Friday, September 16, 2016

Hey!...What Has Ralph Cyril Winge, D.D.S. Done For Dentistry Lately, Anyway?

You're all happy and fidgety and just beside yourself, because you and your "I've come to realize that the only thing better than a lot of todays...is a lot of tomorrows!" smile, knows that it's time for a new HSR adventure, and this one continues the preface last seen on "85-Year-Old Dentist Almost Faints…When A Famous Entertainer Tells Him That She’s Ready!…And “DTF!”... where HSR FINDS A STRANGER ON HIS HOT AIR BALLON...


AFTER TAKING OFF FROM AGUA HEDIONDA...BUT HE LETS THE STOWAWAYS STAY ABOARD, AND HER NAME IS SUGAR ROSE, AND HER DOG'S NAME IS FURRY, AND THEY TRAVEL NORTH, UP THE COAST TO CAMP PENDLETON...


AND PASS OVER THE CITY OF AGRA...WATCH OUT!...IF YOU BLINK, YOU'LL MISS IT!..WITH ITS BEAUTIFUL BLUFFS...


WHICH REMINDS HSR OF AN OLD PASSAGE THAT SAYS, "AND THE MOUNTAINS SHALL CRUMBLE INTO THE SEA,"...

AND NEXT, HE, SUGAR ROSE, AND FURRY, SAIL OVER THE SAN ONOFRE NUCLEAR REACTOR...


AND SUGAR ROSE SAYS TO HSR, "I HEAR THAT THEY ARE DOING MAINTENANCE WORK ON THE PLANT, BUT DON'T THEY JUST HAVE THE BEST BEACH REAL ESTATE EVER?, WOW!..."

WHILE IMMEDIATELY OFF TO THE LEFT, WE SEE SOME SHARKS AND SURFERS...


PEACEFULLY COEXISTING...ERR..FOR NOW!...

HEY, HERE'S SAN CLEMENTE...


AND ITS FAMOUS PIER...



"OOH, LOOK!...AMTRAK'S PACIFIC SURFLINER!...DON'T YOU JUST LOVE IT?,"...


LAUGHS SUGAR ROSE, AS SHE HUGS HSR AROUND THE NECK WHILE JUMPING UP AND DOWN LITTLE...

AND HSR RESPONDS, "YEAH, BUT DON'T MAKE THE BALLON SHAKE TOO MUCH!"...

THEN, SUGAR ROSE BACKS OFF A LITTLE AND GOES BACK TO LOOKING AT THE SIGHTS...

AND THEN, THE WIND STALLS AND THEY JUST SORT OF FLOAT STATIONARY FOR A WHILE...

SO, AFTER A WHILE OF THIS, THEY DECIDE TO CALL IT A DAY AND THEY SET DOWN FOR THE NIGHT...

AND ENJOY AN ADDICTIVELY-PERFECT PACIFIC SUNSET...


AND HSR, OR DR. R, CLOSES HIS EYES AND IS SOUNDLY ASLEEP IN NO TIME, AND BEFORE HE KNOWS IT, IT'S...


WAKE UP TIME FOR SLEEPY-HEADS!...

BUT, HE LOOKS AROUND...AND SUGAR ROSE AND HER PUPPY ARE GONE!...

AND HE FEELS THAT THEY WERE JUST STARTING "TO GROW ON HIM!"

WELL, ANY WAYS, HSR HAS TO DO SOME PREVENTIVE MAINTENANCE ON HIS BALLON MECHANISMS, SORT OF LIKE THIS...



AND AFTER EVERYTHING'S FIXED, INCLUDING THE GAS JETS, HE'S JUST ABOUT READY TO TAKE OFF...BUT STILL, NO SUGAR ROSE AROUND...

HSR THINKS TO HIMSELF, "I'M A LITTLE LONELY NOW, SORT OF WISHING THAT SHE WAS HERE, BUT IT'S TIME GO...AND A MAN'S GOTTA DO WHAT A MAN'S GOTTA DO...SO,"

BUT OUT THE SIDE OF HIS EYE...HE SEES SUGAR COMING BACK!... AND SHE HAS SOMEONE WITH HER!...SUGAR ROSE APPROACHES THE BALLON, WHICH IS READY FOR TAKE OFF, AND SAYS, "HI DR. R!...YOU WEREN'T LEAVING WITHOUT ME, WERE YOU?...OH, THIS IS MY SISTER, DANDY ROSE, AND WE...


