Vampires...'Make An Entrance'...Into...USC Dental School...On Halloween Eve ...To...Have Their Fangs...Fixed!...

 "Hi There...My Sweet...Trojan Dentist!....I'm Here For A Check Up...A Cleaning...And A...

..'Surgical...Sharpening!'"...

"Love, Kisses, and 

Bites...Everyone!"

"I'm gonna get some

Candy!"

“I went to the Store, 

then got lost, 

and finally… 

…here’s the 

Addam’s Family Castle!”

You and Your 

‘I know that USC promotes inclusion, but 

Vampires as Patients are on a whole new level’ 

Smiles 

are

willing to give it

a Try!

This 

‘Vampire’s Survival is very Dentition-dependent, so, in a way, Dentists and Vampires can enjoy a 

Natural Collaboration’ 

Episode 

is 

brought to you by

Trust Builders!

My!...What a Beautiful...



Halloween Moon!

...And Halloween is Tomorrow!

And the 'Trick or Treaters' are ready to

dress up and

'Collect the Candy!'

But...The Grand Vamp 'Drac'...

is having a

Tooth Problem!

"Sir Dracula," says 

one of his Assistants, 

"I know a place that can fix 

you up, Pronto!...

...Halloween needs 

People...I mean...Vamps, like

you and 

Elvira

to be in Tip Top Shape!

...I know some People, who know

some People, and

they say that

we can get treated at 

Herman Ostrow School of Dentistry

at USC!...But...We need to go there...

...Tonight...as an Emergency!"

"You mean that

they will see Me on a

Short Notice?"

"I'm sure that they will

accommodate You, Sir!"

So, toward

the Evening,

The Count and the Group 

make it 

on over to

the School!

And, 

as soon as they enter

the Front Door,

they are warmly greeted,

"Good Evening, Sir Dracula,

...It's so good to see you

and Thank You for 

choosing Us for

your Dental Needs!...Please come into 

our Clinic

and we can start on you

and your 

Group immediately!"

Now...in a

little while...

"Count Dracula," says

this Clinician,

"Our X-rays and Scans 

show that all of 

your Teeth are Perfect!

You just have a small 

accumulation on your 

lower left First Molar

which can be 

removed

very easily!"

"Are you going to

use a Big Drill

to do it?"

"No...I'll be finished in 

less than 

a minute!... and no Shots!...But,

should I turn the

intensity of the 

Overhead Light down some?"

"Yes, Thank You...and...

...I'm feeling better

already!"

"Here, Dear,

let Me 

hold

your Hand!"

And in less than

a minute...

"There we go 

Sir Dracula...

...We're Done!...And you can 

'Do Your Thing'

as soon as you like!"

Now the Count takes 

his Teeth through some 

motions and

the Count is

so Happy and Thankful!...

Another VIV (Very Important Vampire)

had her Dentition 'Lustered Up,' and after

the Dentist in 

the next room

dims the lights, she exudes,

..."It's Looking So Good!"...

And after yet another

Dental Student finishes,

that Vampire has a Friend 

test for Sharpness

and...

'That's It!'

Whoa!...One Vampire,

who had to have 

several injections,

 asks,

"We are having a

Halloween Get-together

and

would you like

to come as 

My Guest,

tomorrow?...and you can bring a Friend!"

"That sounds

Great!"

"I'm a Gentleman,

so I won't bite you!"

"Well...it being Halloween and all, I

can't promise that

I'll do the Same!"

And one more

totally satisfied Patient reveals,

"I'm so

Ready To Party!"

Now that

all the treatments are done,

the last Vamp to leave

says,

"Thank you, Doctors!...

...You

are the Best!"

Then,

one of the School Secretaries

peeks and observes,

"Wow...it looks like that

crowd 

is 



Finally Gone!"

Love Toothbrush®                                      

“If a Vampire wants to ‘Go out for a Bite,’ 

...should You?”

If you are not a Vampire, don’t act like one, because you may be 

forced to Prove It!

Uh Oh... I guess

in this case, you better not

'Fake it till You Make It!'...Because

you might not 

'Make It!'...

This Post is different...and we

finally will see if

HSR aka 

Doctor Hollywood Smiles Report,

will Make it or Not!

He can't 'Straddle the Fence' 

like he did 

in,

"Here Are...Some Of...Dentistry's ...  

