Top Dentist Now Available “At The Drop Of A Hat” Worldwide...For A $300,000 Retainer…Plus Expenses…For The World’s Best Billionaire Smile! Part 3.

Sitting on the edge of your electric-powered, full-body reclining seat, your "I have seen the world and the many peoples therefrom, and I must say that there is no place like where you are at the time!" smile, is waiting with anxious anticipation and baited breath to see what will happen next, because the previous "Top Dentist Now Available..." HAD HSR PARTYING AND SAILING HIGH UP IN THE UPPER ATMOSPHERE'S IONOSPHERE IN HIS HI-TECH, ONE-MONTH-SUPPLIED, MAN-CAVE CABIN HITCHED TO A SUPERBALLON...

BUT, A WHILE INTO THE FLIGHT, JUST AS THINGS WERE GETTING SATURATED-GROOVY, HE ENCOUNTERED A NOT-SO-MINOR TECHNICAL GLITCH THAT HAD HIS SET-UP STEADILY LOSE ALTITUDE, SO HE BAILS OUT WITH A PRESSURIZED PARACHUTE SYSTEM...

AND HE PASSES THROUGH ONE CLOUD FORMATION...

THAT LOOKS LIKE THERE'S SOME HARD THINGS IN IT!...BUT HE KEEPS FALLING FURTHER, AND SEES...

MORE CLOUDS THAT SEEM TO SAY, "HANG AROUND ME AT YOUR OWN RISK!"... AND HSR IS VERY GLAD THAT GRAVITY IS WORKING FULL-TIME NOW, SO HE CAN GET OUT OF THERE, BUT NOW HE SEES WHERE HE IS GOING TO LAND...IN A NEVER-ENDING RAINFOREST...

SO, SOME TREE BRANCHES HELP HIM BREAK HIS FALL, AND HE'S ON THE GROUND, HOWEVER HE QUICKLY DISCOVERS THAT HIS GPS TRACKER AND CELL PHONE BOTH DON'T WORK, SO NOW HE HAS TO USE HIS BOY-SCOUT-LEARNED SURVIVAL SKILLS AND FIND SOME FOOD AND WATER, BUT HE FIRST SEES WHAT HE THINKS IS A CAMERA OR SOMEBODY LOOKING AT HIM...

BUT IT IS JUST A STRANGE PLANT, THEN HSR TURNS AROUND AND SEES A "CRYING TREE"...

AND HSR THINKS, "THEY SHOULD CRY A LITTLE TEAR FOR MY LOST LITTLE SELF"... NOW, HE HAS TO THINK ABOUT WHERE HE IS GOING TO REST DURING THE QUICKLY-APPROACHING EVENING, SO HE SEES A TREE THAT WILL ALLOW HIM TO BE OUT OF THE WAY OF THE BUSY JUNGLE-FLOOR, NOCTURNAL PREDATORY TRAFFIC BY CLIMBING UP THIS TREE...

NOW MIND YOU, THAT THE RAINFOREST IS NOT A QUIET PLACE, WITH BIRDS AND THINGS SHOUTING THEIR PRESENCE...STILL...HSR CAN FEEL SOMETHING SURREPTITIOUSLY LOOKING AT HIM FROM AFAR...

...ANYWAYS, OFF IN THE DISTANCE HE HEARS WATER, AND AFTER FOLLOWING THE SOUNDS, HE SEES...

...YES!...PURE, THIRST-QUENCHING WATER, BABY!...SO HE IMBIBES TO HIS HEART'S DESIRE, THEN HE TURNS AROUND TO GO BACK TO THE TREE, BUT...

A LARGE PREHISTORIC-LOOKING BIRD, JUST THREE FEET AWAY, HAS ALL OF THIS TIME, BEEN QUIETLY CHECKING HIM OUT...AS PREY?..., SO HSR TIP-TOES AWAY AND RETURNS TO THE TREE FOR SAFE NAPPING...AWW, SHUCKS!... IT, WITHOUT WARNING,  STARTS TO RAIN HARD...

