I'll Bite To That!"
"I dressed like this
just
to
Wow...Anthropologist Report!...
I didn't know that
running from
those Slow Zombies
over there
Greetings Zombies!...I Mean...Readers!...
Enjoy your...
Me and My,
'I easily go into My Mystery Dream Dimensions
when I look out the Window
on a
Long Train Ride'
Smiles
are
absolutely glad to
Hop In There
and Snooze Away!"
Today's Great and Relevant Episode
is brought to you by
Secret Pitter-Patter Messages
found only in the
Quiet and Soothing and
Mind-Exploring
'Rain Language!'
Here We go with
the
Pole Vaulting!
And all I can say
is...
...Wow!...
Even the Women
are Excellent!
Yes1...It's a good skill to have...
because
one day it may
help you out a lot!
But...
and we're talking HSR here...
...it can
be fraught with
'Potential Dangers!'
However, with HSR,
sometimes it's the
Pole's Faut!
And then,
at times,
it's the Fault of
his Technique!
Watch Out!...Don't get
'Speared By
The Pole!'
'Getting Smacked' is
really no Fun at all!
But,
this Young Lady is
trying to teach HSR
because she
Feels Sorry of Him!
And she teaches him well
because now,
he doesn't have to
use the Stairs much!
Well, you know what they
say about
'Short Cuts!'... They lead you
'Straight To ______!'
But let's not go
that Extreme!
However...HSR will still be
going through some
extenuating circumstances...
...ORIGINATING FROM THE POST,
"You “Bed Knot” Forget To Floss!"
AND,
BEING THE GREEN-EYED,
STRONG,
GOOD-LOOKING,
AND ELITE TRIATHLETE SWIMMER THAT HE IS,
HSR,
DECKED OUT IN A ONE PIECE BODY SWIMSUIT,
SORT OF LIKE THIS GUY,
IN THE OLD DAYS,
WALKS OUT
TO THE BEACH WATER BACKWARD,
AND WHEN HE GETS ABOUT WAIST DEEP,
HE TURNS AROUND AND,
WITH EASY STROKES,
SWIMS OUT PAST THE BREAK WATER,
AND HE JUST TREADS WATER
STATIONARILY FOR A WHILE,
THEN HE TURNS AND LEISURELY FLOATS
ON HIS BACK AND
COUNTS SOME OF THE
FRIENDLY-LOOKING,
SUPER-PUFFY CLOUDS
WHICH LOOK LIKE THEY
COULD BE
A THOUSAND HEAVENLY DINOSAUR FOOTPRINTS
SCATTERED MASTERFULLY
ACROSS THE ATMOSPHERE,
THEN HE LOOKS PAST THE CLOUDS
AND SEES A METEOR
STREAK ACROSS THE SKY,
AND MIND YOU,
THIS IS IN BROAD DAYLIGHT,
AND
A COUPLE MORE METEORS
SHOW THEMSELVES,
AND THE HSR DOESN’T THINK MUCH OF THIS,
BUT HE TURNS HIS ATTENTION
TO THE DIRECTION
FROM WHICH THEY CAME,
AND HE SEES ANOTHER ONE,
BUT THIS ONE IS COMING
STRAIGHT IN HIS DIRECTION,
SO HE STOPS FLOATING ON HIS BACK
AND TURNS TO TREAD WATER,
AND HIS EYES
FOLLOW THIS METEOR RIGHT
TO THE CLIFFS OF THE BEACH
THAT HE IS ON!…
AND THE METEOR SMASHES
INTO THE CLIFFS,
CAUSING A LANDSLIDE,
AND NOW,
HSR SWIMS ASHORE
AND RUNS TO WHERE
THE NEW METEORITE JUST LANDED,
BUT MORE OF THE CLIFFS
ARE STARTING TO BREAK AWAY
AND FALL DOWN,
KEEPING HIM AWAY FROM
CHECKING OUT THE NEW 'SKY ROCK,'
...
BUT, HE WANTS TO FIND IT WITH
URGENCY,
SO,
HE PAWS AWAY THE DIRT
FOR A WHILE
AND FINALLY REACHES A
STRANGE ROCK
SO HE PICKS IT UP AND
RUBS IT SOME,
BUT JUST THEN,
A VOICE ECHOS TO HIM
FROM THIS
OUTCROPPING,
"SIR...YOU
HAVE FOUND THE 'CELESTIAL ROCK'
THAT WE
HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR!"
AND HSR LOOKS AT THE
TALL FORMED ROCKS
AND SAYS,
"YOU TALKING TO ME?"
AND THE FORMATION REPLIES,
"YES, I'M TALKING TO YOU!...YOU
CAN BE A BIG HELP TO ALL
OF THE LANDFORMS ON EARTH!...
...THE CELESTIAL FORMATION
THAT YOU HAVE FOUND
IS MEANT FOR US LANDMASSES TO
COMPLETE OUR
'GALACTIC CIRCLE!'...
...PLEASE, SIR TAKE THE FORM
OVER TO THE CAVE
OVER THERE
AND LEAVE IT, PLEASE!"
