The World’s Biggest and Happiest Smile…Is It The Duchenne Smile?…No!…It’s The Winge Smile!

CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT THE HSR IS TIGHTLY SEAT-BELTED IN ITS RED, GOLD, AND SILVER LAMBOURGHINI, QUICKLY, NIMBLY, AND ADMIRABLY NEGOTIATING ALL OF THE NAIL-BITING TWISTS AND HAIRPIN TURNS THAT CAN BE EXPECTED WHILE DRIVING THE POTENTIALLY HAZARDOUS, ZIG-ZAGGY, EDGE-OF-THE-CLIFF MOUNTAIN ROADS OF THE THICK, FOG-LADEN SWISS ALPS, in a valiant, James Bond-like attempt to catch you at the heliport, so that your “I did pack light, but I still need to take my six large Louis Vitton suitcases, because one never knows!“ smile can adequately prepare for, and experience, a super-safe trip on your week-long, hot-air-balloon flight.

The Winge Smile Concept , also known as the InfiniSmile, which can easily be done by everyone, has been introduced and entailed by Pacific Coast Inventor/ Dentist, Dr. Ralph Winge, and is propounded to be the face’s biggest and the happiest smile known to Man! 

Winge anatomically intimates that, “The Smile Continuum starts at one end, where a smile is barely detectable, with minimal Major Zygomaticus muscle activity, as seen with the Mona Lisa, and continues onto the Duchenne smile, which uses more of the zygomaticus and levator muscles, raising the cheeks up, and with the orbital parts of the orbicularis oculi, produces “Crow’s Feet” below and on the sides of the eyes, and is scientifically associated with genuine happiness.”

“Then we proceed to the end of the spectrum with the InfiniSmile, which adds the actions of even more muscles, including the procerus, nasalis, and corrigator supercilii—along with the other signature move of the InfiniSmile—the closed eyes,” publishes Winge.

“But,” cautions Winge, “this same short-lived, full-facial-contortion end product, as with other less intense smiles, can be generated by both negative and positive psychological circumstances. So the Winge Smile can be labeled as a nonspecific reflexive reaction.”

“Our current President, Barack Obama, is the only U.S. President to have been photodocumented engaging the InfiniSmile. I am currently researching the Internet and other sources to see if any other U.S. presidents have been shown with this specific facial expression,” testifies Winge, and implores all global citizens to, “let your unbridled personal sunshine and happiness show to the world by InfiniSmiling at least once a day, because it’s been proven that real joy and sincere smiling are both hormonally great for our bodies!”

Of hot debate are the necessary psychological and emotional happiness and passion energy quantities needed to spontaneously and differentially deliver a Mona Lisa, Duchenne, or Winge response.

But, when anatomically compared, side by side, though, a wider swath of muscles contracting is definitely involved to produce an extreme Winge Smile reaction. 

Make a healthier and happier you by InfiniSmiling with your friends and family at least once a day!

May you have many…do you remember the last time you got real groovy on the dance floor? I do!...sometimes the only place where I can get peace and quiet is in the library…be thankful for the phenomenon of photosynthesis!…smiles!