My Lovely Reader!...You finally found me!...Come with me ...
out of the Cold!
"It looks like I'm your
First Patient of the Day!"
"Good to see you, Reader!
I'm your "Official Welcomer Of This Week's Session!"
Please have a seat and relax!...
Please have a seat and relax!...
!
I am your Substitute Professor for today,
but
you should know that
I'm
give a lot of Homework
"Whoa!...Reader...good to finally see you!
I am "The Anointed and Appointed Facilitator
for Today!"
...Doctor HSR!...
I found a diary where you
keep notes on your Life!
I was unaware that you wrote about
things like that!...
So
if you want to
talk about things...
let's talk!"
...Hollywood!
I've been so "good" lately
and I've been
behaving myself so much,
I'm almost like a
"Haloed Angel!"
And I plan on keeping it up,
but,
...you are too, right?"!"
...Dr. Report,
I'm now the CEO of my own Company!
And I have you to
thank for it!"
Okay, folks! We're readying the road so
we can
get this show on it!"
You want some sugar from the Super Market?...
..okay!...
"OMG!...Dr. Report...
Your "All-In-One" patented apparatus here
straightens, whitens, and
even applies matte and lacquer!"
"Way to go,
my
Inventor Extraordinaire!"
Some people were just walking down the street
and they
saw
you and your
"sometimes,
just when you think that
you have seen it all...something new
pops up!"
smiles
need to stay safe and
away from the heavy rains and
mud flows!
Oh!...
I almost forgot!
Your Episode for Today is brought to you by
good, old fashioned
smoke signals!
Not this kind...
but this kind
and this too!...
...and it will take a while...
but just hang in there!
Oh...and by the way...
HSR is trying to fix his own computer by
DIY methods,
however,
in the back of his mind,
he remembers a friend
with a short temper
that got into it with some
unruly hardware!
So, HSR, who has had his own issues
with
noncompliant
computers,
and all of the secrets that can be exposed
on the World Wide Web to see...
...just makes sure that he's not
standing in
water!..then
while fiddling around...
he still gets...
...Oh no!
electrically shocked to the
max!
And stuff blows up
and he sees mental visions
And now he starts to see code
and data streams
evolving
everywhere!
And after HSR recovers
he starts to sport
an "Appropriate, Know It All Attitude"
like all IT guys
have!
But,
fortunately,
he meets and gets help from the
"Biggest IT Lady" of them all!...
Dr. Saiph Savage!
...and she helps people with
Human/Computer Interface Problems and
Anxieties,
so that people,
and also that our electric grids,
don't have
meltdowns!
"Doctor Report," says the beautiful Dr.
Savage,
"please use grounded plugs with circuit breakers,
and,
it's best if you don't sleep with your electronics
in the
bed, or even in the same room!
Computers are made to help...not
to
disrupt our lives
and make us
fearful!
HSR, please rest assured
that computers won't hurt us!"
And HSR responds,
"Thank you for your help, Doctor,
but,
I still have my
reservations about them!"
And People have reservations
about HSR!!...
...because,
during
"Do All Mouths Do "This"...Or "That"...When Reaching...The "Peaks Of Love And Happiness?"...,
HE USED TO BE A KID THAT
LOVED EVERYTHING THAT COULD FLY
IN
THE
AIR...
AND HE STARTED WITH A SIMPLE
BALSA WOOD PLANE...
BUT HSR DID HAVE SOME
DIFFICULTIES...
BUT HE EVENTUALLY GOT
BETTER AT THINGS!...
AND HE STILL HAS A SOFT SPOT
IN HIS HEART FOR THE
ANGRY
BIRDS!...I MEAN...
YOU GOTTA
LOVE 'UM!...RIGHT?
AND HE GOT GOOD AT DODGING FALLING
BIRDIE POOPEE!
BUT, ANYWAYS...WHEN HE GOT INTO DENTAL SCHOOL,
HE WAS ABLE TO BUY
HIS DREAM...
...GLIDER!
