Please…Help Your Dentist Get A New…Bentley!

THE HSR IS NOW A SENIOR IN COLLEGE, BUT, RIGHT NOW, HE IS WORKING AS A VALET DRIVER AT THIS SUPER EXPENSIVE RESTAURANT, AND WOULDN’T YOU KNOW IT, THE FIRST DAY, OR RATHER NIGHT, ON THE JOB, HE HAS TO PARK ALL OF THESE TOP-OF-THE-LINE CARS, SOME OF WHICH HE HAS NEVER SEEN BEFORE, AND THE FIRST CAR IS A BRAND NEW FERRARI,

WHICH THE MANAGER WARNED HSR ABOUT, AND SUGGESTED THAT HE PARK IT RIGHT NEXT TO THE FRONT DOOR, SO THAT THE CAR WILL NOT BE IN ANY DANGER AND THAT IT COULD BE RETRIEVED QUICKLY FOR THE PICKY CUSTOMER, BUT AS THE HSR GETS INTO THE CAR TO PARK IT, HE DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO DRIVE IT, SO HE HAS A FRIEND JUST PUSH HIM IN THE CAR TO THE PARKING SPOT JUST A FEW FEET AWAY, THEN, AFTER THAT, A ROLLS ROYCE PHANTOM ROLLS IN,

AND A SWEET LADY, WHO SEEMS TO HAVE “COUGAR” WRITTEN ALL OVER HER, TELLS THE HSR TO TAKE GREAT CARE, “OR YOU’LL BE COMING A LOT TO PAY ME FOR YEARS,” SO THE HSR TAKES HIS TIME TO PARK THAT ONE PERFECTLY, THEN THE NEXT RIDE IS AN OLD, CUSTOMIZED, BLUE VW,

AND THE OWNER GETS OUT OF THE CAR AND TELLS THE HSR, “LOOKS LIKE THE FERRARI GOT MY SPOT THIS TIME, HERE, TAKE THIS, AND LEAVE THE SPOT FOR ME NEXT WEEK!” AND THE MAN SHAKES HSR’S HAND AND LEAVES SOMETHING IN IT, AND THE HSR TAKES A LOOK AT THE PAPER, AND IT IS A DOLLAR BILL WITH TWO ZEROS BEHIND IT!, SO THE HSR NODS, “THANKS A LOT, SIR!” TO THE GUY BEFORE HE ENTERS INTO THE RESTAURANT’S FRONT DOOR, THEN THE HSR TURNS TO SEE WHO’S CAR IS NEXT, AND TO HIS SURPRISE, IT IS A SIX-FOOT-FIVE SKINNY YOUNG SUPER MODEL WITH A SKIN-TIGHT, BODY-BROADCASTING CAT SUIT COMING IN WITH A BIG ENTRANCE, ON A “POCKET ROCKET” MOTOR CYCLE,
                                                                               

                                                       

SO SHE STOPS AND TAKES OFF HER HELMET, THEN SHAKES HER LONG SILKY MANE BACK INTO ORDER IN ONE FELL SWOOP, AND THEN SHE GIVES THE KEYS TO HSR WHILE WINKING AND ASKING HIM, “HOW GOOD ARE YOU AT SWITCHING GEARS, BIG BOY?,” AND HSR HAS TO THINK A HALF-SECOND AND SAYS…stop right there you, you blogger…this is a family newspaper…and we don’t want any shenanigans going on…but you can tell me what happens next…privately…because my neighbor’s “I see that your grass is always greener on your side, but don’t ask me to mow it!” smile keeps peeking over my fence to see what happens next in the restaurant’s parking lot, too!

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“Ready, set, go, and lean into a quickening sprint as you rush into your new day! “

Do you know how much it costs for a year of Dental School in the U.S.?...

…I’ll tell you…

…just about the same as a top of the line Jaquar car…

…Don’t believe me?...

… look up “Cost of USC Dental School” on the Internet…

…and in four years of Dental School…

…you could have bought a Ghost, a Phantom, or a Wraith…

…just take your pick of the customized Rolls you want…

…and take your time paying the student loan back…

…at about $5,000 per month…

But, hey, afterward you’re called "Doctor!"

And all of a sudden, it’s all magically worth it!

In what other profession can this scenario happen:

…a total and perfect stranger comes into your office, and plops down in the chair…

…and doesn’t care about the Novacaine injections that you give…

…or the prolonged and necessary drilling that’s needed…

…or, if something goes “snap, crackle, or pop” when you take a tooth out!

Dentists are some of the most trusted people on Earth…

…and the most needed!

So please see your dentist as often as she or he says…

…We are only thinking of your short- and long-term health…

…To keep all of that inflammation from bad teeth and gums, from wreaking havoc on your different organ systems in the body…

…this way, you will very possibly have a longer life…

…and a better quality of life, to boot!

Just remember, your dentist had to go through a lot...to train and complete all that rigorous education and testing…

…I’m talking years!…

Some dental school patients bring their young dental students cookies and cakes and other goodies made with love to snack on during their long hours at the school, and those students are very thankful!

And with the cost of living and the student loans to repay, I want to tell you, that it is okay for your hard-working dentist to splurge some times!

Your dentist wants you to have the “Best In Class” smile,

one that’s good enough to match, and even show up, the cleanest and latest Mercedes, Lamborghini, Porshe, or other car that you may drive!

So the fees that you pay your dentist are well deserved, yet market-competitive…

Wouldn’t you like to brag to your friends that your dentist cruises around in a brand new, all-white convertible Bentley!

Your friends might feel jealous and switch and start going to your Bentley Dentist for work…

…because they want to jump on that popular bandwagon!…

…and as they say…

…success breeds more success all around!

So, come on and get you some juicy success from your Dentist!

May you have many…oh my gosh, an almost frozen soda on a very hot day going down the throat--you can tell me how it feels!...A lot of people have told me that they are tired of the low temperatures that Los Angeles has registered lately, and that they are welcome to the higher temps of the coming summer...those massive sea lions that crawl along and lumber across the land with difficulty, are nimble like gymnasts and ballerinas when they are in the water--I saw it myself! …smiles!