"These No Good Humans!...Polluting My Oceans!...And The Lands...
With Their Trash...And Wifi...And Disease...And
Homelessness-Producing Capitalism!!...
My Hundreds Of Brothers...And Sisters...And I...
...Shall Lay Waste...To Them All!"...
So,
it’s Christmas Time,
and everything’s going
along pretty well,
as expected
all over the lands,
and the Children
are highly anticipating
some great Presents coming,
and Parents are getting
the Gifts ready,
while keeping them away
from the Kids,
and Santa is doing
some last-minute chores
so that his Christmas Eve Night
goes off without a hitch!
But…deep in the bowels of the World’s Ocean Waters,
a foreboding presence
is waking up...
and is making its way
up to the land
of Many Countries!
And…Oh No…
...It’s
the Dreaded...
...the One and Only...
...Godzilla!...
...Lots
of
them!
And now
they start
tearing up the buildings
in different Cities
and
causing fires
and explosions and
general
mayhem,
with their breaths of fire, in Europe,
and
in the
Americas
and elsewhere,
the Populations all over
are
running
for their Lives!
...All of this, while...
...Our
Very Dear Christmas
Days are going on!
And some immediately warn that
Humans are 'in for it!'
Even the sky of the Earth
is going 'Bonkers!'
Now,
the Rugrats Version of Godzilla
was sort of
Fun, but...this is real!
However... when a very
'Eccentric Dentist'
hears about
all of this
'Commotion at Christmas,'
from a friend,
she asks,
"Can you do
something to
Save Us?"
Then He says, "Sure!"
Now, the Dentist goes home
and
heads into his
Secret Man Cave,
and in a little while...
..he
comes up with an idea
to make all
of the Godzillas
go back into the Oceans
where they belong!...
He steps
to his Music Synthesizer
and
makes up
Roaring Noise
and adds a
barely audible
'Come to Momma'
clip to it,
and he contacts the Navy
and
has the Navy Submarines
all around the World
that are submerged,
play the sounds of
what seems to be
the call of the
‘Mother Godzilla!’...
And...
...can you believe it?...
...As soon as the Sonic Transmissions
of the sound mimicking Mother Godzilla
are broadcast loudly underwater,
all of the Godzillas
around the world,
which have
excellent hearing detection,
stop in their tracks!
And they holler out
what may be,
"Momma'...I'm
coming home!"
And with that,
they all Roar once more
Oceans...
...where they
belong!
So, Christmas is on,
once again,
and
though there's some
Major Cleanup to do,
We can still...Hip Hip
Hooray...
...Celebrate!
“When You get Angry and start to Destroy Things, is that some of your ‘Godzilla Genes'
expressing themselves?"
Santa's just waiting for Summer
so that
He can
'Hang Ten' with Friends!
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