Uh Oh!...A Transgender Dentist Opens An Office Next Door To Me!...Then, This Happens...! Part 1.

Good Day, everybody!...you can come into this blog today, but

there's no need to push!...



Wanting to see HSR's next adventure so bad, you are willing to crawl through mud

and climb any obstacle

just so you and your "if what you see isn't what you get, then, what do you really get?" smile, can witness,

first hand, HSR, as he continues his incredible and unbelievable saga last storied about in the post, "Mommy!...I Really Did See A Monster Under The Dental Chair!...Part 1.," and there WE SEE OUR HERO,

THE ADVENTUROUS HOMO CYBERGRAPHICUS, HSR,

 IN HIS "SILVER TACHYON" SPACE

SHIP CRUISER, AND HE IS WARNED BY

LAZERIA BLUE, FROM THE ZOOMERIA CLUSTER, 

THAT HSR'S UPCOMING, SUPPOSEDLY SECRET, TRANSPORT OF MEGATONS OF THE SUPER-RARE AND POWERFUL

 121-PROTON ELEMENT "WINGNIUM,"

WHICH DOES, TO TELL THE TRUTH,

SCARE SOME OF THE ELECTRONS CIRCLING IT 

AND SOME OF THE RESEARCH SCIENTISTS THAT WORK WITH IT!

...MAINLY BECAUSE OF ITS HYPERACTIVE, AND POSSIBLY EXPLOSIVE NUCLEUS!...

"AND NOW," SAYS LAZERIA, "THAT INFORMATION IS NOW COMMON KNOWLEDGE AMONG INTERSTELLAR ROGUES, THIEVES, 

AND ASTRO-PIRATES!...

SO BE VIGILANT!"

AND HSR, NOW BACK AT HEADQUARTERS WITH THE SHIPMENT,,

GETS FEW ANSWERS AS TO THE LEAKING OF THE TRANSPORT INFO,

ESPECIALLY FROM THE GUY

AT THE TOP!

"HE DOES SEEM A LITTLE SHADY...LIKE HE WANTS TO PROFIT FROM THE HAUL HIMSELF!," THINKS HSR TO HIMSELF.

SO, JUST BEFORE THE WINGNIUM TRANSPORT IS ABOUT TO START,

HSR DECIDES TO DO ONE MORE CHECK FOR HIMSELF,

AND HE GOES DOWN TO THE WINGNIUM STORAGE AREA, AND TAKES A LOOK...

AT THE CONTAINERS...

AND LOOKS INSIDE ONE OF THE SUBUNITS...

AND HSR SEES THE WINGNIUM'S RESTLESS AND UNLIMITED POWERS UP CLOSE...

"HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, CAPTAIN HSR," SAYS A VOICE RIGHT BEHIND HIM...

"I WANT YOU TO TURN AROUND REAL SLOW, AND SET THE UNIT DOWN,

THEN BACK AWAY LIKE A NICE LITTLE BOY-TOY SOLDIER, OKAY!"...

"OH, YEAH...YOU'RE HSR...I KNOW ABOUT YOU. AND I'M SINISTERIA!"

...

SO, SINCE THIS STUFF IS "PLANET-SHATTERINGLY" EXPLOSIVE...

HSR KNOWS TO SET IT DOWN REALLY SLOW,

THEN HE LOOKS AT THE CRAZY-THINKING, BLASTER-TOTING PERSON WANTING TO TAKE IT...

"YOU'VE GOT BALLS, LADY...

SINSTERIA...YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS!" GRIMACES HSR...

"OH, YES I WILL, AND I'M TAKING YOU WITH ME, TOO, PRETTY BOY," LAUGHS THE WINGNIUM THIEF...

AND SHE GRABS HSR AND A COUPLE OF WINGNIUM UNITS AND SPEAKS A COMMAND

AND "POOF!"

THEY AND THE UNITS DISAPPEAR INTO THIN AIR, AND ONTO HER WAITING SHIP...

AND THEN..."POOF!" AGAIN,

...JUST LIKE THAT...THEY AND THE SPACE SHIP ARE GONE!

"WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME,"

ASKS HSR AS THEY RAPIDLY MOVE

THROUGH SPACE

"I'M TAKING YOU TO THE MAIN LADY!" SAYS THE KIDNAPPER...

SO THEY WALK DOWN A HALLWAY

AND TURN INTO A ROOM...

AND HSR IS SHOCKED TO SEE "HER"

"HSR...IT'S SO GOOD TO FINALLY SEE YOU," SAYS THE EERY ENTITY...

"AND THANKS FOR THE WINGNIUM...NOW,

I AM ONE OF THE MOST POWERFUL WOMEN IN THE UNIVERSE, BUT

TO DO SOME OF THE THINGS I NEED TO DO, I NEED A MORE HUMANOID TYPE OF BODY...

...MORE HOMO CYBERGRAPHICUS, LIKE YOU...

AND THAT IS WHERE YOU COME IN, HSR!" SHE CONTINUES...

"EXCUSE ME, MAM. I DON'T THINK I KNOW YOU. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?" ASKS HSR...

"GRAVATEEYA!" SHE SAYS BACK, "AND I WILL SEND SHOCKWAVES THROUGH ALL OF OUTER SPACE WITH MY NEW POWERS!

BUT TO DO THAT, I NEED TO ALTER MY IMAGE,

SO WHEN PEOPLE LOOK AT ME, THEY WILL BE MESMERIZED...

AND I'LL LOOK DIFFERENT

IN THE MIRROR!

SO, HSR...

I NEED YOU TO "CO-INTEGRATE" WITH ME

SO THAT MY PRE-CYBERGRAPHIC BODY CAN BECOME FULL...LIKE YOU!

YOU MUST DO THIS...OR I WILL KILL YOU, HSR," FINISHES GRAVATEEYA...

AND HSR QUICKLY RESPONDS, "GRAVATEEYA, IF YOU WANT TO DO THIS THE RIGHT WAY...

LET'S NOT KILL ME AND...

AT LEAST ACT LIKE WE LOVE EACH OTHER, FOR THE JUICE'S SAKE, OKAY?"

"HSR...MAYBE...OKAY...YOU CAN PROBABLY TELL THAT THIS IS THE FIRST TIME THAT...

I HAVE EVER "INTEGRATED" WITH A HOMO!"

"CYBERGRAPHICUS!" QUICKLY ADDS HSR,  "CYBERGRAPHICUS!"

SO THEY CLOSE THE DOOR, SO A JEALOUS SINISTERIA CAN'T WITNESS...

THEN...THEY...

LACIVIOUSLY APPROXIMATE

IN A GRAND SORT OF WAY!...

AND 

BECAUSE THIS IS A CYBERGRAPHICAL SITUATION,

THE EFFECTS ON THE ENVIRONMENT ARE FELT WAY OUTSIDE OF THE SHIP

AND 

CELESTIAL STORMS

CULMINATE AND FULMINATE

LIKE EINSTEIN NEVER IMAGINED OR CALCULATED!...

AND HSR AND GRAVATEEYA GO THROUGH GREAT LENGTHS 

AND PENETRATIONS!...WHICH MAKES GRAVATEEYA ACHIEVE

HER WILDEST AND DEEPEST FEELINGS AND DESIRES...

AND SHE CHANGES INTO

A MORE CORPOREAL BODY

WHICH NOW CRACKS AND SIZZLES

AND THE SILICONE HYBRID GASEOUS PLASMA COMPLEXES OF HER BODY

FINALLY COMPLETE THEIR SETTLING-DOWN TRANSFORMATIONS...

AND "WALAH!"...NOW WE HAVE...

AND, AFTER LOOKING AT HER REFLECTION...

SHE PURRS, "THANK YOU VERY MUCH, HSR...

BUT THERE'S JUST ONE MORE THING LEFT TO DO!"

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Today is a sweet, sweet day!

A pristine morning...

and I'm off to work!

I'm on my way to my dental office to "open up"...and then later on...

...I'll tell my patients to..."open up"...

...haha!