...Ghosts!...Part 1.

and before that in

"USC Dental Student Mistakenly...Falls Asleep...In School Dental Chair!...And...

The Dental School Closes...For The Night!...Halloween...

...Night!... Oh No!...

and chronologically before that

in

"Just How Much Is Your...Smile Worth...

Anyway?"

...and even

way

before that in

"Dr. Dentura!...A Zombie Wants You 

To "Fix" His Teeth For A Halloween Rave!",

...AND THERE,

HSR, IN THE

MIDST OF HIS EDUCATION,

IS FINDING HIMSELF

FALLING SHORT ON HIS

SCHOOL BILL PAYMENTS TO

USC OSTROW DENTAL

SCHOOL,

SO,

HE NEEDS MONEY!...

...FAST!...

AND,

AS IF BY LUCK,

HE HEARS

 ABOUT A CONTEST FOR

A MILLION



BUCKS TO ANYONE

WHO CAN

MAKE IT THROUGH

"THE SCARIEST FOREST IN THE WORLD!"

AND

THIS CONTEST

IS PUT ON BY

THIS

PERSON(?)...

"HE IS ONE SCARY DUDE," EVERYONE SAYS!

NO ONE

HAS YET

TO EMERGE

INTACT AND ALIVE

AND OF SANE MIND

TO WIN THE MONEY

IN PREVIOUS CONTESTS...

BUT,

HSR IS REALLY HARD UP

AND

SEES NO OTHER WAY

TO COMPLETE

HIS DENTAL SCHOOLING...SO...

HE TELLS HIMSELF,

"IF I MAKE IT THROUGH,

AND WIN THE MONEY,

I AIN'T GONNA

THROW IT AWAY

DOWN



THE DRAIN!...

I'MA PAY

FOR MY SCHOOLING!"



SO,

THE CONTEST IS

HELD IN,

OF ALL PLACES...

THE BEAUTIFUL

AND HISTORIC,

AND,

STILL WELL-FORESTED,

AND STILL

IN MANY PLACES...

...MYSTERIOUS!...

WHERE PEOPLE DON'T GO...

...THE ONE AND ONLY,

...TRANSYLVANIA!

"I HEAR THAT THIS

DRACULA DUDE

LIVES THERE

AND THAT

HE HAS

"SMOOTH WAYS"

AND HAS A BIG

FAN CLUB!" THINKS HSR, "BUT,

I'VE GOT TO STAY

DETERMINED AND

COMPLETE THIS MISSION,

AND WIN THAT MONEY!"



SO,

AFTER

FLYING THERE,

AND GETTING REGISTERED

TO START,

THE RACE SPONSOR COMES

OVER TO HSR

AND SAYS,

"HSR...I'VE



HEARD ABOUT YOU!...

...YOU AND

EIGHT OTHER PEOPLE

WILL TRY AND CROSS THE

'CROOKED FOREST'...

AMONG OTHER AREAS,

OVER THE DAYS...AND...NIGHTS!...

AND THERE 'S A FULL

AND RARE MOON AROUND NOW!...

...ALTHOUGH THERE

ARE NEFARIOUS

CLOUDS THAT

WILL TRY AND

INTERVENE!

NOW,

YOU ALL WILL

START ON THE WEST SIDE



OF THE LARGE

"FORBIDDEN FOREST"

AND TRAVEL

DUE EAST TO THE

OTHER SIDE!"




AND THE SPONSOR CONTINUES,

"THERE WILL BE

DANGEROUS SITUATIONS

THAT YOU WILL

COME ACROSS!

AND,

IT'S OKAY TO

HIDE IN SOME

OF THE HOUSES THAT YOU WILL

SEE IF

YOU DARE!...

AND I WARN YOU!...MOVING THROUGH

IN THE DAYLIGHT

WILL GIVE YOU

NO

ADVANTAGE OVER NIGHT TRAVEL...

BUT...YOU'LL SEE

FOR YOURSELVES!"...




NOW,

THE CONTESTANTS ARE TOLD

TO GET READY

TO START:

"ON YOUR MARKS...

GET SET...

GO!"...COMMANDS THE SPONSOR!...


AND WITH THAT

ALL OF THEM SPRINT FORWARD

AND THEY ALL FIRST

SEE SOME SLOW-MOVING

ZOMBIES, AND THEY ALL 

QUICKLY 

RUN AROUND THEM!

NOW, THE NINE SPLIT UP, 

AND GO THEIR 

OWN WAYS EAST!