BROUGHT SOME REAL GOOD GOODIES IN A BASKET...



FOR YOU...WITH SOME OF THIS...


AND SOME OF THIS...


AND AFTER THAT, SOME OF THIS...


..."PLUS SOME OTHER STUFF, OH, BUT WE NEED TO KEEP OUR LITTLE POOCHES...THEY WON'T BE  A BIG PROBLEM, WILL THEY?...THEY DON'T BARK MUCH..."


...AND DR. R RESPONDS, "WELL, I USUALLY DON'T HAVE PUPPIES AND SUCH ON MY CRAFT, BUT SUGAR ROSE...AND DANDY ROSE, YOU HAVE SOME DYNAMITE GOURMET CUISINE, WHICH IS HARD TO PASS UP, SO I'LL ALLOW IT...JUST THIS TIME!"...AND THEY ALL SMILE AND GET ON BOARD...

SO NOW, THEY'RE HEADING NORTH, ON THEIR WAY, ENJOYING THE VIEW, WHILE THEY PASS OVER DANA POINT...


...AND "YES," HSR THINKS, "LIFE IS SO SWEET IN MY LITTLE BALLON!"...

                                                                                                       Back to Love Toothbrush®








"Sometimes, all of us can't handle the truth!"











Ralph Cyril Winge, D.D.S. has influenced Dentistry in several ways since he graduated from USC Dental School in June of 1977...



Let's count:


-The Bounce Toothbrushing Technique:




=The Swing Teethbrushing Method:




=The Slide Teethbrushing Style:




-The Epitome Smile type of grin:




=The Winge Orality Quotient-Smile Assessment System:



-The Winge Aesthetic/Beauty Quadrilateral- Anatomical area of face:




-The Winge's Peak-Rarely Occurring Anatomical Feature of the upper lip...




-New synonym term coined for word smile and grin: coa (cosmetic oral anatomy):





-The Love ToothBrush:




-Star On the Watts Walk of Fame- "The Promenade Of Prominence":



Videography content on YouTube:




-Choreographer of Dentistry's Official "Bite The Dentist Back Dance!"




The Grinni Awards-Celebrity Smile Award, presented to 25 VIPs so far: The latest: Gary Toebben, CEO of Greater L.A. Chamber of Commerce, and his "chief, high yield, waxing crescent smile!"



...And the world's most unique Dental fun, fantasy, glamour, drama, and adventure blog... this Hollywood Smiles Report!, and the blog preface hero, HSR!



I'm looking forward to doing bigger and better things in Dentistry and in Life, and maybe putting together an aggregate of this blog and possibly calling it:"A Thousand And One Dental Bites!"




May you have many...my appreciation of the beauty of life is ever-widening!...I don't like the bitter, but I'll tolerate it until I can get to the sweeeeeet!...we can compete with each other for one winner, but when it comes to creativity, we each are our own unique, unduplicatable, point-of-view champions!...smiles!

Friday, September 9, 2016

Artworks That Have Smiles As Their Centers Of Interests! Part 1.

Oh, no!...you spilled your chocolate drink on your white sofa...


but thank goodness it has a clear cover over it, so your "I was thinking...the best part of a trip deep into the woods is walking far into the fresh-aired unknown, and the worst part is...walking back to civilization!" smile is still okay, so you go to look out of your favorite window, and get ready to lucidly see daydreams...


...about HSR's next big adventure, which is a continuance of the preface presented on the blog post, "Oh, No! Bacteria Grow That Fast In My Mouth?," AND THAT HAS HSR LOOKING VERY HANDSOME AND DAPPER, AND DISPLAYING SUPER-QUICK DANCING FEET, AND HE ENTERS THE STAGE LIKE VERY FEW PEOPLE COULD, JUST LIKE THIS GUY...
                           