So, I'm about to turn the corner and walk through the glass doors in front of the tall glass building...

...that I pay a small fortune for every month to lease!...

Whoops!...I, full-frontally, bump into a...

...pretty lady!

And, after this close encounter of the around-the-corner kind, I feel like, but don't, ask her, if she would like a "post-activity" cigarette!...

"Oh, excuse me...wow!...I'm sorry!," I quickly apologize.

"Yes, please forgive me, too!...I should have been more careful negotiating that corner," she says, as she picks up and looks at my card that I accidentally dropped.

"Oh, so you're Dr. Danny Dentation!...I just opened up a dental office right next to you!

I'm Shullie Mesial, Dr. Mesial,"

 she says.

"Well, nice to meet you, Dr. Mesial...Hey, which dental school did you go to," asks Dr. Dentation.

"The world famous University of Northern California Dental School, of course," Dr. Mesial gushes.

"Great! Well, I graduated from USMFC

Dental School," I explain , and I ask, "What type of Dentistry do you practice?"

"I mainly help Transgender patients

with their dental challenges and desires, as they "cross over" and help them look better to themselves in the mirror," asserts Dr. Mesial.

"Wow! And I bet you are good with your "comforting psychology skills," right?" I nod.

"Of course! Some of them come with emerging, but still fragile egos,

and there's a lot of "emotional hand-holding," along the way," Dr. Mesial clarifies, and she asks me,  "What phase of Dentistry do you practice?"

"I work on kids,

and I also help some Veterinarians around here with the Dental needs of their

wild animals," I confess, but before I can explain more...

Dr. Mesial's phone goes off, and she says, "I really look forward to chatting with you more, Dr. Dentation!...Let's!..."

"I'd like that, Shullie!," says Dr. Dentation, as Dr. Mesial marches on off to her dental office.

And before heading up to his office, Dr. Dentation stops at the newsstand.

"Always good to see you, Doc!," expresses Chester,

the newspaper guy, "You know, with all this Internet news, you would think that we would be out of business...but we're not!"

And Dr. Dentation says back, "Computers don't say "Hello" and shake hands with a personal touch, and genuine caring!"

"You got that right, Doc...and here's your coffee, just like you like it, sir!"

"Thanks a bunch, Ches...I'll straighten you out at the end of the week!"

"Hey, Doc...you solid!...When you do, you do!" smiles Chester as he starts to serve another customer.

"'Scuse us, sir,

are you the new Transgender Dentist...on the block?...

We need attention!...almost immediately!" says one of the people.

"Yes!...Doc, you're so fine...I'll open my mouf extra wide for you, Honey Sugar!" says another.

"Promises, promises!" says Dr. Dentation, just playing along.

"Ooh, girls, this fine man has some fire in him...where's the extinguisher!.."No, really doe"...you the Brand New Dentist"--quoting with her fingers in the sky--"in this building?"

"Yeah, I'm one of them. You must be talking about Dr. Mesial...she just moved in...

...and she likes to treat "People in a State of Flux!"

"Ooh, Mister! Did you say what I thought you said?"

says one "girl."

"I don't know what you "think" I said, but I did say what I said!" says Dr. Dentation, not to be pushed around!

"OMG, girls! This man has backbone, and "er' bone else!," and another one play faints and says, "Cool me down, heffas...He's too hot for me!"

And as they walk to Dr. Mesial's office, one looks back, and snaps

the finger, and says, "See you later, Doctor Domination!"

And the Doctor says, "It's Dr. Dentation!"

"I know...That's what I said!," as she winks and wiggles away!

Dr. Dentation then thinks to himself, "I hope I don't have to say "there goes the neighborhood!"...

...but they are good people, too!

I think I'll just walk around the block to relax some, then go to my office."

As he walks, the Doctor thinks, "My, this is a

busy city!"

"And thankfully, we're all different... and not

...the carbon-copy same!"

"I think I'll just walk around without thinking for a while...

And then the Dr. finally gets back around to the building's front entrance, and once inside...

...he takes a big breath of air-conditioned air!

"That walk was nice and refreshing for me!...now let's get to work!"