OKAY, 

SO, 

HSR

HEADS EAST...

ACCORDING TO HIS

TRUSTY COMPASS!

AND AS HE MOVES FAST,

HE HARDLY ENJOYS THE BEAUTY

OF THE 

FORESTS!

AND HE AVOIDS A COUPLE OF OTHER

SLOW-MOVING 

ZOMS!

"OH...WHAT'S THIS?...

A DEER!" 

SAYS HSR...

AND, 

AS HE TROTS ALONG

UP AHEAD...

"WHAT'S THAT?...A 

TREE GHOST?"


SO HE KEEPS UP A PACE

THROUGH THE FOREST



BUT,

AFTER A WHILE...

THE SUN STARTS TO

GET



LOWER IN THE SKY!


AND IN A LITTLE WHILE,

THE DARKNESS

STARTS TO SET IN!



"OMG!" THINKS HSR

AS HE ALMOST RELIEVES HISSELF IN

HIS PANTS...BUT

IT'S ONLY



ANOTHER DEER!


"TO BE SAFE FROM

ROBBERS OR WHATEVER,"

HSR SAYS TO HIMSELF,

"I THINK THAT I'LL



STAY OFF THE ROAD!"



BUT SUDDENLY,

HE HEARS THE

LOUD SCREAMS OF

 TWO PEOPLE FROM

DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS!


"UH OH!" SAYS HSR

AS HE CAREFULLY STEPS

WITH A QUICKENED CAUTION...


NOW,

THE NIGHT SOUNDS

OF THE DARK



MAKE THEMSELVES HEARD!

THEN,

HE COMES TO A DEEP GORGE!

SO HE WALKS ALONG

THE SIDE OF IT,

AND GETS TO A BRIDGE!

AND 

AS 

HE STARTS 

TO CROSS 

THE STURDY-LOOKING 

BRIDGE,

HSR FINDS OUT THAT...

IT'S NOT SO STURDY 

BECAUSE, 

IT JUST FALLS APART!

OMG! 

THERE ARE 

HUNGRY ZOMBIES

WAITING

FOR HIM BELOW!...

SO, 

HSR HANGS BY A ROPE,

AND IT TAKES A WHILE

BUT HE

FINALLY 

EXTRICATES HIMSELF

FROM THAT 

DEADLY DILEMMA,

AND MOVES ON!...

AND THE OWLS ARE 

"WHO-WHO-ING UP A 

BIG NOISE!

NOW, WOULDN'T

YOU KNOW IT...

IT STARTS TO 

LIGHTENING AND  THUNDER, 

A BUNCH,

AND A 

VISIBLE CELESTIAL

EXPLOSION TAKES PLACE...BEFORE 

IT STARTS TO

POUR DOWN RAIN!

WOW!...SO AFTER MANY HOURS 

OF WALKING AND 

ALMOST

TRIPPING, 

AND,

AVOIDING THESE GUYS,

...HERE COME THE

BATS!...OR MAYBE...

...VAMPIRES!

AND AFTER WALKING

FROM SCARY PLACE

TO SCARY PLACE,

HE WANTS SO BADLY 

TO SIT DOWN...

...AND REST!...

AND JUST AS 

HE IS ABOUT TO

SIT DOWN AGAINST A TREE...

A WOMAN CALLS OUT TO HIM,

"SIR...YOU MUST NOT REST NOW...

...COME WITH ME...

I WANT TO HELP!

PLEASE...

FOLLOW ME!

AND THEY WALK 

WITHOUT TALKING, 

MORE INTO THE DARK

FOREST,

AND HSR SEES A SEETHING 

MONSTER WATCHING THEM...

...MAYBE GETTING 

READY TO POUNCH!

UNTIL... 

SHE TURNS AND TELLS HSR,

"FOLLOW ME INTO THE

"DOORWAY OF LIGHT!"

SO,

THEY BOTH WALK IN...

AND THEN 

IT CLOSES

BEHIND THEM!

...


NOW,

AS HSR WALKS

INTO THE 'DOOR OF LIGHT,'

HE EXPERIENCES

SOME STRANGE

TRANSITIONS

THAT

TAKE HIM

TO THIS PLACE

AND A PERSON APPEARS!...



AND SHE SAYS,

"HSR!...YOU ARE IN DANGER!"...

AND HSR SAYS BACK,

"I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE I AM...