THEN HE JOINS HIS PARTNER, AND THEY WASTE NO TIME FOOLING AROUND, AND GET STRAIGHT DOWN TO KENETIC BUSINESS, JUST A-TURNIN' AND A-TWIRLIN'...


AND DOING DIPS...


WITH A FEARLESS AND DARING CHOREOGRAPHIC BRAVADO...

AND THE TWO PARTNERS PUT ON A SHOW THAT THE PEOPLE LOVE WITH A STANDING OVATION...AND THEY JUST STARTED!...

"OOHS" AND "AAHS" COME FROM THE AUDIENCE, PROMPTED BUT THE SURPRISING ACROBATICS SHOWN HERE...


YES...SHE HAS SOME STRONG HIGH HEELS TO TAKE THE PRESSURE!...

PLEASE DO NOT PERFORM THIS...


...AT HOME!...THERE'S NO ROOM FOR ERROR, BUT PLENTY OF ROOM FOR A CONCUSSION!...

AND THEY CONCLUDE WITH A TOTALLY-TAKE-YOUR-BREATH-AWAY, JAW-DROPPING, TOO-COOL-FOR-WORDS FINALE...


THAT HAS THE JUDGES MESMERIZED AND ALMOST FALLING OUT OF THEIR CHAIRS!


                                                                                                                      Back to Love Toothbrush®












"A brand new day is a brand new chance!"












Bucketfuls and splashes, splashes, and more splashes of colors...and lip volume on fire!...


...giving a feeling of being sensuously and abundantly alive, with suckingly plump vibrancy, and an adventuring readiness for anything!

This next rendition showcases a complex mouth structure that is relatively paranormal, however, the chin imparts an admirably-battle-ready, strong-jawed profile, yet the eyes belie a relaxed, maybe powerfully diagnosing capability, and the clothing denotes a person of means, possibly a member of the Old European aristocratic elite,


...however, I could be embarrassingly wrong!

Is this one about "putting on war paint?" Or beautifying one's attributes?


...or generating and concocting an intentionally-fabricated pseudoreality...please tell me!

Modern Photoshopping techniques can produce "hybrid realities" that can be layered as much as one desires, with limitless variations...


...probably only depending on which side of the bed that the artist rolls out on that day!

The angularity of the anatomy here creates a visually-palpable tension, maybe even a deliberately-constructed set of complex contradictions...


...that may juxtapose and/or collide with the viewer's own inner uncertainties in life! And, is she giving "the side eye" with her right eye, because if that is the case, that means...wait, this is about the mouth! But it's all ultimately related.

And here's an example of pop art, Andy Warhol-type, with lively, jump-out-at-you colors!...


...that promotes a spectrum of repeating and ingraining interpretations.


Now, this...


Gosh! I don't whether to feel happy or sad about this one! What made that happen?

Our artistic creativities are unique among all of us, and the art that "erupts" out of us needs to be documented, shared, celebrated, and yes, explored and interpreted!



May you have many...what happens on one side of the world really effects what happens on the other side?...the "Universal Multidimensional Matrix" needs you, so stay healthy, and please, continue to contribute!...stay around trees, for they can buffer you against the harsh and unforgiving elements !....smiles!

Friday, September 2, 2016

The First African American To Invent And Patent A Toothbrush—Ralph Cyril Winge, D.D.S.!





"Hi there!...


...I hope you enjoy the show!"






After having seen a good Netflix movie, your "I sometimes dream about me dancing by myself in the middle of the crowded dance floor pretending like I am the only one there!" smile


is getting a little sleepy, and you nod off on the couch and dream about a previous blog preface where HSR AND HIS SHIP'S CREW, WHO ARE EYE-PATCH-WEARING, UNDERARM-SCRATCHING, ALWAYS BURPIN', NOSE-PICKIN', LOUD SNORIN', SERIAL WOMANIZIN',  TREASURE SEARCHIN', NO TEETH BRUSHIN', NE'ER-DO-WELL THRILL SEEKERS--EXCEPT WHEN IT COMES TO FOLLOWING HSR'S ORDERS--WELL, THEY ANCHOR THEIR CLASSIC, MIGHTY PIRATE SHIP...


