Watch Out…The New “Bust-A-Smile” People Profiling Program Is Here To Track You!...But Here’s How You Can Still Remain Anonymous!

THE HSR WENT TO THE DENTIST TODAY AND IS STILL A LITTLE GROOGY FROM THE MEDICINES USED, AND AS SOON AS HE GETS HOME AND OPENS THE DOOR, HE HEADS FOR, AND PLOPS DOWN IN, HIS FAVORITE CHAIR, BUT HE DOESN’T TURN ON THE TV—HE DOES NOT CARE ABOUT IT ONE BIT—HE’S STILL IN HIS TWILIGHT SLEEP MODE, AND HE JUST STARES AT THE BLANK SCREEN, AND STARTS TO DAYDREAM ABOUT WHAT HE’D LIKE TO SEE ON THE IDIOT BOX, SO, AFTER A WHILE, HE ENTERS INTO A DEEP SLUMBER, PACKED WITH SO MANY DREAMS THAT HE DOESN’T KNOW WHERE TO START—THEY’RE PLAYING SIMULTANEOUSLY—AND THIS GOES ON FOR SOME TIME, THEN, HIS BEST FRIEND SLAPS HIM SQUARE IN THE FACE AND TELLS HIM TO STOP DROOLING ALL OVER THE FURNITURE, and furthermore, your “I like going to my dentist because I like the way he smells and I like to daydream and stare into his big beautiful eyes, and I know his dental assistant doesn’t like that one itty bit” smile, is caught between a rock (chocolaty sweets) and a hard place (time-consuming, assiduous flossing)!

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“Got good health, and a good socio-economic condition?…well then, you have it made!”

We’ve all heard that no two faces and sets of teeth, and fingerprints, for that matter, are exactly identical.

The facial recognition experts are sick and tired of fighting through sun glasses, fake contacts, thick make up, eye brow modification, lip-plumping lipstick, and head wear partially covering the tell-all facial real estate, making it so that they have difficulty finding a fool-proof, “gotcha” match.

                                                                                                                

There are some eyeglasses being developed right now to thwart many facial recognition efforts. However many of the possible matching source pictures of us are found on our Facebook account, IG, Snapchat, and other social media platforms. http://www.gizmag.com/avg-glasses-combat-facial-recognition/36357/

But now, some hot-shot, bright-ideaed, buckin’-for-sargent software meistro or two, are developing a cloud-based “Bust-A-Smile” virtual-neural network which includes scanning all possible frontal variations of the teeth, and basically 3D nano-size all of the smile’s virtually-interpreted construct zones, yielding an incontrovertible, 100% accurate, digitized identity pattern.

Most people are good citizens, however, and some prize their privacy and anonymity above all else. Why do you think many celebrities feel a need to go in the streets and to the supermarket “incognito!”

I don’t know, but with Google Glass, can the facial recognition function be enabled, and give the wearer the name, address, and phone number of anyone they look at and record?

Well…

… there maybe some easy and reliable methods to not register a blip on somebody’s nosy-without-asking scanning machine:

-don’t smile…but that’s a hard one, especially if you have a nice disposition (like most of the readers of this blog!)

-buy a couple of “snap on smiles” from your dentist that vary a little with each version and change them up frequently when you gather in privacy-free crowded places.

-get a rapper grill made by your dentist or other person that will fit over the top, bottom, or both. Just make sure that you are guaranteed the quality of the metal used (top-quality only, please…and no lead!).

-cover your upper front teeth with your upper lip, and stick your lower jaw more out in front, but that might make you look like a wannabe nine-year-old prankster.

You’ve heard the saying that goes “The only thing to fear is fear itself.” So don’t walk around scared!

But, what if you’re just an ordinary law-abiding family person and are mistaken for a terrorist or other social menace…and are renditioned to a “black site” …and you have to endure weeks of waterboarding before they reluctantly believe you…not cool!”

Hopefully, this will never happen to any of us, and that’s why I will work for all of us, to “keep our smiles free from real and virtual tyranny!”

“Down with Bust-A-Smile, keep the teeth free!"  