SO, HSR,
SENSING THAT THE ROCK HAS SOMETHING
SPECIAL ABOUT IT,
WALKS OVER TO
THE CAVE
TO PLACE IT THERE!
...BUT...
HE COMES ACROSS THESE
'ROCK GUYS'
WHO SAY,
"HEY YOU,
WHAT CHU DOIN' WITH OUR ROCK?
...GIVE IT TO US...
...OR...
WE'RE GONNA 'SMASH YOU!"
"I still think that
living on our Earth is a lot better
than experiencing the
Vicissitudes
of
Outer Space!"
"Hi People!...
Hey, sometimes I
don't think that Zombies
get a
'Fair Shake!'
I came across one
Zombie Girl
and after
talking to her a bit
she
began to trust Me
and even
Smile a little!
And we talked about
Boys and Fashion,
and
we really established
a
Real Rapport!
So,
I feel that if we give
Zombies a Chance,
We might find that
we have a lot
in common!
Hey...Wait!...They're
Humans, too...No?!"
"I think that
Zombies are
mean because
they are always
treated very badly!...I mean...
...if some one was always trying to
'Mercy Me,'
I'd have an 'Attitude,' too!"
"I don't care what you
Folks say...
...if I see a Zombie
coming at Me
I'm outta there!...
...I ain't tryin' to Socialize!"
"Zombies are some of my best patients!
They always open
wide when I ask them,
but,
I never charge them a fee
because
I know that their work
is seasonal...You know...
...around Halloween!
"Sometimes, I'm
mistaken for a Zombie
so I have
Empathy for Them!"
"Yo!...It's been My Experience that
Zombies don't like
Implants, but many of them do
like
Plants!"
"Excuse me,
Mr. Zom, but do you
brush more than
Once a Year?"
"Sometimes it's painful,
but Zombies are always trying to
help bring
new aspects of me
to
share with Others!"
"Please invite one of us Zombies
to your next Party...
because
we get all excited
For You!"
"All of My Zombie
Patients want me to
make their
Teeth Worse!"
"I
have one patient that
has the biggest and
and Darkest Smile I've
ever seen!"
"Zoms have some of the Strongest Teeth
that I have
ever seen!
Their teeth can go
right through
muscle, bone, gristle...whatever!"
"Zombie Shows are my
Favorite!
Because
I want to
Free My People!"
"We don't need Antibiotics!...
We use
Anti-antibiotics!"
"Do you know where
the Zombie
Smile Contest is?"
"I could swear that
I saw
Hollywood over here!"
"I read this blog about two to
three times a week
just to
'Stay In Tune'
with the Good Vibes here!"
"Doctor Report,
I know that you are
always
Hungry,
so I fixed
one of
Your Favorites!"
"OMGosh...
it is My Favorite!"
"I don't have an Opinion
because
no Zombie ever
bothered Me!"
"I just
Love that Guy
over there!...His Smile
makes me
feel
Brand New!...
...Come to Momma,
'Big Boy!"
May you have many...
..."Zombie Hunter Report!...
to keep away from Them!"...
..."HSR!...
Will you be
My Zombie Valentine?"
"I'm walking in
this Magical Forest!...
But
Nothing has happened yet!
Maybe I should just
Get Out Of Here!...
...Wait a Minute...
...I
feel something!...
...Whoa!
...I'm...
Air Cruising!...This is Cool!...
I hope I can
go
Like This To Work!"...
..."The Wind and the Elements are coming!...
Hurry!...
Let's
Jump On and
close the Curtains!"...
...smiles!
"OMGosh, Doctor Report!...
How did you know
that these
are My Favorite Candies!"
"You 'Da Man,' Hollywood!...
...I 'Really Dig' You!...
When ever I can,
I got My
Eyes On You!"
No, Hollywood...I am not
getting a Haircut!
Meanwhile...Back Where Our Neurons Send
Signals To And From Our Brains!...
Dental Hygiene Wars!
"My Brethren! This
Patient didn't
Brush their Teeth Tonight!
So now there's
Free Substrate for Everybody!"
The Hygienist on the right says,
"You'll Never Beat Me!"...
And the Bacterium on the left
says,
"I'll just wait until you
go on Your Office Break!...Then...
We'll See!"
"We out number them
100 Million to One!
Victory is Ours!...
Attack!"
My Faithful Army!...
This is
Our Last Stand to
Save The Tooth!"
"We have more than
Six Billion Mouths
on this Planet to Slay!
Now that's what We call...
...Job Security!"
"An Avalanche of Calculus
is breaking off
and headed Our Way!
...Take Cover!"
"I Love
My Job!"
"Emergency, Emergency!...
This is Dental Hygiene Headquarters, Operator Priscilla!
Do You Copy!...
Many of the Bacteria
have turned into Zombies!
And there's
No Known Cure!
We may have to go
'Scorched Mouth' on this one!"
This was a Nice Show!
Now, I'm walking home
so that I can
get some
Nice Cake!"
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