she quickly returns, “Please…call me Ci Ci!

As I gently close her hermetic car door, she winks and gives me one of her saucy smiles!...

And I give her a wink and a smile back!

So, as I turn around and head for the front door of the tall glass building, I see me and my smile in the reflecting windows, and give props to my dentist again.

Inside, I pass three ladies at the sign-in desk...

One of them says, “Hi there, Mr. Adams! Have a nice day!” and the other two give flirting, girlish giggles.

I reply back, “Good morning, ladies…and thank you!”

After walking to the elevator button, and pressing it, I start to think about the businesses that I’ll be working with today.

The elevator doors open up, and while I step in, the smiling elevator attendant asks...

 ...which floor I need, and I say "The 50th, please!"

As I ride up, I take out Ci Ci’s business card and look at it.

It reads, “Unlimited Assests Management, Where For A Fee, You Don’t Lose A Dime,” President and CEO Stacy Lovelow, Doctorate in Finance, Monaco, France.”

I think, “Whoa! She’s definitely in rarefied business air!”

As I leave the elevator, the attendant says, "One day you tell me the name of your dentist, okay!"

I reply, "Sure, she makes the world a smilier place!"

And wouldn't you know it, as soon as the door opens, and I exit the elevator and round the corner, I almost bump into Reebee, a hot co-worker that has her eyes on me, or maybe it's just my smile...but any way... she says, "Oh, excuse me Mr. Adams, ha, we almost bumped!...I know you have insurance!," with a big smile.

"Aww, Reebee, you know you're the best! Good Morning! I have to make a couple of calls, but I'll get back to you!" I respond...

"Promises, promises, Mr Adams!" she lets out.

So, I get to my desk, and hang my coat up, then sit down in my comfortable and ergonomic executive chair, and get busy.

But before I could make it to my second client call, our group secretary alerts me that I am to report to the V.P. of Predictive Analytics Research, pronto.

I go up to the 65th floor, and I check in with the secretary there, who greets me, "Good Morning, Mr. Adams"...

...then I sit down in the reception room....and the receptionist, I notice, takes a couple of glances my way and asks me, "Do you know a dentist by the name Dr. Dentina? Because, I notice that you have the "Starlights Smile Teeth Curvatures!" "Well, yes, I do!," I continue, "And I see that you opted for her "In Motion Smile Package." I could recognize it on you right away!" The executive assistant, confesses, "Dr. Dentina has shown me how the architecture of the teeth creates and synergizes with  the energy, impact, and the emotions of the viewer. Oh, Mr Adams...I wanted to ask you..." And just at that moment, a discreet buzzer lights the secretary's phone, and she says, "Mr. Adams, let's talk more later...and nice speaking with you! Dr. Lola is able to see you now. Please, through the double doors."

"Thank you very much! Your smile's a winner, young lady," I exclaim to her, as I get up out of my chair and head to the richly appointed oak doors. The floors are shiny marble, straight from Italy, I can tell. And the view from 15 floors higher makes a big difference.

I walk to the V. P.'s entrance, and slightly pull on one of the doors, but both of the heavy paneled doors open together with the greatest of ease.

"Wow!,"  I exclaim to myself, "is this place laid out or what!" as I walk into the office...

"You, hoo, Mr. Adams!...I'm on this side! Hi there...I'm Dr. Lola, V. P."...

I respond back, "Hi there, I remember you...I met you a couple of months ago!"

"Good!" she says and adds, "I have noticed your newly inserted algorithms, and how they seem to  better predict clients'  actual sales numbers by almost 400%...I want to thank you for your progress, and the Board of Directors has noticed this too!...they tripled your pay scale, too!...I need you to work directly with me...if you don't mind...so that we can continue to pleasantly surprise our existing clients, and to widen our roster of multinationals!"

"Your new office is now being moved to this floor right next to mine, just in case I need your input, quickly..."

"Why thank you, Dr. Lola! All of these good things are happening so very fast!" I admit.

"Oh, please, call me Geena. I'd say that things are coming along quite well, too, Mr. Adams. How about we talk about it over lunch...at Rodolpho's!"

"You mean the Wing Plaza restaurant on the 80th floor that rotates?," I inquire wide-eyed.

"You bet! Why don't you go check out your new office and get comfy. I'll see you at lunch with another V.P. in a bit," Dr. Geena Lola assures me and gives me a sweet, sparkling smile that goes well with her sparkling eyes!

"Let's eat together at lunch then," I smile back!...






TO BE CONTINUED...

