You “Bed Knot” Forget To Floss!

BEING THE GREEN-EYED, STRONG, GOOD-LOOKING, AND ELITE TRIATHLETE SWIMMER THAT HE IS, THE HSR, DECKED OUT IN A ONE PIECE BODY SWIMSUIT, SORT OF LIKE THIS GUY, IN THE OLD DAYS,

WALKS OUT TO THE BEACH WATER BACKWARD, AND WHEN HE GETS ABOUT WAIST DEEP, HE TURNS AROUND AND, WITH EASY STROKES, SWIMS OUT PAST THE BREAK WATER, AND HE JUST TREADS WATER STATIONARILY FOR A WHILE, THEN HE TURNS AND LEISURELY FLOATS ON HIS BACK AND COUNTS SOME OF THE FRIENDLY-LOOKING, SUPER-PUFFY CLOUDS

WHICH LOOK LIKE THEY COULD BE A THOUSAND HEAVENLY DINOSAUR FOOTPRINTS SCATTERED MASTERFULLY ACROSS THE ATMOSPHERE, THEN HE LOOKS PAST THE CLOUDS AND SEES A METEOR STREAK ACROSS THE SKY, AND MIND YOU, THIS IS IN BROAD DAYLIGHT, AND A COUPLE MORE METEORS SHOW THEMSELVES, AND THE HSR DOESN’T THINK MUCH OF THIS, BUT HE TURNS HIS ATTENTION TO THE DIRECTION FROM WHICH THEY CAME, AND HE SEES ANOTHER ONE, BUT THIS ONE IS COMING IN HIS DIRECTION,

SO HE STOPS FLOATING ON HIS BACK AND TURNS TO TREAD WATER, AND FOLLOWS THIS METEOR RIGHT TO THE CLIFFS OF THE BEACH THAT HE IS ON!…AND THE METEOR SMASHES INTO THE CLIFFS, CAUSING A LANDSLIDE,

AND NOW, THE HSR SWIMS ASHORE AND RUNS TO WHERE THE NEW METEORITE JUST LANDED, BUT MORE OF THE CLIFFS ARE STARTING TO BREAK AWAY AND FALL DOWN, KEEPING HIM AWAY FROM CHECKING OUT THE NEW SKY ROCK, and while all of this is going on, your "I'm just trying not to have my crazy, mixed-up life get just like this crazy, mixed-up world!" smile, is also checking all of this out as it happens on the same beach, however, you are just going to stay put and get ready to witness one more fascinating sunset, reflecting and revealing its secrets over the mysterious azure agua...and forget about all the rest!

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“Dental floss helps you clean where the “sun don’t shine!””

Listen, folk!...

I ain't playing'!

If you know what's good for you...you "Bed Knot" forget!...

Cause if you do, in order to make you get in line, I might have to turn into a Driil Sargent on ya!...

Or maybe...in order to properly motivate, I might have to become that "Nagging Professor!"...

Please don't make me take anything out of my "Black Bag!..

You're old enough to know better...your mom raised you that way!

Assiduous flossing not only gets the almost 10% of plaque left behind from toothbrushing, it gets off most of the interdental plaque buildup out of the embrasure spaces between the teeth and under the gums! But sadly, we cannot remove 100% of all dental biofilm--there are always microscopic traces left behind--and plaque always grows back...with a vengeance!

Puffy, swollen, and infected gums like these...

can contribute to the potential internal inflammation of body cells, and parts like the heart, kidney, brain, and other areas!

Here's a "Virgin Dentition!"...Keep on being a virgin!

Proper "pop that string" flossing inhibits the free growth of microbe-community-based, gum-problem-and-cavity-producing biofilm, and the carious lesions that they can precipitate between teeth, if left untreated, and if those critters are left to their own devious devices, bacterial plaque

only gets more imposing, and destructive!...

Want some between teeth fillings?...

...just for looks?

Plus, not flossing, makes one have "Breff Stank!"

Hey, remember those kissing booths from long ago...

...well, did you know that they had a not-so-obvious sign that said, "No shoes, no shirt, no good teeth...No Service!"