...NEXT TO A BEAUTIFUL, YET DANGEROUS,  ENCHANTED ISLAND...


WHICH IS RUMORED TO HAVE AT LEAST 25% OF THE WORLD’S GOLD, DIAMONDS, RUBIES, AND PEARLS BURIED NEARBY THERE, AND SCORES OF BEAUTIFUL LOOSE WOMEN THAT AIN'T FOR FREE...

BUT SOMETHING IN THE AIR DOESN'T SEEM RIGHT TO HSR, SO HE TELLS HIS CREW THAT HE'S GOING TO CHECK THINGS OUT BY HISSELF AND GET SOME GOOD RUM FOR THE GUYS, AND BE RIGHT BACK, SO THE CAPTAIN STEPS DOWN FROM THE PLANK AND HEADS ON OVER TO THE NEAREST WATERING HOLE, "MOBY DICK'S FISH FRY AND BAR," AND ON HIS WAY, HE PASSES BY AN ALL-FEMALE PIRATE SHIP, LED BY A NOT-TO-BE-MESSED-WITH WOMAN WITH WHOM HE HAS HAD A COUPLE OF ENCOUNTERS, CAPTAIN SALLY SEAS...


AND SHE SAYS, " AHOY THERE, CAPTAIN R! GOT A MINUTE, MATE?...LET'S SPLASH BACK SOME SHOTS OF YOUR FAVORITE AND TALK ABOUT OLD TIMES...AND YES, I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU...I PICKED IT UP AT SINGALORE ISLAND...AND HSR POLITELY SAYS, "I'D LIKE TO RIGHT NOW, BUT ME MENS ARE WAITIN' FER SUM RUM, BUT AFTER WE'RE GOOD 'N SAUCED, ME 'N ME GUYS WILL STAGGER ON OVER AND COMMENCE AN ADMIRAL PANTY RAID!'...

"ME AND MY GIRLS'LL BE READY! BUT DON'T KEEP US WAITIN' TOO LONG!," REPORTS BACK CAPTAIN SEAS...

"I KNOW A GOOD THING WHEN I SEE IT!, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK!," PROMISES HSR...

SO, HE CONTINUES ON OVER TO MOBY DICK'S PLACE...

HOWEVER, UNBEKNOWNST TO HSR, A MERMAID,


WHO KNOWS HIM, IS OFF TO THE SIDE, STARING AND MAKING PLANS TO GET WITH CAPTAIN HSR...MAYBE WHEN HE RETURNS BACK TO SHIP...

"HEY, YOU!... R...FOR WHAT YOU COME HERE FOR?"...


"OH, HI THERE, SHERIFF!, LOVE YOUR GRAMMAR" GREETS HSR BACK...

"HEY, LEAVE MY GRANDMA OUT OF THIS!...I'M NO SHERIFF ANY MORE, I'M NOW KING OF THE ISLAND! AND FOR YOU TO COME ON MY ISLAND...IT'S A HUNDRED DOUBLOONS,


"RIGHT NOW!," PRONOUNCES THE ISLAND KING...

"WELL, I DON'T HAVE A HUNDRED DOUBLOONS NOW...BUT I AM GOING TO BUY SOME RUM FER ME MEN...IS THAT OKAY?," ASKS HSR...

"NO WAITING FOR DOUBLOONS! YOU NO PAY NOW, OR I THROW YOU IN DA BRIG! PLUS, YOU GUYS BEAT UP ME MEN'S TEETH UP LAST TIME...AND DER'S AIN'T NO DENTIST HERE NO MORE!," SHOUTS THE KING...

AFTER SAYING THAT HE DOESN'T HAVE THE REQUIRED AMOUT TO STAY ON THE ISLAND, THE KINGS THUGS AND HEAVIES PUSH HIM ALONG,


 "WE LOCK YOU UP IN THE BRIG, NOW!"...

SO THEY TAKE HSR TO A PLACE THAT LOOKS LIKE A DUNGEON UNDER THE TAVERN, WHERE IT'S DARK AND MUSTY WITH SOME LARGE CAGES...TO HOLD SOME UNFORTUNATE PEOPLE, AND THEY PUSH HSR INTO ONE OF THEM AND THEY SLAM THE DOOR SHUT ON HIM AND CLOSE THE LOCK FOR IT...

