"Hello, my little Butterflies!...I have your Butter!...Come in and get some Revealing Nectar from
your Most Trusted Source!"
"My, my, my...
Dr. Hollywood...
I must say that
nobody runs their
fingers through my hair...like you do!"
"OMG!...
I've got the time,
I've got the place...and
I have you!"
Hollywood just left!...
Shucks!
I have to figure out a way
to see him again...
soon, or...
Welcome, Reader!...
and...
Greetings!
If you really are a Cybernetic Manifestation...
I
am going to
gobble up all of your bits and bytes
and make you
pleasurably short circuit!
OMG!
...Please excuse me...
that's just me dreaming!
But
go ahead and put your feet up
and relax!
I shall put you in a
"Hypnagogic State of Mind"
so that your mind and your skin
will feel this Post almost like
it's the "Real Thing!"
"Oh,
and one more thing...
I want to look into your eyes one more time!
Please let me see you
for four or five more seconds!
...aah...Thank you!"
"Dr. Report,
since your office is closed today,
I want to take you out on the water
because I am an Aquarius
and now that we are in the right spot
for things...
I need to deeply connect
and drowningly gasp in your Love
with my big toe in the water!"
"OMG!
I wonder if HSR is going to use
the Hot Sauce on the food or...
on me!"
"Top of the Week to you Reader!
I will assume the duties as the
"Magnificent Moderator"
for Today's Post
and I will use all of my capacities...
to effectively get "The Message" across
to you...
in measured doses
or,
in rapidly greater
amounts!
"Ladies!
Time for some "Happy New Year Shout Outs"
to the Favorite One You Love!...HSR!...
He always gives you the time of day
and all he wants is
your Love
on a
plate,
right,
My Beautiful Esther?
...plus maybe a little more
of your good stuff!...
So, go ahead and "Sing it!"
Sistas!"
"You know you're like sugar to me!
and I was going to tell my friends
how fantastic you make all of me feel
but on the other hand...
I want your sweetness
all to myself!
Ha ha!"
"I am so looking forward to our walk in the park today!
And I was thinking, "What all do I need to take with me?"...and,
then it dawned on me!...
...all I need is..."
"Hollywood...
I find that you're a complicated person to understand!
I know that you are a "Homo Cybergraphicus" and all,
So, I asked Adriana Mather...you know...
the cutting-edge filmmaker from Zombot Pictures...about you, and
she said, "HSR speaks in the "Language of Love,"
which means that
he uses the unknown
one must
"Feel First And Ask Questions Later!""
"Wow!
As the "Magnificent Moderator" for today,
I must ask what are the letters after "Z,"
and how many of them are there?
But, this is the mystery
that we all must deal with
when we feel deeply for our HSR....
He is not a predictable
straight-line kind of guy...
...his thoughts and even his walking sometimes are purely
random!...you know.. all over
But...
be that as it may...
we are still
continuing with the pace
of our presentation!...
"Being away from the city
is supposed to help me clear my mind
and maybe purify my thoughts
which is a good thing,
but,
or
purify her thoughts!"
"My oh my...
...I just love the sweet smell of
pollen in the air!"
The next time any of you
see HSR,
please tell him to exercise more caution in his life!... because
now,
he's trying to
get close to some camels that
want no part of him and his
antics!
Fortunately, he is learning, little by little,
the hard-headed way that
Camels don't
"Play Dat!"
"Wait!...What's this in the boat?
I like it!
Now I can do a
Pre-Pedicure Soak!"
Trying to see if there are any
hidden and subliminal messages
in this visual of birds
flying in the air,
you and your
"people can mow their nice
lawns
repeatedly--'till Kingdom comes--but, wild and tall grass
always wins in the end!"
smiles
just love scoping out the
"PYTs" at the
beach!
And Today's Episode is brought to you by way of
signal-processing technology,
which can be dangerous
in the wrong hands
but can, with the help of proper mirroring
and electromagnetic directing,
give pictures endowed with unsurpassed
clarity!
once again,
breaking out his high powered telescope
perched off of his Momma's high rise apartment
balcony
just to check out the sights in the city!
But he's not a "Peeping
Tom!"
However,
he just wants to get a bird's eye view
of the the citiy's culture and happenings.
OMG!
Right of the bat...
HSR sees
a woman
protect herself and her property!