May you have many…I like hearing good music through my headphones to hear every instrument!...ripe, juicy fruits are God's continuous gift to us...have you ever wanted to be caught speechless!… smiles!

Make Your Teeth Their Cleanest!...Right Before Bedtime Fun!

THE JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL-AGED HSR IS HAVING SO MUCH FANTASTIC FUN AT A TWO-WEEK SUMMER CAMP THAT HE IS JUST BESIDE HIMSELF ALL DAY,  ESPECIALLY WITH MEETING NEW AND NICE KIDS FROM ALL OVER, AND ALSO WITH SWIMMING AND PLAYING SILLY GAMES IN THE COOL POOL ON THE HOT AFTERNOON, WITH THE FUNNY, AND NEVER-RUN-OUT-OF-JOKES LIFE GUARD NAMED RIO ASCALANZAZONABONAVICH (THAT'S HIS REAL NAME!...OR SO HE SAYS!)

AND HSR ALSO PRACTICES ARCHERY, PRETENDING THAT HE IS "THE ARROW"...AND HE ALSO LEARNS HOW TO BREATHE AND RELAX...AND HSR ACTUALLY HITS A BULLSEYE A COUPLE OF TIMES!...

OH, AND HSR JUST LOVES SINGING SONGS AT THE NIGHTLY CAMPFIRE PROGRAM, AND LAUGHING AT THE FUNNY SKITS, AND GETTING FRIGHTENED AT THE SCARY STORIES...

BUT ONE DAY, WHILE HSR AND HIS CABIN MATES ARE TREKKING THROUGH THE WOODS, THEY COME ACROSS A MEAN AND HUNGRY-LOOKING FOX,

AND HSR REMEMBERS TO NOT ACT SCARY AND HE ACTUALLY RUNS SHOUTING TOWARD THE FOX WHILE WAVING HIS ARMS, AND GUESS WHAT?...THE FOX ACTUALLY TURNS AROUND AND RUNS AWAY!...BUT NOT BECAUSE OF WHAT HSR DID...THE FOX REALLY RAN AWAY BECAUSE A BIG BEAR IS COMING RIGHT BEHIND HSR, 

AND HSR DOESN'T EVEN KNOW IT!...BUT HE HEARS SOME TWIGS BREAK AS THE BEAR GETS CLOSER!...AND HSR TURNS AROUND AND SEES IT, AND DOES THE SAME THING TO THE BEAR...HE WAVES HIS ARMS, SHOUTS AND RUNS TOWARD THE BEAR, AND BELIEVE IT OR NOT, THE BEAR ITSELF TURNS AROUND AND  HIGHTAILS IT OUT OF  THERE, PRONTO, WHICH MAKES HSR FEEL A LITTLE MORE BOLDER NOW, BUT ONCE AGAIN...IT WASN'T HSR'S ACTION AND MENACING LOOKS THAT SCARED AWAY THE BEAR...IT WAS A GIGANTIC MOOSE QUICKLY APPROACHING FROM BEHIND HSR...

NOW THIS TIME, HSR AND HIS FRIENDS KNOW THAT SHOUTING AND WAVING ARMS WILL ONLY GO SO FAR...SO THEY RUN...WAVING THEIR ARMS...FOR THEIR DEAR LIVES, AND GO BETWEEN SOME TIGHT SPACES THAT THE MOOSE CAN'T GET THROUGH...AND THEY RUN ALL THE WAY BEACK TO CAMP...AND THE COUNSELORS SEE THEM AND SAY, "HEY, YOU GUYS TIRED OF LOLLIGAGGING AND FOOLING AROUND IN THE WOODS? WELL, COME ON IN AND LET'S EAT LUNCH!

OH BOY, DOES  HSR HAVE SOME STORIES TO TELL TONIGHT AT THE CAMPFIRE, AND IT'S ONLY DAY TWO!...oh, mister blogger...now you're playin' dirty...I went to summer camp and had lots of fun, but I never saw a bear or a moose, less lone run back to camp, and my nostalgic and "my camp counselor told me that if I look under the right rock I will find a real gold coin from a miner who dropped it long ago" smile, dreams of summer camp every time I walk around a bunch of tall and really green trees!
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"The goings on of tomorrow may be a mystery, as it should be, but I'll still try my best!"









My oh my...

That is a convincing yawn...

I'm getting a little sleepy, too, and I think that it's time for all in our time zone to...hit the sack!

...ahh, yes, but before we do, let's engage in the time-honored tradition of cleansing our dental bones for prosperity, posterity, and otherwise great and continued use of our white-colored gnashers and smashers!