BECAUE HE COULDN'T AFFORD THE GAS
FOR A FUEL-SUCKING AIRPLANE!
SO,
HSR, WHILE ON BREAK FROM U. S. "MF" C.
DENTAL SCHOOL
HE GETS THE CRAZY IDEA TO FLY OVER
EUROPE!...WHICH HE DOES!
AND HE STARTS
BY GLIDING OFF
NEAR THE CLIFFS
OF THE TARKHANKUT PENINSULA
IN THE CITY OF
OLENIVKA, CRIMEA!
WHICH IS NOT TOO FAR FROM THE SWALLOW'S
NEST CASTLE!...
AND,
HSR HEADS WEST
OVER THE WATERS OF THE
CHORNE SEA
PART OF THE BLACK SEA...
AND HE PASSES THROUGH MOLDAVIA AND
THE BEAUTIFUL ROMANIA,
WHERE MANY PEOPLE SAY THAT
THE MEANING OF "ROMANCE"
STARTED!
AND NOW HE'S ABOUT TO
LAND NEAR
SVISHTOV, BULGARIA,
BY THE SPARKLING DANUBE
RIVER!
BUT TO GET THERE,
IN THE PREVIOUS EPISODES,
HE HAD TO GET PAST SOME SERIOUS HURDLES!
BUT HE'S PAST ALL OF THAT NOW.
AND CURRENTLY... OVER
SVISHTOV,
AND HE SEES A NICE HILL
TO LAND ON,
WHICH WILL ALSO ALLOW HIM
TO TAKE OFF LATER...
SET DOWN,
HSR GETS OUT AND STRETCHES SOME
AND REMEMBERS A GUY IN HIS HOME TOWN THAT DOES
TAI CHI!
SO HE GETS INTO THE "ZEN ZONE,"
AND MEDITATES SOME
MOVES HISSELF!
NOW, HSR RECALLS THIS REALLY CUTE BUT TOUGH GIRL
THAT BEAT HIM UP IN JUNIOR HIGH
BECAUSE HE DIDN'T WANT TO BE HER
IMMEDIATE BOYFRIEND!
MY...HOW THINGS HAVE CHANGED!
SO,
HSR SHUTS THE GLIDER
AND STROLLS DOWN INTO TOWN
AND AFETR SOME SITE SEEING
OF A HISTORIC
MUSEUM,
AND A REAL SUN CLOCK
A LITTLE LATER,
A NICE LADY ASKS HIM,
"HI THERE, SIR!
MY NAME IS
TSVETINA TSEKOVA!
I NOTICED THAT YOU ARE JUST WALKING AROUND...
AND THAT YOU ARE PROBABLY NOT FROM HERE...
MAYBE I CAN
SHOW YOU SOME OF THE GREAT PLACES IN BULGARIA!
I PROMISE...
NOT TO BITE!"...
"WELL, I NEED A BITE!...I'M FAMISHED," LAUGHS HSR...
SO AS THEY WALK,
THEY PASS A CHURCH
AND A PARK
AND THE MEMORIAL OF THE SEVEN SOULS
THEN THEY WALK DOWN A NATURAL PATH
"IT'S SO NICE THAT YOU CAN GLIDE ALL OVER COUNTRIES,
HSR...
AND YOU DON'T SEEM TO BE HESITANT
OR SCARED IN THE LEAST!" SAYS TSVETINA...
AND SHE ASKS,
"IS THERE A SPECIAL LADY IN YOU LIFE, SIR?"
AND HSR SMILES, " I HAVE MANY "SPECIAL LADIES"
IN MY LIFE...BUT NONE LIKE YOU, MISS TSEKOVA!
...
WELL, THEY FINALLY
GET TO A NICE PLACE
TO EAT...
AND TSVETINA
IS SO FUNNY THAT SHE HAS HSR JUST
LAUGHING
UNCONTROLLABLY!
BUT, NOW TSVETINA SAYS,
"HSR, IT'S BEEN SO NICE TALKING WITH YOU
AND LEARNING ABOUT YOUR ADVENTURES!
