Sunday, January 26, 2014

Warning! Your Smile’s Saliva Can Set You Free Or Bust You Up At DUI Checkpoints!

-Your “to be forewarned is to be forearmed“ smile IS HERETOFORE INCONTROVERTIBLY INFORMED by your caring, reliable, option-of-last-resort HSR!-



Who would have thought!

Elements of your most precious “facial headlights”—your smile—can now actually work against you and your freedoms…

… if you have banned substances reflected and detected in your own spit while behind the wheel. The driving public is now on notice!

Starting this year, local authorities in many states will want drivers to, voluntarily or requisitely, give up a swab sample of the mouth’s inner cheek cells and saliva from divers stopped at DUI check points with a computer-connected device (maybe like this) that can preliminarily detect a constellation of more than a handful of substances thought to impair driving (including cocaine, meth, and even some sleep medicines).

Los Angeles and NewYork are watching and checking it out big-time! Other states and localities aren’t playing, either.

Many countries are trying to achieve safer public thoroughfares, too.

Drugs and medicines take time to clear out of the body. Pot , vicodin, meth, heroin, and crack all take a while to clear out of your system. After they are physiologically metabolized and filtered out, they will not offer an undo influence on the all-important judgement and reflex qualities of a driver.

A phlebotomist may be on site at the checkpoint to take clarifying blood samples, if necessary, to get to the medical bottom of anything sniffed out in the saliva, as far as the concentration of contrabands are concerned.

The author does not know what will happen to the samples once their field uses are finished, or what will happen to the DNA in the samples once obtained.

There are a lot of green-cross stores in many cities all over, and a lot of product is moved and consumed, but the authorities, and other members of the driving public, just want “clean” drivers behind the wheel.

That makes for safer streets and less accidents…and one can’t successfully argue against that!

So with that in mind…


May you have many…walk softly and carry a big smile!...the only thing you're allowed to be high on when driving—is life!...if you have too much to lose, then, as they say, keep your nose clean!…smiles!

Sunday, January 19, 2014

Want Wowing, “Hollywood White” Replacement Teeth Over Your Own In Just One Or Two Steps? Try These Systems!

-The HSR helps you LOOK BEHIND THE RED CURTAIN on your “let the bright sunshine and shade slow-cook me juice-ily“ smile!-


If you are missing some teeth, or if you have some teeth with problems, and you don’t have the time, money, or inclination to properly rehab your natural set through your dentist, you might be able to benefit from some temporary teeth that cover over the ones you have.

Some of these alternatives may also help in transitional treatment, say, to protect one or multiple healing implant roots while they bond to the bone, or to stabilize teeth that need a break from the strenuous rigors of heavy mastication forces.

Some of these slip-on teeth (possibly resembling partial dentures) may require an impression from your dentist, while others may just require simple preparation steps to ready them for insertion at home.

But, no matter which device you chose, if you go that route, seeing your dental team at least every six months is the best tried and true preventive and restorative policy.

The following websites contain information on some of these relatively inexpensive, quick-fix, get-me-back-to-normal-looking solutions:










There is even an Internet place to help you, if you have vampirical urges, and want to look the part!:


Just be advised that these are temporary, not permanent, and are more for show, not function.


May you have many… …if you like what you see, why don’t we…when you can’t tell a book by its cover, well then, the open the book!...fake teeth, check, fake hair, check, now I’m ready to go out on the town and find my self a real person…smiles!

Saturday, January 11, 2014

Sheee! Your Smile Really Is A “10” On The Winge Orality Quotient Scale!

The HSR can actually INSTANTLY AND THOROUGHLY FANTASTICATE your “what everybody likes to look at” smile!


For a long while, you have spent your hard-earned cash and dental benefits on dental treatments and maintenance. You have also devoted many hours assiduously performing effective home plaque control techniques to minimize any problems and maximize your orthodontically-great look.

So, the mirror has been your friend, because now, every time you look in it, you’re emanating a healthy, wealthy, wise, and beautiful glow-- the best that Nature can produce, and the best that Money can buy!

Congratulations!

There are dozens of objective and subjective traits, factors, structures, and relationships within the lips and mouth, which can be diagnosed, analyzed, and recorded, to size up, evaluate, and rank on established scales of various types, including the Winge Orality Quotient.

May you have many…after poking, prodding, and sniffing around, I find that yours really is great!...don’t look now, but people are taking pictures of your “smile-o-graph” with their cell phones…your smokin’ smile’s so hot that the temperature around it is five degrees higher…smiles!

Sunday, January 5, 2014

I Did A Little Dental Math…And You Won’t Believe This, But…

-The perfect sunny day HSR is ITCHING TO IMMEDIATELY GREEN LIGHT your “long-term lovely” smile!-


Brush the teeth per session for at least two minutes, twice a day 2 x 2 = 4 minutes brushed

4 minutes brushed/ day  x 30 days/month = 120 minutes brushed/month

120 minutes/ month = 2 hours brushed/month

2 hours brushed/month x 12 months in a year = 24 hours brushed in a year!