Now, as you do your nighttime preparation, I am not going to shout and sound like a no-nonsense drill sergeant (despite its effectiveness!)...

...no, that would be too harsh for right now...you know...we want positive reinforcement...

...instead, I will lovingly remind and support all of your efforts to safely and adequately deplaque, as if I were a cheerleader...

So, let's get this dental hygiene party started...with...

...safe and thorough flossing...

...and now, with all of that interdental scum removed from between the teeth, let's brush well...

...removing all of the other left-behind-from-today's-eating food particles in the mouth, and on the tongue and cheeks, for a global clean, which is quickly achievable with the "Love ToothBrush," and make all of that mouth junk disappear far, far away!...

Now, after spitting out the remaining agitated slurry of toothpaste and old food, and who knows what else, instead of rinsing out with water, rinse out for a bunch of seconds with your favorite protective mouth rinse...

...and now, a  residual, thin, and protective film is steadily remineralizing any surface enamel calling out for restrengthening!...

And now it's bedtime...and you know what that means...however...it's different strokes...for different folk!...


A fun and soft pillow fight may be in order...

...or counting sheep...

Not to be ignored is reading a good book...

...or snuggling up with a warm and fuzzy friend...

...while significant others may want to share their deepest and juiciest secrets!...

...but what ever you do, fun (hopefully) or otherwise...catch those beauty-and-body-needed zees, okay!...

The take away for today...a freshly-flossed-and-brushed dentition, which has a newly-minimized microbiological burden, and which can lessen the potential occurrence of a body-energy-using and complex-cascading inflammatory response, may arguably bring about optimal immunophysiological conditions that promote a better quality of sleep!





May you have many...how long have you been doing what you want to do?...ice-cold water on a hot, searing day? I'd like to feel it again!...that's it: get ready in the morning, go out, and have a nice day!...smiles!

A Black Dentist, A White Dentist, And A Mexican Dentist Were Sitting At A Bar…And …! Part 1.

Your "I'm just ecstatic when things are going my way, like now..." smile, is comfortably seated in your soft but firm swivel/rocker/recliner, positioned and laid as far back as relaxingly possible and watching the curved big screen AS THE DENTAL SCHOOL FRESHMAN HSR JOGS BY AN AD KIOSK ON CAMPUS, AND ONE AD ON IT THAT CATCHES HIS EYE READS "REFEREES NEEDED FOR COMMUNITY FOOTBALL GAME. NO EXPERIENCE NECESSARY. ONLY BASIC KNOWLEDGE OF THE GAME NEEDED. REPORT TO STADIUM FRIDAY AT 11:30 AM" AND HSR NOTICES THAT TODAY IS FRIDAY AND THE TIME NOW IS 11:00 AM, SO HE SAYS TO HIMSELF, "I THINK I'LL GO ON OVER AND GIVE IT A TRY. IT'S JUST ON THE OTHER SIDE OF CAMPUS." SO HE MAKES IT ON OVER TO THE NEW CHAUNCEY JAY MULTIPLEX CONVENTION CENTER AND ARENA 

JUST IN TIME, HOWEVER, INSTEAD OF SEEING BIG BRUTES PRACTICE TACKLING EACH OTHER HARD...

HE SEES THAT THE PLAYERS ARE SERIOUS, AMAZONIC, HYPER-ATHLETIC FEMALES

THAT ARE PUSHING AND SHOVING EACH OTHER AROUND WITH CONTROLLING TECHNIQUES, LIKE THEY HAVE SOMETHING TO PROFESSIONALLY PROVE, AND A GENTLEMAN, THAT LOOKS LIKE HE COULD BE A COACH OR ONE OF THE SPONSORS, WALKS UP TO HSR, EXTENDS A HAND, AND TELLS HSR, "HI THERE, YOUNG MAN! LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE SHOWING UP TO REF FOR TODAY'S GAME...HERE'S A REF SHIRT...PUT IT ON NOW...WE'LL TALK ABOUT COMPENSATION LATER, BUT IF YOU DO A GOOD JOB TODAY, THERE'S A LOT MORE AHEAD FOR YOU IN OUR NEW LADIES FOOTBALL LEAGUE...JUST TRY NOT TO MAKE BADS CALLS BECAUSE THE LADIES ARE SORT OF ROUGH...AND I WOULDN'T WANT THEM TO MAKE MINCE MEAT