AND THE STRONG, MULTI-PLANT SAP, AND THE CANOPY'S ESSENTIAL, EXOTIC, AND DNA-STRONG, PHARMACY-GRADE BIOCHEMICALS, DRIP ALL OVER HSR'S HAIR AND SKIN AND OSMOTICALLY ENTER INTO HIS BODY, AND START TO MAKE HIM HAVE A SORT OF BOTANICALLY-INDUCED FEELING,...YES...INTOXICATING, AND MAYBE EVEN A LITTLE HALLUCINOGENIC, ESPECIALLY WHEN HE CLOSES HIS EYES...

THEN HIS THOUGHTS TURN TO SOME PRETTY THINGS...LIKE THIS...

...AND...

DANG!...IS THIS WHY THE INDIGENOUS PEOPLE STAY IN THE JUNGLE--TO BE AT ONE WITH THE PLANTS THAT WE CO-EVOLVED WITH OVER THE EONS OF TIME...AND MIND-ALTEREDLY PERCEIVE THE WONDERS AND THE SPECTACLES OF OUR INFINITE INNER UNIVERSES?...WHAT'S THIS!...

...HIS GIRLFRIEND BACK HOME!...ALL OF A SUDDEN, SOMETHING JOLTS HIM TO OPEN HIS EYES...OH, NO!...

...STAY VERY STILL!
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"I know...life is a "B," and then you die! But we can also make it a lot better than that!"

Billionaire Baron von Vondamere Wingesterian Meiesterhiemer IX , who, with $969 billion in the world bank, is almost the world’s first trillionaire…and he doesn’t claim citizenship with any country, because…it doesn’t really matter…hey, by doing so, he’s saving at least two tons of cash in taxes owed to any country, every calendar quarter!

And he's not about to give that up!

But this day, Baron von Winge is diving off of the back of his super yacht, which he affectionately calls "Bubba"...

...which, by the way, has three more rooms than billionaire Dilbar's superyacht...

In Global Cognoscenti circles, this oversized "Beast of the Seas" is called the "City on the Water" and can discretely entertain hundreds of his closest friends and associates!

What's amazing, however, is that U.S., Russia, China, and Saudi Arabia all have an official embassy...on the ship itself!

Talk about the "Pennicle of Privilege!"

This day, he is in some calm international waters...

...just off of the coast of the lusciously-rich Monaco Principality.

So as he dives off into the pristine agua...

...wow, he sees a lot of beautiful, fish here...

...and there...

Off to the side, near him, he sees some lights flashing erratically...

It's an electric eel!

...So Baron swims a little closer, to check it out...

...but from the look on its face, the eel does not want to play!

Which is okay with him, so he turns away to check out more undersea wonders...

Shark sighting!...coming straight toward him. It ain't smilin',...it's growlin'!...

Thinking quickly, Baron pulls out a small fish out of his side pouch and sets it out in front of the eel's hole...and the eel falls for the bait, and swims out to get it!

And in one fell swoop, Baron von Winge grabs the slithering and slippery eel and turns and shocks the surprised shark with the eel's electricity...and the shark quickly scampers far away!

Some of you are probably wondering why Baron wasn't also shocked by the eel...well, he just happens to be wearing a scientifically-designed, shock-proof suit, so it doesn't bother him in the least!

So after enough action for today, Baron decides to head back to his yacht, but when he turns to leave, he sees himself being swallowed by...

...a gigantic whale shark!

But Baron von Winge assuredly tells himself, "This trillionaire ain't going out like this!"

So, even though it's pitch black inside the humongous whale shark's mouth, Baron lights a convenient underwater flare!

...and immediately, Baron and the flare are coughed out of the huge mouth!

Now, as he definitely breaks for the exits, or rather, the ship, his upper front tooth feels a little strange...

His tooth is "potato-tooth-chipped!"

And he immediately says to himself, "This is a job for my dentist, Dr. Olah Orala!

So back on the ship, in his private suite...

where not even the janitor is allowed, Baron, who happens to have Dr. Orala on speed dial, calls and hopes for a quick pick up.