May you have many…why is that beautiful lady following me—does she think I’m handsome and all, or does she just want to get to know me, because I just stepped out of my new Maserati…I had a dream about a stack of hot pancakes right in front of me, and I put butter and strawberry syrup between each cake…bathe me in WiFi electromagnetic waves from now to Sunday, but don’t take away my Internet!…smiles!

I Love My New Smile and My New Bikini! Now Guys Are Following Me All Over The Beach! Part 1.

THE HSR, COMFORTABLY SEATED AND SAFELY STRAPPED INTO THE PLUSH RECLINER ON A LEVITATING PERSONAL “DSLR” QUADCOPTER DRONE, JUST BIG ENOUGH FOR ONE PERSON, IS NOW SAFELY ABOVE THE NEIGHBORHOOD POWER LINES AND IS FLYING THE FIVE SHORT BLOCKS TO THE BEACH, AND WHILE UP THERE, HE GREETS THE SEA GULLS HOVERING BY, AND DODGES VARIOUS AND SUNDRY KITES, THEN SCOPES OUT A PRIME SANDY BEACH SPOT ON WHICH TO LAND HIMSELF, AND DOES SO WITH A QUIET, SAFE, AND SOFT LANDING, AND, TO CELEBRATE THE INAUGURAL FLIGHT, HE RAISES ONE OF THE ARM RESTS, TAKES OUT A BREWSKI, POPS IT OPEN, AND IMMEDIATELY ALMOST DROPS IT, because two stunningly beautiful surfer chicks, swaying hypnotically as they carry their surf boards to the continuous tube-forming breakers just off shore, are causing a male wake as they walk by, and I must say that your “I am scared of heights, but certainly not the breathtaking view from this 85^th floor restaurant” smile, is so fine and curvy, that I know that you “ain’t nothing but trouble!”

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“I’ll put up with the clouds and darkness, just as long as I get me some of my bright sunshine soon!”

A Thousand OMGs!

No…I’m not kidding!

Dr. Pearladont, my sweet Dentist, she just finished the last touch up on my veneers…

… and what can I say…

…the mirror is my friend again, my buddy, my BFF, cause it lets me know that I’ve made it…with a mouth full of screaming white evidence to enter into testimony!

I walked to the bikini shop earlier today after my dental appointment and the guys in the mall kept staring at me (okay, maybe a little more than that!)…and I know why…

…my smile is now “goddessized and weaponized!”

Now, I’m sitting in my car and applying some fresh frosty lipstick…

 …on my lips…there!…

…they’re so plump, soft, and daring…and they are guaranteed to make a certain sensual tension appear in men…

…complimenting my new teethy whites!…

I’m going to get out of the car now…

With my Brazilian Bikini, my nails, my hair, my keys…

…and my enamelly-activated smile!...

…My teeth are on the wrong side of my lips to receive a kiss from me, but they’re still touchingly close to the lips, backing them up and all, and giving them support and encouragement, so my kiss out to them will still sincerely count!...32 times!

I’m on the sand now, and it’s warm and inviting, and the wet stuff is only about 50 feet away…

…the competing grains of sand snuggle up between my toes with every step, like they are excitingly volunteering to turn my simple walk on the beach into a sensory overload experience!

Yes! Let’s head straight to la agua naturale!

Wow! Today, the waters are giving off the most hypnotic blue that I have ever seen…a perfect match for my minimized aquamarine two-piece!

A couple of guys are calling me over to come to them… they’re close, so I curve my path to come into a tangent with them…

…as I get a little closer…one of them takes my picture…

…and offers to show me…

…he says that I am the first person that he has photoed using his new thermal, heat seeking camera…

…Is that me made with fake colors?…hmmm…

…but the teeth aren’t hued and chromatic…just almost a paper-white!

I keep moving, making headway in the pink sands along the coast …

…and stare out again over the waters of the sea, which always seem to spark creativity and new paths to pursue in my thoughts…

…I’m eternally grateful that I don’t have to do without the mysteries of the sand, sun, and sea!...the bottom fell out from my imagination, and now its super deep…

…to the extent that I haven’t found the bottom limits yet, but I’m swimming deep cerebrally…and…I’m not worried about the limits…

…because I’m too busy and engrossed in creating output and shoveling out the growing content for inspection…

…thanks for the continuous new!…I’ma keep looking, feeling, shaping and polishing the pieces I make into their slickest forms…

…my… I’m daydreaming again as I’m walking along the edge of the splash…

…I forgot about the people around me.