"Elevator up!," thinks Dr. Dentation.

...and he steps in with some other people...and...they are speaking to each other...

"I've made more money, and got way more good stuff as a woman,

than I have ever had as a man!," emphasizes one "her/he"--or "Hershey"--for short.

"Preach it...Sissy!"

endorses her friend.

"But I'm getting ready to go to that Red Carpet Charity thing tonight...and guess who else is going to be there!" says the first one, who continues..."you know...your fav!..."

And the second girl opens her eyes wide and acts like she's having a minor fussy fit..."You mean, the one of us, Geena Rocero's...

gonna be there!?"

"Just as sure as the sun does shine!" boasts the first Hershey!

"Yeah, and a lot of other "Theys" and "Us-es will be there, too!"...

...then the door shuts for the ride up...

Dr. Dentation, being the gentleman that he is, speaks to one of the other ladies in the elevator, "Good Morning there!"

And the young lady extends and

says back, "Well, hello there, Sir!...please, excuse me...I'm a little nervous!"

"Oh, why is that?" inquires Dr. Dentation, as they shake hands a long time.

"I just graduated from Dental School in San Francisco,

and I'm interviewing to work with Dr. Mesial to associate part-time in her office" she says.

"Well, you passed the Board and all of that, right?" Dentation inquires.

"Yes! And I did a Cosmetic Dentistry Residency to sharpen my eye for the aesthetic!

Now, at the 20th floor, the elevator

And Dr. Dentation and all of the other people file out of the elevator,

And only Dr. Dentation goes inside of his office,

and all of the other people go to Dr. Mesial's office!

"Wow," thinks Dr. Dentation, "She's starting off with a packed waiting room!

But I ain't hating, because there's room for all of us!"

So, Dr. Dentation goes into his dental office

and Teena, his receptionist, beams a "Top of the morning to you,

Dr. Dentation!"

Then the phone rings, and Teena answers and says, Good Morning! Dr. Dentation's office, How may 

we brighten your smile today!"

Then several seconds later she says, "That'll be fine Mrs. Meyers...be safe on your trip here!"

Now Teena says, "That was Mrs. Meyers and her three kids...They should be here in 15 to 20 minutes because of traffic,"

"And, oh, Dr. Dentation...

Dr. Mesial next door says that she needs to consult with you about an emergency patient ASAP."

"Okay, " responds Dr. Mesial, "I've got a minute. I'll go on over!"

So Dr. Dentation walks next door to her office



and Dr. Dentation walks in

and says to a person, "Good Morning! I'm your next door neighbor, Dr. Dentation!"

And the lady says back, "Hi there, Dr. Dentation! Nice to meet you! I'm Rosie

Sundance!...Dr. Mesial has a welcoming surprise for you!...

Please, just go through the door here,

then the second door on the left!

See you later!"

So, Dr. Danny Dentation goes through the correct doors, then walks down a hallway

And the he turns the corner,

he opens one last door, and

his mouth drops wide open!...

because...

he's welcomed by a waitress who greets, "Hi, my name is Upfront!...

because that's what counts!...come on in!"

"So, Dr. Mesial has a dance and social club in the back of her office," thinks Dr.  Dentation,

"but, I can't even hear any loud music"...

"but people here are partying their _____ off!"

And he sees

some 

serious

and hedonistic

exhibitionists

just "going to town!

Just then, someone taps Dr. Dentation on the shoulder, and they say, "May I have this dance?"

And Dr. Dentation turns around and sees

And the Dr. says, "Oh thanks...but I was just leaving!"

Then some girls right next to them tell the Dr.,

"Sure you can go...

But first, you must...!

TO BE CONTINUED!...







May you have many...Dr. Report! There you are! I have come to warn you that

it's going to get very dusty and hot here, but

let's go now 

to a tented oasis I have nearby where

we can cool off!...OMG! Hollywood! I had too much caffeine this morning, and when I look in the mirror,

it's scary!...my, HSR, I love what you've done with your

Secret Garden of Eden, but

don't go anywhere, because I'll 

be right back with some apples!...smiles!
































































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