OR EVEN,

WHO YOU ARE!

 I WAS IN A REAL

FOREST, BUT NOW...

EVERYTHING SEEMS...

...LIKE  A FANTASY!"

"STEP BACK, HSR...NOW!" SHE COMMANDS,

AS SHE IMMEDIATELY FIRES AN ARROW

TAKING DOWN

AN ADVERSARY,

THAT HSR

DOESN'T

EVEN SEE!...

AND SHE FIRES

MORE AND MORE OF 

HER MAGICAL ARROWS,

WHICH HIT THINGS THAT GIVE

'SOUL-CURDLING SHOUTS!

"WE MUST CROSS THIS FOREST

UNTIL WE COME TO THE LIGHT!

SO THEY WALK FOR WHAT

SEEMS LIKE

MILES AND MILES!...

PASSING PLACES LIKE THIS

AND THIS

ALL THE WHILE, 

THE WOMAN 

SHOOTS OUT ARROWS 

TO NEUTRALIZE AN ENEMY 

THAT HSR CAN'T SEE

BUT SHE CAN...

OMGOSH, SO, THEY

FINALLY GET THERE!...

TO THE

'AREA OF LIGHT!

NOW THE WOMAN 

TURNS TO HSR AND SPEAKS,

"THE ONLY WAY TO GET TO WHERE 

YOU NEED TO BE IS

TO

SIMPLY CLOSE YOUR EYES 

AND FALL BACKWARD 

WITH TRUST!...

AND 

YOU WILL 'SHOW UP' 

IN A BETTER PART 

OF THE FOREST!.

AND HSR ASKS,

"WILL I BE ANY CLOSER 

TO THE FINISH LINE?"

AND THE WIOMAN SAYS, 

"NO, BUT DANGER 

WON'T BE SO CLOSE TO YOU!...

I'M GOING TO HOLD OFF 

'THESE PLOTTERS AND

SCHEMERS'

AS MUCH AS I CAN...

NOW, 

CLOSE YOUR EYES AND FALL BACK...

...NOW!"

SO, 

HSR, FEELING THAT

THE ENEMY IS COMING CLOSER,

CLOSES HIS EYES 

AND TRUSTINGLY

FALLS BACK,

THEN HE 

GOES INTO

WHAT SEEMS LIKE NEW DIMENSIONS AND

WHEN THE COLORS

STOP, HE FINDS HIMSELF HERE!

"THIS IS 

NOT TOO DIFFERENT 

FROM WHERE

I JUST WAS," THINKS HSR, 

WHO ALSO THINKS,

"SHOULD I GO THAT

WAY?"


THEN SUDDENLY,

AN APPARITION STARTS TO FORM IN FRONT OF HIM

AND THIS LADY SAYS,

"TRAVELER TO THE END OF THE FOREST!"

I KNOW THAT

YOU ARE THIRSTY!

...YOU ONLY

NEED TO DRINK

THE WATER BEHIND ME TO

BE ABLE TO

REACH 'THE END!'"


NOW HSR THINKS,

"I DON'T LIKE THE WAY THAT SHE SAID, 'THE END!'"


SO,

HE GLANCES BACK

HER WAY, BUT...

SHE'S NOW...GONE!


"WELL, I'M NOT THAT THIRSTY

ANYWAY," GULPS HSR!


BUT,

RIGHT THEN,

HE FEELS THAT SOMETHING

IS CLOSE TO HIM!...AND HE

QUICKLY SPINS AROUND AND

OH, NO!...

IT'S HIM!...

...DRACULA!


"GOOD NIGHT, HERE,

'FOREST CROSSER!'

SAYS

THE COUNT...AND DRACULA

STARES AND

CONTINUES,

"EITHER MEET YOUR MAKER

IN THE NEXT TEN MINUTES...OR...

COME WITH ME!"

AND HSR SAYS,

"I DON'T THINK THAT'S MUCH

OF A CHOICE!"


AND THE COUNT SAYS,

"I KNOW THAT YOU'RE

VERY HUNGRY!...

WHY

DON'T WE

COME TO MY PLACE

FOR A COUPLE

OF BITES!...HA, HA, HA!"



THEN,

DRACULA TURNS HIMSELF AND HSR

INTO BATS,

AND THEY BOTH FLY TO HIS,

ERR,

HOSPITABLE

PLACE!

AND WHEN

THEY LAND THERE,

HSR SEES

SOME STRANGE STUFF!