Another young bronzed man watches me as I pass…

…he starts to hold his chest like either I’m breaking his heart…that…or he’s telling me that he wants CPR from me pronto!...

From the sincerity in his eyes…I can tell that this is no medical emergency…it’s just a panic attack of love…that he’ll get over!...

About twenty feet in front of me, out of nowhere, two formally-dressed waiters hurriedly wisk out a table and two chairs, a table cloth, two tall glasses, and a bottle of Dom champagne, and gingerly plop and level things right there…

…and a handsome and dapper gentleman in a light suit (on the beach?) pulls back a chair for me to have a seat, just as I’m two feet away… and propositions…

“You, with the eyes of the secret seas, it would be the pleasure of my life, if you were to join me for just a chat over some bubbly, and let me be a small part of your natural adventure today!”...

…I am stunned a little…and whimsically entertained, and feeling a tiny bit special right now…

…so I respond… “…

TO BE CONTINUED…

May you have many… the news told everyone that it was going to rain today, so I sat outside and waited for it, and sure enough, after a while, as I was snoozing up a storm, I was awakened with wetness!...the rocky planets, hot suns, shooting stars, all of the elements, and dark matter, all of them, they want living things to exist, so that the living things can gaze at them and behold them, the elements that is, and hope that life knows the enormity and necessity of the universe’s elements themselves in supporting such life!…the coming of tomorrow is man’s only hope!...smiles!

“How High Is Your Dental IQ” Test, Part 4.

LOOKING OUT FAR ACROSS THE CALM AZURE WATERS WITH A HALF-WORKING, ANTIQUE TELESCOPE, AND ACTING JUST LIKE AN OLD-FASHIONED AND LOVEABLE BUCANEER PIRATE SEEKING THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH, AND OTHER VARIOUS AND SUNDRY BURIED TREASURES, TUCKED AWAY ON OUT-OF-THE-WAY TINY ISLANDS, the swashbuckling, parrot-on-the-shoulder, patch-over-the-eye-wearing, loud-nose-blowing, long-swig-of-rum-taking, but no-swear-word-using HSR, by way of your “I ain’t swabbing no deck, hoisting no sail, and firing no cannons” smile, can’t wait to make it to the world-famous Isle Uninhibita, for a bunch of hard-partying, no-sleep-getting, games-of-chance playing, and big-lie telling marathons!

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"Okay, kids, it's class time! Take out your 20 pound books and open them to page 2,500!"

1.     T or F

When George Washington was inaugurated as President in 1789, he only had one natural tooth remaining in his mouth. (mountvernon.org)

2.     T or F

Teeth are used for mastication, speech, for use as tools, for fighting, and may provide the owner esthetic value.

3.     Hip Hop Rappers who wear “grills” on their teeth:

A)   can have fixed or removable options.

B)   should be concerned about the preciousness of the metals used in the construction of the grill (adequate grades of silver, gold, or platinum).

C)   make a statement about their character and beliefs, and identity.

D)   may choose to have stones of varying degrees of worth placed in the grill (diamonds, cubic zirconium, Swarovski crystals, rubies, etc.).

E)   still need to adequately floss, brush, and rinse every day.

F)    can actually have individual crowns in a row.

G)   all of the above.

4.     Choose the correct sentence:

A.     Grinding the teeth at night actually relieves distress

B.     Distress in a person’s life can cause one to grind the teeth at night.

5.     T or F

         Bruxism, or grinding of the teeth during sleep, only occurs during the REM sleep stage.

6.      T or F

Nocturnal bruxism can happen in people of all ages.

Answers: 1 T, 2 T, 3 G, 4 B, 5 F, 6 T.

May you have many…this is my ship and if I want to sail into that ol’ Bermuda Triangle, well, dag nabit, that’s where I’ma sail, now fetch me my compass, mate!...will million-dollar houses be still worth that much if the city that they are in runs out of tap water?...go to bed early and get rest, because if you wake up tomorrow, you’ll be stronger, sharper, and ready to perform more admirably...smiles!

