Admit it!...You're lost!...But you find a welcoming shelter in an otherwise empty land, and you go inside the structure and rest, but as soon as the sun sets, it gets freakishly bright outside, so you walk out of the door and your are taken aback by the Aurora Australis's luscious paint in the sky,
which makes you feel small in our overwhelmingly and incomprehensibly-gigantic universe, but your "you know, I am in a pretty park with all of the trees and the skies, and the naturalness, and then it dawns on me---the whole Earth is the world's best spectrum-wide, interactive park...hands down!" smile, nonetheless, still stands at attention to witness THE LAST TIME WE VENTURED INTO THE SURREAL LIFE OF HSR IN "...SMILES OF LOVERS! IX," WHERE HE IS TIRELESSLY TRYING, SIX WAYS TO SUNDAY, TO ESCAPE HAVING BEEN SPIRITED AWAY AND NOW LIVING IN A MULTISTORY SUPER NANOPARTICULATE COMPUTER CHIP,
which makes you feel small in our overwhelmingly and incomprehensibly-gigantic universe, but your "you know, I am in a pretty park with all of the trees and the skies, and the naturalness, and then it dawns on me---the whole Earth is the world's best spectrum-wide, interactive park...hands down!" smile, nonetheless, still stands at attention to witness THE LAST TIME WE VENTURED INTO THE SURREAL LIFE OF HSR IN "...SMILES OF LOVERS! IX," WHERE HE IS TIRELESSLY TRYING, SIX WAYS TO SUNDAY, TO ESCAPE HAVING BEEN SPIRITED AWAY AND NOW LIVING IN A MULTISTORY SUPER NANOPARTICULATE COMPUTER CHIP,
WHICH CONTAINS A VIRTUAL BUT BINARY-BIT-BASED COSMOCITY, HOWEVER, HE MUST NOT VENTURE FROM THE CLOAKED GOOGLE-LIKE COLLEGE CAMPUS PROVIDED,
AND THE POWERS THAT BE, HAVE HIM SURROUNDED BY HIS SECOND FAVORITE HOBBY, BEING AROUND PLENTY OF BEAUTIFUL WOMEN,
AND AFTER A WHOLE LOT OF WEEKS OF THE VIRTUAL GIRLS FUSSING AND FIGHTING OVER HIM AND HIS ATTENTION, HE DEVISES A WAY TO BREAK FREE FROM HIS CAPTORS AND FAN CLUB, TO GET BACK INTO THE WORLD IN WHICH HE NEEDS TO BE, AND SINCE HSR IS SCIENTIFICALLY CLASSIFIED AS A HOMO CYBERGRAPHICUS,
WITH STILL NOT FULLY REALIZED AND UNDERSTOOD SILICONE, PLASMA, AND GASEOUS PROPERTIES AND POWERS, HSR TELLS 15 OF HIS BEST CURVY FRIENDS THAT HE IS GOING TO MEET THEM IN THE SAUNA (THE THIRD TIME TODAY!) WHERE HE WILL ATTEND TO ALL OF THEIR EVERY NEEDS AGAIN, BUT INSTEAD, HE MICRO-POSITIONS HIMSELF IN THE NANOCHIP'S DARKEST RECESSES, AND, ONCE THERE, HE SUMMONS HIS GASEOUS TRANSFORMATIVE POWERS TO...WALAH!...HE GASIFIES HIMSELF AND ESCAPES THROUGH THIN AIR...
AND NOW, AFTER ESCAPING THROUGH THE COMPUTER'S EFFICIENT FAN PORT VENT, HE NOW IS OUT SIDE OF THE COMPUTER, AND WILL EVENTFULLY BE TRANSPORTED OUT OF THE BUILDING, AND, ONCE OUTSIDE, HIS BASIC AERATED ATOMS AND MOLECULES CAN SELF-ATTRACT AND REASSEMBLE THEMSELVES, BUT NOT SO FAST!...THE ALARM AT THE BUILDING HAS SOUNDED...THEY HAVE DISCOVERED THAT THE COVETED HSR IS NOW MISSING!...TO THE CHAGRIN OF MANAGEMENT AND THE MYRIAD WOMEN IN HIS INNER CIRCLE, BUT NOW, OUTSIDE THE WALLS, HSR SEES AN ANONYMOUS CAR, AND HE DECIDES TO DRIFT INTO THE CAR'S TRUNK SPACE...
...UNNOTICED, AND THUS, HE COMPLETES HIS GET AWAY...FOR NOW...AS THE CAR DRIVES OFF!
Back to Love Toothbrush®
"The lips dress up and emotionally influence the teeth and face to make messages like "I Love You!""
So here we are...
Vacationing...
On the beach...
Of this picturesque and fantastic island...
That's both mysterious and magical...
...at the same time...
Other places in the world
Are definitely missing out
On this scene and environ...
Where the elements rule...
With a tenderness...
For instance, take the sunshine...
Which hugs with a
Magnetic and moderate warmth...
And the rolling fog...
Which regally, aloofly, mesmerizingly,
And ceremoniously rolls by...
And also, take the light drizzling rains
That friendly and almost
Apologetically get me wet...
Only to be assuredly followed by...
A soonly reappearing sun...
That will once again
Make my shirt fluffy dry again...
And you are also here with me
Yes...
Your piano-perfect smile...
Which is massively symphonic
And sometimes thunderously interpreted
It sends all of my feelable senses
Through extended and unforgettable crescendos...
Yes, the elements rule here...