NOW, HE ASKS DRACULA,

"CAN I GO TO THE BATHROOM?"

AND THE COUNT SAYS,

"SURE, SIR...JUST GO DOWN

THAT HALL WAY

AND

IT'S

THE FIRST DOOR ON YOUR RIGHT!"


...


"OH BOY," ...LAMENTS HSR..."I AIN'T GOING

ALL THE WAY

TO THE DOOR IN THAT

DARKNESS!...

I'MA STOP SHORT

OF THE DOOR...

...RIGHT HERE!"...

AND HE STARTS

TO FEEL SOME RELIEF!...BUT...THEN...

HE HEARS VERY DEEP GRUMBLING NOISES

WHICH MAKE THE CAVE WALLS

SHAKE A LITTLE...



NOW,

HE STOPS

TURNS AND

HEADS BACK OUTSIDE,

BUT,

WHEN HE GETS THERE,

DRACULA...

HAS GONE SOMEWHERE,

"OKAY...

...LET'S CHECK OUT

THE PLACE A LITTLE!", 

HE THINKS......

AS HE STARTS

TO WALK ON THE CASTLE GROUNDS

AND HE SEES

SOME HIGHLY UNUSUAL THINGS

SOME, OF WHICH...

SEEM TO BE...

...ALIVE!




WHOA!...

A COUPLE LOOKS NICE TOGETHER

ON

ONE SIDE OF THE GARDEN...




AND ANOTHER TWO ARE JUST

DANCING UP A

STORM!



THEN,

ALL OF A SUDDEN,

A PERSON SWOOSHES BY...

AND ASKS,

"HAVE YOU SEEN MY

FRIEND, FRANKIE, WITH THE GLASSES?"




NEXT, HE

APPROACHES

A DOOR

OF THE CASTLE,

AND,

A PERSON AT THE DOOR

LOOKS AT HSR AND SAYS,

"PLEASE COME IN AND

PARTAKE OF THE SENSES!...

...YOU NEVER KNOW

WHAT'S

AROUND THE

'NEXT CORNER!'"




AND SHE

TAKES HIM

BY THE ARM

AND

WALKS INSIDE

THE CASTLE

WITH HIM,

AND,

THE FIRST DOOR

THAT THEY COME TO

ON THE SIDE,

SHE SAYS,

"PLEASE WALK

THROUGH THIS DOOR...SIR!"




"CAN'T I JUST STAY WITH YOU?,"

BEGS HSR!...



"YOU FLATTER ME!...



YOUNG MAN!...

BUT

YOU CAN PROBABLY HAVE A BETTER

CHANCE OF STAYING  ALIVE...

...IF YOU DO GO IN!"...




SO A RELUCTANT HSR 

GRASPS THE DOOR HANDLE AND

SLOWLY TURNS THE KNOB

AND JUST BARELY CRACKS

THE DOOR OPEN...

...JUST ENOUGH TO  PEEP THROUGH AND...



HE  ASKS HIMSELF,

"WHAT IS GOING..."




AND JUST RIGHT THEN,

A STRONG HAND

TIGHTLY GRABS HSR'S

WRIST!...AND

IT

STARTS TO

GRADUALLY

PULL HIM

IN  TO WHAT VERY WELL

COULD BE A

'DEN OF INIQUI...'

...

'DEN OF INIQUITY!'

...BUT MAINLY,

THERE'S A 

BIG PARTY

GOING ON!

BUT WHEN

THINGS START TO GET 

TOO

FREAKY... LIKE... 

...THIS WOMAN SAYING,

I HAVE BEEN ASSIGNED TO

ENTERTAIN YOU!"...HE

TRIES TO FIND

AN EXIT...IN A HURRY!...

...BUT...

HE RUNS INTO THIS 'THING'

AND SHE SAYS,

"PLEASE DON'T LEAVE WITHOUT

SLOW DANCING WITH ME FIRST!"

AND WITH THAT,

HE

TAKES OFF

DOWN 

A HALLWAY AND

HE SEES A POSSIBLE ROUTE OF

ESCAPE!...AND HE

GETS OUT OF THERE!

AND HE RUNS FOR

A LONG TIME!...

BUT HE FINALLY,

HE SITS DOWN...TIRED...

WITH HIS BODY METABOLISM

RACING,

AND HE SAYS,

"I'M GLAD THAT 

I GOT 

OUT OF THAT MESS...