 

May you have many…all of us, each and every one of us, count!...please meditate while reading this!...stay, or go, but not both!…smiles!

85-Year-Old Dentist Almost Faints…When A Famous Entertainer Tells Him That She’s Ready!…And “DTF!”...

Continuing the preface to the blog post, "Go 'Head Girl...And Twerk Dat Smile!," we now catch you turning from Netflix, to the new "WEBAD" channel, with your "yes! I'm dancing in the dark to some cool and mellow music--now that is what I call the tasty icing on my big fat cake!" smile watching attentively, AND THIS IS WHERE WE FIND HSR PURSUING A NEW ADVENTURE IN HIS HOT AIR BALLON...

...WHERE HE STARTS FROM HIS FORMER COLLEGE, POINT LOMA UNIVERSITY...

...IN SAN DIEGO, WHICH GIVES SPECTACULAR ARIEL VIEWS, AND HE CONTINUES NORTH UP THE COAST, AND HE LANDS AND SPENDS HIS FIRST NIGHT IN THE AREA OF THE AGUA HEDIONDA LAGOON...

...AND HE WAKES UP FRESH THIS NEW MORNING AND IS ABOUT TO TAKE OFF...ON SCHEDULE...BUT WHEN HE CLIMBS IN THE CABIN OF THE BALLON AND TAKES OFF, HSR FINDS THAT AN ATTRACTIVE WOMAN AND HER DOG HAVE STOWED AWAY IN HIS BALLON...

...AND THE STARTLED HSR WAKES THE WOMAN UP AND ASKS, " HEY THERE! HOW...WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING IN HERE?" AND THE WOMAN ANSWERS, "THE SAME THING THAT YOU'RE DOING...CHECKING OUT THE BEAUTIFUL SIGHTS...JUST LOOK AT CARLSBAD VILLAGE BEACH THERE!"...

..."BUT SIR...WHAT IS YOUR NAME" SHE ASKS, AND HE SAYS, "MY NAME IS HSR, DR. R" AND SHE CONTINUES, "WELL, DR. R, YOU SHOULD MAKE THE BALLON GO HIGHER, BECAUSE WE'RE ALMOST ON THE WAVES!" AND THE DOG BARKS ONCE IN AGREEMENT, AND HSR, SEEING THIS, LETS MORE HOT AIR INTO THE BALLON TO ASCEND MORE AND HE SAYS, "LOOKS LIKE THERE'S A LOT OF HOT AIR TO GO AROUND HERE" AND SHE SIDE GLANCES AT HIM, BUT HE CONTINUES, "WELL, ANYWAY, WHAT IS YOUR NAME YOUNG LADY?" AND SHE SAYS BACK, "MY NAME IS SUGAR, SUGAR ROSE, AND THIS IS MY DOG "FURRY." AND FURRY LIGHTLY BARKS ONCE AND STICKS OUT HIS TONGUE AND BREATHES...AND NOW THEY GAZE WITH WONDER AS THEY PASS OVER CAMP PENDLETON...

AND SUGAR ROSE POINTS AND SAYS, "OH LOOK!...A WHALE!...

AND MISS ROSE SMILES AND SAYS, "YOU KNOW DR. R, I THINK THAT WE MAKE BEAUTIFUL VIEWS TOGETHER!" AND HSR ROLLS HIS EYES AND JUST GETS ON WITH THE TRIP, THINKING ABOUT DUMPING THEM OFF AT THE NEXT STOP, THEN ROSE PULLS OUT SOMETHING FROM HER PURSE, AND SAYS, "DR. R! I HAVE SOME TREATS FOR US...I KNOW THAT YOU MIGHT BE GETTING HUNGRY! OKAY, HERE'S SOME CELERY AND COCONUT-ALMOND BUTTER...PROBABLY YOUR FAVORITE, NO?" AND HSR KNITS HIS BROW WHILE HALF-SMILING, AND THINKS TO HIMSELF, "HOW DID SHE KNOW THAT?"
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“Don't chew more than what you have bitten off!“

She is the type of woman that guys…would not write to their mothers about…

…and maybe not even take home to meet the family!…

…but guys would certainly chat and text to their friends about her…

…please, make no mistake about this!...

