SO THIS GUY GETS HIS SMILE ALL SPIFFED UP, AND NOW IT’S ALL GLOWING AND FINE AND DANDY, AND GIRLS ARE NOW SHOWERING THEIR ATTENTIONS UPON HIM LIKE NEVER BEFORE, BUT MORE ABOUT THAT DOWN BELOW, ANYWAYS, THE HSR LAST TIME FINALLY ESCAPED HIS WAY OUT OF A MYSTICAL AND GHOST-FILLED ROOM WHERE HE REALLY DIDN’T WANT TO BE, AND IN BREAKING AWAY FROM ONE SET OF BAD FORCES IN ONE ROOM, TRYING TO LEAVE THIS SUPERSTITIOUS-LOOKING OLD CASTLE, HE NOW FINDS HIMSELF UP AGAINST ANOTHER SET OF FORCES, AND THIS ONE SITUATION INCLUDES A CREATURE THAT LOOKS LIKE IT‘S MADE OF JUST ARMS, AND IT IS HANGING FROM THE CEILING LOOKING AT HIM WITH ITS ONE EYE, AND THE LIPS ON THIS CREATURE LOOK LIKE IT IS TRYING TO SAY THE LETTER “O,” SO, I LOOK AROUND TO SEE IF THERE IS ANOTHER DOOR FOR ME TO EXIT, AND YES, THERE IS, SO I SLOWLY TAKE SMALL SIDE STEPS TO GET TO THE DOOR, THEN I OPEN IT, AND GO INTO ANOTHER ROOM, BUT BEFORE CLOSING THE DOOR, I STICK MY HEAD BACK IN TO SEE THE CREATURE STILL ON THE CEILING, AND I MAKE MY MOUTH LIKE I’M SAYING THE LETTER “O” ALSO, LIKE IT DOES, AND THAT MAKES THE CREATURE ANGRY, SO IT ATTITUDINALLY DROPS DOWN FROM THE CEILING AND MENACINGLY HEADS MY WAY, LIKE IT WANTS TO HURT ME, SO I SLAM THE DOOR SHUT, HOWEVER, ONE OF THE CREATURE’S FINGERS GETS CAUGHT IN THE SHUT DOOR, AND IT GIVES OUT A SCREAM THAT SEEMS TO WAKE UP WHAT EVER IT IS IN THE NEW ROOM I JUST ENTERED, BECAUSE I HEAR SOME THING THAT MAKES A HEAVY SLIDING SOUND ON THE FLOOR, SO I’M NOT GOING TO MOCK ANYMORE MONSTERS FROM NOW ON IN THIS CASTLE, BUT I CAN’T SEE WHAT IS THE SOURCE OF THE BODY-ON-THE-FLOOR-BEING-DRAGGED NOISE, AND SINCE IT’S VERY DARK, I DECIDE TO SLIDE WITH MY BACK AGAINST THE WALL UNTIL I REACH THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROOM TO THE NEXT DOOR, BUT JUST AS I GET TO THE DOOR, A WET AND SLIMY, OCTOPUS-LIKE LIMB STARTS TO WRAP AROUND UNDER MY PANTS LEG, SO I’M REALLY FREAKING OUT NOW AND I START TO SCREAM IN A HIGH-PITCHED VOICE KIND OF WAY, AND…there you go again, Mr. HSR, or Dr. HSR, or what ever you want to call yourself, you keep getting yourself into all of these extreme and dangerous situations, and you think it’s always funny or something, so, I’m giving you a little room and a little rope, while my “the day’s so beautiful that I’m going to go into my backyard secret garden, lay down in my lawn chair in the shade, sip on some half-frozen cranberry juice, and listen to the birds get into a chirping match” smile, chuckles at your antics!
“Tomorrow, if I am blessed to have one, and the outside weather provides us with a little warmth, and a juicy-cool Southern California breeze, I’m going to throw the Sun an “I love you!” kiss!”
This new smile that my dentist, the great Dr. Delyla Dentina, put together for me has turned my life around!
I’m not use to seeing so many beautiful women stare and smile at me…with longing eyes…
…and I can tell that they want to get to know me, and my smile…very closely!
Yes!
…And some of the most beautiful female species on the planet, can be found right here in New York!