NOW CAPTAIN HSR LOOKS AROUND, SQUINTING HIS EYES TO SEE WHAT HE CAN IN THE DARK PLACE...AND...HE NOTICES A VERY IMPORTANT PERSON IN THE CAGE NEXT TO HIM... IT'S THE KING OF MYBERIA--KING CYRIL!...



"KING CYRIL, YOUR HIGHNESS!...OF ALL PEOPLE! YOU'RE SURE A LONG WAYS FROM YOUR HOME!...WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?...

AND KING CYRIL ASKS, "WHO ARE YOU, SIR?...ANOTHER KIDNAPPING VICTIM?"

"NO, KING CYRIL...I'M CAPTAIN HSR!...AND I WORK FOR HER MAJESTY...ON THE SIDE... AS AN ENTERPRISING SECRET PIRATE, OF COURSE!," ADMITS HSR...

"WELL, MY BODYGUARD AND I ARE BEING HELD FOR--YOU GUESSED IT-- A KING'S RANSOM!," 



SAYS KING CYRIL...

"YOUR HIGHNESS, WHAT IF I TELL YOU THAT I CAN GET US ALL OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW, AND TAKE YOU BACK HOME TO YOUR KINGDOM?," GLEEFULLY SMILES CAPTAIN HSR...

"I'D BE SO, SO GRATEFUL AND REWARD YOU VERY WELL!," PROMISES KING CYRIL AS HIS EYES GLAZE OVER WITH TEARS OF JOY...

"LET'S SEE ABOUT THIS," LETS ON HSR...

WELL, CAPTAIN HSR PULLS OUT A SET OF KEYS FROM A POCKET ON THE INSIDE OF HIS PANTS...


AND, AFTER FEELING THAT THE TIME IS RIGHT, HE OPENS THE LOCK AND SWINGS THE DOOR TO HIS CAGE OPEN...

THEN FREES THE KING, AND HIS BODY GUARD,  THEN THE KING SAYS, "I HAVE A DAUGHTER HERE, TOO!"

SO HE LOOKS AROUND AND FINALLY FINDS AND FREES THE WOMAN, AND AS SHE EXITS HER CAGE, SHE GIVES HSR A CLOSE "THANK YOU!"...


THEN, AFTER HAVING BEEN IN THAT SAME DUNGEON THERE SEVERAL TIMES BEFORE, HE SLIDES A CRATE OF RUM OVER TO EXPOSE A LITTLE-KNOWN, RUG-COVERED GET-AWAY HOLE, WHICH THE FOUR OF THEM HURRIEDLY GO DOWN INTO...

BUT, BEFORE THEY LEAVE ALL THE WAY, HSR REACHES BACK UP FROM THE HOLE AND SLIDES THE RUM CRATE AND RUG BACK OVER THE HOLE, THEN THEY ALL SNEAK OUT ALL THE WAY TO THE WATER, AND SWIM A WAYS AROUND TO HSR'S WAITING SHIP...



AND THEN HSR HELPS THE THREE OTHERS ENTER THE FAR SIDE OF THE SHIP UNNOTICED THROUGH A SECRET DOOR ABOVE THE WATER LINE...

BUT HSR  IS QUICKLY FATIGUING AND TUCKERING OUT AND...OH, NO!...

...SOMETHING GRABS HIS ANKLE AND STARTS TO PULL HSR UNDER...

IT'S AN OCTOPUS...



THREATENING TO DROWN HIM...

SO, TO THE RESCUE IS...THE MERMAID...SHE MAKES THE OCTOPUS LET GO...

AND SHE BRINGS HSR UP TO THE SURFACE, WHERE HE GASPS AND BREATHES IN SOME BADLY NEEDED AIR!...HIP HIP HOORAY!

LASTLY, HSR CLIMBS ON BOARD, BUT BEFORE CLOSING THE DOOR, THE MERMAID ASKS, 



..." DO YOU HAVE...THE SINGING CROSS...?