BUT I'VE GOT TO GO TO
MY JOB NOW!
BUT,
I MUST SAY, HSR, THAT
YOU MAKE IT VERY EASY
FOR ANY WOMAN TO SAY,
"OBICHAM TE!""
"WELL THEN, OBICHAM TE, BACK TO YOU, BABE!"
SMILES HSR, AND THEY BOTH GET UP
AND HSR GIVES HER A BIG
AND HAPPY HUG!
AND THEN HSR WAVES BYE
AND WATCHES HER AS SHE WALKS AWAY,
AND THINKS,
"MAN! TSVETINA IS SO "TSWEET!"
AND SOMETHING TELLS ME THAT
I
SHOULDN'T LET HER GET AWAY!"
THEN,
HSR PAYS AND LEAVES A BIG TIP
AND WALKING AGAIN OUTSIDE
HE SEES A BALLET HOUSE AND HE
SITS DOWN FOR A PERFORMANCE..
AND OH MAN!
HE IS JUST
BLOWN AWAY BY THE ELEGANCE
AND THE
MASTERY!
AND, OF COURSE, YOU KNOW THAT IN THE END
PEOPLE WENT
BONKERS!
SO AFTER CALMING DOWN SOME
HE STARTS TO HEAD BACK TO HIS GLIDER
BUT ON THE WAY,
HE SEES A NIGHT CLUB...
AND DECIDES TO CHECK IT OUT!
AND HE'S GLAD THAT HE DID, BECAUSE
"THEY CRAY-CRAY
JUST LIKE
BACK IN THE "USSA!"
AND ONE WOMAN ASKS HSR TO DANCE
AND SHE'S
ALL OVER THE PLACE!
"SHE'S PROLLY A HOSPITAL ADMINISTRATOR!" HE THINKS...
SO, AFTER A WHILE,
HSR THINKS HE BETTER GET BACK...
SO HE LEAVES
AND IT LOOKS A LITTLE INCLIMATE
OUTSIDE!
SO HE GETS TO THE GLIDER,
AND...
HEY, WAIT!...
WHAT'S THIS?
OMG!
A WOMAN WITH A MASK
IS INSIDE!...
AND SHE SAYS,
HI THERE!
I'M THE PRIMA BALLERINA WITH THE BALLET COMPANY, AND
I SAW
YOU TONIGHT...
AND I BROUGHT EVERYTHING
THAT YOU MIGHT NEED OVERNIGHT, SIR...
...MAY I
WHISPER IN
YOUR EAR?"
"Two different sets of eyes don't always see eye to eye...and maybe that's for the best!"
Dental
Plaque
has been trying to coat around our teeth ever since we had mouths!
Last count, there are at least 700
species of bacteria in the average mouth
and that's not even counting the viruses and fungi species!
And these facts started me to thinking...
(which can be dangerous!)
...we know how different germs look under the microscope...
well...
what if...
we were to let them coagulate and grow in form
to the size...
...of us?
Would we be opening a "Pandora's Box?"
...Maybe!
Would the enlarged species
gang up and look like this?
or like
this?
"Lesbi" honest!...
when enough of that stuff gets together...
and they odiferously proliferate in your face's Big Hole...
you can bet that a friend
(who else?)
may tell you that...
So, let's explore, shall we!
Here, we have an anaerobic, Gram-negative cocci Veillonella,
which, along with many others,
is implicated in periodontal disease,
and if
grown and enlarged in the lab,
will it resemble this creature?
Please prove me wrong!
Good ol' Streptoccocus mutans
a Gram-positive facultative anaerobe,
which helps in caries progression processes,
may reveal a macroscopic manifestation
that looks like
,
some otherworldly being!...
...I'd like to now!
And a relative,
streptococcus salivarius,
may produce something like the stuff on
Deviant Art!
Staphylococcus aureus,
a round-shaped, Gram-positive, facultative anaerobe,
may scare people with looks
that only a Mother can Love!