OUT OF YOU...SO, THANKS A BUNCH, AND LET'S GET THIS GAME STARTED!" AND THE GUY HANDS HSR A NEW WHISTLE WRAPPED IN PLASTIC AND A LARGE SHINY COMMEMORATIVE COIN, SO HSR CALLS THE CAPTAINS OF BOTH TEAMS OVER FOR THE COIN TOSS, AND, OF COURSE, IT COMES UP "TAILS," MEANING THAT THE PINK TEAM RECEIVES FIRST, AND THE WHITE TEAM, THE LOS ANGELES COUGARS, HUDDLE 

TO PLOT A STRATEGY, THEN AFTER THAT, HSR DIRECTS BOTH TEAMS TO LINE UP FOR THE OPENING KICK, THEN THE COUGARS KICK OFF TO THE PINK TEAM, THE SAN DIEGO BEES, AND THEIR STAR PLAYER, JACKIE ROBINSON, RECEIVES THE KICK AND SECURELY TUCKS THE BALL IN AND SHE IMMEDIATELY FAKES THREE PLAYERS OUT, AND THIS ALONE BRINGS ALL OF THE WILD CROWD TO THEIR FEET,

AND SHE FIERCELY AND ENTERTAININGLY JUTS AND JUKES ALONG HER DIFFICULT PATH, SOMETIMES HAVING TO SCAMPER BACKWARD, AND RUNNING THIS WAY AND THAT, AND SHE ALMOST FALLS DOWN A COUPLE OF TIMES, WHICH MAKES THE CROWD GO EVEN MORE WILD, AND JACKIE BOBS AND WEAVES PAST THE OTHER PLAYERS, AND MAKES SOME OF THEM GRAB THE AIR WHERE SHE USED TO BE, MAKING THEM LOOK INEPT, AND SHE DOES THIS ALL THE WAY TO, AND PAST, THE GOAL LINE, AND JACKIE TOPS HER OPENING 96-YARD KICKOFF TOUCH DOWN RETURN SPRINT BY NONCHALANTLY TOSSING THE BALL TO HSR INSTEAD OF A WILD TOUCHDOWN DANCE, WHICH MAKES PEOPLE THINK THAT SHE'S MADE IT TO THE END ZONE MANY TIMES BEFORE, LIKE IT'S OLD HAT, BUT NO MATTER, BECAUSE THE CAPACITY CROWD AGAIN GOES WILD FOR HER, AND THE HSR CAREFULLY THROWS UP A VIGOROUS TOUCHDOWN SIGN

AFTER HE REMEMBERS THAT THERE WERE NO FOULS AND THAT THE WHOLE PLAY WAS CLEAN, AND HE THINKS TO HIMSELF, "MAN, THESE GIRLS ARE PLAYING FOR KEEPS, AND THIS IS JUST THE START OF THE CONTEST! I BETTER KEEP MY HEAD IN THE GAME AND MAKE THE RIGHT CALLS, BECAUSE I DON'T WANT ANY OT THESE SCARY PLAYERS LOSING IT...

...AND COMING AFTER ME!

“Go ahead and configure and reconfigure the necessary foundational matters, so that more blessings come your way!”

Dubbed “The Biggest Dental Convention In The World,” no one knew that the weather outside would be so extreme!

But, inside the convention hall, the air was conditioned to perfection!

And there are three dentists who went to school together, and were actually in the same class, and they decide to head to the entertainment lounge after a long academic lecture, and an informative convention floor walk-around, to talk about life and old times... and to tell a few truths...and maybe to tell a few lies!

So there they are, a Black dentist, a White dentist, and a Mexican dentist sitting and drinking at the bar…

…and the White dentist says…

… “My wife left me for another man”…

…and the Black dentist says…

… “My wife left me for another woman”…

…and the Mexican dentist says…

… “My wife left me for a transgender”…

And the Black and White dentists ask, …

… “Well, is the transgender a new man, or a new woman?

…and the Mexican dentist says…

… “Both!”

So they throw back a couple more shots, and laugh a little more…

And the Mexican dentist asks the White dentist…

… “Hey, whatever happened to that gorgeous secretary you use to have?...

…and the White dentist says…

… “She ran off with a guy with dreads! And meds!”…

…and the Mexican dentist asks the Black dentist…

… “Whatever happened to the beautiful receptionist at your office?”...

…and the Black dentist says…

… “She made me leave my wife…to get married!...not to me, but to my wife!

And when the White dentist asks the Mexican dentist, “What’s up with that gorgeous body building assistant you have?”

…the Mexican dentist responds, “Had! She ran off with a pro basketball player, and she’s now all over Instagram and the Internet, and, oh, I’ll bet you can’t guess her name in a million years!...Caramel Shakes!