Okay! That’s at least one full day/year for all of the times brushed.

That’s what it takes to keep your “COA” , or smile, super!

What’s more difficult, however, is figuring out the time that people spend flossing per day and over a year’s time.


Let’s see about the time spent rinsing with a supportive, maybe even fluoride, rinse:          

Rinse for 30 seconds after brushing, twice a day = 1 minute of rinsing/day

1 minute of rinsing/day x 365 days a year = 365 minutes of rinsing/year

365minutes of rinsing per year / 60 min/hr = 6 hours of a mouthful/ year!

Don’t swallow any, or burst out laughing while gargling…it could get messy!


The power of math helps to put Preventive Dentistry into several perspectives!


Just a thought, but, how long does one spend reading this blog per year?

I’m not sure, but thanks for scanning these pages!


May you have many…time really does compress and fly by when you’re having fun…I don’t want a robot cleaning my teeth… meditating within that space-time interface, where every second from the future melts into a second in the past…smiles!

Sunday, December 29, 2013

“Attractivate” Your Smile! Then Show Everybody Your New Wonder! Don’t Keep It To Yourself!

-Your “shiner” smile boasts being "ALL FATTENED UP AND BLAZING OUT, courtesy of your friendly, neighborhood HSR!-


If you have a nice set of chops…you’re blessed! …Smile one for me in the mirror! 

And show others too!…and make people's day!

If you follow your desire to make your smile better, and act to make it better, the whole face benefits, as a result.  The new smile’s contribution to the face's Aesthetic Quadrilateral zone, helps that zone to become more “attractivated,” --attractive qualities activated--and made more alluring and appealing in the eyes of others, according to the prevailing, society-dictated, standards of beauty and attractiveness.


Blaze out, then, my smile! And may yours blaze out too!

There's only one word left to say in the chasing of the fountain of youth…

Attractivate!...Now!

May you have many…to the contrary notwithstanding, and with a legal briefcase, chock full of incontrovertible proof!…will you please quickly reassume your position atop the pedestal of adoration!…survive and thrive another day in the jungle city…smiles!

Sunday, December 22, 2013

You Can’t “Knock Out Game” Your Dental Plaque! It Rope-A-Dopes Us!

-Your “consciousness-expanding “smile, through HSR, is GOING SKY WIDE!-


We can do what we will with daily hygiene, but once we start to skip our daily dental therapy sessions regularly, there’s going to be microbiological hell to pay!

In other words, plaque, and the biofilm it produces, takes any and all punishments and removals that we do to it, but it keeps eternally coming back and advancing through incessant multiplication of their numbers, and we have to keep up the heat of our regular efforts early and often, and beat back this scourge that grows right under our noses!

Check out these supporting scientific statistics and research-results-based proofs on the host–conquering visciousness of bacterial plaque:

-Webmd says a single tooth can host 500 million bacteria, and that more than 700 species of bacteria have been found in the human mouth.

-Dr. Loesche, from the University of Michigan, and author of the book,“Caries: A Treatable Infection,” warns that if we don’t brush for 24 hours the oral bacterial count can go from 20 billion to 100 billion! Also, bacteria in our mouths can double in the mouth every 4.8 hours. And in the most ideal Petri dish conditions, bacterial numbers can double every 20 minutes. We also swallow vast amounts of free bacteria in our saliva daily.

-Rdhmag.com estimates that there are 20 billion bacteria in the human mouth at any given time.

-One bacterium can become a billion bacteria in just 10 hours through binary fission, according to a report from Microbeworld.org!

In light of the above facts, it would seem like we are in a losing battle against the sinister oral biomes that outrageously out-number us in our mouths. Biofilm is really a microbiological bully! So we cannot slack off in our urgency.

We will never be able to eliminate every single bacterial cell that might be harbored in the many deepest, darkest, and most remote recesses of the human mouth, because they are too small, and all that is needed is for only one to be left behind…for them to repopulate with exponential ferociousness! 

Remember the wise words from a legendary disruptive dentist who has unceasingly warred for decades against the massive, ugly-fying, and destructive ravages that uncontrolled dental plaque lays waste to with impunity--acutely and chronically--: “Plaque grows back like the Sun does shine…don’t brush enough and your teeth will be mine!”

Once your smile complex is esthetically and functionally optimized, the super-majority of follow up care boils down to frequent preventive maintenance, to keep it right and tight!

So, in reality, you may have a nice upper cut punch or a super-effective right cross, but the too-small-to-see microbes of the mouth can absorb almost any blow that you can give it, without breaking its stride or breaking a sweat.
                                               

May you have many…meditatively pick up any threats in the surrounding matrix substance like a great martial artist, then go--beat ‘um up!...float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, I’m gonna be like Muhammed Ali!...know that you can’t even turn your back on plaque, not even for one second, without it trying to take over again…smiles!