She exudes high-end everything…

Over-the-top ostentatiousness…

…the car…

the clothes!...

the diamonds!...

…the perfume!...

And her body…

…speaks, no, shouts, for itself…

…she looks like a billionaire’s girl friend!

And she swears that she’s surgical-enhancement free!...

Is she Mother Nature’s most sought after daughter?

So, she pulls up in to the parking lot of the megadentist that is highly recommended to her…

One Dr. Randy Gingivich…

He only works one day a week now, and is about to retire…

…and a lot of people want to get their work done by him before he moves to the Caribbean, to cool out to the max, and where everything is, as he puts it, “super beautiful”…

...especially the sunsets...

Now, she walks her way into the Doctor’s office!

Yes, everybody knows her...she's Jessica R.!

So, she's in the dental chair now, and the Dr. walks in...and his mouth drops open!...

"There you are, Doctor. I have searched for you far and wide...and now I finally see you...I am so beside myself," she confesses.

"Well, you could have just simply found me on the Internet," replies the Doctor.

"Ooh, I like  your fire, Doctor. But I am here because I hear that you have the best technique...and have had for years...anyway, I want you to show me how..." as she sort of wiggles the words out.

And she says that she's ready to learn, and that she wants you, the Dr., to show her, and that she will do what ever the Dr. wants, right now!

OMG!, Dr. Gingivich has an attack of double vision!...while his patient emotes!...

And she actually says--you can read her lips!--"So what's it going to be Dr. Gingivich, the string, or the toothpick?"

And she finishes with, "I'm "DTF" with you right now!"

Then, Dr. Gingivich thinks he is almost having a Fred Sanford moment, calling for "Elizabeth!"...and...

Jessica purrs, "Please, Doctor, let me take a deep breath and then we can get started!

"Oh, yes, and Dr!..."DTF" only means "Down To Floss!”

"Sir, are you turning red?"

"Well, tell me...what else do you think I could have been talking about?," Jessica innocently, yet winkingly, inquires!

So, without answering the question, the Doctor wipes his brow and thinks, "Whew!" and settles back down, and...

...he shows her...how to efficaciously floss with great technique...and that's the end of this story...before anyone, including me, gets in trouble!

May you have many…see no evil, speak no evil, and hear no evil--and most importantly--do no evil!...ah, yes, salads--the kaleidoscope of the fruit and vegetable worlds!...excuse me--may I have some seconds and maybe even thirds of that delicious food? Thank you!… smiles!

Top Dentist Now Available “At The Drop Of A Hat” Worldwide...For A $300,000 Retainer…Plus Expenses…For The World’s Best Billionaire Smile! Part 3.

Sitting on the edge of your electric-powered, full-body reclining seat, your "I have seen the world and the many peoples therefrom, and I must say that there is no place like where you are at the time!" smile, is waiting with anxious anticipation and baited breath to see what will happen next, because the previous "Top Dentist Now Available..." HAD HSR PARTYING AND SAILING HIGH UP IN THE UPPER ATMOSPHERE'S IONOSPHERE IN HIS HI-TECH, ONE-MONTH-SUPPLIED, MAN-CAVE CABIN HITCHED TO A SUPERBALLON...

BUT, A WHILE INTO THE FLIGHT, JUST AS THINGS WERE GETTING SATURATED-GROOVY, HE ENCOUNTERED A NOT-SO-MINOR TECHNICAL GLITCH THAT HAD HIS SET-UP STEADILY LOSE ALTITUDE, SO HE BAILS OUT WITH A PRESSURIZED PARACHUTE SYSTEM...

AND HE PASSES THROUGH ONE CLOUD FORMATION...

THAT LOOKS LIKE THERE'S SOME HARD THINGS IN IT!...BUT HE KEEPS FALLING FURTHER, AND SEES...

