So,
one day, Olah Orala, D.D.S.
just happens to be
flying by the North Pole,
and he decides to give his Buddy,
Santa Claus, a call…
"I'll meet you Home
in just a minute," says Santa,
as he and his Reindeer
come in for
a landing...
And after
Doctor Orala
lands his
Personal Jet,
he meets with
Santa in the
Christmas Tree Room...
Now Santa smiles, "Good to see you
Old buddy
and
all of My Teeth are still doing just Fine!”
“That’s good to hear,”
says the Doctor,
“but looking at your sleigh right here…
...it looks like it has a
whole bunch of miles...and decades
on it!”…
“You’re right about that,” smiles Santa,
“it’s been so long!”
Now,
Doctor Olah Orala thinks and says,
“I’ve had so many
New Billionaires retaining Me for $300,000 a year,
Emergency Only,
with a guaranteed ‘Extremely Rapid Response Rate,’
should I be needed at the 'Drop of a Hat,'
that, I want to say,
“Santa, Go ahad and Splurge…on a new Sleigh…
...or...any variation thereof!...""
"Well, thanks, Olah!...I'll see what's
out there!"
So, they
sit and chat and shoot the breeze a
while longer,
then the Doctor, gets an
emergency call... "Brother Santa,
It looks like
I'm needed in Madagascar!...You know
that I'm going to stop by again
when I can!"
"Sure, Doctor Orala, and I'll
let you know what
New Sleigh I get!"
"Sure Thing, Buddy!" says the Doctor,
as he
goes to Antananarivo...which
is almost on the other side
of the world!...
So, Santa gets online
and he sees some things
that look nice,
but, some are
impractical
for an
around the World Jaunt!
So, he goes in town,
and some salesmen are trying
to make him
buy
a
Jet Hoverboard,
and a
way-out
Scooter,
and even
an
amazing
E-Bike...
...A Custom
Helicopter?...Whoa!...
And Next to it
is
the Mother of all Digital
Sleighs?
"What's this
New World coming to?" asks
Santa,
as he smiles and says 'Thanks' and
almost walks out...but the guy says,
Let me just show you
one more Choice...it's
a Family Heirloom, but no one
wants it!"
"Okay," says Santa as
he follows the guy back to a warehouse...
"Santa, I've got two things
to show you!"...
..."This right here can get you around the
Globe
'Supersonically Fast!'
"And what's the other Choice," asks Santa...
"The other Choice is this...
with a Heater and Headlights
and sturdy Reindeer Hookups!"
"I'll Take it!...and...
Please deliver it
Immediately!" smiles an ecstatic Santa!
Now,
the sales man,
after signing the papers,
does a Song
and
a Dance!
Now, as Santa is about to leave,
the Salesperson says,
"That Santa Jet is Made for you, though, Sir, and
please come back for a Test Drive!"
So, as
Santa takes the New Sleigh
out for
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