...BUT...

WHICH WAY 

IN THIS

'FREAKY FOREST' 

SHALL I GO

FROM HERE?"

...

NOW,

AFTER WAKING UP 

THE NEXT DAY,

HE WALKS DUE 

EAST

PER HIS COMPASS...AND...

...HE COMES UPON A HILL, 

AND HE KEEPS CLIMBING, AND 

FURTHER UP 

HE SAYS, 

"WOW!"...

BUT AFTER A WHILE....OH NO!...

HE LOSES 

HIS FOOTING AND

IT'S NOT A 

PRETTY SIGHT!

SO 

HE DUSTS 

HIMSELF OFF

AND KEEPS UP THE PACE

THROUGH A

'BEAUTIFUL...

PLACE!'

"HEY...I BET YOU THAT

THAT CLOUD

OVER THERE

HAS A MESSAGE,"

HE THINKS...

NEXT UP

HE SEES SOME

SPECTAULAR

FAUNA

WHICH LEADS 

TO

NICE FLORA

AND WATER 

SOURCES...

WHOA!...

NOW...

HSR JUMPS BACK FAR 

WHEN

THIS TREE 

SPEAKS TO HIM, "YOU....YOU WANDERER!...

....IF YOU WISH TO 

FINISH THE RACE,

DO NOT GO 

STRAIGHT EAST

WHERE THE SUN RISES...

YOU WILL BE VERY

'UNPLEASANTLY SURPRISED!'...

...GO...SOUTHEAST FIRST,

THEN,

NORTHEAST

IF YOU WISH 

TO SURVIVE!"

NOW, 

HSR ASKS THE TREE,

"WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS?"...

ANOTHER TREE 

ON 

THE OTHER SIDE

ANSWERS, "WE DON'T WANT 

YOU TO TURN UP

AS FERTILIZER 

FOR US!"

"WELL, THAT'S MIGHTY NICE OF YOU

TWO," HE CONFESSES.

"AND DON'T

EVER THINK THAT

YOU ARE NOT 

BEING WATCHED!"

THEN, HE

MOVES FURTHER ALONG,

BUT HE 

CAUTIOUSLY 

STOPS IN HIS TRACKS

WHEN HE 

WITNESSES THIS!

AND SOON...

IT STARTS TO

...SNOW!

DECIDING TO GET OUT OF THE SNOW,

HE SITS UNDER THE

CANOPY 

OF A TREE 

AND

CATCHES A COUPLE OF Z-S...

ONE OF THE OTHER

CONTESTANTS

LATER

WALKS PAST

HSR,

THEN 

WHEN SHE SENSES SOMEONE NEAR

AND SHE TURNS TO

SEE HIM

SLEEPING!

NOW, SHE

WALKS OVER TO HIM

AND TAKES 

SOME LONG LOOKS AT HIM

THEN SHE WAKES

HIM AND SAYS,

"MISTER!...WAKE UP!

YOU KNOW THAT SOME 

WILD THINGS 

CAN GET YOU

OUT HERE!...I'M RUNNING FROM

SOME THREATS

RIGHT NOW!...

YOU HAVE TO GET UP

RIGHT NOW!..

I SAID GET UP!...

...WELL...

I'M LEAVING!"

NOW THE GROGGY HSR

OPENS HIS EYES...

...AND...

...OH NO!...

HE SEES THIS

MONSTER

AND  RUNS AWAY AS

FAST AS HE CAN!

AND AS HE 

RUNS AND RUNS AND

RUNS SOME MORE,

HE PUSHES ON

EVEN FURTHER

ON THE TRAIL,

HE COMES ACROSS A CABIN!...

...WHICH HE 

SLOWLY APPROACHES...

...HOWEVER...

AS HE GETS CLOSE...

...THE LIGHTS...

...GO OUT!...

May you have many...

...Smiles!

Meanwhile...Back In Tooth Fairy Land!...

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we have more 

Latitude in

how We dress!"

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and 

here’s the Enemy 

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...That’s from ‘Patient Neglect!”

“Momma…that Man's Toothbrush…  

…hurt my head!”

“You need to 

pay More Attention 

to your upper 

right Posterior Area!”

Since the Bacterium, 

carious predatorus wingeulus,

eats other Bacteria, it 

is a ‘Bacteriophage,’ right?

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…they’re all ‘Smoked!’”

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