MORE CLOUDS THAT SEEM TO SAY, "HANG AROUND ME AT YOUR OWN RISK!"... AND HSR IS VERY GLAD THAT GRAVITY IS WORKING FULL-TIME NOW, SO HE CAN GET OUT OF THERE, BUT NOW HE SEES WHERE HE IS GOING TO LAND...IN A NEVER-ENDING RAINFOREST...

SO, SOME TREE BRANCHES HELP HIM BREAK HIS FALL, AND HE'S ON THE GROUND, HOWEVER HE QUICKLY DISCOVERS THAT HIS GPS TRACKER AND CELL PHONE BOTH DON'T WORK, SO NOW HE HAS TO USE HIS BOY-SCOUT-LEARNED SURVIVAL SKILLS AND FIND SOME FOOD AND WATER, BUT HE FIRST SEES WHAT HE THINKS IS A CAMERA OR SOMEBODY LOOKING AT HIM...

BUT IT IS JUST A STRANGE PLANT, THEN HSR TURNS AROUND AND SEES A "CRYING TREE"...

AND HSR THINKS, "THEY SHOULD CRY A LITTLE TEAR FOR MY LOST LITTLE SELF"... NOW, HE HAS TO THINK ABOUT WHERE HE IS GOING TO REST DURING THE QUICKLY-APPROACHING EVENING, SO HE SEES A TREE THAT WILL ALLOW HIM TO BE OUT OF THE WAY OF THE BUSY JUNGLE-FLOOR, NOCTURNAL PREDATORY TRAFFIC BY CLIMBING UP THIS TREE...

NOW MIND YOU, THAT THE RAINFOREST IS NOT A QUIET PLACE, WITH BIRDS AND THINGS SHOUTING THEIR PRESENCE...STILL...HSR CAN FEEL SOMETHING SURREPTITIOUSLY LOOKING AT HIM FROM AFAR...

...ANYWAYS, OFF IN THE DISTANCE HE HEARS WATER, AND AFTER FOLLOWING THE SOUNDS, HE SEES...

...YES!...PURE, THIRST-QUENCHING WATER, BABY!...SO HE IMBIBES TO HIS HEART'S DESIRE, THEN HE TURNS AROUND TO GO BACK TO THE TREE, BUT...

A LARGE PREHISTORIC-LOOKING BIRD, JUST THREE FEET AWAY, HAS ALL OF THIS TIME, BEEN QUIETLY CHECKING HIM OUT...AS PREY?..., SO HSR TIP-TOES AWAY AND RETURNS TO THE TREE FOR SAFE NAPPING...AWW, SHUCKS!... IT, WITHOUT WARNING,  STARTS TO RAIN HARD...

AND THE STRONG, MULTI-PLANT SAP, AND THE CANOPY'S ESSENTIAL, EXOTIC, AND DNA-STRONG, PHARMACY-GRADE BIOCHEMICALS, DRIP ALL OVER HSR'S HAIR AND SKIN AND OSMOTICALLY ENTER INTO HIS BODY, AND START TO MAKE HIM HAVE A SORT OF BOTANICALLY-INDUCED FEELING,...YES...INTOXICATING, AND MAYBE EVEN A LITTLE HALLUCINOGENIC, ESPECIALLY WHEN HE CLOSES HIS EYES...

THEN HIS THOUGHTS TURN TO SOME PRETTY THINGS...LIKE THIS...

...AND...

DANG!...IS THIS WHY THE INDIGENOUS PEOPLE STAY IN THE JUNGLE--TO BE AT ONE WITH THE PLANTS THAT WE CO-EVOLVED WITH OVER THE EONS OF TIME...AND MIND-ALTEREDLY PERCEIVE THE WONDERS AND THE SPECTACLES OF OUR INFINITE INNER UNIVERSES?...WHAT'S THIS!...

...HIS GIRLFRIEND BACK HOME!...ALL OF A SUDDEN, SOMETHING JOLTS HIM TO OPEN HIS EYES...OH, NO!...

...STAY VERY STILL!
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"I know...life is a "B," and then you die! But we can also make it a lot better than that!"