AND HSR SAYS, "I BURIED IT ON PARROT ISLAND AND I"M GOING THERE RIGHT AFTER DROPPING OFF THE KING AND THE OTHERS, WHO WILL PAY ME AND MY MEN A HANDSOME REWARD...



...THEN HE SEALS HIS PROMISE WITH THE MERMAID...



...BEFORE THE SHIP SECRETLY SAILS AWAY...



...INTO THE SUNSET!
                                                                                                      Back to Love Toothbrush®                                                    

  












"God, family, self, and teeth--that's all we've got!"











Hey!...

Here's the dude that created the Love ToothBrush!...

...Good Ol' Dr. Winge, baby!..



He just happens to be, after extensive database searches not confirming otherwise, the first black guy in the U. S. to receive a patent on a toothbrush!

Who knew from his years as a little tyke on San Pedro Street and 116th Street in Watts, that he would eventually go on to USC Dental School and make some good history!...and write this blog!


We all want peace in our lives...and beauty...and love...

...like the ocean...



..with it's infinitely-wide open arms!...

And the Love ToothBrush that Dr. Winge produces, freely welcomes all of the world's citizens in the same way!


How, you ask? By creating, espousing, living, and showing...love!...

That's why he named the brush the Love ToothBrush®...because Love conquers all...including plaque!

Dr. Winge wants to courageously meet and exceed your challenging and important dental needs and demands...in a clinically clean fashion!... 



The Virgin Pacific Blue Series 1 embodiment performs like a whole churning ocean in your mouth...


...for a superbly-and-splashfully-clean, and a pure, nothing-left-behind feeling!

Ready for you now, the surgically-precise, under-the-gums side...


...and a wider, more-muscular side to admirably brush away tough enamel stains...


...both merge to give an attractive hour glass shape!...



Awarded a patent November 7, 1995...





after many months going over design choices, legal nit-picking, and construction refinement, Winge... 


calls this milestone effort to ramp up and penetrate the highly competitive toothbrush market, and organically grow an enlightened, loyal, and repeat consumer base, a valuable lesson on sophisticating oneself to get the word out to the world. 

Dr. Winge admits that he developed the Winge Bounce Toothbrush technique in 1999 specifically for the Love ToothBrush®, which allows the user to experience an enhanced methodology of the Winge Bounce called the Winge Fireworks toothbrushing style that cannot be experienced with a single-sided toothbrush.


Winge addresses the benefits of his Love ToothBrush®, and many other oral health issues on this Hollywood Smiles Report dental drama and adventure blog.

As the first American Black Man to invent a unique and “non-obviously improved” toothbrush, and take it to global markets, he says that the significance of this fact is not lost on him, and he implores his young, self-motivated, adventure-seeking patients to "meditatively place" themselves in an “inventor’s mindset,”


and to conscientiously proceed in their lives in such a way as to examine the machines, processes, and thinking patterns that they see and use in their daily lives,


 and try to improve upon them!”

He adds that, “The human mind is so wonderful and multidimensionally deep that, I guarantee you, we will never run out of things to improve and invent, as long as we remain a vibrant and forward-thinking species!”

Winge closes by adding,"Once you try a toothbrush in stereo, you may not want to go back to mono!"






May you have many…I am thankful for all of the blessings bestowed upon me, and seek forgiveness for all of my transgressions!...live every second with vigor and incisive clarity!...share your wisdom, knowledge, and resources to make our global collective more strong and stable...smiles!




















































The Winge Institute For The Oral Sciences
The Winge Cyber/Virtual Dental School
We're Turning Dentistry Upside Down!
The Dentist Who Loves You Back
The Weekly Dental Entertainment Program
The Second Life DentistThe World's Best Dental Adventure Blog
Dentistry And Second Life
Second Life-Dental Blog
Fairy Tales Of The Mouth
A Thousand And One Dental Bites
Dental Comic Book
My Mouth Made Me Do It
The Biggest and Baddest Dentist in History
The Dental Blog That You Can Read To Your Kids




For all Photos and Gifs seen here, no copyright infringement is intended.