OMGosh!… and they all seem to have lovely, magnetically mysterious smiles with creamy complimentary lips!...
…I wonder if some of them get “Golden Proportioned” by Dr. Dentina , just like me!…
…she’s that good!…
Well, anyway, I’m off to work this morning, I grab a paper, and help an elderly lady in danger cross the street, and in the process I miss my bus and have to take a later one to work…
…that’s okay…I’m not losing too much time, and I definitely made the lady’s day better!...
…so it’s cool…
But what is this?…As I start to read my paper, a gorgeous girl drives up to the curb in a heavenly-new white Bentley...
...smiles and winks at me...
…and says…
...smiles and winks at me...
…and says…
“Hi there, Handsome!...I saw you help the lady just now…
…“She’s a friend of my family…
…“I’m so thankful to you!...You saved a lot of people a lot of potential grief!
“May I offer you a ride in my humble transportation, Sir?”
I’m so shocked by all of this, that my mouth almost goes, “Wow”, but my lips actually say “Well…, yes, I’d really like that!”
So I open the door, careful not to let the car door hit the curb, slide into the luxuriously ergonomic and cloud-soft seat, and gently close the hermetically sealed door, noting the mechanical effortlessness needed to do so.
I turn to her, and before I say anything, I’m just absolutely blown away by her beauty, her almost intimidating green eyes...
...and I immediately notice that she and her clothing exude a distinctive and blazing designer flair.
...and I immediately notice that she and her clothing exude a distinctive and blazing designer flair.
...She’s into international business, I can tell right off the bat!
And her perfume…with its flowery air…reminds me of the good times, when I would tend to my Mom’s prize-winning roses…
She offers her diamond-soaked, yet dainty right hand, out my way, “Well, hi there young man. My name is Dr. Lovelow, but, please call me what my friends call me!...”
And I respond, “And what sweet moniker is that?"
“Oh, you’re so cute with the moniker stuff,” she giggles, as she commands her car to silently, yet authoritatively, zoom off from the light.
I think, “This ride is just too nice! Even when you’re going places, this vehicle stuffily announces that, “you’ve arrived!””
“They call me Ci Ci…ever since I was a kid,” she confides.
I shake her hand, which is so warm and soft, that I can’t do anything but squeeze…gently!
“Dr. Ci Ci Lovelow, what a name!,” I concede.
“My first name is Staci, Staci Lovelow” she admits and asks, ”And what name did your Momma bless you with?” as she waves another driver to go in front of her.
I can also tell that she’s never in a rush, and that she lives in her own time, gloriously and unabashedly.
“My name is Charles, Charles Adams…
…and I do Predictive Analytics for businesses,” I say.
“Oh, that sounds exciting! You can sort of tell the future by looking at the prevailing trends, right?,” Dr. Lovelow guesses.
“And when you add in the latest changes in consumer tastes, nuanced intangibles, happenings in the world media, and fickle buyer behaviors, which make all the difference in the world, then you might get a clearer picture to conceive, craft, and implement precise corporate action plans,” I counsel.
“Whoa, Mr. Adams! I’ll bet you probably tell that to all the…big corporations!...So where do I let you off?”
“I’m just two more blocks down, at Major Profits Incorporated,” I tell CeCe.
“Certainly!...Hey, here’s my card. I’m out of the country on business for one month. When I get back, I’m sure I can use some of your services! Can I call you “Charles?,” as she pours on the charm.
“I don’t care what you call me, just call me when you get back,” I quip, making her crack a big refreshing smile.
I get out of the car and give her a wink and a smile…
…and she returns the same to me!
Wow, is this a great morning, or what!
I enter my tall glass building...
...so happy that I jump up and click my heels!
What a way to start the workday!...
TO BE CONTINUED…
May you have many… I hear that if you multitask too much, you will age quicker!...have you ever done the "Bite The Dentist Back" Dance yet?...do the morning's important media stories for the day coincide with your urgent matters of the day?…smiles!
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The Dentist Who Loves You Back
The Second Life Dentist
The World's Best Dental Adventure Blog
Dentistry And Second Life
Second Life-Dental Blog
Fairy Tales Of The Mouth
A Thousand And One Dental Bites
Dental Comic Book
My Mouth Made Me Do It
The Biggest and Baddest Dentist in History
The Dental Blog That You Can Read To Your Kids
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