Billionaire Baron von Vondamere Wingesterian Meiesterhiemer IX , who, with $969 billion in the world bank, is almost the world’s first trillionaire…and he doesn’t claim citizenship with any country, because…it doesn’t really matter…hey, by doing so, he’s saving at least two tons of cash in taxes owed to any country, every calendar quarter!

And he's not about to give that up!

But this day, Baron von Winge is diving off of the back of his super yacht, which he affectionately calls "Bubba"...

...which, by the way, has three more rooms than billionaire Dilbar's superyacht...

In Global Cognoscenti circles, this oversized "Beast of the Seas" is called the "City on the Water" and can discretely entertain hundreds of his closest friends and associates!

What's amazing, however, is that U.S., Russia, China, and Saudi Arabia all have an official embassy...on the ship itself!

Talk about the "Pennicle of Privilege!"

This day, he is in some calm international waters...

...just off of the coast of the lusciously-rich Monaco Principality.

So as he dives off into the pristine agua...

...wow, he sees a lot of beautiful, fish here...

...and there...

Off to the side, near him, he sees some lights flashing erratically...

It's an electric eel!

...So Baron swims a little closer, to check it out...

...but from the look on its face, the eel does not want to play!

Which is okay with him, so he turns away to check out more undersea wonders...

Shark sighting!...coming straight toward him. It ain't smilin',...it's growlin'!...

Thinking quickly, Baron pulls out a small fish out of his side pouch and sets it out in front of the eel's hole...and the eel falls for the bait, and swims out to get it!

And in one fell swoop, Baron von Winge grabs the slithering and slippery eel and turns and shocks the surprised shark with the eel's electricity...and the shark quickly scampers far away!

Some of you are probably wondering why Baron wasn't also shocked by the eel...well, he just happens to be wearing a scientifically-designed, shock-proof suit, so it doesn't bother him in the least!

So after enough action for today, Baron decides to head back to his yacht, but when he turns to leave, he sees himself being swallowed by...

...a gigantic whale shark!

But Baron von Winge assuredly tells himself, "This trillionaire ain't going out like this!"

So, even though it's pitch black inside the humongous whale shark's mouth, Baron lights a convenient underwater flare!

...and immediately, Baron and the flare are coughed out of the huge mouth!

Now, as he definitely breaks for the exits, or rather, the ship, his upper front tooth feels a little strange...

His tooth is "potato-tooth-chipped!"

And he immediately says to himself, "This is a job for my dentist, Dr. Olah Orala!

So back on the ship, in his private suite...

where not even the janitor is allowed, Baron, who happens to have Dr. Orala on speed dial, calls and hopes for a quick pick up.

"Good Day, Dear Baron von Winge the IX! I was just thinking about you!" Dr. Orala greets the near-trillionaire.

"It's so good to hear your voice, Olah! You know, some of my adventures have taken me to the extreme, and now I must call on you for an emergency service!" Baron tells Dr. Orala.

"Let me guess, you've been diving off the back of Bubba again?" asks Dr. Orala.

"Yes...how'd you know?" inquires Baron.

"Because Bubba allows you to go where no one else can go, to see underwater sights that no one else can see. I know that even National Geographic begs for your rare underwater photos, however, I know that extreme diving is risky and, I'm glad that all you have is a dental concern...where are you and Bubba now?" Dr. Orala quizzes...

...from his humble multi-acre abode, perched high above the eye-popping and nonstop Hong Kong....

"I'm just south of Monaco," says Baron.

"I'm headed your way as we speak, my friend!" Dr. Orala assures him.

So once again, Dr. Olah Orala jets off to render dental services to another elite billionaire...where money is no object...and not even really discussed...

...because it's all about relationships!

The good Doctor now gets a chance to test out his new "Air Torpedo" jet...

...and he has to break a sound barrier or three to get there...

But, once Dr. Orala uses his magical hands and dental skills, all is well for the aristocratic and noble Baron von Winge...

...and this is just how the world's richest and most secretive person would want it!





May you have many...does the wind have a place where it can rest and call "home?"...some forests you are not supposed to enter--even if it is all light outside!...quick--put some fun music on and do the "happy dance!"...smiles!