Check Your Bad Breath Status With The New iPhone App called “HalloBreath!”

This preface is a continuation of the preface last seen on the “Robot Dentist “Goes Haywire,” blog post, AND MAYBE WE’LL LET THIS BE THE PREVAILING THREAD THEME,  ACCOMPANYING ANYTHING THAT HAS TO WITH “COMPUTERS AND APPS IN DENTISTRY”  AND WE’LL CONTINUE WHERE WE LEFT OFF, AND THAT IS WHERE THE HSR GOES MARKET SHOPPING, AND, SO, NOW HE’S IN THE STORE, AND, HE HAS A COUPLE OF STRANGE ITEMS IN HIS BASKET (LIKE EINSTEIN’S BEST BOSON ICE CREAM, RELATIVITY SPEAKING), THEN HE TURNS THE CORNER FROM THE FRONT OF THE STORE , AND INTO THE AISLE THAT CONTAINS THE SUGAR, AND SINCE THE SUGAR IS AT THE FAR END OF THE ROW, HE TAKES A DEEP BREATH, SO HE CAN CYBER MEDITATE WHILE WALKING, WHICH WILL ALLOW HIM TO BE HARMONIOUSLY AT ONE WITH ALL OF THE GROCERIES HE PASSES BY ON THE SHELVES, AND MAYBE EVEN BUY SOME OF THEM, BUT ABOUT HALF WAY DOWN, A LADY BUMPS INTO HIS ARM, AND WITHOUT HIM KNOWING IT, SHE RUBS JUST A DAB OF CRYSTALLIZED SILICON DUST ON HIS ARM’S SKIN, AND SINCE THE SUBSTRATE IS 100% DOWNLOADABLY PURE, THE EFFECT IS FELT BY THE HSR WITHIN SECONDS, AND IT MAKES HIM IMMEDIATELY VULNERABLE TO ANY AND ALL SUGGESTIONS GIVEN TO HIM BY THIS UNKNOWN LADY, SO THE LADY, SENSING THAT THE TIME IS RIGHT, AND THAT NO ONE AND NO CAMERA IS WATCHING, REACHES FOR A BOTTLE OF STRAWBERRY SYRUP AND ROTATES THE BOTTLE A QUARTER TURN, WHICH OPENS UP A SECRET SPACE BETWEEN THE SHELVES, AND NOW SHE GRABS THE HSR BY THE ARM AND COMMANDS HIM TO “FOLLOW ME, NOW,” AND THE HSR OBEDIENTLY DOES SO , BUT BEFORE DISAPPEARING INTO THE SECRET SPACE WITH THE WOMAN, HE GRABS A COUPLE OF PACKS OF BROWN SUGAR WITHOUT HER NOTICING, AND THIS BROWN SUGAR HAS GREAT PHYSICAL AND RECUPERATIVE POWERS, SHOULD THE HSR EVER NEED THEM LATER, AND HE JUST MIGHT IN THIS SCENARIO, SO THEY BOTH ARE NOW IN THE SPACE, AND SHE TELLS HIM TO “JUMP DOWN,” HOWEVER, THEY DO NOT LAND ON THE NEXT STEP, THEY JUST SEEM TO FLOAT DOWN INTO AN EERY OUTER SPACE-LIKE ENVIRONMENT, AS THE STORE’S SHELVES CLOSE BEHIND THEM, AND…knock, knock…who’s there?...you spec!...you spec who?...you spec me to believe all that…well, it’s better than just staring out of the window at the magnificently morphing clouds, oh, and by the way, your “go ahead and walk into that dark and scary forest…and see what you’re really made of…or not!”  smile’s email just notified me that the blackberry cobbler’s ready!...I’ll get the quadruple vanilla ice cream, but not from the same store as above!

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“Can someone’s whole soul ever be totally translated into computer code?”

Have you ever wanted to quickly say “Goodbye” to someone with onion-and-garlic-or-worse breath who comes thisclose to your face and breathes out a no-oxygen-available “Haalloow” your way?

Well, you might not be able to control the breath of others in your social and close personal space environs, but you can now guarantee that your breath won’t be offending to the people that you closely encounter daily.

Be assured to know that Dr. Ciji Enamelot is in the process of developing the ultimate warning system that is as close to you as your own personal cell phone…

…and can immediately appraise you of any need to “freshen up” your breath so you don’t have to worry about any encounters of the close kind…

To be soon available in the App Store, the “HalloBreath” checking system consists of just a small diagnostic cube attached to a wire which plugs into your phone’s charging port.

The cube is to be placed in your open mouth and is breathed upon after accessing and activating the app.

Within seconds, any malodors, especially VSCs (Volatile Sulfur Compounds) from the tongue area, where 90% of the breath problems originate, will be tested for intensity…

…and if the scales start to tip too far in the fetor oris direction, a discreet light will flash on the phone’s screen…

…and the greater the "smell" intensity, the brighter and faster the light will blink…

So that means a solid, non-blinking bright light coming off of your phone means that you should refrain from talking…

...and probably cover your mouth or back away from people...

…and maybe even stop exhaling!…

…because the Dental Haz-Mat team might have to be dispatched for an emergency "defunkerization spray-down of your mouth-cave!"

You don’t want people running away from you like you’re Godzilla, now do you?...

And consider buying a “HalloBreath” for a friend!…

…Because there’s nothing like putting your arms around people you like…

…and closely breathing out and saying to their faces, with worry-free breath...

...a big, caring, and confident…

…“Haaallooww, there!”

May you have many…sunrises are great, but I'd rather sensually witness a 4D beautiful sunset over some serene seas or some ultramajestic mountains!...what makes healthy DNA so smart?...hey, people, with our atmosphere gaining in airborne pollution, we better be careful not to give Mother Earth "asthma!"…smiles!