The sun, sky, sand, and sea are having a swirling, geological foursome!...
However, this is paradise
And with every paradise,
There is always a little trouble...
And maybe it all started
With a map
That I found in a
Real old rum bottle..
From a pirate, I'll bet,
Just off of the beach...
This seagull picked me out
And made me follow him
On a short walk
Past some
Heavy-with-fruit
Palm trees...
I looked at the bird
Then the bird looked at me, then looked
At the bottle two feet away
And I picked it up
Popped the cork
And unrolled the paper...
It's map...with a...
Possibly treasure-filled
X
Elegantly calligraphed on it
Somehow, some people
Know that I now have the map
And they have taken you by force
So that they can get the map
Now, while they are chasing me
Through the heavy brush
And dragging you along
Surprise!...
You and the two agent-looking guys
All fall into some quick sand...
They fall in head first and sink
You fall in feet first and float...
That's where we are now
In the story...
So instinctively and in a hurry
I look around
And walk around
To find a stick long enough
To save you
Oops!...will you look at that view...dang!
Oceanic beauty uncensored!
Now, where's a stick...
Chaos and Paradise aren't supposed to mix...
Oh, I see a long vine...
...that'll do!
I go back with it and throw you the end
And then I begin
To pull you out
And pull you back in...to...my life
We're both now tearfully smiling our smiles and gladness
At each other's deep and desperate hugs...
Smiles that have been saved...
Smiles that are still in danger...
There are possibly more guys
From where those two came from...
My life feels a little more "souped-up" now
With dangerous adventure...on the run...
In a place I've never been before
I've never seen that look in your eyes before
I've never seen you emote that type of smile before
"Let's walk that way," I say, and include...
"And it's so very good to have you back!"
And you say something back
But I'm so full of adrenaline
And your smile's so white and blinding
And lovable
That I just notice your lips moving
In silent slow motion...
Sure, I have a treasure map
With probable wealth and riches
But I'm now standing
On my own personal
X marks the spot...
With Transcendental You!...
TO BE CONTINUED...
May you have many...what kind of clock should be used, and what kind of time should be applied, in outer space?...oh, yes, and in outer space, if you are positioned interplanetarily, there are no days and nights!...our great and vast universe probably has some kind of "circulatory system," no?...smiles!
"The lips dress up and emotionally influence the teeth and face to make messages like "I Love You!""
So here we are...
Vacationing...
On the beach...
Of this picturesque and fantastic island...
That's both mysterious and magical...
...at the same time...
Other places in the world
Are definitely missing out
On this scene and environ...
Where the elements rule...
With a tenderness...
For instance, take the sunshine...
Which hugs with a
Magnetic and moderate warmth...
And the rolling fog...
Which regally, aloofly, mesmerizingly,
And ceremoniously rolls by...
And also, take the light drizzling rains
That friendly and almost
Apologetically get me wet...
Only to be assuredly followed by...
A soonly reappearing sun...
That will once again
Make my shirt fluffy dry again...
And you are also here with me
Yes...
Your piano-perfect smile...
Which is massively symphonic
And sometimes thunderously interpreted
It sends all of my feelable senses
Through extended and unforgettable crescendos...
Yes, the elements rule here...
The sun, sky, sand, and sea are having a swirling, geological foursome!...
However, this is paradise
And with every paradise,
There is always a little trouble...
And maybe it all started
With a map
That I found in a
Real old rum bottle..
From a pirate, I'll bet,
Just off of the beach...
This seagull picked me out
And made me follow him
On a short walk
Past some
Heavy-with-fruit
Palm trees...
I looked at the bird
Then the bird looked at me, then looked
At the bottle two feet away
And I picked it up
Popped the cork
And unrolled the paper...
It's map...with a...
Possibly treasure-filled
X
Elegantly calligraphed on it
Somehow, some people
Know that I now have the map
And they have taken you by force
So that they can get the map
Now, while they are chasing me
Through the heavy brush
And dragging you along
Surprise!...
You and the two agent-looking guys
All fall into some quick sand...
They fall in head first and sink
You fall in feet first and float...
That's where we are now
In the story...
So instinctively and in a hurry
I look around
And walk around
To find a stick long enough
To save you
Oops!...will you look at that view...dang!
Oceanic beauty uncensored!
Now, where's a stick...
Chaos and Paradise aren't supposed to mix...
Oh, I see a long vine...
...that'll do!
I go back with it and throw you the end
And then I begin
To pull you out
And pull you back in...to...my life
We're both now tearfully smiling our smiles and gladness
At each other's deep and desperate hugs...
Smiles that have been saved...
Smiles that are still in danger...
There are possibly more guys
From where those two came from...
My life feels a little more "souped-up" now
With dangerous adventure...on the run...
In a place I've never been before
I've never seen that look in your eyes before
I've never seen you emote that type of smile before
"Let's walk that way," I say, and include...
"And it's so very good to have you back!"
And you say something back
But I'm so full of adrenaline
And your smile's so white and blinding
And lovable
That I just notice your lips moving
In silent slow motion...
Sure, I have a treasure map
With probable wealth and riches
But I'm now standing
On my own personal
X marks the spot...
With Transcendental You!...
TO BE CONTINUED...
May you have many...what kind of clock should be used, and what kind of time should be applied, in outer space?...oh, yes, and in outer space, if you are positioned interplanetarily, there are no days and nights!...our great and vast universe probably has some kind of "circulatory system," no?...smiles!
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