"Good Day, Dear Baron von Winge the IX! I was just thinking about you!" Dr. Orala greets the near-trillionaire.

"It's so good to hear your voice, Olah! You know, some of my adventures have taken me to the extreme, and now I must call on you for an emergency service!" Baron tells Dr. Orala.

"Let me guess, you've been diving off the back of Bubba again?" asks Dr. Orala.

"Yes...how'd you know?" inquires Baron.

"Because Bubba allows you to go where no one else can go, to see underwater sights that no one else can see. I know that even National Geographic begs for your rare underwater photos, however, I know that extreme diving is risky and, I'm glad that all you have is a dental concern...where are you and Bubba now?" Dr. Orala quizzes...

...from his humble multi-acre abode, perched high above the eye-popping and nonstop Hong Kong....

"I'm just south of Monaco," says Baron.

"I'm headed your way as we speak, my friend!" Dr. Orala assures him.

So once again, Dr. Olah Orala jets off to render dental services to another elite billionaire...where money is no object...and not even really discussed...

...because it's all about relationships!

The good Doctor now gets a chance to test out his new "Air Torpedo" jet...

...and he has to break a sound barrier or three to get there...

But, once Dr. Orala uses his magical hands and dental skills, all is well for the aristocratic and noble Baron von Winge...

...and this is just how the world's richest and most secretive person would want it!





May you have many...does the wind have a place where it can rest and call "home?"...some forests you are not supposed to enter--even if it is all light outside!...quick--put some fun music on and do the "happy dance!"...smiles!

This 4th Of July, We Thank The Rumored Dentist Who Made The “Handsome, Alpha Male’” Dentures For George Washington To Look Great While Winning The War!

THE THREE-AND -A-HALF YEAR-OLD HSR IS PLAYING IN HIS GRANDPA'S LARGE BACKYARD AND HE SEES AN OLD RUSTY CAR, AND SHOUTS TO HIS GRANDPA, "HEY, GRANDPA! CAN I GO DRIVING IN YOUR CAR?," AND GRANDPA SAYS, "YOU MEAN THE CONVERTIBLE CORVETTE IN THE FRONT?," AND HSR RESPONDS, "NO, GRANDPA, I'M TALKING ABOUT THE BROWN RACE CAR BACK HERE!"...

AND GRANDA LAUGHS, BECAUSE THAT CAR DOESN'T RUN, BUT HE SAYS BACK TO HSR IN JEST, "GO RIGHT AHEAD AND SIT IN THE DRIVER'S SEAT, BUT YOU HAVE TO MAKE THE ENGINE NOISE YOURSELF AS YOU TURN THE WHEEL AND SHIFT THE GEARS TO GO DREAMY FAST!" 

SO, NOW, HSR SALIVATES THAT HE HAS BEEN GIVEN THE GREEN LIGHT TO GO AHEAD AND OPEN THE DOOR AND GET COMFY IN THE OLD CAR SEAT...

WHICH, NO DOUBT,  HAS URGENT AND EYE-WIDENING STORIES TO TELL!...

"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...START YOUR ENGINES!" IS THE FIRST THOUGHT IN HSR'S MIND AS HE IMAGINATIVELY STRAPS HIMSELF IN AND STARTS THE CAR ENGINE LOUDLY!:

RRRRR! RRRRR!...SCREEEECH!...ZOOOOM...RRRRR!...AND OFF HE GOES!

NOW THAT HE IS CAUGHT UP IN THE RACE...

HE WORKS THE STICK SHIFT JUST LIKE HIS GRANDPA DOES IN HIS CORVETTE!...

AND HE SHOUTS OUT OF THE WINDOW, "OUTTA MY WAY, GUYS!... 

I'M PASSING YOU BY!...RRRUUUUHHMMM!

NOW,  I'M GOING REAL FAST, BUT I HAVE TO  KEEP DODGING THE BIG ROCKS...

AND DEEP HOLES...WAIT!...I'MA PULL OVER A BIT TO GET SOME WATER!...AND GAS!..