  

The "Smile Ghost App!"...The New 3D Holographic Smile…Coming Soon To A Mouth Near You!

SENSING IMMEDIATE AND CATASTROPHIC DOOM, THE HSR FUMBLES WITH, AND HURRIEDLY PRESSES, THE ELECTRONIC QUICK-START BUTTON ON THE JET PARTS OF HIS SNOW SKIS IMMEDIATELY, BECAUSE THE SNOW ABOVE HIM HAS ALL OF A SUDDEN BECOME LOOSE AND IS NOW A MEGA-AVALANCHE THAT QUICKLY AND SUPERGRAVITATIONALLY APPROACHES HIM, SEEMINGLY WITH GROSS INTENTIONAL MALICE AFORETHOUGHT, AND WITH THE ADDED SPEED OF THE JET SKI TRAVEL, THE HSR, APPARELLED IN THE SEASON’S LATEST DESIGNER DOWNHILL SKIING FASHIONS, IS NOW ABLE TO OUTRUN THE SNOWY MENACE WITH MINIMAL BALANCE-CATCHING DIFFICULTY, BUT HE IS NEARING THE BOTTOM OF THE MOUNTAIN, AND THAT IS WHERE THE SNOW THINS OUT TO NOTHING, SO THE HSR NOW HAS TO CUT THE JETS OFF, AND LET THE RACING SNOW CATCH UP TO HIM A LITTLE, AND EVEN LET THE LEADING EDGE PASS HIM BY A LITTLE, SO THAT MORE SNOW CAN BE THROWN DOWN IN FRONT OF HIM TO HELP KEEP THE RIDE SMOOTH, hey wait…I think I better stop here because, the imagination, just like that snow, is quickly becoming unsustainably thick, and your “I’m flying my professional stunt kites…watch these difficult maneuvers” smile wants me to do the same death-defying stunt over again because you thought it was fun to see me almost get creamed!

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 “I like talking in large numbers like billions and trillions, because it makes me sound authoritative!”

Believe it or not!...

…It’s coming to a face that you might not expect!

Because of new advances in the holography sciences, coupled with the computational and intuitive design powers of the computer, and the new "Smile Ghost" App, these potentially disruptive developments, even though the smile complex looks supremely authentic to the observer, is still digital, it’s virtual, and you can photoshop it in real time…to look absolutely natural, and as bright as some freshly fallen snow...or not!

You will be able to load the new Smile Ghost app up to your cell phone to “augment” your selfies and open up a whole new world of imaging…

…who said that you only have to have one visible set of teeth!...

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Now, you will be able to fine tune your digitized dental look and match it, or clash it, with your unique outfit for the day!

The possibilities are endless!

We are in talks now to license this new Smile Ghost tool, so it can also be used with the head-mounted Oculus Rift Virtual Reality Headset, Samsung's Gear VR Spectacles, the Microsoft 3D HoloLens Interface Goggles, Sony's SmartEyeglass Developers Edition 1 Optical Unit, and Apple's new iEyes…

…and we have invented innovative technical adjuncts to work in series and in parallel with all of them, to make the resulting visuals look and feel fully integrated and functional around the mouth, with unmatched esthetics to boot!

This technology is highly customizable and variable, allowing your teeth look to match that of your favorite romantic Hollywood or Bollywood star or even a diabolical villan (think Halloween Zombies!)!

…and you can even update all of the smiles of your friends on social media, and have a ball…

…you’re only limited by your imagination!

So, you are urged to ask your dentist about this emerging, but still experimental technology!

With our thorough and near-completed beta testing of Smile Ghost, we should be able to eliminate any embarrassing image sputtering, which may make your smile flicker on and off with false colors!

Then, the smile really would look like a bona fide undulating apparition!

And there’s one little catch that you should know about, before plopping down a thick grip of moolah for this here newbie…

…The food that you masticate MUST also be holographic!

May you have many…have you ever “gone meditative” on somebody during an argument?...at least once, you should see a reversed waterfall, by either inverting the image on-screen, or laying upside down on the couch, but preferably the former, just in case your crazy friends barge in!…a college professor said something that got me to thinking, “don’t let your education get in the way of learning!”…smiles!