And moving on over
to the beach...Oh no!
Golly!
...At least on person is
happy!
Let's get...
Oh, isn't that nice to
help apply the sunscreen!
Now, over to the park...
okay, nothing unusual here...
Hey!...
Now we're
talkin'!
Wait!...
...she's good...
and so is
she!
Oh, boy!...they are
"Footloose!"
Okay...this guy whistles at this lady,
almost like a p...
but then she
scares him away!
Now, I've heard of Lovers Lane but...
Lover's Garden?
My...there's
some tension here!
Did she catch him with
another woman?
Maybe these two are
making up?
"This is making me
hungry," thinks HSR
"Hollywood!...You Who!
Why don't you put that silly telescope down and
come upstairs!" says
says this neighbor above him!
Love Toothbrush®
"Boldly go to where ever you are going, with that almost-crazy, determined look in your eyes!"
You can tell a book by its cover...
You can't tell a book by its cover...
Well, tell me...which is it?
In many ways the same ambiguity
and wide-open interpretation
may be seen with smiles!
(Smile, grin, coa (cosmetic oral anatomy)...
they are all the same!)
Some researchers
studying this subject want observers
to take into account other visual cues
given from the smiler's face
to gather, sort out, and verify
the possible veracity of a person's smile.
...
Let's take a look at a couple of
"believable" smiles
like here
here
and maybe here
This gentleman and electrophysiologist
Guillaume-Benjamin-Amand Duchenne (de Boulogne) of France
among many other things,
what a really happy and
truly elated smile looks like....
and it all has to do with
the presence, or not, of squinting around the eyes, or
"Crow's Feet"
under, and to the sides, of the eyes.
a Duchenne smile!
And, going a little further on the "Smile Spectrum,"
the "Happiest Smile Known To Science" is the
"Winge Smile,"
developed by
Dr. Ralph Winge of Los Angeles!
And this type of smile, adds to the Duchenne variety,
the "Closed
Eyes!"
And this Dr. Winge guy...
Well, he's the writer of this here Blog that you're reading now!
..."And I love you, Reader!"
...
Hey, Dr. Duchenne...
...what's going on here?...The patient's not smiling now!...
...
So, in other words, if it ain't a Duchenne,
or a
Winge
Smile,
you may not want to believe that it
is truly a happy or a sincere smile!...
...
Takng other visual clues from the face...
I don't think that these
guys
mean well!
And a smile is just a couple of muscles different
from a
sneer,
which may have "uncool"
thoughts
lurking
behind them!
Some smiles are even
half-hearted
in their attempts
to brighten
things up!
So trust this smile
and this
coa!
But not this non-happy
one, or this
otherwise-cutie-pie one! (maybe it's the spinach taste!)
Now, please don't get me wrong!...
We all have opportunities to show happy
and non-happy
grins!...
...but, please, learn to quickly tell the
difference!
...because, you may not want to walk down an alley with a
smiler like this
or get into a car on a lonely road with this
smiler!
However,
I will jump at the chance to party with
these people, and
even go to an amusement park with
her!
And
I'm having trouble
making up my mind
to have lunch with
...this lady
or
this one!
Decisions, Decisions!
Yeah...
...please feel sorry for me!
May you have many...
"Come to Mama,
my Hollywood Man!...
I, Maria Garcia Baranda, want to practice putting my
arm around you!"...
"Going up to the Majestic Mountains with HSR this weekend,
I almost don't know what to expect
I know that we will do some hiking
and maybe some fishing
|
but I'm most interested in finding out what
games we play by the burning-hot fireplace in the night!...
I have so much freedom of motion and kenetic energy,
that I don't know what to do with myself!
with my extra energy!"...
"Oh, I just want you to show me the
position
I hold in your life!...
...smiles!
"Okay, Hollywood...
I give up playing
"Hide and Seek!
Come out come out, where ever you are!
"I did all of those things to you in your dream,
Dr. Report?
Well,
I'ma make those "Dreams Come True!"...
...right now!"
"Thank you, Hollywood,
for our first date
I really had a great time!
Oh, what the heck!...
...come on inside!"
"Oh, my Reader...
I get so excited every time you come!...
Please believe me when I say that
my Cyberself wants you to
come again next week!
The Love Toothbrush®...It's so good...it's a conspiracy!
That's it...show me your coa!
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