PEOPLE JUST DON'T BELIEVE HSR WHEN HE TELLS THEM THAT THERE IS A SERCET SUPERCAR HIDDEN IN "OLD TROGEE!"

BUT THAT'S OKAY, THEY'LL FIND OUT WHEN THEY EAT MY DUST!...

JUST THEN, HIS GRANDMA SAYS THAT THE PIES IN THE WINDOW SILL HAVE COOLED, 

AND ARE NOW READY TO EAT, ALONG WITH OTHER FOOD!

SO, HSR SLAMS ON THE BREAKS AND POWERS DOWN, THEN UNBUCKLES THE SEAT BELT, AND OPENS, THEN SHUTS, THE CAR'S CREAKY AND CROOKED, UNCLOSING DOOR...THEN GETS ON HIS TRIKE AND BURNS RUBBER, OR RATHER GRASS AND CONCRETE TO MAKE IT BACK TO THE HOUSE...

BUT, YOU KNOW THAT ALL THE WHILE, HE'S THINKING ABOUT THE NEXT MAGICAL DREAM CAR EXPERIENCE THAT'S WAITING FOR HIM...AND HE JUST CAN'T WAIT TO GET BACK TO IT!..BUT THAT'LL BE RIGHT AFTER HSR CLIMBS SOME BIG TREES... AND...STUFF...

...WITH HIS BUDDIES!…oh wow!…isn’t that a sweet story for this Summery part of the year, and your “please let me know why a lot of us have a fascination with things that go “boom,” whether they be bright and colorful fireworks, or big bombs, and the like—is it because we have a deep-seated and subconscious unfulfilled desire to repeatedly relive the jarring shock of the foundational Big Bang?” smile, just wants me to spray you down on the front lawn with some cool water out of the water hose on this hot day!

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"Will you ever reinhale the same exact oxygen molecules in your life?"

Boy, it is snowing ever so heavily...

And the temperatures are well below freezing...and falling!

But the enemy Redcoats keep coming!...

..and we have to keep fighting them!

General George Washington, is crossing the Delaware River...

...to gain a strategic advantage!...

And he must keep the morale of his soldiers up...

But there is one major problem...

General Washington has painful and needy teeth...but he doesn't let his men know...

He isn't going to let a little ol' toothache make him lose his country...come on now!

There is a rumor going around in Revolutionary War Historical circles that only two people knew of the General’s immediate jaw problems!...

...A Sergeant Saint Mayberry, and a compatriot and fellow soldier, black soldier Alowishus  "Cheeky" Booker, knew that if they wanted to convincingly win the War, their fellow soldiers had to continue holding the General up as a strong model and leader...

...and not as a man suffering from a demoralizing and lacking mouth.

So, Soldier Alowishus Booker, a local "good-with-his-hands" beginning dental apprentice, who artfully knows that a square jaw always goes well with handsome teeth, noticed, with a quick and discerning anatomical and diagnostic eye, that Sargent Mayberry and General Washington have similarly-situated and arranged mouths. 

Cheeky Booker immediately, then, with his artistic blades, and collection of teeth, proceeds to make a set of carved-out "powerful message" hippopotemus-bone dentures for General Washington, using Sargent Saint Mayberry's mouth as a guide, and Cheeky hopes that they would fit close enough, and give our exalted leader a prideful, engendering, and victory-promising smile...

...thus allowing the General to "smile with strength and vigor, good vibes and good looks"...

...to add the needed motivational, emotional, and psychological muscle to excite and incite his men as they plan their advance with other allies...

...and as they fight and earn spirited and surprising victory after victory in the unforgiving elements, to win the War!

So, after all of this unscripted bravery and courage, we thank you President and General George Washington and your valuable support soldiers for all of your contributions in the founding and saving of our country in its early infancy!

Happy 4th in your spirit, Sir! (with a salute!)

Job excellently done!

May you have many...if only we knew all of the sacrifices that were done for us, we would be constantly thanking our lucky stars!...remember the fallen who fell, so that we may stand today!...go ahead--do your thing--and act like you mean it!... smiles!