The Black and White Dentist both ask, “You have her picture on you?”

And the Mexican dentist says, “Oh yeah!” Then he pulls out his phone and shows them a flick of the statuesque and seductive Miss Shakes…

The Black and White Dentists, after a good first and second look, slap each other five, and shout “…”

TO BE CONTINUED…

May you have many…when you’re the best dancer on the dance floor, you know it!....a true martial artist sees things and analyzes vulnerabilities always in a martial arts way!...if Mother Nature ain’t happy, ain’t nobody happy...smiles!

Songs That Make Me, And Maybe You, Smile! Part 2.

Your "I'm happy that many things are going my way right now...aren't you?" smile is seated in a recliner laid back in full relaxation mode with the big screen showing THE TWENTY-SOMETHING HSR, ONCE AGAIN, IN ONE OF THE MOST UNENVIABLE POSITIONS THAT HE HAS EXPERIENCED IN A WHILE: HE HAS SPIFFED HIMSELF UP AND LOOKS ALL GOOD AND GQ AND STUFF...

..HOWEVER HE IS STUCK IN A LINE TO GET INTO THE POPULAR NIGHTCLUB, "DRIP, DRIP,"

...AND THE LINE ISN'T MOVING FAST AT ALL, ALMOST LIKE IT COULD BE MEASURED IN MILLIMETERS PER HOUR, SO HSR REFLEXIVELY PULLS OUT HIS PHONE TO CHECK ON NOTHING,

...AND ALL OF THE NEWS IS OLD NEWS WITH NO GLOBAL ALERTS AT ALL, WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, A GIRL WALKS UP TO HIM AND TAPS HSR ON HIS ARM TO GET HIS ATTENTION, AND SHE ASKS HIM, "HI THERE! AREN'T YOU THE LIFE GUARD THAT WORKED AT THE BEACH LAST SUMER?" AND HSR RETURNS, "HELLO THERE. YES, I DID SOME LIFE GUARDING THERE LAST SUMMER. DO I KNOW YOU?" AND SHE CONTINUES, "YES YOU DO. WE TALKED. BUT, YOU'LL PROBABLY REMEMBER ME BETTER IF YOU SEE ME IN MY BIKINI. LOOK!" AND SHE OPENS HER MID-LENGTH OVERCOAT TO SHOW THE BIKINI THAT SHE IS WEARING NOW! AND HSR ALMOST IMPERCEPTIVELY FAINTS, BUT HE STILL MAINTAINS HIS BALANCE AND A POKER FACE, AS HE CHECKS HER OUT VISUALLY, LIKE A COMPUTER SCANNER...

AND SHE ASKS HSR, "INSTEAD OF STANDING IN THIS LINE, I'M HAVING A PRIVATE PARTY. WANNA COME WITH ME?" AND THE HSR, WHO CAN SPOT A DOUBLE ENTENDRE FROM A MILE AWAY, SERVES BACK, "WELL, WHERE DO YOU WANT ME TO COME, I MEAN, GO?" AND THE CUTE YOUNG LADY GIGGLES A LITTLE AND SAYS, "I HAVE AN RV PARKED ON THE NEXT BLOCK.  THAT'S WHERE THE PARTY IS. WANNA COME NOW?" AND WITH THAT INVITATION, HSR STEPS UNDER THE CLUB ROPES AND THEY WALK TO THE PARTY RV, AND WHEN THEY GET INSIDE, HSR IS TAKEN ABACK A LITTLE, BECAUSE THIS GIRL ISN'T LYING THAT THIS IS A PARTY BUS...

...AND IT HAS A POLE AND EVERYTHING! AND HSR ASKS, "ARE ANY OTHER PEOPLE COMING TO THIS PARTY?" AND SHE WINKINGLY REPLIES, "WHAT DO YOU THINK, YOU HANDSOME TIGER?"
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"To get to the future, one must go through the present first, and fast!"  "










Aww, man!

I'ma give you some stuff that you can cognitively and hypnotically groove to!...

And as usual...no time wastin'!




First up:

Addal featuring Lisa May - Morning In Love

 

Next up:

Autograph playing Heartbeat

And finally:

 A thick, ethereal groove by Washed Out- Feel It All Around:

And as we say on this Internet outlet: "When maximally engrossed in the middle of your passion...Smile!"





TO BE CONTINUED...





May you have many...in utero, there's only meditation, and contemplating the navel/placenta area, no?...if the Earth rotated 5 times as fast as it does now, would our weight be less?...when lightning strikes the ocean surface, are the nearby fish electrocuted?...smiles!