Aggregatibacter actinomycetemcomitans
a non-motile, Gram-negative, facultative anaerobe,
also implicated in periodontal disease,
looks pretty in a Petri Dish
but,
may startle the living daylights out of you
with its
up close and personal look!
Treponema denticola,
a highly proteolytic, motile, Gram-negative, obligate anaerobe,
also implicated in periodontal disease...
...and...
bacterial vaginosis...
just might "make your day"
with it's unusual
way of "reaching out to you!"
Prevotella,
a Gram-negative species
found in the mouth and vagina,
among other places,
(be careful of eating at "that" restaurant!)
just like it would me!
Campylobacter rectus
also takes part in the bone-destructive,
chronic periodontal disease process.
It is found to be a Gram-negative, facultative anaerobe
and
if it "blows up" into
something that we can see,
it may
choke a person with its
"sausage morphology"
and wagging flagella down the throat!
Eeeew!...
...That's enough to make me
...OMG!
Rothia dentocariosa,
which is a non-motile
catalase- and Gram-positive bacterium
and is able to reduce nitrate to nitrite,
is enough to bring many to tears,
especially if it is allowed to
grow unchecked into its
most virulent form!
It theoretically can also reduce the mouth and face
to hideousness!
Capnocytophaga gingivalis,
found under the gums and in bite
wounds
may shock you with its
"monstrously handsome" profile!
And its "cousin" relative
Capnocytophaga sputigena
may change your facial features
may change your facial features
on the spot after
its insidious incubation period!
its insidious incubation period!
And then there's
possibly the worst one of them all!...
...the carious predatorus wingulus!
discovered by this blog's writer,
Dr. Ralph Winge!
Some "Oralists" acknowledge the possibility that it can
"Kill"
a tooth within sixty days!
And, while it is still currently in the "Petri Dish Stage,"
it is surmised that its effects on the mouth
may be
very horrible and irreversible!
And its intermediate form may
voraciously "eat" hard enamel substrate,
causing significant morbidity and mortality,
to whomever is unfortunate enough to contract it!
And some Synthetic Microbiologists theorize that
Host and Microbe DNAs can possibly
mix and recombine and
make a creature
that may
eat humans alive
in part...
...or in whole!
And its Dental Plaque will be totally harmless to itself!
I gotta tell ya...
One very distraught Perio patient, who
was just so sick and tired and fed up
with the germs and the
Oral Bio-burden in his mouth,
that
he wanted to "end
them all" right now!
But,
I quickly rushed over
and not only told him
no, no, no...
but I emphasized to him
"That's definitely not the way to do it!"
and
"Don't throw the Baby out with the Bath Water!"
and
"Just minimize your plaque...and that's good enough!"
So,
People!...
floss, brush, and rinse
like your "Life"
depends on it..
...because it really does!
And don't let those
Dangerous Monsters
grow and destroy you!
just like you recommend,
Dr. Report,
because
I want my stuff to be "Purest To The Taste!"
May you have many...
"How do you do it, Hollywood?
You have so many Patients!
It must be your
Intense Gaze!"
"Reaching the height of Inner Peace is sometimes difficult,
what with all of the tensions and turmoils in this world,
and it seems like it's every person for his or herself,
which shouldn't be that way
because we're all here on Planet Earth together!
Well, some things change
but a lot more stays the same!
But I must continue to do my part
to make this world a better place
and I can find my Inner Peace while I do my part today!
And if a tomorrow comes for me, I'll keep plugging away!
"So, you're applying for a job at my Ranch?
Well, if you can bale some hay!"
So, you found me in the big "Hide and Seek" Game!...
...smiles!
"Hey, hey...
...Here's a
Breath
"
"I beg of you,
"The Grand Man Upstairs!"
...please
guide and protect HSR,
because I
and the World
so very much
need and Love him!
Hollywood!...
The show's over,
and the lights are out...
What?
"Naww!...Really?
You're scared of the dark?
It's a bird...it's a plane...It's The Love Toothbrush®
Shhh! I'm trying to
sneak up on Hollywood!
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